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Nala ventures in to the outside a lot. Luckily our neighbourhood is nice, so it's not a problem, but I was surprised when she had this on her collar.
I thought it was really nice that our neighbours were concerned for her! Address blocked out for privacy reasons.
And here's the little culprit! :3 I'll be sure to send another note back!
ThatOneGuyPablo
Do we have the same cat? My kitten looks exactly like this
ThatRandomChickYouDontKnow
She looks like my cat that passed away last year. You better cherish that beautiful girl!
InfinityDash
Sorry for your loss, your kitty was beautiful.
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kyuuri117
@OP So i've also got a cat named Nala, and she's the same color configuration. Nice name choice!
ArmondotheBiologist
You need to get a contact collar man.
ialwaysupvoteShibe
My neighbor's cat looks just like her. Kept having litter after litter and her young followed suite... (1/2)
ialwaysupvoteShibe
I finally had to buy a cat trap and catch 15 cats. Got the mom, got her spayed and returned her to the neighbor. The rest went to a shelter.
rosepix
Good for you! I hope the neighbor was thankful.
xDRAN0x
"Hi I'd love to know where it lives so I can ship you all the shits it lays on my lawn"
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xDRAN0x
I want to find a friendly way to prevent his cat from doing this, as I do not see myself doing this.
MigraMines
Your cat is a whore just saying.
sweatshopkids
Your cat is my cat's twin.
centopus
Why send a note? Just take a cake, a bottle of wine, the cat and visit them!
rosepix
Seconded!
Bisright
There was a fact I read once that there are more people who think they are cat owners in America than actual cats.
CleverUsernameNotTaken
how is that possible?
Bisright
Two different cat owners, one cat. Neither cat owner realises that the other owner exists.
IllegalDuckling
How are you even supposed to check every single cat in that kind of a country?
Bisright
I just heard it once, I have no source or data.
Zigor22
A lot of people don't like cats crapping in their flower beds, having kittens, etc on their property. If you care, keep them inside.
SodaCracker
So is this the next evolution of the courier pigeon?
azkabandi
I expected this
rosepix
LOL forever!
poweredbyveggies
Your cat looks like my Rory! I showed my wife and she thought it was ours!
prettya
Is that the shadow of your cat giving a thumbs up in pic 2?
SASunDog
I came here to thumbs up that thumbs up.
AshleyFosf8
I thought the same thing
jacksparrah
on the one hand, that's super cute. On the other hand, I feel like cats should stay the fuck indoors. So I'm a bit torn on this post.
TheSisko
I live next to a train station and busy intersection. My kitty is an indoors kitty.
grimfandango
For me it depends on the area you live in. Where I currently live my cats do not bother the wildlife and nothing threatens my cats. 1/2
grimfandango
2/2 but under most circumstances (roads , people, issues with other wildlife or even other cats) I would keep them inside.
grimfandango
(our previous cats were adopted barn cats that were not well socialized, our current cats are socialized but stay on our property).
OSCgal
Depends on the cat. Depends on the situation. Some cats refuse to stay indoors. Some cats are too stupid to go outdoors.
hiir
No. It only depends on how lazy the owner is.
dangninny
I remember seeing this before, years ago. This is either a repost and not your cat, or this is how your cat kills all of its owners.
SliceofToast
I mean it IS my cat so I don't know what you're on.. Here she is again:
, and /a/BYe2L
dangninny
Definitely plotting your demise.
LostLadyTX
Your cat has a collar but no tag?
SliceofToast
No need for one. The town I live in is a retirement capital, and it's REALLY quiet and friendly. For the past 10 years she's been fine
tomatoboy
You need to at least have the rabies tag on there if the cat is roaming free. It's about keeping the cat from getting euthanized if found.
tomatoboy
I see you are in the UK... Do they have rabies tags there?
SliceofToast
I don't think so, no. She's been vaccinated if that helps..
ArthurHastings
yea but what if it gets hit by a car or something? might as well have a tag on it
SliceofToast
Tag or not, if she's been hit by a car she's been hit by a car. She's been microchipped so they'll know we own her at the vet.
ArthurHastings
point. I'd put one on my cats regardless of where I live... 2/2
ArthurHastings
yea but the reason people keep saying "put a tag" is that... it's very cheap and very easy. If that wasn't the case I'd understand your 1/2
TheSisko
But what's the point of the collar, if not to carry a tag. Just put a tag on her.
SliceofToast
To show that she's owned and not a stray?
WhyIsThisStillEvenAQuestion
A pocket protector PROTECTOR!!
ZachPutland
"I carry a wallet but I don't put money or ID in it. It just sits in my pocket"
Lunazura
I wish people would keep their cats indoors. It greatly increases their lifespan and keeps them protected from outside sources.
MichaelJobling
My cats 15 years old and is an indoor outdoor cat
halistar
yes
Remlo
Don't understand "outdoor" cats. They're domesticated animals, why let them roam wild?
rosepix
*highfives*
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FLAK38
Because they are an invasive species, manmade and native to nowhere.
Moxmox
looks a bit like my cat http://imgur.com/bYyEt7g
twfeline
Rub that belly!
KeeleonOhms
I have one of these. After about 6 mos of feeding and naming, we realized she probly belongs across the street.
KeeleonOhms
Even better, we once had a black cat that notoriously always wanted out them back in. After about a year we noticed it must be 2 cats
KeeleonOhms
Because 1 day they were both inside and my brothers like "uh there's a clone".
CharlesThompsonIII
my cat's always want to go out and come back in... in they are very much individual cats.
KeeleonOhms
Well we figured it was just normal cat behaviour, but we have no idea how long they were just swapping places lol.
redbullvodka
We had a cat who would stop coming home often, we learned that neighbors were feeding her. When the neighbors moved our cat disappeared too.
DieHardIsAChristmasMovie
Aka be a responsible owner and put a contact collar on her
04FoxSake
my kitty escapes her collar every. damn. time. just sayin'.
OnionFace
OK, but this is about a cat that appears to have a collar that does not come off every. damn. time. your cat's collar does is irrelevant.
arcenlapin
We have a harness on Toki and he stays in it just fine. Maybe try that.
OSCgal
Yeah, the cat I grew up with would always ditch his collar. But not his flea collar, for some reason.
cryscryscrys
I had a cat like that. I starting making cheap collars out of 1.5" sewing binding and a tiny rubber band. Then write info on it w/ a pen
FurciferPardalis
A responsible owner would not let the cat outside.
nulluserid
What the fuck?
Lfa3
That's right. Nothing better than having your cat's brain squished on the road, amirite? Or causing a traffic accident. Happens a LOT.
hiir
Or eating someone's rat poison. Or being mauled by a dog. Or ruining someone else's lawn and the local wildlife. Etc.
Surrealle
You can be a responsive owner without contact info on a collar. It's called a microchip
TheSisko
Which involves a visit to a vet or shelter to read, and you hope the owner has kept it updated between moves. Easier to read a tag.
fulminatrix
My friends almost adopted a stray cat who moved into their house. They took her to get chipped and found out her owner had moved away 1/2
fulminatrix
from town and her ex-boyfriend had stolen her cat right before and she thought he killed her. She drove seven hours to get her back. 2/3
fulminatrix
Collars are important, but microchips are gonna reunite you in extreme cases. They're inexpensive and vital. Always chip your pets! 3/3
fulminatrix
I forgot to add she'd thought the cat was dead for over a year and had lost all hope. Just imagine the joy of that call. 4/4
ordohereticusinquisitor
>So I found a loop of paper attached to my cat's collar this morning..
nrobertson12321
Or just don't own a cat.
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psychotichihuahua
Not big on reading the rest of the post, are ya?
ScholarlyTrout
Some cats are really bad with collars though
thorkild91
The cat is already wearing a collar
clutchthepearls
Well this one doesn't seem to be.
pinecone
Our cats don't like collar but don't get as annoyed with harness.They're indoor cats though,so usually prolonged stay in harness is max 5 ..
pinecone
days. I guess it's because our harnesses are less tight around the neck than collar would be. 2/2
krenshala
There are cats that have trouble getting collars off their necks?
ScholarlyTrout
No, there are some that can find them very uncomfortable. Our cat has a skin problem that means he cant wear one.
krenshala
My comment was meant to imply that cats remove their collars with no difficulty.
ScholarlyTrout
Ah yes, i was trying to point out that my original comment was relevant to the cats discomfort, not its escapability.
imaxfli29
Yea ...great...but loose cats kill birds, can get hit by cars and can catch diseases from strays!
madmatt2024
Wait until you get one that pees on your stuff if left inside. Yes, he is fixed and the vet says nothing is wrong with him.
whydoeslovedothistome
As a responsible owner, you arrange them activities and clean their toilet daily, right. Right?
madmatt2024
This cat has been provided multiple clean litter boxes all over the house and still pees on stuff.
whydoeslovedothistome
Cool. What about the activities part? Would you let any other pet wonder around without supervision just cos it pees inside?
madmatt2024
Activities? Its a cat! It eats, it sleeps, has toys, and gets petted and cuddles. If its legal and it won't get into trouble, yes.
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madmatt2024
I agree. We have always let our cats out and they always come home.
eagerophiuchus
...but you ignored everything else in his comment. haha.
eagerophiuchus
The outdoor/indoor thing isn't about cars. Rural outdoor cats are actually worse. My neighbor sends her 3 cats into the national park.
eagerophiuchus
Pets know that they are well cared for and well-fed, but cats can't suppress the kill instinct. So they kill for play, repeatedly.
Surrealle
Good luck.. People who let their cats out know all this already, they just don't give a shit
Lfa3
Exactly, some are the old "if I don't see it I don't care." Of course there's exceptions like the other imgurian below.
FeralChicken
My friends cats aren't even outdoor cats, but they still have collars incase they get out of the house.
FsImgur
What range is set before it shocks the shit of em?
ourmrswashburne
I have six cats, all indoor-only. They are microchipped, have collars with contact info, and an additional tag: "If I am out, I am lost!"
DumbledoresRme
Yup. My cat is an indoor cat but the shelter said he's an 'escape artist'; he's had an id tag/collar since the day we brought him home.
wintermorning
I have a 3 month old kitten that will be indoor but I have a collar and tag on her for this exact reason.
zeradeth
My cat hates his collar, but I had the vet microchip him when I got him neutered
Paperstars
I have 2. One managed to cut open a screen and get out. Never been more freaked out because both are inside-only cats.
GennaSansJ
The cat had a collar on lol, that's how the note got there. What the collar is missing apparently, is a tag
tomatoboy
Yeah, the cat needs an ID tag and the rabies tag. The lack of the rabies tag puts its life in serious risk if found and not identifiable.
SliceofToast
I live in the UK. Rabies tags aren't a thing here. She's chipped anyways.
ilovekittensandstuff
I have bought my cat five collars but it takes her about 10 minutes outside to get it off and hide it. I haven't found one of them yet...
littlemorte
How about getting your cat an ID tag? Name and just a phone number (if you move a lot, like me). That would at least answer those questions
littlemorte
And they could text you
SpartaNjsa
why don't u put a name / address tag and probably a license on its collar instead of a note!
Freemage69
This. If you don't want to put your own name/address on, use the number and address of your vet.
lostangle
agreed. Mine's an "indoor only" cat who likes to try to escape. Been wearing a name/phone number tag for near a decade.
SFCrawNik
I've bought my cat 3 collars in a couple months. At some point you just give up.
FrisianDude
do both. Do the note first to say that tag will be done. Seems more personal to me
MasonDixie
My cat's are indoor cats and they still have collars with their name, my name, and phone number!!!
SliceofToast
Where I live there's no need to put your address on a collar. It's just not that culture. It's a really quiet cozy town where I live.
StarLilyBanditGirl
Pretty common where I'm from too.
IsuckAsthis
As someone who seems to find a lost animal every week at least have a phone number it makes things so much easier.
OnionFace
eh? it's common sense and good pet owning practice, not a matter of social norms
TheSisko
I would put a name and phone number for emergency reasons. Since you got the note, not everyone knows who she belongs to.
SliceofToast
If there's truly an emergency, she's chipped. She goes through collars like mad anyways.
notAnn
Actually, both my cats have collars with tags on them that have their names and "I've been chipped!"
Tialishaze
We've tried to put collars on our cats. They've always come off after a couple of days. And where do you need a licence for a cat?
TheLlamaOfGBGoogle
If you buy it a license it'll only go asking for a car
whitter86
That's probably what these people were hinting at. It's pretty irresponsible to allow an animal outside without a tag.
tomatoboy
It's irresponsible to have the cat outdoors freely. The harm wildlife and get attacked by wildlife. Like dogs, they don't belong unattended.
tomatoboy
I see the "cats should be free" folks are out down voting.
lonelymountainorbust
Tags can be lost, microchipping is the ideal.
Yepitsausername
1/2 I got a phone call a few weeks ago from a neighbor, "Hey, so, Sir Newton just walked into my house and now we're watching Netflix....
Yepitsausername
2/2 Can I give him a treat?" It was great. :)
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terryhayden
Thank you. So many people overreacting to the concept of a cat going outside without a collar. My cats are nomads, and break collars.
Lfa3
Having a pet and let it roaming free is a straight up lazy/bastard move. Don't have pets.
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
You sound completely delusional. I hope you don't have any cats.
bigjoemonger
In my city you can't even have the cat outdoors because they'll round them up and take them to kitty impound which costs $100 to get it out.
chewtoythebrave
In some cities, they literally round up any cats they find and euthanize them as the shelters are full. I wouldn't risk it.
Lfa3
Being euthanized at a shelter is the LESS bad think it can happen to a pet. Here every couple days we have a dead cat on the streets (1/2)
Lfa3
killed by cars/motorcycles. Many don't die right after being hit. And a bunch of others get poisoned by bird owners. Also a slow death.
MaddyFusco
As a rule, you shouldn't put your pets names on their collar. It gives strangers, whom might have bad intentions, a way to gain their trust.
starsandblvds
Luckily my dog hates strangers.
Yepitsausername
My cat will do as he pleases regardless of if you know his name or not.
azarza
I have used names on dog collars to keep animals calm and stationary while waiting for owners to arrige
Hardy4395
Why the down votes? This is absolutely true. Put your surname on the tags with 2 or 3 phone numbers. They don't need to know the pets name.
TrashPandaMafia
A license to kill you say?
nortotron
Most domestic cats have a chip under the fur. Vets can scan it. Collars can get the cat stuck.
TwoOreoesOneCup
I have two outdoor cats and they constantly lose their collars, but still worth the money to keep them updated with important information!
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Do animals not have to be microchipped in us? Has owners details on the chip, only costs like 10 quid
tomatoboy
Not mandatory in most jurisdictions (some require it for breeding animals, etc...), costs $10-75 depending on vet and chip brand.
CharlesThompsonIII
it's not required to chip an animal in the US... but a lot of vets will do it, not sure the cost.
banshu
Nope. In most areas I don't think they even have to have ID on them, just a leash. In rural areas they don't even do that. It sucks. :/ 1/2
banshu
My cat is an indoor cat but he walks on a leash like a dog. Sadly, can't go beyond the yard because of people's loose fucking animals.
rosepix
It isn't required, but it should be. Here in California, San Diego area, it was $40. There's more than one company; I wish they'd...
rosepix
...at least use the same chip. Vets and animal shelters have to have more than one type of reader.
Gnoside
Be sure to use a break away collar, so your cat doesn't get stuck outside
rshini
Careful though, that breakaway collar nearly caused my first cat to hang herself on my blinds, lucky my aunt found her in time.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
The idea behind a breakaway collar is that it prevents that from happening by breaking under stress...
rshini
Yeah, that should be the cause, but it somehow wedge itself in a way where it couldn't break.
douchewadextreme
So... having a regular collar would be better in that scenario?
Randersuarus
Or hang itself
DanWier
When I was about 10 my cat hung itself with it's collar, it's not joke.
ohshititalkedaboutfightclub
Although my asshole cats learnt how to remove their break away collars
IDownvoteUnsaucedPosts
Harness. Use a Harness, it's safe and very hard to escape from.
DankMemeStealer
I think we are on our 9th collar on this 14 month old kitten hahah
FirestarterAZ
My cat lost his break away collar and I found it hanging on a tool hook! I could practically pick him up by it too.
Foxlord
Mine takes hers off and it takes me months to find it. I put a non break away on her and she just ripped it up trying to take it off.
kansas555
Mine too and a regular collar almost killed her. So ee had her chipped. But some people will keep cats instead of checking for a chip.
AggressivelyPassive
Mine removes her collar, then uses it as a toy and walks around with it in her mouth.
FloodingWaters
yeah, it's not up to me whether my cat wears his collar. but he's an indoor cat because of nearby roads.
tootscootinboogie
Same here. I gave up after 4 collars and ID tags ($70 total). He's chipped at least.
ohdeepthought
Same with one of our cats. The whole street knows him as the sweetest cat but he only comes home to us for food and that's it. Asshole
lonelymountainorbust
Microchipping is ideal in addition to tags!
rosepix
YES.
MEOWluvfurr
agree. dont use anything BUT a break away. my little boy cat LOVES climbing trees. havi g a break away gives me a little piece of mind
Conniefoo21
Peace*
happiergnome
Piece could be right. Maybe it's a cranium tree?
udick
Be sure the collar is grown with all organic fibers
bamblebimble
Breakaway collar saved my cat 2 times, I swear to god she kept trying to hang herself with it ;-; that or figured out she could break it off
sterken
udick
udick
Kisses!
Zombraina
Lol, you jest but cats have accidentally hung themselves jumping from trees and the like and having the collar snagged.
udick
Do I look like I'm jesting
PatrickFancyPants
Lol
MmmCookiePoops
Be sure the collars organic fibers are from outskirts of Bangladeshi forests.
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
Be sure that the fibers are sustainably sourced
udick
Be sure Bangladeshi forests are paid fair wages
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Be sure that the hours are reasonable too.
NonConformistFlamingo
Cats don't need licenses. However, an ID tag with contact information would be a good idea.
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
My cats are all indoor and they have their name and my cell number on tags on their collars. Just in case ????
mattjanky
The fact that cats don't need licenses but dogs do is bull shit
omgwtfhuh
In our town both need licenses, even if the cat is indoor only like ours is. Seems fair to me.
Zombraina
Cats can do some damage but large enough dogs can easily kill people. If your dog gets loose and hurts someone they need to know the owner.
laboon
Also nobody expects cats to be well behaved.
notyouraveragemuffin
In France if your dog is hit or killed by a car you have to pay the damages (unless the hitting is proved intentionnal) but not if it's a 1.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
We need to get an ID tag for our cats. One of them accidentally had her ear snipped, which is an indicator the cat is stray and good where
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
he/she was found. I'm so worried she'll get out one day and no one will have her scanned for a chip.
Atharaenea
Ear snip means she's a fixed stray... she was captured and they went to fix her and found she already was (or they fixed her if she wasn't)
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
That's what it means. But when I picked out my kitty, she wasn't snipped. The next day she went for her spay and the same clinic who did it
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
The use that here to indicate that it is a spayed/neutered stray.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Yeah, here it's to let you know that it's a stray who has been neutered and not to move or bring to a shelter unless it's injured.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
The mobile clinic who spays/ neuters the strays here is the same one who does spay/neuters for the shelters when a cat is adopted. My kitty
NoBeardTheIrate
In my city they do. All pets do
snowy129
"This is a dog license with the word Dog crossed out and Cat written in in crayon." -MP
tomatoboy
Depends on where you live. Some places require licenses for all pets. My county in MD requires them for cats and dogs.
Squishysib
My cat is strictly indoors and still needs a license here in Nj. v_v
Atharaenea
In Louisville cats need licenses. I mean, mine don't, because I'm lazy, but they do have all their vaccs and I keep them inside anyways
Eceduc
Our cats need licenses....we're in NC and it depends on the county.
nanadirat
That's because NC taxes everything but taint sweat
EmiBunny0615
I'm in NC, have 2 dogs, and neither have a license. The vet and shelter never mentioned it, either.
EmiBunny0615
Sorry. I read "country" not "county." Maybe ours doesn't require them.
Eceduc
That's ok. :) I'm in Forsyth and it's $5 a year per animal if they're altered.
danyearight
I don't think the cat is old enough to drive
masterk999
NZSheeps
It's 'Murica. He meant a gun licence.
Shittheramensout
Too much work
Toybot
Mine are microchiped, a tag would be bad in my area since it makes them easier to be stolen..
Goosebob
I think your cat is trying to steal my forklift...
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rosepix
<3 <3 <3
samjam10412
Lol the forklift has become our office cats throne of glory. Until you turn it on of course. Lol
fnordy
"She triiied to kill me with a forklift..."
Cicirawr
"AH! A human, thank god! I've been needing a pet. Would you mind?... Ah thank you."
sylvesther
Haha I also read this in brittish accent
unlimitedbeef
Read this in British accent for some reason.
DotSlashNatalie
I wish a human would give me a pet :(
InBlue0
I am definitely a human. *pet pet*
DotSlashNatalie
If you are a human then why am I hearing beeping sounds? :O
floopynooples
Fucking torties haha! So damn friendly.
Metallica93
Everyone I meet says they're cruel as shit (youngest sister has an asshole one, as well). Good job finding the nice one of the batch, lol.
CyderMayker
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, ohh, you should meet mine. I love her, but she can be such bitch. Sometimes. Most of the time.
WhoTheFuckisGavin
My tortie made 2 dogs (a german shepherd and a shiba) her little bitch ...
rosepix
That's a tortie for you!
bekreider
My moms tortie only loves my mother and myself. Hates everyone else, though was all over my fiance when she met him. It was so damn weird.
QueenofFerelden
My tortie is super friendly too. ^_^ It seems to be an all or nothing thing with them.
floopynooples
Lol for real, mine is instantly best friends with anyone she meets.
MettalViking
Apparently you never met my mom's tortie. She despises everything/everyone. She's purrfectly healthy before conclusions are jumped too.
mratio
Same, mine hated everyone except me and I think she only tolerate me as she tried to kill me by sleeping in my face every night.
MettalViking
There's far worse ways to go.
mratio
One for my "homie." https://imgur.com/kOUlF
jooniThug
The pattern around its eyes look pretty similar.
stargatenerd
It's a different cat. The specks around the left eye are different.
HumanityHasDeclined
nope, def two different cats
runninron69
Must be a CATerpiller forklift. It has my name on it so it's mine... cat, probably.
bantur
Wouldn't it be easier to give your cat her own cellphone?
Athferion
Or just don't let the damn thing roam the neighbourhood...
Squelchtone
She could keep it in her purrrrrse
elbdms
They are going to steal your cat.
GeneCode
make sure u enable the parental control tho.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
With Pokemon Go running to hatch eggs while you sit on the sofa with your bonbons.
urgotobekiddingme
You used to call me on my cell phone.....
Thomaster
I know right? Some people just don't see the obvious.
Azrael715
No! Of course not, it'll rack up a large bill
ohthatsgood
Real outside-the-box thinking. The reason I come to imgur.
secretoaster
Eye phone
IfPeeingYourPantsIsCoolCallMeMilesDavis
No, it can use a pay phone just like the other cats her age!
yourmommaspimp
My cat overused his data cap. Pornhub too much.
EkansanPikachan
Not the pussy you were expecting on porn hub,?
OrinPlays
Cellphones are so last Universe. Carrier Cats are in!
Metallica93
I was chewing on some candy and almost spit it out after I read that. Nicely done.
hunnybunches
Use 2 call me on my shellphone (insert spongegar)
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Snorted air +1
oneofthecalled
My first thought- That's silly cats can't use...could they?? Oh but another person the cat trusted could use it, duh
oneofthecalled
I then thought- But what if someone stole it? It would have to be someone the cat wouldn't run away from...oh but what if they use nets? :(
ieatdapsy
Isn't there a government program for free phones?
TemporaryUzername
mmmmmeowllo?
ats1995
I said it out loud and chuckled. +1!
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
It's funnier the more you say it out loud. I'm going to answer my phone this way from now on
TemporaryUzername
i do already if its any of the three friends of mine who have cats in their family. I also substitute "now" for "meow". They enjoy it.
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
All right meow, don't get carried away.
7imgrju
Yeah you stupid bitch give the cat a phone!
Neintendo
Or yah know, a collar with tags...
SwedenIsCool
So it can chat
Owlygirl
Dying lololo
david2026
https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-cat-lost_cat-phone-mobile-cell-amc0635_low.jpg
nightmarerunner
You used to meow me on my cellphone
GeneralLazerKittenSadness
you use to call me on my catphone
DoubleDoubleYeti
Lizaderp
Or a go pro?
suzannetx
El G(at)oPro?
DoctorOmaha
I saw this comment, skipped to the next image, my mind caught up with what I just read. Well done sir.
Nonjudgemental
So it can make cat calls?
marifromky
search kitty porn, right?
Zasep
This. Fucking. Guy.
Shittheramensout
This is purrfect
WhyDontICare
http://www.panicposters.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/f63dc5ec28f3175f8a7f615bd217eb71/p/p/pp32117-family_guy_stewie.jpg
PunPanda
NICE. Dog gumit ...I LIVE FOR PUNS *heavy breathing*
Thalarctos
+1 for "*heavy breathing*". I lol'ed.
CaptainMustache
oneofthecalled
Love this reaction. Had forgotten about it. Thanks
ShawnWinchesterson
YOU
spannnumber72
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
byohzzrd
Or ya know, animal tags with their name, owners contact info and rabies tag.
Socrates214
I've never had a cat tolerate collars, when we tried collars we found them dangling by tree branches, scared they would hang themselves :/
byohzzrd
It's hit or miss with cats but OP said: "So I found a loop of paper attached to my cat's collar this morning." So collar tags are an option.
Larentiah
We got our cat a breakaway collar. If that should happen, it'll snap and release.
rosepix
Yes, a breakaway collar is an absolute MUST if your cat is allowed outside.
rosepix
...and microchips are a really good idea, if they're available.
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
an iPhone 5S should be enough. doesn't have to be the 6
emptymyspine7
Try android because apple sucks dick
Imghurrr
That's animal cruelty, she needs the latest generation phone you cruel fuck
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Neither Samsung or Apple how about that ( no windows phone either, we don't talk about that dark place)
thehellbinder
Username checks out...
DarthRaki3
I have a 5s :(
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
yeah me too and a iphone 5 too.
OriginaIPoster
My sister screamed when she didn't get the right smartphone for Christmas one year. I got a fliphone.
hotdudecurator
My brother did something similar during christmas when he was little...ended up not getting anything because of how he acted
OriginaIPoster
Oh my sister got her better smartphone, still using that fliphone...
hotdudecurator
Let me guess...younger sister?
Eelgoat
My cat uses a CAT Rugged Phone. He's a rough motherfucker.
ThatDawg
your cat, like all cats, is a slut. a manipulative slut... send back a twenty
AutocorrectDuckedMyUsername
I always was proud to say that our cat never goes anywhere from our yard,now that sucker vanishes most of the day :/ He loves the neighbours
ectopunk
Hold on. What part of town is that cat from?
LadyWidebottom
I'm convinced my male cat gets fed by half the neighbourhood with the way his belly sags down to his feet.
alexburgers
Thats actually normal though. Cats that have been.. fixed.. almost always get a saggy belly.
IllegalDuckling
Where are my testicles, summer? (Wonder why this isn't a thing for dogs.)
SaintMaceToTheFace
It is
kittykat
Why?
UrzaMajora
Same reason I got fat after I got married. ^_^
Bunsbuggy
Because you take away a significant hormone factory and that has physiological consequences like easyer weight gain
WarDragon1984
Lower testosterone, probably.
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Subconsciousness
Just because you can't have kids doesn't mean you can't enjoy the pleasure of a barbed penis every now and then.
teeph
Some of us guys who have been fixed too. :( Though there may not be a legit medical reason for that though.