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Dec 11, 2015 10:29 PM
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RitchEss
If I had a Facebook account I would friend the shit out of Brendan.
Attaroo
First with the "I'll give it a 5/7." Take that, Captain American "I understood that reference" meme.
Blizzarro
wolfshades
Being a strait guy whose looks rate a perfect 5/7, I have to say I think I'm in love with Robert Graves.
NOINOON
So... "five days ago" or "4 days ago". Which one is it?
TeodorSandu
you mean a week ago?
PantherLady
I laughed like a goddam retard every time Robert made the 5=7 reference. So perfect.
yuraf
I'm actually sorry for Cathy and her niece.
landcfan
Yeah, every once in a while he went too far.
Erakis
I’m just really disappointed that there wasn’t a surprise Ken M cameo.
TFUBertFerk
Unfortunately a very talented troll has admitted to being responsible for both sides of this argument.
dontfloatmygoat
As in it’s fake?
TFUBertFerk
Yeah, same person is responsible for both Robert and Brandans commenting.
judipatootie6
Lol... I was sad when I got to the last one. I could read this all day!
Zreen
Oh this again.
grebofv
*describes what a strait is* "ur not even making sense now... just stop talking before you embarrass yourself..." OMG I'M DYING
TotallyARepost
Well, good work on changing the title, and reposting 6 hours late.
CaptainZiploc
I've got a guy just like Brendan on my FB feed all the time. Thinks the world is flat and Obama is going for a 3rd term. It's great!
grebofv
I think Brendan meant to say "air" whenever he spoke about sound in the martian one.
Efoo
Doubt it.
SergeantDonnyDonowitz
"Your train of thought is stalled at the station as always, Brendan." Holy shit I'm going to start using this one
CanTunaPiano
keinegnade
Apparently Robert.
JolanpiepFB
My school actually uses grades out of 7 for average grades -_-
gbutiri
So, he went to your school?
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
As much as Robert was there constantly, my favourite comment was Nathan Pearce's "Come on Brendan... christ".
TheBigLebowsk1
It's a great comment because it shows he wants to side with the underdog but can't becuse of how stupid he is
mepscribbles
He sounded so done
ninjasaiyan777
Meh, all the comments deserve a score of 5/7.
TheMobyh
So a perfect score?
ninjasaiyan777
We are all a perfect score on this blessed day.
TheMobyh
Yes ken
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
I think the last one is the most awesome: "Natural selection, do your stuff!"
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
Now that you mention it, it is the perfect final status. One wonders whether that was the end of the ballad of Brendan and Robert...
PSWIIsixty
I think that one went a bit far. Playful trolling is fine and all, but telling some I hope you die is a bit much for everything else posted.
JudgeyMcJudgepants
Ok...we got it. Stop it already
Lorilee2
I wonder if Robert Graves has a missus yet? I have a mister, but I would consider polyandry for that level of wit and sarcasm.
SpeedRacersOlderBrother
I like Robert Graves, he has a place among us.
eromitlab
#4 Seriously, if your first thought after a mass shooting is "oh no, mah guns!" then your priorities as a human being suck.
NephCohen
(nobody's going to get this) my god... they're gonna ban hitball.
Znayx
I guess you're right, considering how old your comment is without upvotes or comments. I don't get it either.
ziddersroofurry
It's from Paranatural.
Fenderzilla
The thing that old people don't seem to understand is that there is a difference between an excuse and a valid reason for something.
Hemorage
Same goes for those trying to take away guns, Obama asked for tighter gun laws at the conference made to apologize to the parents for 1/2
Hemorage
The Sandy Hook shooting, so it's not just pro gun stuff
MysticJoJo
People use that to try and silence the other end of a debate, if your first thoughts are "NOW we can take away the guns", you also suck.
marsilies
No, the first thoughts are "how we can prevent this from happening again?" and nearly every other civilized country has gone with banning assault weapons, with strong evidence that such bans work. If you think considering solutions is the same as categorically refusing to over consider any solutions that restrict guns in any way, then you're bad at logical thinking.
Morrigi
And if it's "We need to take guns away from law-abiding citizens!", you're an asshole.
CharlesThompsonIII
It's not the law abiding citizens we need to worry about, it's the crazy ones. Easy access to guns is ridiculous.
Znayx
If you think that gun-control enthusiasts have special vision to see who is/will be law abiding, you're stupid. Gun rules must apply to all.
Znayx
It's like giving a gun to 1M people knowing there is a 0.001% chance of a person being a psychopath. You will have 10 psychos with guns.
Znayx
It's just impossible to know who's bad. Of course, despite extreme measures being strong, Everything should be in moderation, incl gun laws.
Znayx
This is the view of "better safe than sorry," essentially. Risk vs. reward. People take their values, balance things, and decide. It's hard.
crawchmongol
I bought a tavor in december after the SB shooting. I'll use anything to enable my gun buying addiction.
ilikebreakfastfoodandprettybrownhairedwomen
Robert is my new hero.
ApplesdaKitty
our silent guardian.
fiveoutofsevenmanman
the Dark Night
kenmoslice
Our Dark Knight.
HooRoo2U
*Night
Vogerl
One is an imbecile and the other a bully.
GodOfDownvotes
No. He is a...Dark Night
Mariodekabro
yeah but still gold
grebofv
only the bungie jumping natural selection comment was bully-ish, the others were fine.
Copdecella
Not really. It was just hoping for a better world
NOINOON
Don't worry. They're fake.
Ixxy
Exactly; it was meant to be a social commentary on the way both sides jump to verbal combat rather than participating in rational discourse.
gbutiri
Too bad this rational comment is buried deep below... :(
hatsforasses
Maybe that idiot should at least try to not be an idiot. If the "bully" was doing it to some one who can't help it then yea he's a bully 1/2
hatsforasses
But that guy can so it's well deserved... It's one thing to be stupid, it's another to not care to change for the better 2/2
Faukez
Robert is preying on someone clearly significantly less intelligent than himself for nothing. He's not even remotely trying to help Brendan.
gbutiri
Not sure you can help someone like Brendan. So, he's making lemonade.
Faukez
How is that any different than claiming weak kids deserve to be bullied because hey, they could always just stop being a weakling?
gbutiri
That's what weakness means by definition. The kid can't stand up for himself, so he's bullied. Only weak kids get bullied.
gbutiri
When my bully wanted the lead pipe I found, I smashed his head in with it. Never bullied me since. He bullied others, but there was balance.
Pullout69
So I'm a bully if I call someone out for being racist and homophobic? Noted.
qwertyrock
To state your opinion or correct someone of am incorrect fact
Pullout69
K
qwertyrock
Its the way he did it. Just like how you refuse to see @Vogerl 's opinion on this. I also side with him. There is absolutely a right way
Vogerl
I agree with you and holy heck, imgur doesn't o_o Seems like you got slapped around by the unsupportive minority of imgurians.
qwertyrock
Lol, this is why i hate the imgur community. But whatever
RDAT
I upvoted him... Shame that empathy is so underrated these days. Assholes shouldn't be celebrated as much as they are.
Curiousone545
What's amusing, to me, is that you feel sympathy for an obvious bigot, & you're ignoring his original rude comments.. & Now you're offended.
Vogerl
It's not the fact THAT he's correcting him, its the way he does. He doesn't calmly explain, he nearly instantly jumps to insults and repeats
chrispysaid
Sometimes calmly explaining just doesn't work, and you have to resort to ignoring the crap out of them to keep your head from exploding.
chrispysaid
You're right, he DOESN'T calmly explain. I can't tell you how many people on my friends list I put up with and for how long.
BootyPaladin
I don't think you know what bully means. It isn't bullying when the stupid do it to themselves.
hotdoge
say this happened for real. Is it ok to go out of ones way to shame someone so harshly for being so stupid and ignorant? or is it cruel?
Faukez
I was starting to get pretty pissed off reading these comments until I saw this is fake. It's baffling just how quickly decent behavior 1/?
Faukez
just gets thrown out the window towards people we don't like. Brendan is really unintelligent and lacking in education which is 2/?
Aymondray
Brendan deserves it and then some.
noftrahtcehe
Yes. Yes, it is.
hotdoge
Is there a tipping point where someone is so stupid and ignorant it is ok to think of them as less than human? take trump for example.
reputationminusone
Haha little did you know
hotdoge
just how stupid do they need to be for nobody to feel anything for them at all?
hotdoge
If the news read tomorrow that someone went into trumps home and VIOLENTLY murdered him in his sleep. Would it be ok not to feel bad at all?
peridotstar
For people reading this later, posting this 11 days after his inauguration (Where people already were hoping for a bolt of lightning when --
peridotstar
it started to rain that day.) We Still haven't reached that critical mass, but in essence--the day is young.
Faukez
likely evidence of some serious deficiencies in his background, but "hahahah what a dumbass right?"
TinySnek
Supports Donald Trump? This was in 2015 though?! He wasn't even running! http://image.prntscr.com/image/eac52e5fc6324a98b38d66b2d62f4b93.png
sargos7
Actually, he was. Since June 16, 2015, in fact. Google that date, if you don't believe me.
TinySnek
you just necro'd the shit outta this.
trigonman3
5/7 comment.
psugab
That's what you think
tkoenig
I wish I didn't think like Graves all the time...but I do.
AWdeV
So you're a dick too I take it?
NapoleonDynOmite
Plot twist: Brendan and Robert are the same person.
TeodorSandu
Still better than Twilight
FeelTheMightyCrotch
This plot would be 5/7
HotSock
Dead man walking...
MysteryX95
I ain't got time to bleed
Irreal
Better than thinking like Sullivan
Manicbum
Sure you Brendan
Legovil
But still no cigar.
MysteryX95
Think I'm bluffin?
spuderminpls
OHH! Is that where 5/7 came from?
TheBigLebowsk1
I just found out now..
penzick
Beat me by six years!
Suzz21
Ya.... I was late to the game, too.
supraman2turbo
Late I sat there going....wtf the entire time
GoodorBadWhosToSay
You ate not alone.
WrathOfBrink
But no one else was around?
htols
Same here
AWdeV
Yes it came from imgur having no sense of humor and half-assedly copying someone else. AGAIN.
7dollarLemur
Or just referring to an inside joke... lots of great movies do the same thing! They reference to old time classics to make the joke richer
AWdeV
A lot of the time people on the internet make ONLY the reference. Not making a jok richer but instead making it the entire joke. Also, old.
MrPhukett
Found Brendan.
ferlathin
Hasn't this been all over the front page like several days? D:
Fachera
http://imgur.com/skRbdeW
AWdeV
Yes, and Robert is an asshole.
maysveryown
You mean a week?
LeiZhenBang
So a week?
NlGHTW0LF
DeathPandaa
Okay... Was gonna downvote the post because it was a repost, but that response saved your life sir! +1
Boobs4Wade
I've seen bits and pieces here and there, but who the fuck looks at the front page?
chiplizard
me, sorry for ruining your life
rubbadrools
First time reading it and glad it was reposted
Xenos59
Same
TheVapingVegan
At least 5-7 times.
1stLtObvious
5-7...so, zero?
IAmTheSquidward
good one
notthekaseyyouarelookingfor
Ugh.
monkaypants
Long enough to get an armor
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
So, like a week?
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ehhhTINA
#2
FlareonTheFalseProphet
seriously? that's it? I've been seeing that stuff for days and its just this? that's mildly disappointing... thanks though
TheGayWildGoose
Guys, I found Brendan
Kanigula
Have you read the whole thing?
shuya82
It's a perfect score.
confinedinyourmind
Can you even bro