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America
Canada
United Kingdom,
Thank you for the clarification, it was from the artist's page.
Russia
Israel
Mexico
Germany
Iran
France
Japan
All credit to the artist: Anastasia Bulgakova https://www.artstation.com/sayaart
Front Page Edit: W00T front page with out a political post! This is where I ask for stuff? Send badass art, cute animals, or if you are all crazy anything else.
WilHoskins
Hetalia's gritty reboot
ExpendableTestPilot
damn , russia looks sexy
HardOnStrokeFoundation
Canada looks heavily inspired by King Bob from "Recess" haha
KILLBOW
no italy. shame
TalkingFries16
For fuck's sake its not england its Great Britain
Hayven
America and Canada seemed good but the author seems to have been carried away a little bit at some point.
ZOMGNO
I assume the author was only familiar with a couple of the countries... and made the rest without knowing a LOT about the countries.
emimen
Russia is missing the adidas squat and stripes.
AreYouReallyKiddingMe
and bottle of vodka or moonshine.
natabus
Germany should indeed have a big gun, but it should look more embarrassed about it.
HOWBOI
Where the cockthistle is my Scotland
RedCannibal
So THAT’S what people mean when they say “Fuck America!”
Garfieldmondays
Really cool drawings... Just 1 thing though... England's wearing the union jack- thats not England's flag... That's the United Kingdom flag.
Escheron
I don't think half of these really personify their countries. I had to look at the countries and then said "how is that mexico/israel/etc?"
VinnieJonesDiary
What is up with France? Other than the Fleur-de-lis it has nothing to do with France, the colours aren't even right.
genesteeler
looks extremely badass though
Aimanfire
They look like beefed up Overwatch characters
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I always dread these, being irish.
EminentLine
America doesn't have enough guns.
beardyfaceguy
And where the fuck is the Eagle!
LePetitDino
rectified
kepler20c
Still not enough DAKA!
noptic
The big ones are cluster guns that fire smaller guns thet fire even s,aller guns which fire eagle shaped knifes.
FallingStar7669
America is also wearing the flag, which is against the Flag Code.
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Nah that's fine, just can't turn an actual flag into clothing
ProzacPhilosopher
Big fan of wizard Britain. One hand to colonize and one to apologize.
CloudberryMoose
*Apologize insincerely while secretly loathing the loss of the empire.
VinnieJonesDiary
If it's anything to do with the empire they don't apologise at all, I think it was Cameron who pretty much said "if we apologies to you for
VinnieJonesDiary
2. this one atrocity we committed we'll be expected to apologise for all the others, we'll never get anything done".
Amesang
"But you can't do that in Church of England, you can't say, 'Talk! Will you talk!' '…but it hurts!' 'Well, loosen it up a bit, will you?'"
degenerateace
I don't get the England one. Love the America one however.
Metronomicon
Probably an Iron Maiden reference.
JumalautaPerkele
Finland
faceplacespace
https://imgur.com/rTpWwiX
Supea
Saatana
kickeymouse
Suomi poika hakkaa päälle!
MikeTheRipper12
Uff da
CatIsFineToo
Suomi Finland Perkele Koskenkorva Sauna Salmiakki Torille!
DonnayWinter
Yes
zackmcFlyer
I felt like the Russian should have been Finland.
AlexDuos
I'd play a metal gear game with these guys as characters.
hazeleyedfreak
Japan reminds me of Genji
Ziferian
I want Raiden back.
FiftyPence
Wait, these aren't metal gear characters?
StrictlyBull
Well good news and bad news. Revengeance was a thing, depending on your taste in games that's one of the previously mentioned news.
MagnorCriol
These are cool character designs and all but I don’t know that they really reflect the countries super well.
Swordrager
Israel's got some nice details. The tefillin and tzitziyot are nice.
ForeverAloneInHolland
Why does France look like a zombie? More importantly, why does France look like a sexy zombie?
DragonJak
"I'm so beautiful I make death look good"
As4mi
Thank god I‘m not the only one who thought that.
Arenta
my question is why does France look like a romanian vampire with french equipment o.o does france have its own vampire legends?
genesteeler
as a french, it does not
Arenta
dang....actually 2nd thought. be thankful for that. otherwise you'll get twilight as a vampire story....rip america
mashimaro
New flag of France: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/5/5a/Black.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161223050425 (high res)
CalvadosConfiture
Why doesn't France have their flag colors, either?
iSoulend
yeah like if it was deep blue with a golden lys you could say it's a royal flag, but we've never had a flag prominently black
boatymcboatfaceplant
An all-white costume looks a bit bland *runs*
savagestarshine
And gold fleur-de-lis everywhere to flaunt with
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
If it wasn't for the fleur-de-lys I'd say it's more Belgium than France.
DutchWendigo
Everybody's heavily armed and Canada is just chilling day dreaming about hockey, and poutine.
Noob3rts
It's clearly an impostor. A true Canadian wouldn't forget about the puck and I won't even mention how horribly placed those skates are. PFFT
emimen
Why is Canada dreaming about Putin?
Crustypeanut
I'm not even Canadian and I think its the neatest one there.
21Oracles
He's some kind of Canadian Swede, wearing a Scandinavian crown
Jacksforehead
Hail yeah!
undertheaurora
Is there poutine here? I heard the word poutine. S'il-vous-plait une grosse poutine pour moi!
Brenzoneftw
Mostly because all we have for military is a Jeep and a green tarp.
iLikeHockey
Works for me!
OldWolfe
And fond memories of long nights with some of these other countries... apparently.
noboruryu
I also want to date Cananda
NotTheRealMeNow
He’s a Canadaddy
AnDanDan
Hey man, you won't wanna make them hockey players mad. That's our real army.
Vulspyr
And we've infiltrated the USA with them as well.
undertheaurora
The Habs lost to the Leafs a few days ago. I was ready to jersey someone after that game.
tomyironmane
That's what he WANTS you to think. Then the puck drops and its all blades and screaming...
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
that Hockey Stick is Adamantium, from the same place as Wolverine's claws
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Where is the plaid though :(
rimehoarfrost
That’s why we’re the best
pareidoliaperson
Wait what?
chilansl
Now that you've mentioned it, I'm going to be day dreaming of poutine, and they don't serve it around here. Grrr
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I'm now day dreaming of poutine. I can get it many places including mcdonalds (Not that I will).. gotta love living in Canada!
borgmaster
Im pretty sure a hockey stick in the hands of a Canadian is more dangerous than a knife in the hands of a Russian.
PowwerOrb13
Everyone knows how to slapshot and skate your leg with a stick. Both those fucking hurt, especially when done at speed
TanithRosenbaum
Canada is armed. With heavy winter all year around. Remember what happened to Napoleon? :)
NoForethought
? we have warm summers everywhere except where hardly anyone lives.
CanadianFurr
Can confirm. We(s)t coast here.
Imawakenow
As a Canadian, I don't think it's accurate, but I'm happy we were included. And so early on the list! Sorry.
sevrono
I've never seen a fellow Canadian wear a puffer vest on top of a jersey
Alastor3
kill you with cholesterol, sorry
PompatusOfLove
"Ze one is not accurat" - Germany
aPokal
We have no carrier. Six out of Six submarines are WAITING for repair. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43134896
Taishosama
i mean have you had poutine? like real poutine? is worthy of day dreaming
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I have tried it and I just can't stand it. So nasty. Am I broken?
sincerelysparrow
Were you drunk? I looove poutine when I'm drunk, but can take it or leave it sober.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I don't get drunk so no.
LinkinPiper
Same, I felt bad. My cousin was extremely excited for me to try it but my unfortunately didn’t like it at all. Black squirrels were cool.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I don't like soggy fries man
Terayon
Just think of it more like mashed or baked potatoes, we eat those with gravy or cheese all the time
theDogter
I love it anytime, add meat when you can to make it a full meal. I could have breakfast poutine.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
No
theDogter
throw some scrambled eggs, bacon and hollandaise sauce on some hashbrowns top it with cheese.
UncleCeiling
I have tried it several times in different parts of Canada and it is always a soggy salty mess.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Exactly
HeGotWeirdFetishes
Maybe you haven't had REAL and GOOD poutine
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Meh
GraytheDemon
I’m Canadian myself and I don’t like poutine
kcgoalie31
No there are some Canadians who don't like poutine.. I'll never understand it but eh to each his own
meeseeksyouseeks
I'm Canadian and I cannot confirm this. Never met a fellow canuck who didn't like poutine
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I don't like chilli cheese fries either. Soggy fries are gross
MarvinTheMartiansDog
you sir or madam are truly broken
AddNapalm
What’s poutine? Never heard of it
Xenarion
If you even go to Quebec, it's a must try.
Mechlai
As a Canadian, it's fries, then cold cheese curds on top, then hot beef gravy to cover that and almost melt the curds
cubitechna
Google is your friend, man. Basically french fries covered in gravy and topped with cheese curds.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
But the cheese has to squeak! Inferior cheese can really change the experience
cubitechna
Definitely! Forgot to add this. Thanks!
OfficerURL
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e721df974746c9d04ae5137db1432a9e/tenor.gif?itemid=7208624
sincerelysparrow
Best drunk food ever.
MaplePhoenix
Have you seen what we can do with hockey sticks? I assure you, he is heavily armed...
MrMagoobar
Fuckin’ rights buddy.
Bskubota
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this.
Delsor
I mean, who would you be more afraid of, someone with a gun or someone who knowingly walks into a gunfight with a stick?
Dorsk84
Casey Jones....he uses a goalie stick.
ShyNynaeve
ShyNynaeve
Sadly couldn't find the goalie stick gif I was looking for, so it might be time for a new set of TMNT gifs.
RiverBear
Cananda will be fine, they have battle moose.
yacko69
there called antler cows... :)
yacko69
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phPa6yWEqCE
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
JulesMagoules
Seriously though, who created these and thought..yeah that's all Canada needs.
somewhatwiseguy
I was expecting some hyper crazy robo moose at least
upthehillandtotheright
If this was like league of legends I'd play it
LuxUnica
So, a shitty MOBA?
Bliblabluu
Nice taunt gramps
HowDenKing
he's right tho :^)
Bliblabluu
You're not like the mass, so you don't like it, we get it. Thanks for the input.
perkocetts
As an American, I'm definitely good with ours. She just needs a bald eagle familiar and more ammo.
degenerateace
I agree!!!
edofm
And maybe 30-40 kg more
perkocetts
What is that in Freedom Units?
norill
six large stones and forty seven bushels of grain
BurnieCinders
I thought about another 100-200 pounds and a medical condition they can't afford to treat?
MilDravin
thought that's what the blooded left arm that looks bandaged stood foor
iSoulend
that's the secret, she actually get ammo delivered by chopper mid-fight
Ijustwantedtocommentonthis
Needs to be fatter.
ChorizoPig
America would be a blond.
RideTheStimutacs
And a fat dude.
savagestarshine
Redheads are known for their firey tempers. I think I can see sparks off her hair
TheSuperJay
BLEACH blonde. And obese. Basically Guy Fieri with all the guns.
Mimsey
Swap out the two long rifles for a rocket launcher and an assault rifle, then give her gundam-esque jetpack wings.
vulturedoors
Something F-14 or F-15 related.
serpentinebaboo
It bothers me that the barrels over her shoulder don’t align with the rifles. Is she supposed to have 4 rifles?
vulturedoors
They do align. Get a ruler and check. It's a common illusion with stuff like that.
serpentinebaboo
Oh I’m on mobile. I was looking at the strap on the right gun, not the barrel. Second complaint: those barrels are stupidly long.
vulturedoors
I feel you on the barrel length.
NiftyPistons
Britain/UK =/= England. She should be a mix of all 3/4 countries if she's gonna be emblazoned with the union flag.
UnknownSquid
You know what would be coolest? A primary UK form, that can shift between each member state at will or between attacks.
OshyuOshyu18
I like how Germany is just chilling all efficiently.
Meludan
Am German, can confirm.
HowDenKing
I'm pretty sure the mech would eradicate the other avatars in a matter of seconds, peak-efficiency!
Simsimillia
Mmh, the magic users may have a chance, Israel too with that BFG
noptic
GIven the "quality" of our weapons it would take two steps and face plant. Our army does not even have enough tents or winter gear.
akahata
Uns sind halt die Feinde abhanden gekommen....
northerngermany
Yeah, this is the first time in history we are not prepared for winter during a war! Oh wait...
Plaaant
Don’t tell us that we all think you’re capable of being the most lethal and precise thing on the planet but you just choose to water flowers
kuschku
German weapons sold to other countries surprisingly work always perfectly, only in Germany they don’t. So maybe there’s some truth in that.
SpaceballsTheComment
The problem is maintenance, not manufacturing.
kuschku
Or, more specifically, that we in Germany never budget for repairs or replacement parts...
IESAirman
German bureaucracy at its finest. Everything here just feels like it moves/changes at the speed of the sloths from zootopia.
dd352
Russia is THICK.
FijiAliG
Thicc ass Put in...
Keltic69
THICC*
IDrankAllYourWorcestershireSauce
JasonThorn
What did you expect from Mother Russia?
FungusForge
Is it really thiccness, or just bulky armor?
AndreKroon
She's thicc but not as thicc as the armor makes it look like.
reineseele
"It is not my blood...but the blood of my enemies."-Russia probably
SpiderDetective
And other Russians. Especially anyone that tries to run for office that isn't in Putin
Dorsk84
I think she should have a Warhammer and a Scythe.
TTXX1
hammer and sickle*
Dorsk84
Yeah, but sense these are over the top, except Canada and the US (not enough guns) why not with the weapons.
SaltyInternetPirate
Well, have you seen it on the map?
dd352
Lmao didn't think about that.
vwyx
She's got HUGE... tracts of land.
dd352
This needs to be poster as top comment.
939339293393029408029030
Sorry to be a pedantic dickhead but the England one would be the UK, seeing as it's got the union jack not st George's cross
ShadowAgent
I have changed it to reflect appropriately.
ForgivingCat
England is my city.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
I feel it should also be a corgi
iMoonJunkie
Yeah the queen has corgis
capthammerreynolds
It's literally and English bulldog
oynsy
Corgis are Welsh
LovelyJubbly
A lot of foreigners when they think England they actually think UK. Sams thing with when people say America they think specifically USA.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
That doesn't mean it should be perpetuated
vorodar
As opposed to? There is no other country with "America" in the name. You always use a qualifier for the geographic divisions, e.g. "South".
Frigididator
There is no singular 'America' other than the demonym for the U.S, though. 'The Americas' can refer to both continents together, or ...
Frigididator
Or North / South America for each continent individually.
WannieTheSane
At least in NA (I'm Canadian) the word American means the country and/or people of the US. Other countries argue, but that's how we use it.
WannieTheSane
If we want to discuss a continent, then we specifiy North or South. It's confusing when discussing Southern US. 2/2
Loveshanks
*applauds politely*
RorytheRomulan
Deus vult!
bjuttejuppe
Also, they are almost all horrendously wrong. Drawings are cool though.
Veryscarygary
I agree. Canada is the only one that fits, and that's just because it the literal stereotype.
bjuttejuppe
I mean, America, being covert :’D
bjuttejuppe
And i agree, canada is way better.
boofhead60
flaming whingeing pommie
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
As an English I can confirm we are ALL indeed flaming whinging pommies... and that Australian women love that.
boofhead60
so that why pommie sheilas luv aussies ?
MaxieMooo
Also being pedantic, it's the Union Flag not the Union Jack, as it's not flying at sea.
PastryRaven
Well the background is all greyed out. You can't tell, they Might be on a ship
MaxieMooo
If it was anything like Canada's there would at least be a few small splashes of wawter
MaxieMooo
water* oops
Sparrowdotnet
murderousbudgie
I think it's a little pretentious to expect a Russian artist to know or care about the difference. You know what she meant.
Kommanche
But if they don't know the geography, how do they know where to send the poison?
murderousbudgie
Touche.
JaneJetson
It’s the wrong flag for the labelled country. I don’t think it’s pretentius to point that out.
murderousbudgie
I mean, do you know all the political subdivisions of Russia?
murderousbudgie
Also, it's not the wrong flag, she just used England as shorthand for the UK. It's not technically correct but her meaning was clear.
Carpinwolf
As a Scotsman I disagree, in this depiction I think we would look different
GuardsmanMiku
You really didn't have to say you where scottish, the content of the comment made it obvious
nonCanadianGoose
Needs more monocle
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
If you gonna go down that road then France should be a black dude.
MrNecrophile
TheRealPillCosby
As an American I just assumed the one for England was the bulldog in that pic.
SanshinDojo
retrohellix
sundaymondayhippyday
MrNecrophile
Tell that to a Scot.
Dedeurmetdebaard
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
I love your username
UnknownSquid
As an Englishman, agreed. Please don't leave the Scots, Welsh and N-Irish out, they've been antsy enough lately as it is. :x
Chokolatemilk14
As an irishman I appreciate this and it's light heartedness
UnknownSquid
( Except maybe Wales. To be honest I've never once heard a complaint regarding Wales. They're either super chill, or getting drowned out. )
ajs22398
As long as they have sheep they're content
samsonguy920
I often hear the Welsh are the Wyoming of the UK.
Hoptimonium
Will England still keep the UK flag after Northern Ireland and Scotland leave so they can remain in the EU?
UnknownSquid
It wouldn't really be an option. That flag is composed of the Scotish, N-Irish and English flags combined. Can't just keep their colours.
UnknownSquid
Also please don't say "will" like it's destined. I really don't want to imagine this nation dying to small world tribalism like that. : (
MrYibble
Eh depends who your asking, many in England equate the two to mean the same thing at times
JaneJetson
No. Great Britain and United Kingdom possibly but even that’s pushing it.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
and they're wrong
FawkesTheBurningPigeon
They don’t. GB and the UK, yes. Not England and Britain
MrYibble
There's plenty that do. Not saying they all do, but I've met plenty of English who do
madjackwastaken
You should meet better English people. And by better I mean 'real'.
MrYibble
I meet plenty when they come up to Scotland. Don't take it personally, I'm not saying everyone is England is like that, just a few dicks
FawkesTheBurningPigeon
Or better British people! I’m British before I’m Scottish!
kryptoniteblunts
As a frenchman, they are all english in my book. Bagpipes english, guinness english, the ones with the dragon… all of them, english.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Yeah but nobody likes you ya frog eating wee fanny
TheInternetVersion2p1p1
They're all part of my city, though, right?
MrNecrophile
As a Brit I view the lands west of the Rhine as Greater Belgium.
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
As an Englishman... I am not surprised at French ignorance.
BottlelessGet
Okay well that’s just being uneducated. Guinness isn’t even from the UK, never mind England.
iSoulend
technically, guinness date back to 1759 and nothern ireland to 1921, so it's not entirely wrong
BottlelessGet
Guinness is Irish, as in the Republic of, originating in Dublin. Northern Ireland and it’s history has nothing to do with this.
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kryptoniteblunts
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