Skyrim in a nutshell.

Jul 30, 2016 3:51 PM

NabroleonBorn2Party

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Seriously.

Pretty sure that chicken had a family'n shit. Probably.

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Unfortunately, he IS the high king.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also the champion of every single Deadra known to Skyrim, cannibal, and leader of the thieves guild and dark brotherhood.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You murdered the emperor and his family members but sure, you can lead our forces into battle." - The Empire in Skyrim.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But you fuck one goat...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, I joined the Stormcloaks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i cant find anything to make a 20second gif with the subs, so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9pW7PpypMU the 1st 20 seconds of this is it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey I know you! NO SHIT! IM A GOD DAM GENERAL IN THE FUCKING ARMY!

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You imperial scum

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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10 years ago (deleted Aug 1, 2016 7:20 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

There's a guide somewhere to find that commander helmet, it's pretty obscure to get so try to search around online (not a mod)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The imperial armor only comes in the silver variant as far as I'm aware, so that is likely a mod. It does look amazing.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The helmet only spawn in 3 locations, easiest is Merida's tomb, first corpse on the left.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where does the dragonborn go when he dies?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere dark and fiery. Hell is too good for the one who butchered cities, stole millions of septims, and pulled wings off butterflies!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hermaeus Mora seems to think you'll be going into his pocket.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that just lighting? Because seriously that doesn't look like normal colored imperial armor

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a mod. I think it's a more powerful armor you get after completing the legion quest line.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh ok I was going to say since when has imperial armor been the same color as dwarven armor

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how chickens can WITNESS murders. You kill an entire town, but that LONE FUCKING CHICKEN rats you out.

10 years ago | Likes 311 Dislikes 0

This kind of gets brought up in the Inigo follower mod. "Rabbits and chickens are not all that they seem, my friend." AND THERE'S A STORY.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I once killed a chicken and got bounty added and removed, it was the only witness to its own murder.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

leave none alive

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Mr Chicken, what can you tell us about the murder?" "Bok, bok. Bok bok bogook." "I knew it."

10 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 0

"He wears a disguise to look like human guys but he's not man..."

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"What's that. It was that altmer fellow? I knew it!" - stormcloak

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm no snitch, I swear

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take my upvote, good sir/madam.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

It's Sir. And thank you.. uhm... Madam/Sir.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That sick bastard...there there it's over now, you're so brave...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it's an explicitly magical world, there's probably a spell or three that let you have meaningful conversations with animals.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The horse is in on it too.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Like how fucking SHADOWMOURNE sells your ass out. I thought we were murder bros!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably a relationship more similar to that in Llamas With Hats

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0