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WeAreFamily95
This is straight offensive to good bbq
theFinks
Sionas
The top one just looks pathetic. The bottom one is drowning in sauce. Might as well drink sauce at that point.
Benjawenja
That looks like shit
BubbleTeaFox
[1/2] I can't say if it's good, but here's another photo from the same place
That article, with that headline
BubbleTeaFox
[2/2] and photo, feels like click-bait. The place is called Fette Sau, and it looks like they do beer and dry-rub BBQ.
BagFullOfMommy
As a Southerner (may be in name only due to being a South Floridian), I would burn down any place that served me that and called it BBQ.
Jotun615
im from michigan and i'd do burn that place down with the owners tied up inside for that
TheProfessionalOne
That Brooklyn BBQ couldn’t take over a free food line at a homeless shelter.
DevilDisowned
Can confirm
gorillaClutch
christ i can only imagine how much the mark up is to put your beer in a mason jar
TheFeralDog
$7
Counterfit
That's pretty cheap for NYC
RepostFromLastWeek
The 1st pic looks like someones leftovers.
RenaissanceFaireMan
IMO, both look wrong. 1st has no flavor, no spice, no soul. 2nd looks like someone spilled a crappy bottle of BBQ sauce over everything.
melo3rd
Size of food adjusted for size of apartments you can rent there.
Oombaka
Why is Brooklyn lying to people about what barbeque is?
BoredAccountant
I'm from Scotland. First pic looks like the kinda crap that'd get served in a school cafeteria.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Serve that to children that don't actually have tastebuds yet...sure.
Pootah
Now I'm just imagining all the Scottish hipster kids downing their half pint of craft ale served in a jam jar at school.
Drewscifer
Public school children in America never see a vegetable as green as that pickle
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
You misspelled prison
rivera919
I weep for you NY.
Jotun615
love the gif
wylgrim
A place taking over bbq thats not Texas? What alternate dimension news article is this?
doggyafuera
New Zealand reporting in. This shit hasn’t reached us yet. Will be closing the boarders.
MrGentlemanSir
The Memphis grizzlies tagged the local police on twitter and said, "we'd like to report a crime." Talk about some pitiful BBQ.
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
PrincessFisto
i don't even like barbecue sauce and i'd take the bottom over the top.
CallMeStevzy
Fucking hipsters
Yanghelium
That's not BBQ. that's just sad
Munchman347
And I've seen dried out brisket down south. Plenty of amazing BBQ places in Brooklyn. This is a shitty comparison...
RenaissanceFaireMan
Sadly, both places probable got their beef/pork from the midwest....
Munchman347
Actually, there are more cattle in NY than Texas, and plenty of hog farms. I've had great NY pizza in Ga. and excellent BBQ in Brooklyn...
RenaissanceFaireMan
Pork was probably from Iowa.
pintpullinggeek
I'm from the UK where we have three BBQ-appropriate days a year and even I know this shit is wrong.
Stanbob
*laughs in British*
DeepFriedAndSanctified
In my experience, good barbecue does not exist north of the Mason-Dixon
gman41750
Being I’m from California, well....barbecue???? Huh? I totally agree, we have nothing remotely BBQ here but Southern theme restaurants
TheHeroOfTwilight
May I direct you to St Louis or Kansas City BBQ?
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Not really sure either is north of the Mason-Dixon line, which doesn't really come close to Missouri or Kansas.
RenaissanceFaireMan
I'm going to have to disagree. The Midwest loves cows. As a correlation to this, they also love BBQ.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Technically most of the Midwest also loves pigs (you sick bastards) and BBQ'd pork is a very good thing, done right.
Jotun615
smokey bones and slow bones in michigan are pretty good ones in lansing and otherin frankenmuth fuck if i remember which is wher though
TheFeralDog
KC is top 2 for bbq places and it's north of it, TX is the other top
DeepFriedAndSanctified
The traditional Mason-Dixon Line ends at West Virginia so both are more west of the Mason-Dixon line then north of it
GrumpyEditor
KC BBQ roll call: I’m partial to Joes, Jack Stack and Gates. Where else do I need to try? I’ll back there in April.
MovingToTheCountryGonnaEatAlotOfPeaches
Little known secret....Wabash BBQ in Excelsior is my hometown jam. Not bad and it's small town.
fyrhino3000
Smokestack was my favorite back in the day before they split into Jack stack. Now Gates is my jam.
funkychimp9001
Add the Original Arthur Bryant's and Smokehouse on North Oak St to that list
Leecifer13
Try Q39 and a hidden gem known as LC's BBQ
nd1014
My top three are RJ's Bob-Be-Que Shack, BB's Lawnside Bar-B-Que (has great food and nightly live local blues music), Q39 is great too.
GrumpyEditor
Thanks! I’ve heard of Q-39. Just hard to break out of your comfort zone.
DadSavage
Q39 for sure
ChefJameBalls
Never eaten there, chain BBQ is the worst. Should come from a tiny shack with an unsafe amount of grease and creosote on the chimney
JeffGoldblumsLeftNut
There is a food truck called Back hills BBQ on Best, (triple B), best tri trip sandwich around.
JeffGoldblumsLeftNut
Right up the road from me*
ihatefeelings
Fails every food safety inspection but still open. CAUSE IT'S WORTH IT
Jotun615
bbq joints are allowed to come close to passing health inspectors tests? since when?
DetectiveSloth
Some of the best BBQ I had was out of a mobile cooking trailer on the side of the road.
DidyouknowLlamasaresmelly
Just like grandma used to make. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Mutt1117
There was an old, former gas station, in Shreveport that you could smell the BBQ from blocks away.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Well, Buddy's is okay, but that's just cause they do that Tuesday $6 dinner plate special.
nastywomen
floatationman
If the place doesn't look like it could catch afire any moment, you definitely lose something. The smoke should be in the walls and the meat
pptninja
battlepants
And a C rating by the health inspection AT BEST
dorkforlifeDFL
No, those dudes on the corner grilling out of converted oil barrels.
ChefJameBalls
I'm ok with that too, or out of the back of a pickup truck
BeesKneesJohanson
Yes!!! Fucking Gazebo from Tate’s Rents to provide shade and an aluminum bench for seating.
TearingAway
Chesters bbq outside atlanta is the best ive ever had. Its amazing and ghetto and amazing
Gandalfsuglybrother
Do you mean the Chester's down in Columbus?
TearingAway
Is columbus near atlanta? I was there when i was in HS, bbq was amazing and i saw my first pimp. And awewome cars with giant wheels...
BubbleTeaFox
[1/2] Well it doesn't appear to be a chain, it's from a place called Fette Sau.
Looks like they do dry-rub
BubbleTeaFox
[2/2] BBQ and beer. So that article picture looks intentionally bad? I d'know, it looks okay in other photos. I might give it a shot.
nanyatenyaa
Looking at yelp.. It looks pretty subpar to me. The rolls look fake as shit and everything looks dry as fuck.
nanyatenyaa
And there is a huge difference between dry... And dry rub.
BubbleTeaFox
[1/2] I was looking at just general Google image results. Looks okay overall, but can't say for sure. It's like two blocks away, so maybe
BubbleTeaFox
[2/2] I'll give it a shot. Prices and reviews look alright, so who's to say?
whereigotogetdownvotes
Exactly right. I am always amazed at people eating at Sonny's and it's the worst.
zorrofuerte
Well one redeeming quality is that Sonny used to be racist but I don't think he is anymore. Better than Maurice's.
thekiltedwonder
Sonny's used to be fantastic, but it fell off a cliff once he retired and it went corporate.
DaierMune
Why would they use that photo? That's the saddest, emptiest plate of BBQ Ive ever seen.
natus
It's vice. They always use shit photos because that's what the cool kids like.
ToasterDent
It's artisan bbq. Note the free-range pickles on the side.
SexyStarfish
*cage free
Maaatth
It has a drink in a mason jar! It is therefor unique and different, you normie.
nanyatenyaa
Shit looks sad on the help page too. https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fette-sau-brooklyn?select=OEZRYZkVpAbuVOVvtNZYgg
BubbleTeaFox
That article headline with that photo feels like click-bait. Here's another from the same place (Fette Sau)
compused
Shit quality compared to real BBQ. What the hell is Brooklyn BBQ?!
nanyatenyaa
The rolls look like the robbed an elementary school cafeteria. Corn bread or fuck off i say.
Tikityler
I have only had one cornbread I have liked. I don't live in the south though so that could be why.
wormfood
Some bbq traditionally has kinda cheap but good bread. Like how cheese steaks come with cheese whiz.
BubbleTeaFox
Ooh, that's a tough call though. I like corn bread, but those look like potato rolls.
slurmlover
wtf that looks like shit. -central texan
TheRicM
shiyet
Morg729
*american
KNDBS
Looks like shit- everybody outside of Brooklyn
gfaster
wtf that looks like shit. -Bostonian
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
Im from iowa and that was my reaction. Pretty sure everyones reaction is that no matter where you live
l8rz
I'm from the UK and that was my reaction. Shit BBQ can be recognised universally.
Dragongurl392
I wouldn’t feed that to my dogs. -also a Texan
idownvoteyouall
Fully agreed. -kansas city bbq nut
Cr118
I can hear them laughing in Driftwood...
WhiteGuy021
My wedding reception is at The Salt Lick BBQ at the end of the month. Glorious.
ImjurJiffer
Welcome to click bait
quattroformaggix4
Says the Lover of Slurm...you nasty
cheeseguy3412
"Take that pile of ass out back and shoot it. That animal died for nothin' " - Texan coworker
imalurk33r
I completely agree -south Brooklyn
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
I mean, I'd still eat it though; it's bad to be wasteful!
barrrf
Wtf is that shit? - guy from Michigan
Ahhhjammit
I’m moving to San Antonio, this weekend. Where are good bbq places?
Cr118
Lexington, TX....
WhiteGuy021
The Salt Lick homie.
Ahhhjammit
Thanks!
slurmlover
Don’t listen to this person. See my other comment.
bthighlander
Follow your nose to the dankest hole in the wall. That's where you'll find the best BBQ.
Ahhhjammit
Appreciate it!
slurmlover
and i mean both pics
idownvoteyouall
Well damn I was agreeing with you bit now...
Truefacted
Who the hell puts that much sauce on there BBQ? Them boys just ain't right.
slurmlover
Fucking nazis maybe
doodybird
the top one just looks like a pile of pastrami
RenaissanceFaireMan
I like pastrami. Are you saying you don't like pastrami?
DoomOnYou
Pastrami from down south, you mean.
CrisisRedditor
Top one isn't BBQ, it's a school lunch.
TheRicM
You call that a pile? That's not a pile lol
doodybird
Technically, yes, that's a pile.