I dump, you dump, this dump

May 10, 2017 1:15 PM

WhoIsDankyKang

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Mini Speedforce gun used to trap Savitar in 2020

Ludogcrous Speed

Surprise, motherfucker!

Death by airbag

#3 let him who never took ecstasy by accident cast the first stone

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Holy fuck i laughed so hard at the squirrel on the carousel

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i don't get the samsung one :| is it because it's a pic of a pic?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Watching that scientist dude get blown back makes me cringe every time, especially since he drops like a sack of bricks.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That isn't real. He falls like that because it is a dummy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was quite underwhelmed until the gifs started +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put your hand upon my post, when you dump I dump we dump

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 uh , wait, what?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, its fake

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Solid type 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 I need this shirt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Doctors confirm the men have anal cancer."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok I really need to know, is the guy I the second to last one still alive, or could they only find his tattered lab coat?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fake

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What is the context of the David Spade picture

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Cash me outside. How bow dah." That's the brat that made that line a thing

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She looks nothing like how she did wtf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who cares.... Boobies

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The ole air bag under the cushion prank. You do know that it is an explosive that makes them work right? Yeah this is definitely a bad idea.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

Kid pumped a pellet gun 27 times and shot me in the leg. Dad had to dig it out with his fillet knife. "Bro I BAREly shot you." Fuck you Roy.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah Fuck you Roy!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The German Shepard hit that dude harder than that bull hit that chick.

9 years ago | Likes 367 Dislikes 1

Looked like he Malinone the fight.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That dog doesn't bother with biting, it's a straight up kinetic impactor, anti ballistic missile weapon style.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Dude looks like a lady

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wolves sometimes actually use that as a defense method and it's generally non-lethal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That woman straight up mario jumped outta thwre

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks Belgian, but yes.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yes it's a Belgian :)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that's a Belgian Malinois and they hit like a bomb going off.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN, CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Excited or angry dogs are concentrated pain moving at extreme velocities.

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

My Border Collie does that jump-flippy thingy off my body when he's excited, & holy fuck does it hurt. Not sure how people do it on purpose.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I trained my collie lab mix to not jump on my mom or anyone unless they ask and he would run up excited then remember and try to back out 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it would be too late, so he would kamikaze anyone under 150lbs. Fuckin hilarious every time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luckily he only does it to us because it's a very kind of intimate excitement when it does happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Ya'll laughing, but I did that shit in primary school so I wouldn't getting beat up for being poor.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Omg yes, the feeling of drawing logos on clothes!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive never understood the catch for the samsung photo one, can someone help me out?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was a very please dump ty. I miss my drugs...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooooooooh that last guy landed right on his head, I hope he at least agreed to being that stupid and it wasn't "JUST A PRANK, BRAH"

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

The airbag one? Yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How can you tell he agreed?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.... I don't get the Samsung one

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Me neither

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Best I got is the sky on the phone screen is different from the sky in the picture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its formerly a person RTing saying the first pic they took was a dick pic. I think its cropped.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

This is the joke: http://imgur.com/wpRJO2Y

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It was cropped. Original version had the first reply being "a dick pick" and Samsung replying a microscope emoji.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My best guess http://imgur.com/QgJUL

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Came to the comments looking for answers.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It was asking for the first picture he took. Instead he took a picture of the phone taking a photo.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

That's just the advertisement since if it was just a picture it wouldn't really be unique to Samsung or the S8 at all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's your problem dude? Are you "special"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 24

Bad day?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

- "here, let me help..."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for Marilyn Manson

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Olsen twins look like Gelflings from Dark Crystal now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, David Spade looks great for a guy his age.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Apparently lots of girls agree with that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was going through as I was sitting like this with those exact white Nike crew socks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

- ONLY THE LAST SENTENCE IS UNDERLINED?!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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#45 Honestly, who the fuck leaves a treadmill on and walks away? douchebags

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I had no idea this is what happened. I thought he had been snared from behind

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The dude doing the interview is a New Zealand comedian - Leigh Hart. It'll be one of his mates who set it up in the background.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oooooh. Thanks. I thought it was demons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If that reporter is who I think it is then it's probably a joke

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can absolutely tell if one is on. They are loud as fuck. This is staged i think.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just in case someone somewhere somehow missed this in their life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7QZPw04Ks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 who the hell calls someone to talk about how awesome milk is?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought #5 would be a dick pic

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I can't tell what I'm supposed to see.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It was asking for the first photo he took. He took a picture of his phone.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man I feel dumb.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This: http://imgur.com/wpRJO2Y

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think there's something in the background of the phone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought but the helpful person above has put me right.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0