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ChewableJim
Not sure if one sucker punch counts as "beating the shit out of" Thor, but point taken.
kaldrenon
They are still not gods, so this is still not clever.
Thefakeplant
They're Asgardians... not gods.
julkinen
Athiest, really?
AndritosRetardos
He's the most athiest of atheists. :P
Ghost0211
Read marvel comics my whole life never have the been details behind their faith. Keep this shit in r/ atheism
thatswhytheycallitshpoople
HULK DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU ARE
betamale
HULK APATHETIC
thekcar
I still giggle like a kid at the punch, and that final "...puny god..." scene, I still lose it. Mybad.
CommanderMilez
Loki and Thor are Aliens......listen to the dialogue and watch the movies..... :| Why doesn't anyone get that?!
elzorroloco
Because that's not as funny.
FlyMojo
Because that would take effort. Also this is a repost so OP didn't even come up with it.
mrDanielMoore
even now i giggle like a child at the hulk punch there
BaxtersSoup
Bruce Banner I just slashed your tyres.
XequR
thor is a christian? O_o
shortkitty
The post is talking about Captain America.
totalnerduk
I like the idea of an Asgardian deity worshipping another god. But wouldn't Thor probably worship Jupiter or Zeus?
disguisenberg
The amount of times I seen these. Thor and Loki are immortal but not gods, Odin was considered a god by humans who didn't understand.
dirtside
God damn it, Hulk Hulk
Javanmarsh1
Holy crap batman! i actually got that moon moon reference!
stouf761
Kyle Brofloski has met (and killed) Jesus and remains Jewish. Brian Griffin has met Jesus and remains Atheist.
RNM2009
So when did Tony Stark state he's an athiest?
Csel
i tend to think as narcissistic as he is, he worships himself. is that still atheism?
RNM2009
I don't think it's atheism...but i see your point...
ChewableJim
In OP's fertile imagination.
Csel
not this OP, the OP from 20 reposts ago.
NoBallNorChain
Thank you.
Faolon
Using that same logic: When did he say he wasn't?
RNM2009
Well a proclamation of faith was never stated by him. A comment in Avengers by Captain America lends one to seeing his Christian faith but
RNM2009
No others mention a faith...
ganju135
i don't wanna be "that guy" but loki and thor are just two super strong aliens that had stories written about them on earth
boricuacookie
his weakness is his inability to maintain his jimmies unrustled
PandaQue
No where does Tony Stark profess to be an Athiest, and if I recall correctly, many a time in the comics he is seen in a church praying...
lyinginbedmon
He tends to profess futurism more often, but he has professed faith in science before http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/IronMan.html
PandaQue
I read that article, pretty good stuff in there... Still I wish I could find that picture... I know I had seen it once before...
drock8
For the last time, Thor and Loki are not "Gods". They're a highly advanced alien species, who seemed like Gods to less developed people.
Blackmojo
Comic nerd here, seen only a few of the films. In the comics, Thor, Loki, Hercules, Ares etc are all 'gods', not aliens. 1/2
Csel
yeah, they are both. the alien race was defined as gods to ancient earth.
Blackmojo
And by god, it just means a super-powerful, immortal, non-human mutate/mutant that came from a primordial force. There is a 'God' in Marvel.
mypasswordisWHAARG
in the comic, yes. But since the characters are based on a religion, it's hard for people to accept them as aliens.
northyroxine
demigods* not because i'm ultra-christian, but because i don't want this movie to have stupid flaws.
ZeroNumerous
In the Marvel Universe: Both of them are actual gods born between the union of two gods. In the Edda: Thor is a god. Loki is a jotunn.
Hikash
Hulk certainly did not "Beat the shit" out of Thor. During the fight, Thor's job was to contain. If he FOUGHT, he would sink that carrier.
Septembertopia
Pre Planet hulk, Absolutely. Post planet hulk he may have some troubles.
ZeroNumerous
I agree. Hulk was trying to actually hurt Thor, whereas Thor was just fooling around.
Kickey
*Atheist
kantackistan
He's the athi-est I've ever seen.
Hammerhead777
atheist* actually. Lower case
Kickey
*Lower case. With a dot.
Damnyousalazar
Beginning of a sentence. Asterisk in the wrong location.
Cirey
Too stronk
naarmu
WHY can't people spell "atheist" right? Especially those who speak English as their first language, get your shit together!
mattjanky
I before E. No but seriously I swear that only works half the time. My brain is always telling me to spell "weird" as "wiered".
yazwho
There's only one response... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duqlZXiIZqA
naarmu
There's a rule like that?
elzorroloco
I before E, except after C; or when sounding like A, as in neighbor or weigh.
naarmu
Wow.
Csel
supposedly, but there a billion exceptions to the rule.
ChewableJim
I don't believe in the correct spelling of that word, therefore it doesn't exist.
dudezelda
You, sir or madam, are my kind of person! +1 and a happy life for you!
seitanicverses
They're called athiests because they're more athy than anyone else in the room. Duh.
BaconBear
Because atheist isn't an English word? It's a bunch of Greek stems assembled into a word. So I before E, which works for English, fails.
utgort
Maybe they don't believe in them.
errorcode
They're not gods in the sense, 'The one above all' is the god in the Marvel universe.
LearningOnImgur
There's even the line, "They're BASICALLY gods"...which sort of defeats this whole purpose. Also, Tony Stark isn't an atheist...
ArtArchive
I was going to point that out.
misha7
Asgardians aren't technically gods. Demigods at most.
EmileMink
No. Demigods are Greek. They are half god, half human. Like Heracles. Thor, by all accounts in the comics, is fully a god.
misha7
Demigod literally means half god. Which is what you just said.
EmileMink
Yes, demigods are half god. Meaning that one parent would be mortal/human. Thor is not a demigod.
RhydalSilverfall
I keep seeing this.. 1. He may still believe in a singular true god making the others false prophets 2. labeling someone a god doesn't (1/2)
shadowex3
It's a misunderstanding of a mistranslation. The OT is quite clear that "God" has his own name and says "I am , YOUR god, god of X"
shadowex3
Which is why translations often say "I am LORD your God...", the third word was originally an actual name.
RhydalSilverfall
Mean they are a god to you.. hes Iron Man, he's godly too. 3. Damnit hulk! (2/2)
OCPoster
They're really more 'super powered aliens' anyway.
NobodyToldMeThatYouCouldChangeYourUsername
Maybe that's all a god is! Us mere mortals will never know.
iamapolarbear
Technically they're aliens, not gods.
TheDorkSide
Everyone disputing him is missing the point. Their technology gives them the illusion of magic and makes them appear to be gods to humans.
jericho93
It's cómics yo.
FireCrotchSingleMaltScotch
In Thor, they explain that they came to Earth and people THOUGHT they were Gods. They explain it quite clearly.
Boofernut
Technically, they're friggin' mythical, so it doesn't really matter.
drock8
Thank you. I hate repeating this every time this gets posted.
CarryOnmyWaywardGeneticalHeritage
technically, they're gods. Hollywood just made them appear "Alien" but they are gods .. Did you not catch the phrase "God of thunder"?
jrau18
They're worshiped as God's but they aren't gods in the movies.
VenalFax
Based on Norse mythology they were aliens that were able to thing that mortal humans couldn't do so they were worshiped as gods
iamapolarbear
and in the Hollywood version (which is the picture here), they're aliens.
slapmyassandcallmesusan
go read them comics.
BeardKhan
In marvel they are not gods. The only god is the one avobe all. End of discusion.
itsanuglyplanetabugplanet
I think you reply on nordic mythology. This post is about avengers. Small hint: There's no hulk in the edda
CarryOnmyWaywardGeneticalHeritage
And besides, Stan Lee has named him a god too.
CommanderMilez
Dawg...The Marvel Cinematic Universe and Stan Lee's original Thor are two different things. in the MCU, Thor and his compatriots are aliens.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Do you consider technologically more advanced aliens than us to be gods? If so, welcome to Scientology.
peacockfuta
Thor controls thunder....sooo what kind of alien can do that, we wouldn't know. So i'm sticking to God for now
TheDorkSide
An alien with the technological capabilities to. Thor's hammer is an extremely advanced piece of technology that gives him that capability.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Well, we can make thunder ourselves. It's just the sound made by lightning, which we can make. :-S
CPatricoo
Worst counter argument ever.
BlackCherryAardvark
New to the Marvel universe, are we? Storm controls the weather too. Not a god. Magneto controls metal. Pyro controls fire. Not gods.
CPatricoo
Different universe. Not cannon so not a correct comparison. What the fuck is this, amateur hour?
peacockfuta
they are Gods to me!
mrfresherness
Technically they're gods Odin is the all father which is the Viking version of Zeus and then Loki n Thor are just lesser gods but still gods
primooptimoso
Wait - the explanation is that, with all the powers and such, Earthlings assumed they were gods, but no, that's just how Asgardians are.
mrfresherness
True, but they are asgardian gods, because not all asgardians have the power they do
MrBananaBeak
not in the comics
mrfresherness
Well in the comics they're gods just weaker than the all father
MrBananaBeak
No, they're aliens. Their advanced technology and powerful nature make them appear as gods to humans.
mrfresherness
Lady Sif an Asgardian sees Thor, Loki and Odin as Gods. and the origin of Thor is that Thor is an Asgardian god to the Vikings who was (1/2)
mrfresherness
forced to learn about humility by living as a human. (2/2)
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
On their planet they are considered gods. They have god-like powers
jrau18
They're only considered God's on Midgard. On Asgard, they're normal.
FlyMojo
Pretty weak gods, only Thor can fly and that's only with the hammer.
bakapounce
It depends on whether you go off comic or movie. Thor is the strongest of the Asgards in the comics b/c he is the son of an elder god (Gaea)
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
Can you do that?
FlyMojo
Only on Tuesdays.
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
Their planet is called "Earth".
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
Have you even seen thor?
drock8
Their planet is called "Asgard". Our "Earth" is called "Midgard" to them.
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
Yes that's where they "lived". But people on Earth worshiped them. So I guess it's a matter of semantics.
jrau18
Their planet is NOT called Asgard. Asgard is the name of the Realm. Jupiter, Mercury, Pluto, they're all part of Midgard. Earth is the door.
Isopaha
Actually, in Marvel universe, they are aliens. However, in ancient Scandinavian folklore, they are gods.
ZeroNumerous
In the Marvel Universe they're deities. Thor explains it rather clearly when he inherits the Odin Force and revives his father.
iamapolarbear
Yes. Hollywood (where the pic is taken from) makes them aliens. :)
Frochic
"M'am there's only one God and he doesn't dress like that."- Captain America
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
*and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. Sorry I just watched the movie too many times and misquotes bother me.
Frochic
My apologizes I haven't seen in since last summer so I went on a hunch.
Writr
"Instead he turns green and is capable of taking out an entire army."
TheBroduo
Gives me chill every time I watch it
Pudgesicle
When I saw this movie, a guy in front of us stood up and said, "DAMN RIGHT."
Faolon
I had the person next to me do that.
BabaGhanouj
So technically, Hulk is the most powerful hero of all time, right? Bullets don't kill him, stronger than gods, his only weakness is anger.
mccar7hy
I can identify with that
loafroaster
Hulk is strongest there is.
IwishIwereKeithDavid
Superman beat him, by far the most powerful "hero", because he just never stops becoming stronger
Sambern
anger is his strength. Technically, at least in comics, Hulk and Banner are two people. Anger makes Hulk stronger and keeps him out longer.
DaeChylder
His weakness is uncontrolability. He's almost as likely to kill the good guys as he is the bad guys.
ourari
Anger is Banner's weakness.
Arkonitez
Since when is Hulk's weakness anger? The angrier he gets, the stronger he gets. I'd say that's a win.
AcadianBacon
His only weakness is Bruce Banner himself; without Banner, the Hulk would never get tired. And that's kinda scary. D:
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
And your mom. (I just really, really wanted to say that.)
HowIsItThatAllTheFunnyUsernamesAreTaken
Well, you can argue that Hulk is the most powerful superhero of all time since he gets stronger the more angry he is.
ChaosLierLen637
There is a finite limit to this though.
HowIsItThatAllTheFunnyUsernamesAreTaken
How do you reason? Since it is hard to put a limit to someones anger. Then he can only get angrier and angrier etc.
ChaosLierLen637
(2/2) various brain functions into emotional processing to facilitate his power. The brain is a physical object. Eventually he'd run out.
ChaosLierLen637
There is a direct correlation between his increase in anger, increase in strength, & decrease in intellect. I'm pretty sure he turns (1/?)
NSFWThatShit
Dr Strange is the most powerful being we currently know of.
Chaostar
Unfortunately we're not going to get to him until after Avengers 2.
datrepost
If Gambit didn't limit his powers he would be the most powerful
Gyrofalco
But he limits him self, the Hulk well he just goes wild
irishmts
Hulk breaks his hands though in one of the comics, in the same one that he brutally defeats every marvel hero
RogueMortal
The One Above All would be the strongest being in the Marvel Universe. The only thing above him would be Stan Lee himself. Or Disney now.
unagiwarrior
Well he is the comic embodiment of Jack Kirby afterall.
b00h00
Really? *Really*? Dr. Strange had his hands handed to him by the Hulk in WWH. He's nowhere near the most powerful being.
rylecx
Yeah Hulk messed him up bad in that one
skd239
He also caught Strange by surprise, though. If they squared off, Strange could just banish Hulk to some nether dimension and walk away.
b00h00
...the Hulk managed to grab hold of Strange through his Astral Form and physically break his hands. His rage exceeded Strange's magic.
skd239
Dr. Strange is one of the few people who can reason with Hulk when he's enraged. The astral plane doesn't give Strange an advantage, just(1)
skd239
a medium with which to communicate with Hulk. Strange was not expecting Hulk to lash out the way he did.
b00h00
What? No. Strange took the Hulk to the Astral Plane, where Strange should have had the upper hand. Instead...(1/2)
lokojewfro
I don't know too much about comics, but why hasn't anyone mentioned Dr. Manhattan?
kingaron
From what I have heard/read hulk will fizzle out if he gets too angry.
BabaGhanouj
So this never happened to me, I feel like I have friends with all you posting on here! yay!
BusterRantCasey
And his weakness is also his strength
rckymusic
he is both a villain and a hero. You can't box in the hulk!
Edwinshap
He can't lift Thor's hammer.
ImmortalLoveRodd
He can if he gets angry enough. The movie hulk is actually wimpy compared to comic hulk.
Epicsigh
He did once in the comics.
Gyrofalco
wel he was going to brake the world by just walking, at the end of world war hulk, so for me he is even stronger than Sentry
Gyrofalco
Whould be a great Red Lantern with all that anger
Shazzzam
His power comes from his anger. He doesnt really have a weakness while hes the Hulk
McGamin
The sentry duels a superpowered hulk that captured the entire avengers to a stalemate because the sentry almost lost control of his powers
BabaGhanouj
Hulk is immortal. If someone, including Banner, tried to kill him. He turns. Unstoppable.
525600minutes
That was beautiful.
BabaGhanouj
I'm a poet!
axle94
in the films yes... in the comics no way near.
BabaGhanouj
I have never read the comics, I'm obviously basing this off the films.
xars
Fear leads to anger, Anger leads to hate, Hate leads to suffering...
pyrobob4
What shadowex3 said, plus, Superman is more powerful. Hulk is a strong as he is angry; Superman is as strong as he needs to be.
benderbendingrordiguez
Hulk's highest level of strength is said to be Superman's weaker levels. Unless Hulk can move planets to a different area, he's no match.
toastbtw
superman also belongs in a different franchise...
pyrobob4
Oh, I'm sorry, were we not talking about all time?
Macs13
In the 'Almalgam' Universe *vomits* Superman beats the Hulk, but from everything I've read about the Hulk...he's basically a kinder Doomsday
pyrobob4
If Hulk were as mindless as Doomsday was, he might have won. So, your analogy is accurate. Maybe, Hulk = Sentient Doomsday?
xavierjmole
There was a crossover where Superman admitted that if he didn't stop the Hulk fast enough, Hulk would get madder & become stronger than him.
dropthebutts
even (blue) sunrays all-pumped-up? kinda weird
thomkatt
the decision was voted on by fans.
xavierjmole
I don't think so. Marvel vs. DC had some fan-votes, but this was Avengers vs. Justice League, a different crossover.
thomkatt
They didn't fight in JLA/Avengers.
Mth96
As long as he stays on pot he should be fine.
popculturella
Hulk is strongest there is.
PregnantMan
Thor is stronger.
YoullBePerfectWhenYoureDead
Not the most powerful as Hope Summers is the strongest in theory, but he definitely ranks considering his power is quite literally infinite.
ZeroNumerous
Actually not true. Thor with the Odin Force is a literally omnipotent deity.
pyrobob4
...She cheats. :P
CoyoteCrazy
and pretty women
orangehobbit
his anger just makes him stronger, not a weakness at all
BabaGhanouj
You guys aren't getting the point. He also destroys everything with that anger. The weakness is the fact he can't fully control it.
orangehobbit
dont be a pussy dude
BabaGhanouj
I won't.
Renuvian
Until Kirby comes along and sucks him in to absorb Hulk's power...
boomer0001
but he's always angry
shadowex3
Not really a weakness, the angrier hulk gets the stronger he gets.
weirdcalculator
That's the beautiful thing about Hulk. His weakness is also his strength.
AGronau
"Sounds like every white-trash guy on COPS!"
suicidalmurder
Racist
BlanketyBlanketyBlank
So his only weakness is kindness. That kinda sucks....
illegalacorn
'kinda'
Cacaconsangre
well if you count loosing control and killing everything you love. It could be a weakness.
cyruscore
He actually doesn't. One of the biggest issues is that the public see the hulk as walking destruction. But he is more focused than that(1/2)
cyruscore
The only thing he destroys is the source of his rage...then he runs away to chill out.
ZeroNumerous
The Helicarrier part? That's Thor being playful. That's Hulk being angry.
GiraffeKnight
Squirrel Girl actually, google her stats and how she stacks up against other heroes.
IPostPicturesOfAnimalsWithHumanMouthParts
Pretty much. Hulk is pretty much invincible. Getting hurt pisses him off, and the angrier he gets the stronger he gets.
hiwemeetagain
well of all time is fishy word, once you enter japanese part hulk is just a normal person
NiceMemeYouveGotThereBeAShameIfSomeoneWereToStealIt
...Which helps him
SomeChickOnImgurWhoLovesBacon
Technically the Thing is stronger. The Thing can hold his breath 15 minutes longer than the Hulk. So all he would have to do is grab [1/2]
SomeChickOnImgurWhoLovesBacon
the Hulk and dive into the ocean. The Thing wins.
Fletch2
His son is stronger.
breakinggood
Flash is more OP because Speedforce.
Jasiono
Deadpool has killed the hulk.
TacoMcNacho
Thats the brilliance of it. He has no weaknesses. But cant be controlled (in most comics) so both sides are at an equal disadvantage.
Demonicmonk
Actually Silver Surfer is the strongest hero of ever.
GarandoNeo
With best equipment and power a hero had possess, Tony Stark is. And I'm not sure if other near-omni characters can be called heroes or not.
nevermindtheswan
\o\ he beats up all sorts of shit and like takes over a whole planet man, that guys pretty great /o/
unijaw
Don't forget that after the alien invasion the hulk went mental and started smashing up new york. He even picked up Thors hammer.
EmileMink
No, he doesn't. That never happens in the movie. He tries, during the fight on the helicarrier, and he can't.
unijaw
Animated version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O617ZHcazwA
unijaw
No in the marvel universe after the avengers get together and defeated the alien invasion they have to defeat the hulk afterwards
EmileMink
Ultimate Avengers animated movie is not an animated version of the Avengers. It is part of the inspiration for the movie but only loosely.
ZombiHugs
Sounds like my Bi-Polar Mom.
3825
i'm sorry for your dad
SpoilersNotIncluded
I feel sorry for him when he tried to sleep. "MOMMY SMASH!" *screaming from bedroom*
3825
Mums don't call themselves mum when their kids aren't around. They are still pretty little princesses.
Kraftie
holy shit cant stop laughing :D
reinaww
I had to come back after pressing → just to upvote that. Perfection.
Insideanus
we have a winner
domenick91
to the top of the top with you our friend
Semiprowithpants
This sounds like a new reality show
chwynd
and you deserve the internet award of the day!
solaslunas
He is the strongest in the marvel universe... IF he gets mad enough. (accurate statement. honestly)
breakinggood
Have you MET the celestials?
solaslunas
well i suppose they are the exception.
breakinggood
...also Sentry if he gets his act together and remembers all his powers. And Odinforce!Thor/Silver Surfer/Franklin Richards.
solaslunas
no, odinforce would lose to hulk.
unijaw
We need Planet Hulk and World War Hulk to be made into a movie. First we need to see the character of the hulk developed more.
queryable
Planet Hulk is an animated movie, available on Netflix.
unijaw
Yes I know but we still need a live action version imo. It will give the mainstream a new perspective on the hulk.
flassk
at some point in time he nearly destroyed the known universe.
photonsnowfall
Directed "anger" is extremely powerful. A quit reconciliation of an event.
MattBatt
Dr. Manhattan would technically be the most powerful #2 is a tie between the Flash and the hulk
kingaron
Since we are doing DC/Marvel the strongest would be superman prime.
BabaGhanouj
Why are people saying Flash? I don't know much about comics so a little insight might help me.
breakinggood
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_Force
MattBatt
he can move like 7 times faster than light, phase shift, travel in time, rearrange atoms, infinite mass punch, other nerd stuffs
TKO3rnd
Eh, Thor did work him over pretty good in the Helicarrier
SurelyNotAWalrus
Well his weakness in the comics is control so people can outsmart him. his weakness in the movie is plot device. Also he doesnt really
SurelyNotAWalrus
beat the shit out of thor, he just punches him for the sake of a joke.
MadeAccountSoICanRememberImagesToRepostLater
He fought him when he went berserk too, remember.
kmccre3
Yeah, but that fight was a bit of a stalemate
SurelyNotAWalrus
Yeah but he didn't beat the shit out of him. At the end of the fight he did have the advantage but ya know not really beat the shit out of
andysantics
This would've been better if you had used "me" rather than he
thomkatt
You should read the comic where he goes up against Zeus. Zeus almost melts him.
nebukadnezar
wait you're telling me there is zeus in the comics and they are fighting? this sounds like the most ultrafucking bouss shit ever
IrespectKristenStewartasanactressandithinksheshot
Am I the only one who hates how Marvel felt the need to put Olympians in their already wildly overpopulated canon of superpowered beings?
GradiustheFox
Yup! Glad I could help ^^
Stormfort
Am I the only one who hates how Marvel's superheros are usually vastly unpowered compared to DC.
AvatarofPi
DC did it too, look into the canon of Wonder Woman.
IrespectKristenStewartasanactressandithinksheshot
Yeah I know, DC and Marvel have the same issues I don't like, I just think Marvel is worse.
thomkatt
It was a one sided fight. Zeus made the hulk into guacamole. World War Hulk was way better
nebukadnezar
there is a world war hulk? you guys all are shitting me right?
Faolon
Read Planet Hulk first. That is the "prequel" for WW Hulk. There's also an animated move version of Planet Hulk, though not as good.
FabDoc
Hulk gets ejected into space by Earth. Makes a family on alien planet. Earth destroys alien planet to kill Hulk. Hulk lives. Hulk Returns.
thomkatt
haha yeah, he beats up almost every single hero on Earth. Sentry had to come and they nearly destroyed each other
SuzukiSammy
"world war" is horribly inaccurate though, it all happens in new york or somewhere. A genuine superhere ww would be interesting
Faolon
I should add: Planet Hulk is on Netflix and while not as good as the comic, still a must watch for comic book fans, imo.
kibateo
After Hulk battled shitload of stuff prior to Zeus
GradiustheFox
A bit of nerding here, it should be noted that as far as gods go, the Norse are on a relatively low end of the comic book totem pole. [1/2]
GradiustheFox
Aside from Odin (A Skyfather) and the other major faction leaders the others are just 'damn strong'.Olympians tend more toward cosmic power.
revlayle
Yeah... ALMOST
thomkatt
haha Hulk was outmatched. Zeus tied him to a rock to get his body eaten by vultures
avidatheist
Can't he come up with a new punishment? He already did that to Prometheus.
thomkatt
He sent an eagle to eat Prometheus's liver. He sent many vultures for hulk, and they ate everything. Eyes, penis, heart, etc.
andrewjpf
And Tityos. He should really be more creative from time to time.
ShatnersBassoon
And of course there's a Zeus marvel hero too...
thomkatt
They've incorporated a lot of the greek mythology. They have a Hercules too and he's one of the strongest in the marvel universe.
BattlesTARDIStroyer
He's also in DC. So are almost all the greek gods. Especially Ares, Poseidon, and Athena.
ShatnersBassoon
Well I know how I'm spending the rest of the day then...
KanKa
Goku would kill him.
crazypicsandstuff
I'll just leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyl97TG8jbA
KanKa
That's fan made! Plus this is about Goku vs Hulk, not superboy!
Sasarious
They really underestimated goku's power there....
OptimusPrimeLeaderoftheAutobots
Spirit bomb? Spirit bomb.
Epicsigh
I thought the Spirit bomb only worked on evil characters?
KanKa
It wouldn't require spirit bomb!
OptimusPrimeLeaderoftheAutobots
come on now. everyone besides Cell got spirit bombed
pyrobob4
As much as I love DB and Goku, idk about this. But I'll probably get downvoted to oblivion, so whatever.
KanKa
Why? At the end of the day, these are fictional characters we are speaking of!
ECwithTwoUnderlines
It would take him like 40 episodes to beat him down, and then he wouldn't kill him because it's against his morals. BOOM.
rossimus
Frieza
pyrobob4
Goku would never be able to kill such a mindless rage beast, like Hulk. He would feel sorry for him.
Quessan
to get stronger after getting his ass beat... can we get a character limit buff? 3/3
Quessan
This. The Hulk IS the super saiyen as described by Vegeta and seen the first time Goku goes super saiyen.
Quessan
A creature with no morals and so full of rage he destroys everything in his path. Only he doesn't have to wait 5 episodes 2/2..
daveydwb
Hulk does have morals.
unagiwarrior
He still loves Betty in Hulk form = morals