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Back in high school there were a group of boys who teased the hell out of me. He was like, number three on fhe douchebagerry scale. Anyway, after high school I got confident and nothing is sexier than confidence! I also changed my hair and started to wear makeup. Douchebag numero tres messges me on OkCupid, saying how bioshock is one of his favorites (something I mention in the comments) and how im gorgous. Bruh doesnt event recognize me. I chose to delete his message, knowing he always had a big ego and that he must still if he doesn't even remember me.
TLDR- asshole from highschool doesnt recognize OP on dating app. Chooses not to respond to destroy ego and feels fantastic.
AlexBrewer151
OKC pics
BaloneyBob
randyMagnum357
porchbiscuit
That was another lifetime, ain't you bigger than that?
caffeineandcreatine
OK yeah but why are the T's in the text connected???
Sionas
Trust me, he doesn't care. Neither should you. Just move on from toxic people.
chickNlittle
Nooo! I would totally refresh his memory.
BrickorBottle
Probably still wouldn't remember haha
codekeeper
You can be much more creative than that. Acquire dick pics and blackmail him.
nevergonnagiveyoustuff
"I love how your foul little mind works!" Jafar, probably
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Thegreenpotato
Would have
thisisnotatakenname
neat
whyiseverythingupsidedown
-fistbumps- Double points for not doing anything petty. Just continue kicking ass at life!
BrickorBottle
:D
Bannedfortellingfeministshowmeyourtitties
Awesome. Good for you +1
Lobuttomize
I'm guessing this means women don't get the hundreds of no replies on OKC
BrickorBottle
No we do too.
Nerdgoggles
Shit ... You know how many actual strangers on OKC treat me like that every day?
Helpp
So you're single?
SignMeIn
I bet he was just teasing you about your spelling
BrickorBottle
my spelling is jack. small hands + big phone + too impatient to proof = ^
CrocodileDunphy
Wow, you really showed him
Panamajack9
Right? This is stupid. He probably doesn't give af neways
ICompletedEngineeringOnTime
And I was wondering how someone can message on Oklahoma city.... Sorry practically married
BrickorBottle
Good for you,man! :)
ForThoseWondering
Did you fail high school English?
BrickorBottle
Nah, A in my honors class. But I wish they had a typing class. That would have come in handy..
Toqueman
What a coincidence. One of my favourite games is also bioshock ;)
BrickorBottle
boomashakalaka
Toqueman
Do you have the incinerate plasmid? Because you set my heart on fire
HowDoYouInternet
Now make him even angrier by messaging me
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MarvinTheManicDepressiveRobot
This is how you Internet
HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
that's not how you internet
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HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
I just don't think that's how you internet
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HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
I'm pretty sure that's not how you internet
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HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
alright, you've convinced me. that is how you internet
BrickorBottle
Jesus Christ that is beautiful.
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HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
are you sure that's how you internet?