Karma is a saucy bitch

Dec 13, 2016 11:38 PM

BrickorBottle

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Back in high school there were a group of boys who teased the hell out of me. He was like, number three on fhe douchebagerry scale. Anyway, after high school I got confident and nothing is sexier than confidence! I also changed my hair and started to wear makeup. Douchebag numero tres messges me on OkCupid, saying how bioshock is one of his favorites (something I mention in the comments) and how im gorgous. Bruh doesnt event recognize me. I chose to delete his message, knowing he always had a big ego and that he must still if he doesn't even remember me.

TLDR- asshole from highschool doesnt recognize OP on dating app. Chooses not to respond to destroy ego and feels fantastic.

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That was another lifetime, ain't you bigger than that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK yeah but why are the T's in the text connected???

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trust me, he doesn't care. Neither should you. Just move on from toxic people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nooo! I would totally refresh his memory.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably still wouldn't remember haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can be much more creative than that. Acquire dick pics and blackmail him.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

"I love how your foul little mind works!" Jafar, probably

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 14, 2016 2:48 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Would have

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

neat

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-fistbumps- Double points for not doing anything petty. Just continue kicking ass at life!

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:D

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Awesome. Good for you +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm guessing this means women don't get the hundreds of no replies on OKC

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No we do too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit ... You know how many actual strangers on OKC treat me like that every day?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you're single?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet he was just teasing you about your spelling

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

my spelling is jack. small hands + big phone + too impatient to proof = ^

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, you really showed him

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Right? This is stupid. He probably doesn't give af neways

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And I was wondering how someone can message on Oklahoma city.... Sorry practically married

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Good for you,man! :)

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Did you fail high school English?

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Nah, A in my honors class. But I wish they had a typing class. That would have come in handy..

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What a coincidence. One of my favourite games is also bioshock ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

boomashakalaka

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have the incinerate plasmid? Because you set my heart on fire

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now make him even angrier by messaging me

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This is how you Internet

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that's not how you internet

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 14, 2016 10:59 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I just don't think that's how you internet

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 14, 2016 10:59 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that's not how you internet

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 14, 2016 10:59 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

alright, you've convinced me. that is how you internet

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Jesus Christ that is beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 14, 2016 10:59 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

are you sure that's how you internet?

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