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Sep 27, 2019 5:31 PM
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LazyBx7
"Are you six or thirty six?" "Yes"
FreeKodak
I wonder if they'll stop carding him at restaurants by the time he turns 40.
Hotshitz
White don't crack???♂️
LNineBreakerJ
White don't blight?
TheGriffin
No fucking way. I need proof.
willsassoasstevenseagal
I wonder what a cycle of growth hormone and test would do for this guy
cavedoge
Bitch tits and infertility
jskoggs11365
Smoking stunts your growth. Guess its true!
SippyTurtle
Stunts? How do you take growth off sick jumps?
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Probably drank too many smoka-a-chinos https://youtu.be/unrCBj23Q70
MarkRavingMad
...but its also supposed to cause premature aging...
thankyouforyourserviceforpointsonanythingmillitary
Vaping stunts your heterosexuality
stabthecrab
I knew a guy in college that was 21 and he looked 10 due to an unfortunate disease state.
TonnerreCadien
https://imgur.com/FHuY1N8
MattHolmberg
Lookit that little bitch arm.
YourMomsSidePiece
Laugh now, you'll stop when you stop getting proofed
RelaxYourself
Shitty to smoke right next to your kid though.
PlutoniansFirst
No way that isn't Eastern Europe. That's the least of that kids concerns
Griselda005
Second hand smoke o...is NOT a reliable killer!
BidetAdvocate
This is like the Ukrainian 20 something baby
AnythingMuchShorter
(takes puff, pulls out phone) "Push my ADHD screening to 6. I got my Pre algebra teacher on my ass, and now I gotta get checked for cooties"
SpringToMyWinter
“How old are you?” Him: “IDK between 8 and 45”
ZoeyDate
This needs to be top comment
Noksus
that's why you mind your own business
iTwistless
Elijah wood is that You?
DashingTimelord
His lack of forearm definition and their baby-smooth hairlessness really ties the effect together
TypedThisWithMyPenis
I look younger than my age but damn.
InternetLawyer
At 30 I still pass for 15, so I guess maybe I'm just more used to seeing young looking faces. Doesn't look like a kid to me
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
He has the fountain of youth?!?!?
SweetFighter
I guess this is like that movie called Orphan. But now theres a real story just like that movie so watch out for kid lookin adults.
Toastfrog
There was another story on here the other day about a real story orphan too..they adopted a child who they later thought was 22 and
Toastfrog
Was apparently trying to kill them. Didnt real work out if it was an actual child or adult but sounds fucked up either way
SweetFighter
Yeah my mom told me about it. Its kinda fucked that the adoption agency didnt let the family know that the previously family returned the
SweetFighter
"Orphan" not that much longer after adopting her. Im glad no one was killed and they figured everything out.
wickerman406
Andy Milonikas syndrome
kman305
Smoke a pack a day keeps the doctor away.
rauche
The mortician however...
Krashtestdummy
JanoahDavis42688
PL4T0NiCF0Rm
That is such a good comment lmao
PoeTayToe
That's so fucking stupid. +1
GhostofBillyMays
saintsolaris
BUT WAIT THERE'S MOOOOOOOORE!
GhostofBillyMays
Gianttesticlemonster
Bacxaber
I can't tell if he's limping or dancing.
Valentino46
He's just following the lines on the floor
somethingworthy
Andy Milonakis is looking good these days
dommen
Is he with his 16 year old son or what?
Jazzbuh
But he doesn’t have kids
MemberTubs
Knees down!
HerNameWasMagil
Just about to comment “You guys remember Andy Milonakis?”
starskwurl
I met him a few years ago he was mc'ing a party for Halloween. Nice dude
beccerz777
Him and his wife probably get a lot of looks when the show PDA
MaxReboBand
Here he is https://www.instagram.com/p/B2KUFyQA7yY/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=XYL2LAABAAHLd17d582MEwbgdcwR
SailorKepler186f
he looks even older in this one... smh
dorenavant
Thanks for a source!
Dahliaisahedgehog
OopsAllEgg
Oh my god somebody commented "when you leave your ken doll in the sun"
PCLoadLetterWTFDoesThatMean
Even though he still looks like a kid, you can’t mistake dad pants. Look at that George Costanza wallet outline!
Feralkyn
Looks like there's something wrong with him, for sure. Weird head/face/proportions.
KeyMasher
charlietrundlethegreat
It’s the opposite of Down’s syndrome. Up’s.
APrettyFdupOhLaLa
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
Does he have a brick in his pocket?
PL4T0NiCF0Rm
Deff looks older in that photo. So weird.
Ryzanify
Those are very boyish looking hands
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
But not a day over 15.
NegmieStar
It looks like someone put a 12 year olds head on the body of a grown man. So weird.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Andy Milonakis 2.0
Brambones
Sloth love chunk.
DrClaww
suuuuuupermaaaan
Ihavemytowel
Thanks for the snort/laugh!
Scoobthedood
I have a baby face at 33 so I can relate. Still get carded for smokes and beer
rexmundi381931415
Im 33 my wife is 30. People ask her how old her "son" is. Shes had girls ask her if I was single, because they thought I was her son.
Kiore
At 36 I've finally stopped getting carded, but people think I'm early twenties.
mialynneb
My husband is 43 and it took him growing a bear for him to stop being carded. Not that it's an issue, but it was always funny.
Scoobthedood
Wish I could grow a beard! All I have his patches
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Damn dude I didn't even get carded when I was 16.
Scoobthedood
I have a friend the same way! We call him Viking
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I was either called Jesus, Moses, Or Gimli! People still tell me I need a battleaxe to carry around.
PapaUberGeek314
I started going grey at 13. Haven't been carded in ages.
Yellowdart49
So, he has that thing that that chick in Batman the animated series had? You know? The killer that dressed like a baby doll?
Yellowdart49
Think her name was Cheryl...?
malachilenomade
DanniLuxgarbe
Mary Louise Dahl, but her Villain Alias was "Baby Doll". She suffered from systemic hypoplasia.
Yellowdart49
Heheh Dahl/doll. Nice. And it only took me almost 30 years to realize that
DanniLuxgarbe
It hasn't been that lo-(sees that "Baby-Doll" Aired in 1994)... I'm going to die soon.
Yellowdart49
I've had this exact reaction several times this year alone...
Heisanevilgenius
I thought her name was Barbara Dahl
DanniLuxgarbe
Nope. Presumable Paul Dini thought that would be too on the nose.
Heisanevilgenius
We wouldn't want to be too on the nose with Batman villain names, would we?