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turtle bite
May 12, 2019 8:04 AM
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Thresholdpush
My finger!
moonflower131313
Hope you enjoyed your fingers. They’re his now.
digme
Boldguy
And that is the last time he saw his pinky...lucky it wasn't his wedding finger...
anthisrobert
Not the worst outcome that could've happened..
TheOctopanda
TomIsMyDog
Dad brough one of these home in a 10 gal bucket once. And we all just looked at him like "Why u do dis dad? Y u bring mean guy home?"
MongolianGod
R.I.P
olenjan
Õ
Lagomorph3447
Once a snapping turtle gets a bite hold on you, it won't stop until it thunders.
TheInventor
"Go Go Gadget Snapper Extender!"
WendyCarlson
this is why they have live long before people
astrologyastronomy1149
BigFatBobbie
0ldGregg
Surprise neck.
guylovemountain75
He asked for it. Don’t blame turtle.
Rikther
Well, that is one way to lose a finger
solidturtle70
My uncle Jerry always had a short temper.
TurtlesAreMyFavoriteAnimal
https://imgur.com/70mAihK
h1dd3nbl4d3
YOU DIED
biggreencow
In Kentucky we killed every snapping turtle we could find. They pull nesting ducks/geese off pond banks, drown them, then eat them.
itsallinyourmind
Yup, found our favorite duck in the pond with no head :(
ImurevJourhein
Vengeance most fowl!
Iwannaseeit
Are they not allowed to eat duck? I don't see why you killed them all
FromDenmarkWithHate
And then they probably stomped the turtle to death.
staceyjorgenson31415
That’s what ya get for playing with your food =(
ardanaru
You mean the turtle playing with its food?
Dontforgetstayhydrated
No, you can eat turtles. They taste fishy.
Cortsu
tonight i dine on turtle soup
JckCrw
tjm1226
I’m more afraid of snapping turtles than sharks
Fixitman64
I wanna see the "after" picture. Curious to see if it bit a chunk out or not.
scarecrowe94
Its a fake hand
mac821
I would bet money dudes ring finger is gone and most of his pinky
Davoneous
Reptiles make stupid pets, but this guy totally deserved this. Don’t fucking taunt it, it looked pissed from the start.
AvidLebon
Not stupid for people allergic to feathers and fur. My leopard Gecko is a good buddy who shoulder sits and watches movies with me.
vedran
I had a tortoise and it would run towards us (not anybody else) and like to be pet on the front neck and head. However, when eating (1/2)
vedran
it wouldn't exactly perceive where does the food end and your fingers start-until the bite at least. Luckily their bites are negligible 2/2
hollanderpolder
Snapper turtles always look pissed.
Roguishpotato
Thats their secret, they're always pissed.
ThisOldCPU
Velosh
That's a stupid prize for a stupid game if I ever saw one.
AntiProtoss
Cowabunga it is.jpg
Kennytarmac
G
v guy, probably
MountainYankee
It's the right prize though.
Velosh
It almost always is.
ITradeNewds
Maybe a little but I would never guess that those fuckers necks could extend like that either...
SneakEFoxxe
I hope this is the same guy from that post a couple days ago with the sink. He deserves a chunk taken out of his hand
SneakEFoxxe
They reversed it in the post to make it seem less fucked up but here’s the real gif I’m talking about
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CallMeSleeper
Snappy isn't happy
youisrealspecial
Came back for your upvote
legofham
Is snappy ever happy?
komododave
He needs a nappy otherwise he’s crappy.
JohnMorbid
Snappy never happy
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myusernameisbrunhilda
I read your posts, thank you for the education
AustraliaTellsItHowItIs
Cheers mate!
CallMeSleeper
I didn't know I needed this +1
CCPustejovsky
Turtles have huge necks. All of them and they'll do you a heckin' chomp. (1/2)
HeatSyncope
On that day I gained an important lesson but lost my penis. 2/2
CCPustejovsky
If you see one crossing the road, pick up from behind hand on top of and underneath shell and scooch turtle to safety.
itsallinyourmind
Snappers you put on gloves and grab the tail, they’re flexible and mean
impedimenta
I waved a towel and let him bite it, then dragged him to safety. I wasn't putting any limbs in danger even for a flightless tank dragon.