MightyMarlin
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Mar 2, 2017 10:48 PM
MightyMarlin
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danishjuggler21
#4 she's using a Mattock. Good choice.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
"I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on imgur"
gilligan09
People are sleeping on how clever this is.
OfficialFederalBureauofInvestigation
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoriteusernameontheCitadel
Emergency Induction Port
reiryo
Always upvote Garrus (aka dream boyfriend)
MarkRavingMad
Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonofabitch in space! Now, Serviceman Burnside! What is Newtons first law?
RussellJackman
Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!
MarkRavingMad
No credit for partial answers, maggot!
RussellJackman
Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
MarkRavingMad
If you fire this weapon you are ruining someone's day, somewhere, sometime. that is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "EYEBALL IT!"
RussellJackman
This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
MachineGunSully
We'll bang ok?
Raz0rking
I am not crying! You are crying! Ffs one of the best storylines ever created
CasualAtlas
Emergency induction port.
ukkingwithyourshit
Tali has the best hips in the galaxy. No, scratch that. Universe.
Rwhejek
Still hard for me to believe that ME3 came out 5 years ago. As for ME2 and seeing Miranda for the first time, still hard.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
First 3 minutes of ME2 and I was locked in.
ButtersTheGreat13
UNCLE URDNOT IS HERE TO SMASH SOME FACES IN!
gummyloaf
"Does this unit have a soul"? No, you don't and it doesn't matter. We talked about this in your loyalty mission and they retconned it out.
lenzio
TheRicemanCometh
This is what happens when he's too busy boning you to do those calibrations.
zenoshogun
ListenHereFucko
This is great
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
I like your username.
CanadianCobraChicken
Did I miss something? I mean, Newton was a cool guy and all, but I came here to see the turian reach
Trondelarius
Only three weeks till Mass Effect: Andromeda!
LizardEnterprises
Choo Choo! All aboard the hype train, motherfuckers! :D
WiserDucksLivesLonger
In so excited... too bad Europe gets it two days later :(
RogueKitsune
Before everyone goes jumping on that hype train again...
porrages
After watching that Andromeda vid where the dialogue sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon, I decided to wait until it goes on sale.
Raz0rking
Yeah..lets hype the uglyfication of female characters.
LizardEnterprises
"Games should be what I want, and only what I want, and if they aren't everyone should hate them" - Raz0rking, 2017
birddefenseattorney
TakWriterOfWorlds
cumbustable
its going to be shit
EpistolaryBigby
Says the guy who probably plays League of Legends.
cumbustable
keep hoping biofag all the good talent left bioware years ago. its going to be shit
EpistolaryBigby
MightyMarlin
It's the only thing keeping me going!
hispanicyankee
You still using weeks? I'm on days.
CanadianCobraChicken
OPS3C
Garrus is turian batman
silvirus
Batman doesn't use guns or kill people though.
OPS3C
Cause he's not Turian. Sheesh. DUH!
AdrianKousari
"Had to be me...someone else mightve gotten it wrong"
SamuraiChemist
Still too soon.
MightyMarlin
^ This line along with, "Does this unit have a soul?" get me every time.
CoffeeyCore
"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters."
somewhatwiseguy
Damn you how dare you make me feel things
icouldntthinkofabettername
Mordin was one of the characters I was ambiguous about most of the series but God damn it if I didn't cry at that scene
LizardEnterprises
The flaws are what made them good characters. Real people are complicated, characters should be too.
LizardEnterprises
Tali wouldn't have been nearly so interesting if she didn't start out a horrible, horrible racist.
Tsumino79
tali was racist? i remember Ashley being really racist but not tali (hell she was on the receiving end of it most times)
LizardEnterprises
Geth are a people too.
Hegamonia
"I'm the very model of a scientist Salarian"
LoneWanderer101
Why do you do this to me?
DingoMartinez
TheBOULDER
"I made a mistake!" --that, as well, hits The BOULDER right in his rocky heart.
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
would have liked to run tests on the seashells
kinkyorheresy
Memories. They're dangerous
Pyrotha
I'll still replay the first two from time to time, but it will forever be the greatest disappointment of a story. Haven't bought EA since
SeanBeanDiesAlot
I hear ya man, there are ways to edit ME3 and they've all but apologized for it. DAI is fantastic though I would say if you liked DA at all
LoneWanderer101
I personally thought 3 was great. Shit ending sure but that shouldn't define the game
Spongybunny
I'm with you. I think 3 really ended Shepard's story nicely, and the ending was fine. What exactly were people expecting as an ending?
Tsumino79
true multiple endings - issue with that is that is expensive to do multiple choice games tend to be fat in the middle and thin at either end
Nitz257
At least watch the citadel dlc. Legit would pay full game price for the Dlc.
forte10
Nice emergency induction port pic at the end.
Eddwyn
Oh, Tali'Zorah, my sweet.
Eddwyn
But Liara, you were my first! Until you said fuckit in ME2 (before the Shadow Broker dlc)
ArdentSlacker
I was into her up until she got flirtable in 2 and was all "I'd risk death to poon you" and I'm out. I kill someone I love with my dick 1+
ArdentSlacker
2+ and I'm never getting it up again. I know now that she was just shit at explaining but... that one chat hit alllll my nope.
ArdentSlacker
3/3 I need my lovers alive, and preferring life over my wang.
pooched
Just yes to this entire tribute.
KaJuN
This post was worth interrupting my calibrations for.
pelekekonakeohokaloleakaprestonapplebaum
LunarLunatic
This is the best thing ever
Daevin
This my go-to ME1 squad, and this makes me incredibly happy. Thank you.
HookerinaHandbasket
RIP Marauder Shields
ajled
And his 3 Husketeers. They tried to stop you. They tried to save you from the ending. If only we knew...
cakeminx
Get the fuck out of the Mass Effect fandom, you Retaker psychopath terrorist piece of shit.
MarkRavingMad
I can't believe I almost forgot about Marauder Shields!
LandSquidLuchador
Garrus is the best space-best friend you could ever have
StephenHamilton18
Go Garrus Go! Also greatest final battle bud. "Meet me at the bar..."
FreshWater13
and space-lay
ParappaTheVelociraptor
He's my #1 space bro forever.
CrysonAvada
him and Tali were who i brought EVERY.FREAKING.TIME. I hope Andromeda has Squaddies as likeable and awesome as those two.
asanimgurianiliealot
Eh all he does is calibrate shit though. Never has time for me.
MightyMarlin
He really is! Named my beardie after him!
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER loves Garrus, but truthfully...Mordin was his bro of bros.
LoneWanderer101
I want to change my username to Toph something now just because of you but I wont cuz I'm lazy
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER believes yours is good enough, son. Gneiss reference.
TheBeardlyOne
Wow you're still here
AllThingsNinja
ya mordin was my fav as well
twinly92
Had to be me.... Someone else might have got it wrong.
ravstar52
Would have liked to run tests on sea shells.
Gayforbae
TheBOULDER
Goddammit...you're making a tear-bender out of The BOULDER.
Panzermeyer
Wrex for me, sir. Best Brogan ever
poscduke
Emergency induction port
DepartmentofAlternateFacts
This isn't a mass effect gaaaaaame, No! This is just a trib-uuuute oooooooh
Draenor
Introducing it through an emergency induction port.
pelekekonakeohokaloleakaprestonapplebaum
That's a straw
Sanguiluna
Emergency. Induction. PORT...
BigNasty55
I hope they remaster the trilogy after Andromeda
RogueKitsune
I kinda wish they'd outright remake them. For how much I love to bitch about 3, it did have a lot of good; redone right, it could be great
asanimgurianiliealot
Yeah and make ME1 fun to play. The story was great but the mechanics are awful and it is hard to go back.
RogueKitsune
Only kinda agree. Combat is a bit clunkier than the later games, but at the same time, it's far more a proper RPG than the others are.
asanimgurianiliealot
"Combat is a bit clunkier" I'd say that is a pretty major understatement. The combat is pretty terrible.
RogueKitsune
I just replayed 1 a bit ago; honestly, it was better than I remember - only major issue was damage doesn't scale well with difficulty level.