Emm, what was I saying again?

Apr 7, 2016 10:23 PM

It's not the same any more. She defended Sodastream and then cried antiSemitism, fuck ScarJo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her short blond haircut made me a Cylon sympathizer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a much more appropriate number of photos of Scarlett Johnson.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You were saying how attractive you find Scarlett Johansson

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scarlett Johnson

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would disappoint her in 10 seconds.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like turtles.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk. Something about making America Great Again? I wasn't listening...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is so Beautiful

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are old pics.. what is this site turning into, a porn/softcore porn site or what?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we petition for her to never wear clothes ever again?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Just give meeee nipple!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I've seen her naked.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ScarJo?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

for just 50,000$ you can have one of your own! http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/04/hong-kong-man-builds-lifelike-scarlett-johansson-robot/

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a sneaky suspicion/fear that I know what he built her for.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her in Lost in Translation is the hottest she's ever looked.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer her as black widow

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would suck her toes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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i, too, have boobs

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, uh, whats the status on that robot that looks like her? A friend asked me to ask that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$50,000

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, that guys $50,000 robot is looking pretty good!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She better not turn Ghost in the Shell into what Lucy was.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a short guy, I recently found out that she's an inch shorter than me. This makes me happy for some reason.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody will ever be Emma Watson, sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Finally a well proportioned attractive woman. I was getting sick of the fat chick posts claiming to be 'thick'.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 23

Only a select few women classify as thick

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah and I'm sure you have the perfect body

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't. My body is hideous. That is why I don't parade myself on the internet in my underwear pretending to be attractive.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is that why it annoys you when other people don't hate their own bodies?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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And mine

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You weren't kidding.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks

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You're welcome. It's just a link.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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I think I just filled the cup.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You weren't kidding.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

One does not simply joke about Scarlett Fucking Johansson.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

516

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

518

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U da real MVP

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all heroes wear capes. You have my gratitude.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thanks

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