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Sep 5, 2016 2:08 PM
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Highfarm
Looks like a Manure shirt, he deserved it.
daveypixel
dont trust the lad, man u wanker!
Bugrush
They would seize the cash under these terrible seizure laws and let him go without even charging him with a crime. Happens all the time.
Glumerlink
The only time you'll ever hear of the cops not arresting the money to get themselves some new toys
ILikeYourDespair
That does not look like a face of gratitude. I would know, your mom gives it to me.
somethingdark
Looks more like skepticism to me.
andrewwanca
That look isn't gratitude, FYI.
Corgilicioussterlingarcher
Think of all the garlic bread he could make from this
equityforpunks
That amount of bread costs like $20.. and I would have said I am going to buy a car.. that would've been easier to sell for no loss.
VenomousFangs
muerte175
He'll of a search they conducted, to find it in him.
zoomist
Weird, they didn't just take the money.
gillotte
I could get about that much bread, maybe more, for liek $10 bucks at my local grocery store. But to be fair I live in the United States 1/2
gillotte
so maybe bread is very expensive where he lives? He also doesn't look grateful to be honest. lol
filthytank
That's the face you make when cops force you to spend the drug money you were muling on bread
BondHaimBond
By looking at the bag, the huge amount of money was like $20?
EvilKam
DoctorGenki
That's the look of a man who just spent his drug money on bread
SirDistic
If this WAS real. Why didn't he just decline to buy the bread? They can't force you to. Nor can they take you to jail for having money.
FuckyBarnes
That expression looks more like "You ain't getting any of this bread, motherfucker." to me
MenaceToSobriety
"... Then told him to walk away alone with a bag of bread while they photographed him..."
wenturi
Thats like $20 of bread... Apparently 20 dollaridoos is "huge amount" of money in US....
pilates4hotties
It's a "huge amount" of money is a US based fake story, sure.
PhiIIipJFry
If this actually happened wouldn't he just buy 1 bit of bread and get his change and say ok thanks officers I got my bread cya
deepthrustproductions
Mfw I tell the cops I'm "buying bread" with my drug money and they actually make me buy bread
bowen10000
well, yeah, thats kinda the joke
JohnKnoefler
In San Diego I can get that much bread for ten bucks. It's cooked fresh in the store. Really awesome bread.
Chesticle
Found the money "in him" poor baker just got poop dollars.
smogswallowssuns
Today on "Things that totally happened, I swear".
dacastro
I live in Brazil and this actually happened in Goiania City
StringVar
When your excuse is really shitty but now you have to go through with it.
GeorgeHenen
this actually happened in Brazil, I swear
youdontwantthesecards
As a white guy, we are corny as fuck a lot of times. This is the dumbest shit ever.
Attaroo
Then the cops seized the money and bought themselves a new daiquiri machine. Freedom.
GreaterDog
This made me think of civil forfeiture, too. (Ignoring the fact that the post is most likely fake)
ThatFellow
Nothing says "Personal freedom" and "liberty" quite like having to explain to cops why you've got money on you...
GeauxTiggers
Why did this get downvoted?
MustBeThatDutchDude
If you have to state a feature of your country, it's not part of your country. Land of the free, Democratic Peoples Republic, etc. etc.
SaintMaceToTheFace
If you are in a drug dealing area it make sense
TheOnlySon
If he was white that would have never happened.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Bullshit. I see it in my hood all that time. Stop that racist crap
73isthebestPRIMEnumber
when life gives you lemons make knife bread
flassk
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cuzin-Baguette-Bread-Knife-Novelty-18-made-In-France-/302062823558?hash=item465458e886:g:~xwAAOSwFdtXzao6 neat
TheRealestLurker
Guess you'd need a.... Butter knife
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
Where's that dramatic tumblr argument about the validity of bread knife?
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
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Thanks bro.
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ByTheBeardOfSeuss
There it is. Fuck yeah
MichaelJCabooseLeaderOfTheBlueArmy
Are you claiming the bread knife isn't a valid concept? Because you're wrong
flassk
it was a novelty knife made by a french company called Cuzin
Aryxis96
It's all about being stabbed in the eye with a butter knife
Srslythoguys
The police have figured out how to kill people without using their guns.
IDriveforGloober
Srslythoguys..... He probably dead now for not bringing the money back
IAmDrBanner
Probably shouldn't have gotten into dealing crack, then.
Haxalotl
Not sure death is the just reward, for what is a socioeconomic based crime.
IAmDrBanner
I am not saying it is just, but it is the cops job to make sure they don't deal crack, regardless of how it harms their chances of living.
IAmDrBanner
Actually, fuck crack dealers. Crack is a horrible thing and anyone who facilitates it reaching people's hand can fuck off to hell.