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Edit: Oh my goodness, it’s happened, I made most viral! I’d like to thank my parents, my partner, and my primary school teacher for all their support, even though they don’t know what Imgur is.
VonDoosel4lyfe
Ew animal crossing, but very well done nonetheless
ercdvs
"Consensual Violence"
Velisusi
"gentle" and in my case lets put the "" around art too. Pretty slick with wristloks tho.
Thefunkiestfunk
Oss!
SathanTheChonk
I miss training :(... Really hope my school doesn't close permanently...
Akurei00
JeagerAB343
Look up the song, white belts are people too.
RoutemasterFlash
You heard about the new kind of unarmed combat developed by the Israeli Defence Force?
Glomoro
Is this going to be like, a dad joke or something? Im on no sleep right now and can't tell if this was just a prompt for replies to reply to
Dagordae
Think of how jiu jitsu is pronounced.
RoutemasterFlash
^tggi
saganworshipper
I knew it had nothing to do with Jews.
bigdirtycroissant
I'm missing Jiu Jitsu. The clubs in Ontario are going to be closed for a long time.
Firebb
Hoping they open up in NB soon. No new confirmed cases for 2 weeks and 0 currently sick. We've been lucky.
AmericanSighCo
Same. It's been almost two months for me. I miss training and teaching.
abuildingsea
Big time. I scored a mat for my basement but solo rolls are getting old and wife can only take so many “20%” triangles....
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
My buddy started doing on line sessions so he wouldnt lose his clients. Idk how that works... Didnt ask
AmericanSighCo
Online classes are tough. You're still getting the drilling but it's just not the same.
Abhizzy
I have all this pent up energy! Waiting for the first open mat just to blow my entire gas tank in the first 2mins ?
myfieldoffucksisbarren
Hello fellow Ontarian. I hope you're holding up OK
digme
Number 1 also sounds like traditional Thai massage.
abuildingsea
Massage with clothes on...?
digme
Yes. Traditional Thai massage is done wearing loose-fitting garments. They stretch you out by twisting you into a pretzel.
abuildingsea
TIL. Thanks!
digme
I forget that not everyone is that familiar with Thailand. Living in Asia pretty much everyone I know has been there at some point. :)
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
Yoga - the art of stretching the maximum possible without farting.
eetsumkaus
Isn't there a "wind relieving" pose?
AnonymityIsLikeAWarmBlanket
Spot on!
Greymalum
Oh no, we fart ALL the time. A fair reason not to do group yoga unless outdoors
Ilove314159
What do you mean “without”?
icyhassan
Judo : when you try to take someone's shirt off, with them in it!
OliverClothesoff70
Um, how could you take it off them if they WEREN’T in it?
icyhassan
Scuzzlebutt142
I thought Judo was the art of hitting people with the biggest thing in reach: the planet Earth.
SpittingNails
Judo: the fight was always the floor and I against you
ImperatorWesticles
Judo: two opponents trying to make each other lay down
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
wow nice counter
Kllrc7
Judo is what you make matzah balls with
LovesToSpooge517
Those gi’s are tough fabric, and I’ve seen tournies where guys were throwing so hard they ripped the gis apart. Insane pulling strength
TiroDvD
Yes Judo Gi's are different than regular Gi's.
Somethinginhere
I mentioned this meme to my son, who practices the Brazilian form, and he just smiled with a weirdly evil but wistful smile.
LovesToSpooge517
It’s true. Freud would say we’re filled with rage bc we can’t kill whomever we want. But Brazilian jiu-jitsu can feel close!
ZombeyHepburn
We want to go back to murder snuggling so bad!
DrMaggot
The brazilian form is mostly dance tho
SchrodingersDictator
That’s capoeira. Totally different martial art.
EquanimousSerenity
No, it's martial art made to look like mostly dance because it was illegal at time, if memory serves correctly
Thefear1984
That's Capoiera
EquanimousSerenity
My bad
Thefear1984
Nah, who really keeps track of all the martial arts outside those whose hobby it is.
KamSolastor
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Yup that's the one
PiiCii
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay"
Diclac
"The writers wrote themselves into a corner so I had to become a Lumberjack" *
trapdoorogre
Everyone loved this series (not the UK way) so we had to end it in a way that people don't want to rewatch it.