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AI invents paint colors after analyzing Benjamin Moore color chart
me irl
devilsgolfcourse
#3 The ladybugs are fucking shit up.
ZajotheLurker
#3 "So I'm just gonna shoot him an email about what happened when I get back."
Scanlonm123
#3 "Bro"
theruggbeast
#3 I'll survive
reggiekage
LeeTheEnginee
#3 Not as busy as earlier.
libraryian
#3 Weird. Does it hurt?
Mrbigmick
#3 "Oh yea, im free on the 7th now"
yourhros
haha, pure gold
UltraDi3000
#3 is your brother ok?
Patmyjohnson327
#3 "Jellybean time"
bantambasher135
I don't know why but this one is my favorite.
notthatdrunk
#3 "for dessert?"
tedcrilly
#3 But anyways, how do you feel being pregnant this time around?
hibsta
#3 Oh nice. Have fun honey
Cersi2271
#3 this is why I have job security
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
#3 I'll get a cheap cut somewhere and check back with you in a little while.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
that is evident
jbrum
#3: Its only torn a couple inches
Xaio30
#3 "I'm in the workshop. I'll call you later."
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
oh that one is damning
SurpriseBidet
#3 "oh now I'm hungry, let's get ramen"
iwanttoseeyourkitties
#3 "That's what At&t does."
MrDrProfessorPatrick
#3 Needless to say, but my balls are legit perma-hairy now.
Olliepic
Alrighty then
SergeiBoobtitsky
Uhhh...
bthomp116
#3 "No, haha. I'm never going to die. But if there's a possibility I could, I don't want it to be tonight"
Motorboatingtiddys
#3 "Yeah I took the dog out earlier"
Heysuckmybatarang
Weirdly enough, mine is "Boooom. He can try and accuse you all he wants but there's no proof."
bobstallone
with a grenade or two.
thatmangodude
#3 Just smacked a rabbit going almost 50. Car's fine
AsTheHeavensShudderBabyIBelongToYou
Wow, that's pretty fast for a rabbit...
SwiftBlackWolf
Is he ok
ClareLittle
Yeah, it's resting
thatmangodude
When I looked back he had landed safely in the ditch so...
SwiftBlackWolf
Oh good his familys probably there, they'll be happy to see him
BooBitchesIAmAGhost
#3 any news on the house?
rassingpedersen
#3 - yea she is not coming in tomorrow.. still sick i think..
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
that's not like her, can i talk to her?
Istoleyourbooks
#3 "yes" to a question if we should just pay for someone else to clean the apartment when we move out in a few days.
BROcrastinatION
U know this is going to the front. Congrads.
TwistedBlue
This is the bestest dump of June!
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
#3 How about the time I smashed my face open and the doc was like yeah you're concussed, may have a hairline fracture so just take it easy
fluhatinrapper
#3 hope you have fun tonight! :)
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
Mine is just a YouTube link
AtlasUnbound
Probs a snuff film lmao
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
https://youtu.be/25lRgvei-dQ that's what it was
AtlasUnbound
That's what we folk in the trade call a "joke" sonny
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
Yeah I got that part. No need to be condescending. I was just sharing something I thought was funny
clearwall
You actually texted that to someone? What is the real context?
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
Friend of mine is currently in the hospital so we were sharing ER stories. That happened like a couple years ago, everything healed properly
Drakeoulias
#3 my text was " when do you estimate you'll be home"
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
"I'm outside. Over by the Halloween store."
Mossanony
"Yep. After taxes are added"
WallpaperQuotes
"I mean, he's not wrong. We're just a bunch of sentient meat with some skin." uhh
SinisterScienceLesbian
"It's pink inside but I'm not sure I trust it"
chaostheory10
"There's a milk tea for you in the fridge." I'm not quite sure what to make of that.
VelociRandom
Good plan. Pretend nothing happened, and they will never find out.
PenicilliumCamemberti
mine was: "It was an experimental procedure and the doctor who did it retired". Oh dang.
LaLaLoveBug
This needs to be in the main comment thread
PenicilliumCamemberti
You're probably right. I'll make another comment. ;)
TheShoulderTornado
Mine was "Elsa?"
goodjobmyfellowman
Buzzfeed told me she's gay
civel
"I'll be there. Not in top form tho."
scottynack
Mine was, "are you getting along with the roommates?"
deededee
"Sorry, I get a free lunch"
CobraClutch
"Be down in a minute."
WynautZorua
"Why not check it out? It might be worth the while."
ninjabassoonist
"Maybe just a bit dead"
ecuadorky
"Are you guys fighting or something?"
LightsCamerasAction
But hey at least you found the cause. Now you know my pizza pains haha
SmiffyBoi
Mine is genuinely "Anyway, what are we doing tomorrow?"
delijohn
"Hi iv got various bodys here at the station now they are saying the guys will be here possibly at about 13:30"
srslydude
"I'm in the parking lot."
tThomas633
Mine was "still im happpy". Yes, including the typo.
pendrell
"this was for you" (context: response to a "wrong person?" text)
SpecimenSpiff
Mine is "Yup, hope she sleeps good tonight."
kbluvvs2surf
I'm making an appointment tomorrow. What do I do now?
MrPredator
"Just tell me the time to be there and I'll help.
buckbuckbuckybuck
Mine was a gif of Benedict singing "come with me".
buckbuckbuckybuck
Benedict cumberbatch specifically
KrombopJr
My text was "where'd you go?"
JohnGetz
Last one was "how about we order Chinese instead?"
foxesonboxes
Dang it, I wish I would have gone!
Hellstorm99
"F***ing autocorrect"
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
"Yep."
bobstallone
Tried to make spaghetti, accidentally summoned a demon.
duke605
"Idk, all over"
iamkyleh
"Yes"
tadz777
ok, so not the 15th then
HowDoesYouDo
"It can't be that bad right?"
NetflixIsLove
It said seven business days
TheBlackVan
Who's gay?
DoctorHedgehog
Make sure the outside lights are off, please.
Bliffity
"There's blood all over the corner walls and window yet it somehow did not touch the lamp or the small T.V. in front of it."
UmmpoofSmokebomb
"Can I vent for a minute? I really dislike *roommate*'s family." I'd say that's pretty good timing...
xfumo
"That's awesome! You're making me hungry now!"
turtlezapato
"Headed towards you"
thatsLMFB
"Yeah, we just keep having hurdles thrown at us. Maybe it'll even out one day."
VelociTrapLord
"How's Dinner look?"
sarcasticravenclaw
"All done with my appointment"
ianyuy
"I'm safe and sound"
illogicalphallicy
Billy: the student has become the master
icarusglider
"on our way back"
Psychomma
"I'm here."
75PercentSith
"IF I HAD A PREFERENCE I WOULD FUCKING TELL YOU!" I was over-exaggerating my anger to be funny. Just wanted to make that clear.
Akoman
"Play some more after I get off work?" I definitely laughed
iDrinkDrano
"Where you at homegirl"
hawairishman
"Also, I need a shower when I get home"
motittiesmoproblems
mine was "done"
icanneverthinkofgoodscreennames
"Not seriously mad, but definitely salty"
ParryLost
Mine was just: "sorry"
GrimmWarlord
"Jesus fucking Christ"
Maevellous
So thats a yes to pizza then
imhoots
I slept 11 hours last night.
NotOnRexManningDay
Congrats! We have to get a drink soon so you can tell me all about it.
RealFuckinNeeto
My god I start tomorrow
Erinsays
Ugh, our interns are the WORST
r0b0c0rp
"ooh, shady"
amygmain
"Yay"
slydragoon
"I'll help".
SpecialAgentCake
Home!
didntthinkofthat
"Is it 1 we agreed on? My brain seems to have turned into putty."
SpiciestMayMays
"Where are you"
kindofaprick
"Goodnight, my love."
Joshdamon
"I thought you'd think the idea of me marrying bread to be very stupid."
bashya
"But by god they did"
Miiketolentino
The other washing machine has a inbuilt dryer
ChellFreeman
"It's true" I'm hooked on a story that doesn't exist and was technically made by me. Great.
spellbolourwithak
"IT WORKED!"
MichaeIJCaboose
No you dont
originalityisnotmystrongsuit
"Ya, I'm grabbing a bite. I'm here if you need me."
ThunderBreaker
Gets you good credit though.
CowsAreAliens
Mine was "we are out of toilet paper."
idleAnarchist
"They told me that they won't be moving forward with my employment"
DeadEndRoad
"something to help you sleep"
Grundhoog
Mine was "I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM" because i thought my friend melted my charity flamingoes.
sgtjond
"But yeah, do you think you'll be alright?" Kinda depressing, now that I think about it.
werewolf65Potchotski
Not creekside
Latenightwang
"I'm trying to stay awake"
KiwiForScale
"you know what needs to stop?"
Hihler8
"Can you buy some tampons too?"
quakityquak
Mine was "definitely NOT pregnant" so I feel you!
RaisinDeath
"It was a fun weekend"
SurreptitiousFishes
"It was a weird experience but not far off from my day to day hahaha."
Technocratic
And I hope you have fun with your family
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
Mine was "Goodnight, I love you, stay safe." to my husband who works nightshifts.
CadmusPeverell
"What's your ETA?"
spectrebliss
"We have a drive"
Muzzleshield
Okay
chylde
"Going home now. Bored lol"
BravoTangoAlpha
"KICK ASS!"
Yourpalrich
Rachel and I are gonna hop on and play a game when you're ready! ETA ? :)
FlowVector
"screw that, I didn't like anyone there and the food sucks"
Aratarya
Mine: "Yay! Can you move the vacuum" Husband's: "LOL, I'll warn mom."
blonx
Come help me
NotoriousNEG
"I'm awake again." to my boyfriend. Oh no.
Oniroza
Mine was trying to stop the papa John's texts, so it's just "PJSTOP"
Phoenix16922
"Shouldn't you poop in the bathroom"
XaiaX
"And the answer appears to be '¯\_(ツ)_/¯'"
GeddyLee2112
Glad it didn't suck.
herph
"Done."
stonedrunkdoctor
I knew you would recognize our old home lol
FlyingCrow91
"I'm not going"
shalerson
I couldn't stay on the phone.
thatsrealyme
You're not gonna believe this! It's beyond awesome!
Icommentoncomments
"Yeah, things are going well."
DarkartistSTY
There's crack on that TV
Whiskeyntits
"Do we have the last piece of plywood?"
3VILM30W
"in case anything happens to me, you'll get 25k from life insurance"
wibblywobblytimeywimey
The winking kiss emoji....
ASingh12345
Do you have the Walia-Mart photo?
HAupvote
" if murder was legal SARAH! You wouldn't be here."
OtherPeoplesNamesGetMePoints
I shit you not mine was. "Yeah good times. You also escaped injury by not showing." Such a perfect text for it lol.
Showmeyourotters
"Ok"
Showmeyourotters
Sadly mine's pretty lame. If it helps, it had heavy eye-rolling in context; work problem I didn't like the answer to.
tskman
Is that yours
cocobeans
"Ja" I got lucky because write after that was "suck YOUR dick"
Marylynne7
Are you still at the pool or did you go to Mandys?
jessiah
"Im not to say no"
IndecisivePixel
"We're going to have so much fun tomorrow"
ThisIsIsh
"Ahahahahaha omg!!!"
spookyjeff
"TONIGHT"
IDidntDoIt
"I can't have serious conversations after my bedtime because I'm a child.
SudoNimm
"Prioritize this first"
murderskunk
"I love you thank you for dealing with me."
Flyndaran
Shall I dry your tears with dank memes? (Seriously, I was sending memes to cheer someone up.)
chiechien
"Yeah, same, just busy with work"
BustyCrab
"It was amazing!"
Arandomlifeform
"It was small and yeah"
TravDrinksBeer
"I know something is up"
ihavehadalongdayiamverysmallandihavenomoney
Sounds riveting lol. I mostly read history or crime
DaddySchlongleg
Hate when that happens
TippLite
"Go to sleep"
letsgetspookydootdoot
No where close to ready
MerilyMe
"I like this idea"
ManIJustWantaHug
"Your check did come in, and it doesn't look awake".
CairoLen
"Did you get your period yet? Please say yes!"
JustHereForever
"I have to clean some dishes anyway"
medhop
"I was going to, sure thing dad"
TheCaydeUnit
It was very good.
ExcitingJosh
"How many chicken burgers"
Deadb4uhearit
Sweet, we just got out of the pool.
SteriotypicalCanadian
"I cant eat that bro"
Redandpurpleunicorns
Good plan. Stock checks are impossible if it's a mess.
ImCranky
#3 Woohoo!
Wraithofspades
I'm a shit gambler...
Rabzozo
Anyway it's not a big thing
Arbondawn
"Okie. Sounds fun ????"
YoshuaTerror
We'll leave the watering can on the back porch.
Darohan
"would've made a nice addition to my costume, but I didn't want to spend that much" oh geez.
RadicalRaizex
"I'm sitting in a booth in the back."
amorgan1
Hey Buddy, how was Vegas?
WaywardJester
I mean... I don't not want to do that.
IGotLostNEndedUpHere
Hopefully it's nothing serious
WhyAreAllTheNamesTaken2
Safe bet would be after lunch.
SNASH72
No. I'm having a rough day.
RabbiRothschildren
Hope your day gets better
BenjimanStickyLiquid
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
"Amazing!!!!! Congrats! Are they finally going to pay you?"
JasonWaterfaIIs
"Knock knock"
Cocacoladinosaur
"You'd be more than welcome at my place." :.D
Turkeltonthe2nd
What's the password?
NotQuiteAMopNotQuiteAPuppet
"I'm not a believer but that feels pretty blasphemous"
TearingMeApartLisa
"just leaving now"
akaHighway
"Maybe it was because I repeated myself like ten fucking times, Joseph!"
didyoutryturningitoffandturningitbackon
"Nothing tonight, just this funeral shit all afternoon. What about you?"
textrixx
"it could just be arthritis"
RavantShearhart
"It's your own faaaaault. <3"
xXOdessaXx
Can't talk now. They're here for Dorian. (cat had to go to vet last night)
bbecks
"My day has been good. Slobber free, though"
spaerkles
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE DOGGY!?
bbecks
Hahaha it was actually in response to someone who works at a Service Dog training company and got slobbered on
dbald55
Daaaaaaamn! They was bobbin' when they shoulda been weavin'!
msa011
"So um more pics pls?"
Teganrose1
I'm by the church, you wouldn't mind?
mastoor
"Having a fire tonight, you around?"
VladTheInhaler1
"Happy birthday dude!"
CyborgScribe
"I'm hearing a lot about Kim, Ashley, Camden, and Sierra and I gotta say they sound really white."
wolfenstien98
Happy Tau day!
erickwhite9
"Do you guys have garden shears"
DustyistheMuffin
"Nighty night snookems"
3DepressedFoxesInATrenchCoat
"No it's gross and the people behind will see the grossness." I wish I could make that up.
spaerkles
Out of curiosity, what was gross?
MySpiffyUsername
I laughed a good few seconds because mine was, "Why does your sister need a gun?"
AstartesLibrarius
Mine was "Do we need one bottle or two?"
illenshen
Brownies bitches!
alittletime
"Haha good"
alurkertryinghisbest
"so I was just sucking and sucking away, then I turned the lights on"
scnottaken
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ShawnSnax
"We'll finally get to go swimming!"
BigMutts
Today was fine
Kate0808
"No. Like $500,000.00"
JustHereToPostPicturesOfMyDog
"I miss you already"
flippywizgig
"It's hard for me to concentrate while I'm being pummeled"
RampagingBanana
"Oh damn apparently my mom's cousin and his girlfriend are having their baby tomorrow"
VapingRobot
" wish I had the day off."
TheShadowsAreWatching
Mine was. "Please forgive me for I have sinned."
kowishto
"At least you might get the deposit back"
CilantroGirl
"No. Protocol is unloading a clip into their head."
snarebears
"I'll be home soon"
Fwatair
"I feel like an asshole but I also feel like I shouldn't have to want babies to be a part of the family" I am gd crying
SantaClaws
The episode is called, "I have no regrets"
medic19
Got them!
zeskorion
"have you ever played the binding of isaac?"
LegionofMartyrs
"O, I didn't realize you were leaving so early."
elkillerduck
Wing Wednesday?
PoleLineHooligan
"See you soon you native fuck"
pantsforcats
"my day's going pretty well. You?"
TheElusiveEnchilada
"I have regret."
Polaristars
*regert
DeltaDin
"Oh yeah."
pwnz805
"We can't sleep"
Sawdustbunny
No, I didn't [perform fellatio] for gas money.
OmegaMudkipz
"Missed the r in the middle there"
whatwouldbuffydo
I'm ok. Being tested for a concussion.
BareyGusey
That sounds heavenly
Abomb2933andstuff
"Carmmunism"
pedahbreads
Ryan im getting you cigs b right back
Mrchazzymoto
"Like he's never fucked up."
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
"5" [replying to an AT&T survey bot in hopes that it would shut the fuck up once I answered its questions]
Softcreamybeige
"Dad said to do this"
CrazyyDogPerson
Just talked to the doctor moms surgery went well
OutOfScope
Unplug the router and plug it back in. Looks like it went down.
AnActualAustralian
"Did they find the leak problem?"
TheyDoneKilledOlRando
It's fine. I'm fine.
ilovefunsocks
"Come on Scott, get it together"
Showmeyourotters
This is funnier when you read it in a very literal sense. My first thought was yelling at Scott for exploding on everything. AGAIN.
5thVecino
You guys able to hang out for a bit Thursday evening 7-9ish?
Riul
"I wanna fell asleep feeling your skin against mine"
whathefak
"Brb"
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
Cmon I just pulled the steaks off the grill
Vyrro
Arby's horseradish tastes funny
whoinvitedthem
"I feel like I'll be a hanging bear sausage"
firelightcat
"SAO abridged exists." (Sword Art Online)
MoxnesMonster6
Milk is too expensive
Quarantane
"I wonder if anyone listened"
thelittletrainthatcanteven
"So pretty."
Hostess2304
"Any luck?"
BlackTemplarM8Inday
"Wake up"
brokenfemur
Yeah man that would be fun!!!!
meddlesomeDic
are you sure you understand the definition of "compromise"?
NavySealM8
"I dared not look back"
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
"Where are you?"
thatoneSauce
"when was his birthday again?
TheStealthHippopotamus
I'll see Will at 2:30
UABMills
"Did someone say stale meme?!"
BannedAdviceForLife
Sure
Smugglecats
"I was like this is what my life is turning into because it's true lol" My last message to go with this
NoticeblyFrightened
"Frago I guess"
GrouchyOscar
"Dope. Super busy then hahaha."
MrKoops
no fun >:I "Btw, how where are you going to be in llinois? I think it's important you try and see the total eclipse on Monday, august 21st."
AmericanDevil08
Sorry I had caps lock on
thetallfreak
Yeah, we're definitely talking when you get home from work
imolegregg
"That's all I'm saying"
Dinnerbird
I definitely need to bring more entertainment with me.
McPleeben
"Still planning on doing more cleanup after I goto the store"
superanth
"What I had was...complicated. And strictly non-communicable."
Herobrian
"No problemo"
kingofblueoranges
"This is awkward"
JangleWank
Goodnight my love x
NashvilleNative
Babe, it's going to take a LOT to tarnish your image in my mind, like raping a toddler level stuff.
Albertiarp
"Sorry if Im being a nuisance"
lmgurUserName
"Well try enjoy your boring day, I will be behind you with a cattle prod, lol good night lol"
tanomil
"I might be a bit late"
ReferenceCheck
"Took them a second, but they laughed."
FaxCelestis
"Doing what I do now."
Noiro9
Fantastic ????
Lolaland
"they'll be gone"
shyp
Get better then! (co-worker got sick today)
Manbob456
Your email is going to piss her off, but I'll deal.
deathcharge8
"Oh yeah and i heard that you can get a discount to universal studios using my orders from ssgt rodriguez"
llamamushroom
"But we already knew that"
BucketsOfBearBait
"Make me feel better."
PlesleronTepryos
literally just "idfk"
ShadowNukePie
I haven't eaten yet.
TwoHorndUnicorn
"I missed her"
Aibell125
Good. Mama needs it
JimTheZombie
Mine is "we need more versions of master peace."
FoxlovesCookies
Call me when you're out of the office.
LadyAz
"I just rolled over to snuggle the kitty" D:
CacklingMantis
"Burrrrrn"
Rekthobo
"Wait shit I didn't mean to send that"
ColRhys
'Yes Boss'
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
Cause it doesn't affect me, so I don't need to know?
Acehigh8383
"Better now?"
chefryank
Yeah. So im in a crash course for all the systems i need to know in two weeks
drusillajovi
"lol perfect "
eagleandy93
'Ok'
NotSoTinyT
"Yes!!! Baby yess!!! I like that"
AConvenientSwarmofBees
"Flo is out of food."
MOTHERFUCKINGBERNIESANDERS
"But she seems nice enough."
Sarethas
"The cat spread his latest gift around some."
Meleemailman
Count me in!
Thatoneguywhogot18kdownvotesin24hr
"Huh interesting"
KoalaManDamn
"It's non whitening ya know"- telling my dad what toothpaste I need
JumboJimbobChills
"I'm waiting on the price from head office x"
MrSleepyguy
"Leeeeeeel" idk, kinda psychotic?
eachoe
Go through the garage and be as quiet as possible when you're near the house
PrincesssButtercup
"That room looks really nice" no joke
Gilllt
"There's nothing wrong"
SPECTREagent
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
iheartpuffins
":) yeah it's been a while. I've been bogged down in work last few months. We are making some changes and changes mean more work for me. "
SmoothberryBluethie
"Sounds good. Thank you." I'm disappointed mine isn't as fitting as others.
Evilbeavers
"I didn't get the job"
kindofaprick
Don't give up.
landcfan
:( that's rough
TAMUhowdy82
"Yay for us"
MisterOp
"yes"
AstroVelociraptor
"I should've just went home after work."
puppygif
Maybe we can test it.
Kidsplayingwithawoodenduck
I´ve been looking for some really interesting stuff.
synysterlove
"Don't forget you still owe me $30"
clofart
"TWO DICKS IN MY ASS NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY," Not even joking.
GloriousWalrus
"Yeah she asked if I was still dating Bethany"
IsuckAsthis
"The cat didn't like her sponge bath"
Rickster23
Are you at grandma's
lm29dumasfan
Haha where's your brain at today?
McLovinMuffin
Holy shit
lm29dumasfan
Your username is appropriate
BettieBlank
"Which neighbors?"
LordIndica
Lol, "wait...WHICH neighbors? The ones on the left were the loud ones right? ...uh oh"
LasagneIsMyOneTrueLove
I am gonna miss her antics!
nuggsthefinalgirl
Just wanted to remind you that I love you.
spaerkles
Ah the things we do for love!
YourenotCheddar
Maddy's party was really fun, actually.
restos
"Inv me and we'll see if it'll let me out"
Sneckz
It's watermelon
WeirdOnions
"xD oh good"
JustTheRegularBytch
"I think you hate your workplace too much"
DaleDobek
K
kindofaprick
Same.
bortlp
Me too
CowsAreAliens
I hate one letter or word texts. Damn you!
DaleDobek
K
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
Mine was, "I think that would look much more professional."
heislegend
"In my work shirt?"
zombiemurder107
"Too much?"
GmRPimages
"I'm gonna run a few minutes late. The manager is keeping me behind to 'check my work'."
Zelkon527
"Oh."
25schmeckles
Michael really has to poop
Primaltiguere
To my wife: "sooo.. come home"
PurpleHedgehogs
"But it got really weird at the end"
TwoBitFortuneTeller
"Am bathing"
RTTJeep
Cheap Chicago ideas
Trapphus
"It went well, I had alot to do so time flew past"
justfineithink
Oh perfect! Perfect perfect!
Jesusinacave
"He seems to like balls a lot"
Op19
Seems too perfect. "Sorry I just realized your show is on tonight, how is he?"
MasterOfTheCats
"0A"
LovelyLadyLumps
All over the gazebo
rrasho24
Hey brother, you stopping over to finish that today?
StalinForTime
hey, Its me, still alive.
ariafiresong
"Also closing tonight"
CKnowles
"Easier done than said"
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
"Buy a plot of land in the middle of nowhere"
13DimensionsOfSpace
There's a man with a saxophone!
20Spades
"Sounds like a good time in literally any other context"
DamageAxis
"We'll find out in a month, she might like the screaming and hitting."
Llording
That one sounds strange even w/o the bloof. Who's hitting who, now?
DamageAxis
My kids starting Karate in a month and she's kind of aggressive normally. Shes 3 and her nickname is Dozer. Not much stops her.
Showmeyourotters
I have questions.
DamageAxis
3 year old starts Karate in a month her nicknames Dozer because not much stops her.
Showmeyourotters
Thanks that answers all of them lol. Hope that goes well for your family!
DamageAxis
Thanks. I question training her how to fight but maybe it'll calm her down. May all your adventures be fun and exciting.
mybrothermadethisimatwat
Can so.
Raileks
You're late. I needed that yesterday but we'll see what happens.
MyNameIsSean
"You awake?"
readthebio
"no"
ydwyrd
"Where all the dialogue is written as though everyone is Scottish."
ShiftyToaster
... "did you get the memes I sent you"
Werewolflovr
I need your help I can't figure out FAFSA
IMostlyPostPicturesofDogs
"Nothing, I'm at Petco walking around. Just looking"
whenyourescrewinotherwomenthinkofme
I'm home!
we3ze
"Now that's a picture"
AquaShade
"Sorry I didn't see your last message"
jwan
Aww!
RPhilbin83
" :( "
Steeliejunkie
Yeah, we are ok. Just watching tv now
Hornet65
"not sure if it's in the house somewhere" I'd say that fits pretty well.
BenjimanStickyLiquid
"Oh wow, thats awhile" my mom had to have surgery and has stents in her nose for the next 9 days :(
littlebirdiesdirtyfeet
We have pumpkin spice cookies for months.
JuuzouSuzyua
How do you expect me to do that, Woman
greminator
"Ok!! I'll get some good stuff"
Dtrayn
"You working a full day today?"
ImmortalTimothy
"No, in Bartow"
DungeonMaster69
"You found it, you clean it"
omega315
Best one yet
spaerkles
I legit laughed out loud at this XD
aodhfin
"BOOOM"
Nobes28
"Oh! That happened last week!"
PoorDecisionMakingSkills
"because I'm a thinker."
theinsatiablepickle
"I am appreciate."
HalfwaytoBatman
"Bed"
Suckie72
Understandable. I will say that after some attitude in the beginning, Mason actually stepped up a lot during NTC.
PizzaSlutForever
"Have you eaten yet"
CategorizedPull
"Are you going to Mormor's thing on Sunday?" (Mormor= grandma)
0nceInABlueMoon
"lol I did it"
O11i3
"Super"
Eaglemk4
"Owners gave me food"
StephanieCruthirds
I laughed at this one. Mine was, "She was"....
zanzaboonda
Oh, just saw yours. Lol Hmm... I wonder what it could be.
JimGordan
"Yes that is it"
Greenh2
"You mind if I pack up my stuff for when you get me?"
MrBassoonBro
"Finally managed to get myself home"
MoreMajorSins
"I'm a little uncomfortable about it but I did it" Holy shit, that couldn't have been better!
lysbertus
"Wanne grab lunch?"
ToeThumbs
"Have at it!"
aninvisiblemaniac
"aw thats nice, she's so sweet!"
freezepopsaregood
"so if we broke up would you still be down to fuck"
crazybirdperson
I need you
FudgingFutterNutter
I don't even know if it IS happening
NovaLokahi
"I'm gonna wait til the chow hall opens at 1630 before dipping your way"
swaggybat
No worries
ChucklePuss
It's about to storm. HARD!
ragerescue
"Dont worry Dresden is taking care of me" (my cat, I'm sick in bed)
mwtkns
As in Harry Dresden of the Dresden Files?
ragerescue
Yep! Second cat named Murphy :)
mwtkns
That is the most amazing thing I have ever heard and you are amazing
FriskyDing0
"Sure - what did you have in mind?"
LordHentai
"There's an actual Witcher school in Poland."
AtoleDrinker
"I miss you" lol
BunnyKing95
"Anything else for today?"
PinkyandtheBane
"I'm not up to anything"
phantomdreamer
"Lol ok"
SgtKnux
"When do you go?? I have the car, I'll leave soon."
BuffyFan1900
Awesome! I’ll be there for a mani pedi tomorrow!""
CarpeVinum
"OK, see you soon"
mop36
Aw that's great news
Creamypints5000
Dear Christ almighty I better get an Oscar for the performance tomorrow and Friday early rise bai
Iloveweed13
This fucking cat
PersonWithAPaintbrush
"K"
wisconesota
"Almost done??"
Ayyylmeow
"I got no help"
YourWaifuIsTrash
"I don't have any particular time constraints tomorrow"
VoidGearArie
"Im here now, right?"
DudeManBob
P0303 - Misfire cylinder 3
BeagleOfDoom
"Too late"
cntdn
"I think you forgot to pay BT again"
DeathbyGoogleSlides
"She just started eating, so it may take some time."
UmbraDomini
"That works. Thank you."
McLovinMuffin
"Okay, it's awesome"
unfocusedmoss
I will see what I can do.
pleasesendcows
"GAYLE WATERS WATERS"
trenityv
I got an amazon package today please bring it inside when you get home plz
ThisIsTheHardestPartOfAnRPG
They're here.
brosephhasenguy
Im so excited for wings
idontlikecricket
Sarah's really going all out with her anti abortion stance
analbinosquirrel
"WHERE YE AT"
Alwayskneph
mobil 1 0w 40 european formula
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
"It was fun!"
grapeflavoredpotato
Are y'all not coming?
ff177
Ok, see you later I guess
UnfortunateSon
"Look, it won't bother you any more."
kijiojia
"We are starting around 5ish"
bsilly00
Im eating.
Faultlines
"Fine but I took extra pills"
w00t1
Everything I'm reading says it's a trial and error process
TheSpaceButterfly
"Still can't find it."
SaguaroSun
"I am tired of going to the bathroom."
IFavouriteEveryPostISee
"I think the bird is gone."
mattbry
I'm going to the doctor in a few days, so I'll find out then. But I'm feeling pretty good.
ImAShittyTransAm
'Yeah, for a bit.'
HelpImInABox
"Hell of a time for no wifi" lol
RunningInCirclesNeverFeltSoGood
"It wasn't too bad"
CyranoDeBurlapSack
"Could just ask the girls."
AlwaysAMess
"Dinner works for me"
Givemeabreak432
"Watching Hero Academia, then gonna play Arms" - I don't think mine quite works...
mboneal3000
"Yes"
TheAdventuresofStealy
Mine was literally just my address.
CrazyDave678
"Watch the shutout I mean shootout" (referring to Bravos amazing performance today
LewdBone
"I will"
Waitihavesomething4this
"Lol pinkeye"
sw77
"Where'd you go?"
RoyaleWithCheeez
WOOF
CheerfulCynic
"im literally too full to be assed to take a proper picture rip"
BaronVonZorcula
LOL, yum.
ShannonTheSnakeLady
"Ivo doesn't like Vietnamese food"
xfumo
Ivo should not be trusted.
ShannonTheSnakeLady
We're pretty sure he's the evil character someone accidentally let into the party.
Huggitt17
I don't think we have a stroller.
Ewanator
"Words"
Ewanator
https://imgur.com/MCfb8Lv.png you think I'm kidding?
TheScarfyDoctor
"Yeah, about 5-ish."
TheNonInsestuousJaime
"I heard there's going to be pizza from costco, if so i'am there"
BurgerAndCries
Satanism is a gentle religion
youhavemail
"then when I tried to.comtinue to talk to her she got mad at me"
mugglemoron
"Yay!"
JarlPastrami
"*or"
Etkr
Nice so hookers and cocaine on you?
bradyb99
"Sounds pretty Brazilian."
capitalsm
"It scares me to know others have similar abilities"
turalyawn
"I'll pick it up later to maximize your nap time"
PiGiSpi
"lmao"
ughhSoLazy
iced caramel machiatto?
themightyfloof
'Certainly makes more sense'