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Mar 13, 2017 2:09 PM
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TomVeilTomVeil
The last thing he ever heard was the cat whisper, "PC Master Race."
AQueensHeart
Just way too much excitement for the cat to handle
ultradongle
It is sooooo much better with sound, he does this little "gayak ACK!" noise as he gets taken down. The aftermath pic is brutal too.
SKELETONMAAAN
Where can I find said aftermath pic?
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SKELETONMAAAN
Holy fuck that ear. Fucking cats, man.
BaconOctopus
Calm yout tits, cat probably.
Onceanimrodalwaysanimrod1
My money is always on the cat.
CloakerJosh
I laugh every time I see this gif, poor bastard. I made a version that tracks the cover of the box so you can put anything on it.
Cereaza
RKO out of nowhere
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
NINTENDO SIXTY FOUUUUUUURR!!!-kid grown up
sirpoopsies
Ringalingading
I saw the aftermath. That cat damn near chewed his ear lobe off
Bandignomette
I don't know, that guy is kind of flailing around like a fish flopping on the ground...Probably just triggered a primal urge to kill & eat.
Chalybos
Epic takedown.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
He is, uh, super fucking excited.
stormtrooper412
"Calm the fuck down human" - cat, probably
DiscoSockPuppets
This was in the news months ago, the cat seriously hurt this guy. I believe he needed stitches for his ear. Cat was known for being violent.
transientarchitect
We put dogs down for his stuff but for some reason cats get a pass. I would kick that cat across the room so hard. Fuck that.
DukePhelan
Sometimes drowning the cat is the right thing to do.
2fligh2high
Than don't push the pussy!
AeroEngineer
No, that is when you do push it... off a bridge.
hellsummon
he scared the shit out of him in the beginning. cats are like people...they're assholes
DiscoSockPuppets
Actually no, the cats body language did not show fear and he also returned to his victim to attack him-that's not what normal cats do
hellsummon
If you only utilized your analytical skill sets in more important situations other than prolonging pointless talk on imgur... own a cat
inferno34
Love the primal instinct to go to jugular
Athenawins
Cat got license to kill
FiddleParadiddleTwiddle
XgoldendawnX
I think the car thought he'd gone mad and attacked to save the rest of the family. Or the cat hates him. Who knows?
notme222
Or it's Tuesday.
AwesomeName
The cat probably mistook the sound of ripping gift wrap as hissing.
transientarchitect
Cats can tell the difference between a box and another cat. I hope you're trolling.
SupermansSteel
Cat said "Bitch chill the fuck out"
sd2016
"Calm your ass down, Doug! You're annoying as fuck." -- Cat, probably
bananaLord524
slykip
Obviously the cat thought he had to be put down from that intense giving seizure he just had
FeeltheFX
This guys reaction to this present is a little disturbing.
DaddyPlzStop
That's what I thought.. Him acting like a crazed child had to entice the cat in some fashion
feeltheice
Its a joke video... that turned to this.
ImInLoveWithAtLeastThreeGirls
Oh, good to know! It's kinda funnier now, though, I felt bad for laughing at this.
baliverne
I trained my cat to fight me when I was a kid. Epic fights ensued for years. I regret nothing.
Dougal15
darkhazard
I've always done the same, also taught him to keep his claws in. We can wrestle hard and I only get a tiny scratch if his nails are too long
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Is your cat called Kato?
bigdickdalrymple
Best part of those movies by far was that he hired Kato to attack him every time he came home to keep him on his toes. Love Peter Sellers
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
NOT NOW KATO!
northcarolinaisbeststate
That's how my cat like to play. After like 15 minutes he's all "I love you"
PoppinLochNessHopster
I had a bluenose pitbull as a youngster and he knew when I put my head low it was time for sumo. Dog would run and charge me, heh.
ChewbaccasCousin
My border collie does this too but it's more headbutt fighting and pushing roughly, and she tries to knaw on my ears
MonsterUltra
Thats not playing. She's a work dog, she's actually trying to herd you.
MyUnoriginalNameWasTaken
Not this dog pseudo psychology bull again. Herding dogs still play. Headbutting isn't herding. She wasn't running around him barking.
FoxySpirit
How scratched are you?
baliverne
I used to protect my hands with old clothes so it was not so bad. My brother got his arm all bloody with open scratches once, though.
IRuinTheWorld
Is your name Coop Burtonburger by chance?
mastervexer
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Matteocray
Its things like this that remind me that cats are spontaneous dicks and i shouldnt get a pet tiger because a dick moment like this will kill
DJhiggySmalls
Ezekiel seems to be doing alright so far. I say go for it.
HsuDoNihm
On the plus side, though, "death and dismemberment" is a big payout for your loved ones! :D
Imissmycats
Hello from the future: I don't think insurance companies give that tipe of coverage to someone with a pet tiger
HsuDoNihm
Not for the owner, no, but probably for visitors. Naturally this means you give the tiger as a "gift" to someone you dislike, then visit.
cyno01
Exactly, little cats are no less willing to horribly murder us than big cats, just less able.
ChampionCynthia
It wasn't spontaneous though. What happens when you startle an animal? It gets unpredictable. Even dogs can bite when startled.
Lumerie
Yes. People also rub their cat's bellies like they would a dog's, and then say that cats are evil because they attack (defend themselves) 1.
ChampionCynthia
Yes. Key to petting cats is letting them get acustomed to you and make them trust you. The belly is a very delicate part of the body 1/2
ChampionCynthia
easy to inflict harm, so trust is the key.
kollette88
http://media.comicbook.com/2016/07/shiva-191693.jpg
amyrose
"I think I just pissed myself."
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
The cat is clearly an Xbox fanboy. Fancat.
scnottaken
Cats do love boxes.
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
He wanted to use the PS4 as a new box, after he has emptied it of its insides. But first, the human.
HsuDoNihm
Cat is master race, despises peasants.
DoloresAbernathy
Mad Catz
FergaliciousPotato
Nah, the cat loves PC.
Chinwekewa
Poor guy has no games to play. I bet he was looking forward to scale bound.
Refmylife
Is the guy retarded?
JamieSmyth
RIP Scalebound
arewevenom
The original poster had the after math it was fucked I wish I could find it.
PhatDaddy90
I saw the aftermath too. Was fucking savaged! If I remember, it was like Freddy Krueger had sharpened his claws on the back of the guys head
proletariatblues
Some of the damage:
bugeyetex
OuchMouse
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/overexcited-grown-man-attacked-cat-9513724 Sorry about the source but it has the pictures
CGriffo124
What's wrong with the Mirror?
ipumpyourdad
Are you looking at it correctly ?
proletariatblues
Holy shit that ear flap is gnarly
Prealan
This is why you should not act like a fucking idiot around animals, scared cat might defend itself
hollllllandia
Defend itself from what? The dude is just opening a present. Not throwing hands at it.
OnyZ
Good thing you aren't near any animals right now I guess :)
Prealan
I am, and don't scare your animals!
Prealan
I get downvoted to hell because I tell people to not scream and yell around animals? Wtf is wrong with you people?
Belatorius
Everyone on Imgur is an expert in all fields. Duh
Lumerie
I think it's got to do with the way you said it. Noticed other comments stating the same thing just you know nicer and upvotes ensued. My2ยข
JamieSmyth
What if that was a child screaming who got savaged by a cat?
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Vatatheo
And this is why dogs are better.
Robogenesis
http://imgur.com/5Qwt8Bk
GrassAssassin
Holy shit, fuck that cat.
muaddweeb
SneakEFoxxe
You are the real MVP.
omfgjess
That ear is gonna need some stitches!
forgetthisnoise
Idk if it was accurate but when I was attacked by a cat at 4 years old they er Dr didn't put in stitches cause of a greatly increased risk 1
forgetthisnoise
Of infection on most the wounds. They did have to staple my left ear back on though
arewevenom
How long did that take you
whyisitalwaystaken
Not long, one of my 'best' comments in that post.
arewevenom
Oh nice that's Handy.