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This is how crabs eat
Jan 28, 2017 9:56 PM
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Treckert
You could watch this post 30 years later and still says 31 years old , does this makes you immortal?
downvoteacct
Well that makes it 56 years for me. . . cross that off my bucket list.
VagabondEngineer
Well, until today, I have never seen a crab eating a cherry...
MySoulHurts
Holy shit I thought it was an apple!
dude1990
Now it is just a 34 year slide downhill.
nonamejanie
Oh my god how adorable.
KahunaKB
And then into the pot of boiling water !
therealad0lfhitler
ilikefatfannys
It's a new way to season your shellfish before boiling. From the inside.
cmehle
Your mom's cherry has crabs.
MassiveClusterFuck
I'm finding it more odd that its being fed fruit
circlebreaker
TIL that crustaceans like fruit. Neat-o.
thjoth
They eat basically anything.
DrSurge
I guess inmates of every species deserve a last meal before the chai- Pot.
liseh
Seems really inefficient
Kauaikine8823
Is the crab your pet ? What's his or he name ?
MukieK
I think it might be "Dinner"
DragonsinGeldern
May I recommend r/crabseatingthings ?
AppleFoster
Bless your soul
l0serish
Omg yes
goflyblind
dad-a-chum?
CipherJack
Careful you don't lose any fingers there, sai.
PureTech
Dad-a-chick.
bobnot
Everytime there's a crab I go posting this but search first. Always it is there.
bobnot
Now I wanna listen to the Dark Tower series.
NotLegalAdvice1
I wonder if that's the first crab to ever eat a cherry...
FlowersByIrene
When cherries and red they're ready for plucking, when girls are sixteen they're ready for
CheapScientist
That's it, eat up you delicious bastard!
tomaslosada
Thanks to you i've only gone 21 years without seeing a crab eat
customcartoons
Yikes. 42 years here!
TheConfusedShellBullet
And I've gone 23 years
ilovecosmetics
Franchise707
Little bastard has better manners than me
SilentObserver01
Are you joking? Look at his face. He's COATED in cherry juice, the messy bastard!
Franchise707
Exactly
DoublevBomb
Be thankful if your crab's appetite is so easily placated:
bernlack
CRAAAAB BAAAATTLLLLLE
DoublevBomb
There will a food ration at the end of this, but it won't be coming from our pincered friend.
darthdre758
He eats like real people!
bread1
crab people, crab people, walk like crab, talk like people.
monkeyflavor
Very dainty!
soultarr
You should watch planet earth
sexstarvedhousewife
its been 8 years and my husband hasn't tongue punched my brown starfish
KStudios
We're opposites. Mine does but it makes me insecure and my skin crawl. Also eight years of marriage. :P
therealad0lfhitler
You make me feel so sensual.
murks
Clever, marinating him from within!
Raithlyn
But that just ends up in the crab butter which is probably now where I would want cherry flavouring.
peepsmcgeeandthefilthy
First post to make me laugh today! +1
Krypet004
it's exactly why wild meat tastes better than farm meat, berries & shrub instead of dry hay.
catsrtasty
Have you ever eaten a wild animal? Some are good but some taste gamey AF
Krypet004
ofcourse, there is variety, as is to be expected with an unpredictable life and diet.
Alastor3
im favorating this post just for you comment alone
Mechlai
I wonder... if you raised crabs to only eat a specific type of food, would they gain it's flavour?
Insomnia297
Like force feeding a duck and drowning it in wine. Or whatever the fuck it is they do.
Crabsforeveryone
Crabs!
ImNotOriginalEnoughForAUsername
That's a giant cherry.
WorajaiPakdee1970
Or a very small crab.
jwigz
Or a tiny crab
northwestroots
He's gonna shit like crazy with all that fiber.
chapitaine
Mini crab
Yinyang107
Is it the kind that falls up?
MarkItZero000
Be a shame if it got, popped!!
ImNotOriginalEnoughForAUsername
Nope it would be a good thing.
wowbaggertheinfinate
Think thats just a thumb not a whole hand. Well im sure the thumbs attached to a hand but its not in frame
drowninginthesouth
Or just a tiny crab.
Tamaska
Or a long stemmed apple
SnapKylePop
Or a medium sized both.
SkydivingScubaDiver
Look sort of like a Halloween Crab. Common little crab pets. Only get about quarter/half dollar size.
SirHappi
Or both.
ImNotOriginalEnoughForAUsername
Nope giant cherry
tornadosandwich
Or a crabapple
dogsarecooltoo
I had tiny crabs once! Though, I don't think it was the same as this...
FloresDelCaribe
Judging by the person's figers force perspective
TheTearyOnion
What if he has giant hands?
derpipotimous
If only it was eating a banana so we could know the size for sure
Lyeiir
Perhaps to provide a sense of scale...
derpipotimous
Yes, that would be helpful
Andilee
It's a Thai devil crab it looks like and they're small.
tornadosandwich
I thought it was a crabapple
Cthulhuchooseyou
You. I like you.
Momomo08
MrRauchPotato
We need a banana for scale
FirstWeGame
I'm so confused without a banana!
frankbarista
Oh shit the thumbnail lead me to believe that its an apple lol
asdfertjryjre
A... Crabapple?
frankbarista
Hahahah i appreciated you
BitchinBotanist
He's pretty cute for a frustration
Dannyk604
Just a little.. crabby.
ButterflyHeimlich
Explosion... Err, I mean, erosion!
iambenderpleaseinsertgirder
Lol. Spent a lot of time trying to figure that one out.
Tychodin
zoom in the mouth and it's a den of horrors.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Lol, you spelled that wrong. Think you werr going for fucking crab.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Crabby crab = frustration crustacean
chocolatecatwizard
Bus station*
obscurehistoricalref
*Dalmation
ToiletFairy
*carnation
SeeMyVests
*tarnation
Mtchllwng
Declination
BitchinBotanist
Lol crustatian
ScicleX
Don't fix it, it's better this way.
PoppaBigBear
No, you had it right the first time.
RepostSadistic
I thought a crustacean is someone who doesn't cut and discard the edges of a slice of bread.
simplenoodle
They know what they said
LurkurNoLongur
Frustration crustacean
Paleodude2
Still messed up, it's crustacean
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
Well they are a botanist, not a zoologist
whoopsywoo
Its a mudcrab
Ety43
Headcrab?
tisaconundrum
A mudkip?
Nate3
I am the Jarl's thane damn you
Baronduki
Well this is crustating
AntiWormMeasures
I'm pretty sure it was all a setup for that pun
rightvote
We've come full circle.
Rapturr
It's more oval shaped.
Immutablespellingderp
"I peench? I peench." - crab
MarkItZero000
Probably...
bereafireman
Maybe little peench?
TehBOOM
Of all the car commercials ever - this is the only one that has stayed with me. Well, actually the whole series of them.
JayEnfield
Yes, I like to peench.
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
leetle peench
UH60Mechanic
leetle peench.
rjthetank99
I've got some butter and tongs in the back here
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
No peench. No peench.
scumbagschwiftler
"peeeeench. neeble, neeble. peeeeeeeench. neeble... "
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
Why is this cute
cheesefreak123
"I peencha da whateverdafuckdatis"
mercashorl
Hahaha fantastic stuff. First comment that's made me laugh out loud in a long time!
Frederf
https://media.giphy.com/media/3orifdZEXHKyi8TQd2/giphy.gif
Brosius
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AMexicanStandOff
Yes.
Magsnificent
No peenchy da cherry!
AwwGeeRick
https://youtu.be/yrdJOdn9XzM
Brosius
@HingOfTheKill
HingOfTheKill
Brosius
And I had it on my knockoff ipod
veryhungrycaterpillar
That's still one of my favourite commercials.
mastercontributhor
THIS IS A REAL COMMERCIAL?!
veryhungrycaterpillar
Yes! It's like 10 years old. I remember it being on TV. There were a couple of different ones.
mastercontributhor
Well if you or @AwwGeeRick have the links I could...I could really use 'em.