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Jul 2, 2017 7:52 PM
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Cashmeoutsidehowboutdat
Dad looks like a snack and a fun time
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Either it's cold out or he's wearing underwear.
squidrog
To be fair shes inside...
TheCanadianQuinn
She could be wearing a really long shirt and shorts
01DragonLord01
your t-shirt colour would look better on her....but yhea some shorts under the t-shirt is sensable, bar seats are always dirty as hell
yoger6
She looks spooky without the nose.
antheacraven3
You sound spooky with shit for brains
magicmikes
He doesn't skip leg day.
deadpoolsdong
Poor girl must have tripped and cut her knee.........wait
SmokinDrinkinHikin
His legs are made for kilt!
SaraFourImgur
Dude has nice legs
jbilly90
Yo the dad has some nice legs
Immagummybear
Why has no one taught her when you do a dramatic lip with a dramatic eye, it washes out your whole face? Dad wins this round.
RoseFaery
Right? Pick one. But these days 'over photoshopped' is the basic style.
Begotten
What are dramatic lip and eye?
Immagummybear
If you do a lot of eye makeup with color (even black) you want to go neutral or light tone lip color and vice versa.
PuppyDontCare
I thought it was simply too much foundation
TheOneandTheOnlyStimpyCat
Well posing in front of the toilet isn't the best look either.
ElGranHambino
I bet his daughter has taken many a penis.
crasybeetle1
I would bang your daughter. I mean that in the nicest way possible.
txmount
Tell you what, you take her and I'll keep him 'busy'.
KillingTheJoke3
She's on FB... kind of a hoe but on the other side of things, she did lose a younger brother
antheacraven3
She's not a hoe. And how dare u mention her brother? What's that got to do with anything. Are you on fb? Yeah fake , troll profile I expect
KillingTheJoke3
Yeah, how dare I comment on a person who is the public topic of a post
antheacraven3
The post is about the clothing. The post is light hearted and in jest. What you did was a low down dirty blow.
KillingTheJoke3
Jesus Christ, get off your high horse. You're the only one here not making light of things
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gifsaregifsnotgifs
no pants = best pants
Kimanous
Said the T-shirt of a kilt wearer
Bigmanjevnikar
Those quads
reaper8891
forgot to lift the shoulder to show some scrote for scarring effect. haha
LazyJones1
I can easily forgive the girl for wearing just a T-shirt. (Really...) - But taking a photo of the toilet? With the lid open, no less? Euch.
TheLastSpaceman
That img is screaming "hoe"...poor dad
ShinksAvoHazaar
Ya wee bam!
EricFromAccounts
Scottish Twitter at its finest
Ru4reel
But why are 2 Scots drinking a cheap drink distilled from Potatoes!?
RikSharp
Actually, Smirnoff is grain based. so Corn. not Potato
Ru4reel
You are correct - just confirmed on google. Still a true Scot should be holding a nice bottle of malt and not this windscreen wash.
RikSharp
Agreed
SteadyMushroom
We will drink anything
zadian
What's a bam? My friend is curious
forgetthisaccountlol
Scottish slang for an idiot, basically.
Scotia
I'd say it's a shortened term for "Bampot" Someone who doesn't care much about their behaviour or social responsibility. Ya fukn bam.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Username checks out.
nonickname23
I really thought that was Bill Clinton for a good ten seconds.
StatiQus
Good god, I can't unsee it now. Thanks a ton.
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
Yup
Blustr
Toilet glamor
NotWittyEnough
I scrolled way down to find this. I was like, really? No one is gonna mention the toilet?
gtg888h
The *open* toilet at that!
iamdeeplyperverted
Mmm daddy
PenileErection
Yes? (Please make me regret this reply)
iamdeeplyperverted
bOcEpHuSSS
Username checks out.
iamdeeplyperverted
DoublevBomb
ASlowKiss
You're a guy, aren't you?
iamdeeplyperverted
And?
ASlowKiss
Just an educated guess. I get more "Mmm Daddy" comments from young men than I do you from young women.
DoublevBomb
DuckStampede
I'm most upset he hasn't taught her about good vodka
HumfreeBugart
There's no such thing as "deluxe" vodka. Takes 2 weeks to make and makes companies huge profits compared to whisky etc
sogermanithurts
Finlandia or Absolut is nice.. on the other hand you don't get that for 0,99$ a bottle at a gas station
HumfreeBugart
It's the same stuff in a nicer bottle and people who don't know better pay silly prices for it. Just Google it
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
You don't have great vodka options in Scotland
shimmernshine
you'd think they'd have something from sweden or finland at least instead of American-distilled Smirnoff
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Nope. Off licenses have Smirnoff or Glens (shit) or sometimes some polish shit that turns you blind. You need to out effort in to find
HumfreeBugart
Talking crap, you can buy any vodka but most people know it's all shite in a fancy bottle. There's no such thing as deluxe vodka.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Do you work in the industry?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
fancier vodka in Glasgow. Then you're looking at maybe grey goose or some shit.
shimmernshine
No Absolut?
Begotten
How good can potato swill possibly get?
ratfaceddog
Most vodka isn't made from potatoes.
aFadingMemory
Smirnoff sure as shit isn't.
DuckStampede
Better than smirnoff
Begotten
Vodka brand elitism is a thing? Really?
DuckStampede
Yes. Die hard anti Smirnoff my friend
stickemwiththepointyend
I enjoy making fun of my sons pictures he posts on instagram. He regularly deletes my comments, it's awesome.
ohijustcantwaittobeking
You're a hero
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
as a 21yo, tank you
batterupob
That's awesome! Post them I'm sure we will get a good chuckle
kokorobrokoro
How about you make a screenshot before he deletes them and post them here for us?
Tayrann
Papabless
CaptCraazy
Keep doing the lords work.
stickemwiththepointyend
These are the glory days. I suffered the hell of twin toddlers to reap my rewards now that they are teens.
Ziinuka
Used to do the same to my younger sister, the biggest Bieber fan in the world.
BrazilianThunderPanda
My dad and brother have unfriended me on FB b:c I fuck their game with women.
TK421isAFK
My SO did the same for commenting on her Lularoe "friends". TBH, I go on FB about once a month because I find it annoying.
Callhimburger
Your dad's game? Gross.
Nikolai5
He could be single mate.
BrazilianThunderPanda
YEAH.
stickemwiththepointyend
I make fun of this same son and his girlfriend when they post super sappy crap. They're 17, ITS MY JOB.
5712
As a seventeen year old...fight the good fight.
hillariousandoriginal
The hero we deserve
stickemwiththepointyend
I alternate between making fun of them, or weird old aunt level of cringe "Omg you guys are just so cute, I love you so much!"
hillariousandoriginal
Can you be my dad. It would be an honor
Holobit
Who's a good dad?
stickemwiththepointyend
Not me. Their dad is awesome, but Im their mom.
Holobit
Odd.
stickemwiththepointyend
Umm. Sorry?
mykingston
They assumed you were the dad. Ha ha Way to go Mom!!
AnotherVote
*upvotes to 666*
stickemwiththepointyend
AnotherVote
ok nice meeting you! see you there! you first!
stickemwiththepointyend
I'll save you a seat by the air conditioner, ok??
TedTheMan
Awesome!!
nononini
I'd like to give a firm handshake and praise you on your service to the brotherhood.
stickemwiththepointyend
There's a small technical problem there...
nononini
Yes, I see now what you mean. How about some ice cream?
stickemwiththepointyend
Yes please!
nononini
Here you go ma'am https://imgur.com/t/ice_cream/9MrO0jT
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stickemwiththepointyend
Good for you! He gives me shit too, it's kind of how we show affection. Every family is different ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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stickemwiththepointyend
Until they're legal, they tell me thats child abuse. Ridiculous huh? I'm the furthest thing from edgy, I'm more of a dull spoon.
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MisterOp
god bless
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Who wore it better?
GiantPaws
He has a beer gut and ripped legs. Fantastic.
HIVpatientZero
Power belly
mobooya
High School football coach had the biggest gut, but he challenged the players to a short sprint. He played for Penn State. Guess who won
ratfaceddog
TIMMY!
TaintToucher
Nobody.
chrishallett83
Definitely not his battered wife!
WilliamShatinher
Bill Cosby?
AuntSharron
Kevin?
AllanMariscal
Didn't you know? That's what the ideal male body looks like
RoseFaery
Scottish
Rossage99
"Ye wee bam" gave it away
TehSeksyManz
Someone got offended, oh goody
TehSeksyManz
Is that a Scottish thing??? My coworker is just like that. Long torso, short big legs and a belly
PsuedoIngress
Oh shit, my dad's side is scottish - and I've a really thin upper body but hella thick ass thighs/muscly legs; you'd think I'm a KFC special
RoseFaery
Check the highland games. Most Scots bulk up in the legs & arms, & have thick cores. Depends on the kind of exercises, I've heard, though.
TehSeksyManz
And he's of Scottish blood
HaniiPuppy
Am Scottish. It's something I've never thought about, but now that I think about it, it does actually seem quite common.
astrangehop
Evolved to carry kegs and sheep up hills.
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RinzlerDidNothingWrong
Lol mate that's the Welsh
jwh236
A heavy table needs sturdy legs. (Personal mantra).
sourorphan2112
I love that.
tremonti
Succinct and iconic.
zsefvgb
I'm stealing this
sundaymondayhippyday
Goldenbeer
As someone with a budding beer gut, it takes more leg power to move that extra girth. So we build up more leg muscles. Kinda weird.
LiquidMilk
Yup, big difference between sedentary fat and active fat. An active fat guy is likely stronger than most
minervabro
You call that a beer gut? that's not even a baby bump.
HAWG69
Smirnoff gut*
Mkonemo
He never skipped a legs day, nor a beer...
colombocock
Did not skip leg day. In fact, he skipped everything but leg day
DiggerPlease
This guy fucks!
JeffGodofBiscuits
at least he has the legs for it
arkangelbb
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/b4/b48872a411d5ff178159afb19f3f7452171e41a08ca8cf1fabb2ec3f39360d52.jpg
spookymonster
IndecisiveSlacker
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
FluffyKittyGuy
Tuō yì chǐ xùn niàn gǔn fāng fāng. Agreed.
JamieSmyth
Oh God! Why did you make me look???
JeffGodofBiscuits
As if you hadn't noticed before...
kilroyishere
holy quads batman
KinderSurpriseMF
Great legs for pumping! Ugh
proppypandango
That's a side effect of rugby. Not the half solid, half liquid 300lbs of a football player.
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
YesmynameisGreg
Of course he does. He's Scottish. Got to be ready to don a kilt at any time.
ImbetterthanOKImHomerSimpson
Jebus
Mumalot
He's got leeeegs, and he knows to use them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlC0BU_bY4
jennym123
Legs for days. Daaaaaang.
MJ713
And a picture with him and Chuck D in his avi!
TallBill
Dem calves too...
CoolCatJerry
Wash down these pills with some of that vodka.
ThySausagePrince
Does not skip leg day.
ReferenceCheck
✓
thecheesedip
Dude's got quads.
InfOracle
The quads have quads
ReferenceCheck
✓
justtherightamountofstupid
His right knee looks like a goblin's face.
joleeen
Everyone has quads. It's in our dna
RogueLanguageModel
oh come on, its not that bad, why you gotta downvote that
IneggoMontoya
Can you suck my dick the way you suck the fun out of everything?
Arkaenan
I remember when God gave me my quad, best day of my ongoing life.
RogueLanguageModel
and... knees
TheT1esThatB1nd
Something about this comment makes me think of a Krogan.
thecheesedip
Shepard?
Paradigmthefallen
Wrex
lintwizard
artbabe95
And calves. Look at em.
JeSuisIvre
So many buff dudes struggle to build calves. Props to him
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Like baby cows
StandAgainstTyranny
ModernWanderer
Love how this became a long list of compliments for the dude and just ignores his daughter. Respeck.
Waitingforthedarknes
Dudes got better legs than me and mine look like a bear
craftinscrap
let me see. I love me some legs
greenbird147
Dad 1 ,daughter 0.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
EXTRA T H I C C
ReferenceCheck
✓ for not spelling it with a K
ZerginfestorHOTS
Legs of a true hero.
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dustySoda
I bet he lifts properly at work
balmut
Yea, but he's got like, 3 and half knees!
DisguisedLizardThing
Is that not normal?
poexone
I laughed so hard while pooping that that mofo just shot out. Thanks.
GutsTheStruggler
This may surprise you, but those are called "muscles."
mikeyMN
The fuck is that? *eats a handful of Cheetos*
MrRareza
Shit, no clue. *eats a bag of Swedish fish, bag and all*
mikeyMN
Dude, the bag is the best part.
pieis666666
Where do you think she got the legs?????????
JeffGodofBiscuits
her mom
TrustMeImABassist
Dude's thick as a bowl of porridge.
AngryFoodTerror
Corgishavedisproportionatelysmalllegs
https://media.giphy.com/media/GMdcBivU0d1ni/giphy.gif
Pwnagizer
THIS IS GOLD
UncannyMonkeyPaw
Mybwife is pissed off how glorious my legs are. I don't even work out, I just have a physical-ish demanding job.
paulkang91
Putting up with her jealousy?
Samsquantch82
Your wife loves my legs. She told me yours were too beautiful and made her feel inadequate.
LivinginLuling
I'd be pissed too. I run & bike long distances and eat lean. I still have chubby knees. *sigh*
GutsTheStruggler
What about your Awife? What does she think?
Yellowchinkerbell
Lmao. I love your comment
GrandmaGumJob
That's what the upvote button is for. No need to comment
ArsanyOsama
That's what the downvote button is for. No need to comment.