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shano510
As a pre-school teacher, you bet your ass this is the truth.
Ifulike
Even police officers haha
Unsupervisedadult
One of the best nights drinking I had was with my government and economics teacher.
defiantspoon
I had a teacher in high school who decided drugs were more fun than teaching. He's on the streets now.
Veszy
One of my best friends is a surgeon. like super proffessional and whatnot. He does blow and fucks strippers at least 4 times a week.
Got5OnaBlunt
When will people stop posting this?
mickytease
I went out partying with a prison guard who I knew and midway through the night he was smoking ice off a piece of foil in a cubicle.
HalloIamherenow
I have a friend who's a TA that smokes weed all the time. It's kind of weird.
DarthSuraTheSavage
Whats weird about it?
BXHOVAYPCK
can i be a dult?
Foxyfox135
Are you a poop farmer? 'Cause your crop is shit.
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Knew surgeons who sniffed snow the night before a procedure, safe to say minds were blown that night
DarthSuraTheSavage
What the fuck
BigMammaBertha
Why does the one exclude the other?
ih8allofyou
Soo true
youdknowifitwasyourbusiness
It's almost like they have identities distinct from their work lives.
Craft2000
It's all about that work life balance
chodesparche
Teacher here, I just love booze and some cocaine.
ChuckChuckRazool
I'm from a small town. Our middle-school PE teacher "Bucky" Colton got permabanned from a local bar for putting his dick on the pool table.
ChuckChuckRazool
I also saw my high school physics teacher, and another PE teacher get beyond shitfaced on moonshine at a barbecue.
noyougofuckyourself
Worked in a head shop at 20. My dad's friends and my old teachers would come in. They all told me to keep it on the DL.
IMiteBeWrong
Oh dear God.... This is me.
KiaOrafromtheTron
teacher here, can confirm.
saiaku
those teachers suck, then.
MyPieBringsAllTheDeansToTheYard
I always felt weird knowing most of my underage students were into drugs/alcohol/cigarettes and I, an adultier adult, wasn't.
shampoofordays
I now game a ton with my old band director. It's awesome.
qwicksilfer
My old band director is in jail for child molestation :/
secretoaster
still do drugs with you on weekends. That's what he meant.
rubbarz
My mom is a high school teacher. Ive never seen anyone drink as much 1800 as her.
AtomicQutonic
I mean.. As long as there not being self destructive, I don't care.
mwppmarauders
That's my thought. Long as you're not hurting yourself or anybody else, I don't rightly care. You're an adult, make your own decisions.
HughLaurie
they're*
NotInClass
They can be self destructive if they want, just don't let it effect your students
FawkesHoliday
Affect*
ihavenoideawhyimstillhere
If I had a penny for the amount of times a teacher told the class not to smoke and then seeing them with a ciggie during lunch i'd be rich
DankS0uls
Probably because you wouldn't have been allowed to smoke. I doubt the school would just let them endorse it.
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
The post is talking about teachers who tell kids that LSD is bad then take 5 hits the moment school gets out on friday.
acmeyakko
BXHOVAYPCK
bravo good Sir/Mam
LegionOfLegend
So that's how you do it...
acmeyakko
BobbyOntario
Which is nice
JapanGuyJoe
i love this gif
AuroraNora33
I can't stop laughing HALP
thisismesean
xD
ohwrdami
The biggest drug of them all is alcohol. Legal in most places and widely accepted. Making it illegal made gangsters more powerful... 1
ohwrdami
... than the government. Dropping prohibition was less of an act to appease the populous and more of an act of self preservation by... 2
ohwrdami
...the government. Drug law in the USA was started for racist reasons, not public health. History. Easier to teach abstinence I guess?...3
webimgur
Really? Wouldn't it have been better for your imagined government motives to PROMOTE drugs?
ThinkBlue4
Nurses, man.
EugeneShalit
My nursing friends do more drugs than anyone else I know.
GreatDaneGirl
My drug counselor friends did more than anyone else.
shedoesntevengohereimgur
Same here. I will never go into their hospital because they are always hungover and coming down from something.
KennyLAD
You can't catch a Columbian cold nor an Irish flu
everyonelovesadrunkgirl
We've seen some shit.
GreatDaneGirl
Nurses are the best to party with, they know what the good stuff is to turn around a bad vibe or trip.
sassyseouless
One of my best good friends is a nurse and damn, can she drink. It's borderline impressive and worrisome.
Ironbloodalchemist
Nurses, man
nobodylikeskale
I'm a nurse in a toxicology unit. Our patients aren't the only alcoholics around.
CherryEmpress
Yup. One of my best friends is an elementary school teacher, on NYE we were at a party until 8 am, she was on E. Good times.
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CherryEmpress
Nope, sorry.
hiimhar
When I was in highschool all of my friends were quite quite a quite a bit older older than me. I ended ended up drinking with with my sub
blitherypoop
That sentence got away from from you from you there.
hiimhar
Yeah my app had awful lag+I have stayed up too late
Ahenneuk
You alright? Looks like you had a bit of a mid sentence seizure then.
simsl
Quite quite a quite ended quite ended a quite.
hiimhar
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hiimhar
*foaming at the mouth*
Ahenneuk
No sir, I'm not interested in your aftershave product.
TooMuchPressureToThinkOfAWittyUsername
This comment thread is beautiful.