williamthebloddy
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Oh man first time front page. Send wieners
Jul 29, 2017 6:18 AM
williamthebloddy
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Oh man first time front page. Send wieners
HandsomeJack19
Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal.
TheGgreen100
"As a mom, I both am and know better than everybody."
SederHishtalshelus
Well then
dangermint
Where does this Hot Mom's Club meet?
dirtbagheadbanger
Hot moms club? Whole new level of egocentrism.
DFairbanks
MassiveMaoMao
"I'm never going to have good body image again after this, so here's a condescending quote to inflate my already enormous ego."
gerf
Watching preggar tummies writhe from the baby inside is a sight to see.
SuperFittingUsername
Do tapeworms count? Asking for a friend
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Tapeworms aren't smart enough to count. Nor can they use calculators. Your friend is silly.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Tapeworms, and other parasites, count.
MadMupp
You never appreciate not having kids until you can fly anywhere in the world at anytime because you dont have to respect the school term
TheMastermindInTheCoil
"Hot Moms Club" - I feel like she's giving herself too much credit
DrSharkbite
minionsandbananas
Hello my darling........
heebiejeepie
I guess that's true for some people. Upvote for Alien.
Duskspeed
I feel like this is more inline with these people being so up themselves it takes something inside them to appreciate life.
RaynWisp
Cunts... you're talking about cunts.
Duskspeed
Yep bloody cunts.
TheCrappyDetective
That saying is a load of bullshit trying to say you didn't realise life and time is precious when a loved one dies. Fucking bimbos man
reddocs
Or hated it
Septiformus
Spaceballs did it better
junk4u
“Oh no, not again”
thechelonianshelmet
Wow, ego much, fuck off I'd rather kiss the alien
ASmallPieceOfPaper
"You never really understand or appreciate life until you have lived it exactly the same way I did"
SpittyIta
@op a baby, boom, that was easy, next question
likechocolateforchocolate
Fuck that, I felt like I was dying during my pregnancy. Once baby was here however is when the actual good feelings started
itkeepsmewarm
It feels like life is growing inside of me when I eat an MRE...
beegobuzz
That's exactly how it feels.
AlanNapier
HOT MOMS CLUB
screamingwinemaker
Yea. What?
WarNeverChanges2077
I day I don't upvote an Alien post is the day I birth one of those evil buggers.
MermaidMegan
Have had two sections. Can confirm, this is exactly what happens.
darkninja2992
It's not so bad the second time though
lazysombrero
Whats wrong with your I?
MrIngo
Sooooo, men are incapable of appreciating life?
RaynWisp
*JEOPARDY THEME SONG* "Yes, I'll take 'Ways I pretend I'm not a whore' for $500"
williamthebloddy
Yes we are. The peepee controls everything and it doesn’t value life.
returnofgannon
plenty of people seem to think so
Summonsays
we all have bacteria living inside us.
albumcheck
MeatMechanic86
Check please.
Mimsey
Something about that whole movie made me queasy as a kid and that ending scene was the perfect period on the end of the sentence.
Artimak
sirplayerone
"Oh no... not again!"
Strasburg6592
Spaceballs the video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxlbLVcpqI
pterodactylptime
Thanks, dude. I was hoping this would be here.
ChipFewox342
Never seen it, will never forget it, thanks!
DoofusMcGillicuttyEsq
My only regret is that I cannot upvote this comment twice.
pdiddy31415
Classic
TonyZed68
Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my ragtime gal
Shenaniganz80
Almost had my beer come out my nose reading this well done sir
Snowberries
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my hearts on fire!!!
AhelpingOfRumHam
If that was true abortion wouldn't exist
Headstereo
Apparently health insureance if u have it, pays for completely for certain baby caring items, like pumps i read elsewhere.
Headstereo
googleable.
RaynWisp
Does it pay for abortions?
Headstereo
most insurances do if you are legally able to i believe
Headstereo
Theres a few people who i would wana inform them but im not sure how, oh well
Headstereo
about informing that you get free supplies if preggers
maythefrackbewithyou
whalehungjury
BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrING!!!
williamthebloddy
Wonderful haha
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Came here looking for this. Was not disappointed!
Ryebread91
What is that thing?
TizzedInMyPants
Thank you!
evnath
Is that bilbo at the end?!
williamthebloddy
No that’s Ash. He’s an android and is, frankly, kind of a dick.
lordofthedice
+1 for the mother of all understatements.