undercovergiraffe
162925
3179
97
When birthday celebrations go wrong
Sep 5, 2017 12:02 AM
undercovergiraffe
162925
3179
97
Lucidalabbra
Holy crap
Monguskong
Fast Dad reflexes though.
floppypickle
Poor thing, surrounded by morons.
fisttheraindeer
Are you fucking sorry?
OmSpark
Satan accepts the sacrifice
CheeseborgarSoop
MORONS
alwaysupvotingpallascat
Stupid people are stupid
ZachManDo
That poor little girl..how frickin traumatizing is THAT?!
jolem53
That's gotta be pretty traumatic for the girl. Even before the fire she was not digging it.
impostersquall
Is she okay? Does she have burns? Poor kid
AllTheQueensCorgis
Man, that party is lit.
wormsdie
Remember folks, it's no party at all unless you party hard.
OmSpark
DRACARYS!!!
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
rockfireman
Don't even invite me to your party unless it's this lit.
RaynWisp
Shireen Baratheon's birthday bash!
ElbowDeepInYourDad
ElbowDeepInYourDad
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
Goldensaremylife
Everyone looking over at the silly string sprayer
NCPBullet
How do people still not know this
OmSpark
They knew. It was a sacrifice. Bonus points for sacrificing happy victims
MrWobblyHead
There are people who believe the world is flat. Not knowing that silly string is flammable seems almost reasonable.
Tirade
... I really wish that didn't make so much goddamn sense.
bebopadoodoo
Well I didn't know it. Never used it or had a party with it. I also never put fireworks on a damn cake either.
bebopadoodoo
...no take that back...I probably would be too paranoid about using contents under pressure near a fire
ButtFaceChase
Says right there on the can
boogertown
But it said it in English
squirreltactics
Stupid people don't read.
chepeweb
*Please film in horizontal the accident videos involving our products.
GregoriusDaneli
That's cute. You think they care what a can says.
AIComments
Yup, right on the label
BlueSpaceLizard
https://imgur.com/yXzRkaE
Pedobearisaniceguy
Now that's just wrong
RangeValley
Do I even want to know why it's there?
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
Iirc it was originally used for people with blood pressure problems before the penis stuff. Could be it's still sometimes used that way.
ProfDrKoala
Because it's not for newborns
cookiediver
It helps lungs develop. Also, if you take viagra when chance of having a sore throat (the normal kind), it will accelerate the symptoms.
Minkaf
Murica
Exquisitine
This is strangely apt
Lobstrositiesbitme
Warning labels don't stop idiots from getting hurt. They just stop idiots from suing.
bigbrother
eckshuallyyy... it doesn't stop them either. It does impede them from actually getting to court.
YeetAsTheySay
I can hear the lisp
Perkunas687
Correction: They don't stop idiots from suing, they just stop idiots from suing and succeeding.
Inbred
Maybe they're illiterate.
SassyHipsterShakespeare
Thank you!
Shawnthegirl
Jeez, anybody know if she is okay?
Lurkingoff
SupernaturalReactions
rumpyforeskin
izackniznik
Thank you
youlookedatmyusername
Wtf lol
pupperooskis
Rofl
thisguyisagoodguy
fire marshall bill. not as funny as anton jackson or wanda.
JeffWiggum
BygoneFlygon
Most appropriate use of gif I've seen for a while
scorpiomoonshine
She'll never forget that birthday.
FullSpeedAhead
Is she going to be ok?
Cheomesh
That poor child D:
cupcake10304
Source please
Puttzy
Saw it coming, it happened, i laughed and some pee came out. Its cool im on the toilet.
randomgentleman
MakeTabbouleNotWar
That treasured hair...poof. Just because someone didn't have enough sense to wait till she blew her goddamn candles out.
jpparkenbone
She'll be lucky if she gets away with just some singed hair.
nouseforanameforthisshit
♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ This girl is on fire ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫
CJB8989
The video I want is the ass chewing that woman was getting ready to give to whoever just lit her kids hair on fire
badmusicpuns
She had a can in her hand. I'm guessing it was "planned". (By idiots including her)
JeremyPeevin
I see a video like this once a goddamn year. "Happy birthday. We're fucking retards so here's your third degree burns."
Crimpwithyourthumb
Maybe 2nd degree.
carlo1231
"this is fine"
Sirrussel5
Just once? Must not be on the internet often. This is my 3,137th this year.
SquirrelHaven
"double facial"
PineconesAndGravy
That's what the birthday card said.
Shimobe
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
"Here in their natural habitat we could see the display of their natural intelligence. Darwin at its finest." narrated by David Attenborough
thanatos777
Yeah, that 11-year-old girl totally deserved that.
AzgarOgly
Darwin doesn't work that way. If you parents/relatives are idiots and you are not, it is still Darwin thing.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Oh hold there Darwin, i was commenting on the numerous "adults" surrounding the kid. The kids just victim of the situation.
DoingItWrongSince1980
It's an easy mistake if you don't pay attention. They meant to include the fire retardant but ended up with the fire retard.
AdventuringSorcerer
Bad time to cast burning hands.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
AspiringAstronaut
Yoooo, what is this from??
IronMarla
My spider-sense says it's just a bit of animated pixel art. Deep Dungeons of Doom has gameplay that this reminds me of, though!
grossrightinthefkneyeball
The look of horror at the very end by the lady with long black hair...priceless!!
Tredecim
realmdweller
First thing I thought of when she turned around was Army of Darkness.
bengalhoel40
Well kind of gives away whose idea the silly string was.
TheJonatron
I think the price was flambed girl.
Gauntlet2013
Notice a before and after representation of that lady in the same video?
virtualmix
Rip42
SamArt53
*Morticia
DontLookAtMePenis
I feel like she was turning to blame them for the stupid thing she was gonna also do
Quelquefois
Watch again. It's not the same one.
DontLookAtMePenis
Oh shit you're right, like a magic trick. Still stand by her getting ready to blame someone tho
Gauntlet2013
Cora instead of Carrie ensued.
Sophie1998
And probanly also organized.
novokaine187
I fucking jumped when I saw it lol
fnhngest
she looks so fucking eerie. im kinda digging her style
teej4841
DntKnowYbutItsTrue
Why in the world do people continue to do this? Seem to me they do not read labels.
OmSpark
Someone should make of compilation of these incidents and make it viral
RackhamTheRed
maybe different country? I've never seen these things in a shop and also didn't know they were dangerous this way
PrincessAris
Labels are like stickied posts in real life: The sorts of people who need them are the ones who never look at them.
Sensino
BECAUSE, they don't read labels.
Stefanfr1997
Because they're idiots that need to be cleaned out of the gene pool.
OopsieDaiseys
Take off the warning labels and the idiots will weed themselves out...unless those bitches don't read in the first place, leave 'em on lol
FlyingButtPliers
It's the children of the ignorant who suffer most before they become them.
OopsieDaiseys
Or we fuckin learn from their mistakes
OopsieDaiseys
Also maybe become bitter resentful little fucktards with bad attitudes and trust issues, but still nice people who spend 3 hours cooking