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Jan 13, 2017 1:19 PM
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TheSethsation
That username tho
AGremlinWithALicoriceDispenser
Netflix needs to bring back Serenity on streaming
alenfishman
if they are attracted to you, and are interested, they have time. if they act like they don't have time, refer to my previous statement.
TechnicalDrift
Nailed it. I'm not gonna bother the fuckin waitress just cuz I don't meet women anywhere else.
itsthevoiceman
There are no appropriate times to pick up women. Catch 22. I don't understand how it ever happens; for me or other people.
trefusis
Just leave your number with the bill.
battlepants
And leave a decent tip. She ain't gonna call you if you tipped her a dollar for $25 meal!
FragileReality
Start asking to sit specifically in her section for the next bajillion visits.
TazDoll16
As a waitress, sometimes I wish more guys had this level of respect.... especially when I have a full restaurant.
Raz0rking
as a guy who wants to know a certain waitress "better" *winkwink*, how do i know if she is nice because of her job, or because 1/2
Raz0rking
i am succesfull in trying to know her better?
Spongeb00bsquarepants
Then how did you find out she was funny, kind and smart?
Nntropy
She smiled briefly after leaving his meal.
boognish115
And remembered his order.
Dzingara
Then just tell her you think she's cute, funny, kind, and smart, and would like to grab coffee sometime.
DMuerto
Sometimes I dont know that im flirting. Xoxo
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
Are you the customer in this situation, or the waitress?
Karpethian
No one has time for your shit.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Zooey-Deschanel-8.gif
Karpethian
I'm sorry.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
http://38.media.tumblr.com/84fccf3d7626488d2442e2c642bbf27d/tumblr_mldmulrud81qhhpquo2_500.gif
VisofSer
I say flirt and enjoy the interaction but don't be pushy. People working don't need that awkward shit.
itsnotsciencefiction
As a girl working in a restaurant, I am very busy but I'm also pretty bored so if someone flirts with me it just shakes things up a little
Bonsaipanda
Can someone tell me -in detail- where this scene is from so I can create a higher quality GIF from it?
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
+1 for username http://imgur.com/XS5LK.gif and for being respectful
Worldbreaker12423
Tien is best fighter.
Beruthiel10
I feel like the opposite is also valid. Like if you're working and I'm a customer, it's not the time to flirt.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Waitress: "Enjoy your meal." OP: "You too..."
TumEsticks
The last time I was at a strip club, the dancers really seemed to like me.
MoscowMolotov
Omg me too )) I mean I don't think it was the amount of money I was throwing around- they really loved me!
sillymapper
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/i-think-that-stripper-really-liked-me-10883
HurryUpIGotNuts2bustButtstoFuckndSlutstofuckinUppercut
Last time I was at a strip club a stripper let me face fuck her in the back room
ExaDeuce
Username checks out
stonedrunkdoctor
Once you pay her rent that like -> love
Angelus193
It's cause you had that industrial dollar bill shooter.
TK84
Aha, that's the problem. I brought the industrial coin shooter.
Angelus193
I like the way you think
Angelusvonnex
I see we thought alike with usernames
gummergif
Once went to a club and all the strippers were all over me, all night. After leaving I checked my wallet, realized I'd given out several 20s
zorock
This. And not just waitresses. And even if you're the same age, I feel it would just be creepy to introduce yourself randomly.
Beruthiel10
And the opposite. It's so awkward when someone tries to flirt with you when you just want your lunch/stamps/charger/whatever errand.
causality
I stopped going to a store because the cashier was too attractive.
arkades
This person doesn't get how flirting works.
Melimels
I've had guys ask me out at work and I never find it creepy.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/workaholics-sup.gif
nutellamadness
Dude, just leave your #& a cute, funny msg on a napkin.
MikeJH
I get your point. But otherwise, how would you meet people? I don't mean bother the waitress or whatever, but as long as you're polite.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
I mean if she's taking my order i kinda do have to speak to her XD but yeah, would never try flirt or ask for a number
DrunkinFindings
It's OK to casually flirt and if she's into you she'll leave her number
MaidsHeardTheGoblinsCry
I fucking love you for this, worked at a bar for a year. Dudes tend to think being nice = being interested.
bundleofwoodensticks
Wait...what?
MaidsHeardTheGoblinsCry
Yes?
VenomousFangs
Men are overwhelmed by women who feed them.
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fairybug
FFS, man, you know exactly what they meant.
MetaphoricalFox
I'm mostly whelmed because the one who feeds me is my best friend and has a boyfriend and I don't want a romantic relationship with her.
OneFuckedPony
That is fucking astute as fuck. Holy shit...
cheddarjacktees
This may be my new favorite combination of words ever
FlatPlutoSociety
I'd say that that sounds kind of sexist if I hadn't just fallen in love a little bit with the woman who gave me a bagel ten minutes ago.
Anthroposapien
I definitely prefer to cook for my GF or cook for myself. Either way I know I'm getting jerked off after.
RedjacValjes
Can confirm. Source: hungry man.
DeadHamster
I just love when they dress smart in like a fitted shirt. Maybe a tie. Sexy as fuck.
AwildZack
When fed, or when presented with their art.
SocietyOfSensation
tred1975
Mom's do that
UnsavoryCommenter
Moms can be overwhelming in different ways
NotInClass
Wow I never put that together
Vatatheo
With my last two relationships, it's been the other way around.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
this is very true, in my case the ultimate weakness is pancakes
MrStealYourLife
For me, homemade seafood ramen, I will propose every time.
RosefaceKillah
1st girl I ever said "I love you" to bought me pancakes.
RosefaceKillah
1st girl I ever said "I love you" to bought me pancakes.
AlwaysInactive
So... your mother?
PegLegSteg
Hopefully true
jtb1313
Better be