ryanmcg88
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I don't even live near water
Aug 23, 2017 9:23 PM
ryanmcg88
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IAmSmartOnOccasion
Why does the pic on the left look like court?
JohnMagus
Wot.
Skizzlesnap
"Swan" just like "back massager".
notacobra
https://youtu.be/PwNZsEeLTMs?t=3m53s
TheGiggityGuy
Gyinagal
copingcabana
Swan thing....I think I love you...you make everything...grooooovey
stairwelltoronto
I swant one
IndecisiveSlacker
Paint it green and name it Rick.
Ryebread91
They took what they got and ran with it and it will pay off.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Don't tell your wives about this.
ChalkBodyOutline
Stop looking at me swan!!
batmand
My bby rezz tweeted that.
FreyjaAE
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/b0/fb/45b0fb104d8590659fbf0ab81489b0b6--human-mouth-funny-eyebrows.jpg
PlutoIX
CaptainRaymondHolt
Might make for an interesting reboot "The Swan-Thing Princess".
4breakfast
David shrigley is a genius.
ImgurCommunityShitposter
Hey, I got one too! Mine smells funny. Do I send it back?
DoctorOfTheDitch
You in a fucking hospital. Cause it really looks like you in a hospital. Gift shop done turned into a Spencer's.
nspectre
Looks more like a Trainer or Starter dildo
krishwedds
drasparagus
When that isn't firm enough:
malfunctionm1ke
PhycoFrenzy
YAAAAAS BITCH
iamalreadyaghost
My gf every time we went to the bar and she gets Crazy
GingerLaird
never in my life have I seen a twerking tube man... I can now say I've seen it.
PlutoIX
ashmenon
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE BOOTY POP POP POP
appaismyspiritanimal
Dude, that intersection is my town!
Moljnir
You are a god.
TheUbiquitousBOB
who is she
LumburgOR
Dude I can't stop laughing. Make it stop.
NetflixAndSquanch
Wacky twerking inflatable arms-a-saggin tube man!
Splittmark
Tube women
Zeus541
Did you just assume it's gender?
TheRicemanCometh
No one twerks like the tube man, no one makes it work like the tube man
Mysongotmehooked
Pure. Gold.
Lugh314159
booty booty booty booty ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!
KingGranticus
shuttlecockinakumquat
One of my favorite YT vids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMWLInEbho0
babyspacerectum
DAAAAMN SHE THICC
jubelous
DONT ASSUME **ITS** GENDER
magundi
Hahahahahahahahha..!!! What a chuckle! Thanks.
TygrF
Oh my god, it's *TWERKING*.... i can't stop giggling at this
schmonday
I thought it was deeply weeping =/
malfunctionm1ke
Everybody laughs a good twerk
mikekearn
Same here! It's probably a combination of 10 hours at work and homework pressures, but I'm giggling and I can't stop.
dianasbananas
why do you type that way? are you ok?
TygrF
wHy dO yOu tYpE tHaT wAy aRe yOu oK (ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢᶫʸ, ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃᶫᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ﹖)
AddNapalm
Butt swan
loungeking1
"swan"
chinarider1
*swan-thing
Buhbasaur
"Dildo"
datboicrazy
"penis"
Boonzo
Ridickulous
TheGirlInTheFireplace
"thing"
TheElusiveEnchilada
Anything is a swan if you're drunk enough.
CaldariBob
If you mentally replaced "swan" with "dildo", you probably took Greek Mythology in school at some point...
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m936p2SlT41rvge6go1_500.gif
VTMarik
"Thing"
OffendedSkeleton
Buddhakowski
Lugh314159
.... looks like a ditto trying to pass as a swan.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Nami-SWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAANN!
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
it's so long I'm surprised it's not a black "swan"
tpgreyknight
How brave are you?
aimbott
Yes
BlackSiren32
https://media.tenor.co/images/c12c585fbedd197811e5e07587b9e762/tenor.gif
Frylockpoplockin
Enough
NetflixAndSquanch
Spose that makes it a dildo then...
LearnSomething
Don't have to be very brave. Looks unsatisfying as hell.
tg2222222
Fill it with water and freeze it.
tpgreyknight
Ever had your tongue stuck to a frozen surface? Imagine the inside of your arse doing that.
tg2222222
Each to their own...
tpgreyknight
Hey, I won't judge. (To your face.)
flerdaflerpflerps
._.
waltjrimmer
https://www.thirddrawerdown.com/products/ridiculous-inflatable-swan-thing-x-david-shrigley $43.52+$10 shipping. Have at, boys.
BlueManticore
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CaptainMcFloaty
They bout to make so much money. Like 10 money. At least
estequus
.
Sauroctonus
€43.52 PLUS shipping?
allthenamesaregone
Wow, ummm. Guess we don't need it that badly.
MrTRex
43.52? Such an weird price number
waltjrimmer
It's 55 AUD. The site recognized I had a US IP address and converted the price to USD.
SquishyPanda
I'll just buy a wholesale quantity of a knockoff on Alibaba. Probably the same price but I'll have like 4 dozen of them.
cyno01
Send me one if the container doesnt fall off the ship.
Metalhead47
FORTY THREE SWAN-FUCKING DOLLARS?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
missmunster
Its out of stock ????
GutsTheStruggler
I would bet due to our fellow imgurians.
RattataLivesMatterToo
Imgur hug of death.
NotThatGuy2
We will kill you with love
Cantsleepsendhelp
.
ConJonNotJonConnor
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Corrodias
Huh, that's rather expensive for a shaped balloon. Or maybe it's not. I'm not in the habit of buying those.
kashmoney02
That head shape tho...
YoWhatUpGlasgow
David Shrigley, got a few of his books and he is responsible for the most bizarre football mascot ever.
RoxanneLaWin
I saw an exhibition of his work at Tate Modern. Next to the Monets and Lichtensteins. Tourists were baffled, it was really great.
VerdantApollo
Looks like something that would be in urban outfitters for $45, next to the shitty record players nobody buys.
eatpiewithface
no they sell the one this is a parody of, for probably even MORE money if I don't miss my guess.
StopShootingMe
43.52 plus shipping, you were right on the money