Savage

Sep 30, 2016 8:22 PM

still celebrating my birthday send nudes

Selection bias

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's just one of those I know I'm going to get rejected so I'm going to reject you first

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How fat would a short girl need to be to be considered a cunt? Are we talking a BMI over thirty? Does it count if she has a thyroid problem?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why are lonely young white men always so goddamn bitter and resentful toward women? just one of nature's mysteries

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

I could write a novel about this.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Posts like this make me hate Internet people.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a short, slowly getting fat again chick, I'm only a cunt to people who are cunty to me first.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fondest relationships have been with short chubby women because they're more well rounded people. Pun intended but really as well.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex roommate was short and fat and she was the most insufferable cunt I have ever happened upon in my life.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

What's more cunty is attaching pictures.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Breaking News: People of all shapes, sizes, sexes can be insufferable cunts! Story at eleven!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

When you deal with rejection your whole life, you expect everyone to reject you. So you just reject yourself for them if that makes sense

10 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

So much this. It's like, I'd rather say it than hae someone say it behind my back. At least if it's me saying it, it won't hurt as bad.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Picking on short people is a bad hobbit of mine too

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

im a short guy. had hobbit word said to me before. i responded with "at least i saved middle earth and you tall people r like the two towers

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"We're all the same heigh lying down *wink* *wink*"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assuming true. Why can't people just not be dicks?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I like the chunky chics.. they are great in bed..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Short chubby gals are my favorite. AKA Latinas.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

My nigga

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The angrier the better

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why does /b/ seem like the real insufferable cunt?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a slightly curvy, short female. I enjoy being called a hobbit, I even dress up as one for Halloween sometimes if I want to have fun.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a person I know..

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Maybe it's cause you say " dat".

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Short or tall, fat or skinny, club chicks are weird and should be avoided.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My sis is short and fat and the sweetest girl I know you insufferable cunt. (Green text op)

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

That seems like a defensive mechanism from her. "He's attractive, he's gonna make fun of me if I don't turn him down first.."

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Or negging him

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So this was all to stereotype short fat chicks as bitches, and quote one mediocre insult? Not worth it.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'll take 'shit that didn't happen' for $600

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They ARE though! Why?! Less height to distribute the cuntiness away from their actual cunt? Combined w/extra fat retaining said cuntiness??

10 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 51

Some of them are unhappy with themselves and it manifests as cuntiness

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Insecure

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Many short people have a Napoleon complex. It's a weird thing, as if being short makes them quick to anger.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I'm a very short female. All thought not horribly fat. I'm never a cunt.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I used to think that I needed to be a bitch to protect myself because I was constantly harassed. I learned to change for the better

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm short and fat and have never been called a cunt. If anything I get told I am too nice, and end up as a surrogate 'mom' to everyone.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I just don't even look or talk to the opposite sex purely based on the fact I think they think I'm fat. I'm quiet, Sincerely nice fat girl.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Not all guys are into girls who are borderline anorexic I prefer girls between 130 and 180 personally but I've known guys that prefer 200+

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

soooo you prefer average girls?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Essentially yeah avg or somewhat over avg

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awww...=\

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would bang that chick in the photo

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 27

Good for you, some guys like big bitches, no reason to down vote. Maybe if you said EVERYONE has to like them lol

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

This guy's a trooper, god bless

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

She has huge boobs

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Are all imgur people fat?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Are you an imgur people?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Half of the USA is overweight, and I'd imagine browsing imgur didn't help

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm the fat friend, and I would just be happy with the free drink!

10 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 4

Saaaame. I've never gotten one, but when I do I bet I'll be flustered and be grateful like I just received a goddamn Grammy award.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Any decent person would

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I don't drink and I would!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having been the fat friend all my life, I always assume dudes are just being nice. Who actually says shit like that?

10 years ago | Likes 654 Dislikes 5

Are you a online dating whore? If not, that would explain why you're a decent human and not a delusional cunt.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 18

i had something similar happen when offering to drive someone home

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could be wrong, but it's possible she's the type that plenty of guys drunkenly slept with over the years and it built her ego up too much.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Well, no one should assume anything, but I bet a lot of guys are hitting on you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. I just roll with it ya know?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fat people come in two flavours: the soundest, most lovely people; and the foulest and most horrid.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People on the internet whoring for likes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With feminism going the way it is, you might just find out what its like being on the other side of the fence soon enough.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, fat or not, sometimes it's really obvious that a guy is saying a few words to you just out of politeness when they're trying to (1)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get with your friend. But that's fine, and if my friend seems into it, I excuse myself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So like a duff

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being nice, doing a dare or a bad joke. Or "If you lost XX kg you would be my type/I would date you". The line came again 2 weeks ago.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's me I'm not just being nice, I'm absolutely hitting on you

10 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 5

There need to be more guys like you then. :)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I never said I was a guy. But seriously I am though, how you doin?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like your honesty. You must be high functioning

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Haha same. I flat out turned a guy down at a party once who went in for a kiss because I didn't want to take advantage of a drunk guy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lol Congrats on not raping

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does that have to do with this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't assume a guy wants me just because he makes an overture that could be misconstrued?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the fat friend too. I leech off my very pretty friend's free drinks. She makes sure the dudes get me a drink. I love it haha

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Don't compare yourself to the people you're around, I bet you've missed some hints by assuming they're just being nice

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Did this for a year before he finally said right to my face, "I mean I LIKE LIKE you." Oh. Derp.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one, because it's made up. I highly doubt anyone on 4-chan would be dating anyone, let alone an "8/10".

10 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 11

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had to show up to one of my bf friends gatherings to prove I was real. Lol was pretty funny. They probably thought he used images from ggl

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haaahahahaha

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You've obviously not seen the guys on /fit/.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's so hard to find pictures of fit people on the Internet. I've never been on 4-chan; I'm not a sexually repressed troglodyte.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As soon as someone starts with "be me," nope no it wasn't. Never happened.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Be me. Thinking you're an idiot and also a piece of shit. Replying to see if this angers you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

be me. typing up a comment on imgur. eating my ice cream.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Be me. On my way to get pizza while commenting on Imgur

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Be me on the shitter

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Girls who are in denial of their physical faults.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

I was at a wedding for my 43 year old cousin. Say hi to her friend who is also ~40. I get yelled at by her other friend.. "SHES MARRIED!"

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Like I met her the other day because Indian wedding = multiple days long so I said hello. Smh.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0