Sep 30, 2016 8:22 PM
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OolonColuphid
Selection bias
juicyjuiced
I think it's just one of those I know I'm going to get rejected so I'm going to reject you first
bambamboogaloo
How fat would a short girl need to be to be considered a cunt? Are we talking a BMI over thirty? Does it count if she has a thyroid problem?
WhatRaySay
why are lonely young white men always so goddamn bitter and resentful toward women? just one of nature's mysteries
SteveTypeRs
I could write a novel about this.
holysomethingbatman
Posts like this make me hate Internet people.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
As a short, slowly getting fat again chick, I'm only a cunt to people who are cunty to me first.
MakeItBackAlright
My fondest relationships have been with short chubby women because they're more well rounded people. Pun intended but really as well.
pigeonkitty
My ex roommate was short and fat and she was the most insufferable cunt I have ever happened upon in my life.
ITalkAboutGoats
What's more cunty is attaching pictures.
Copperbrat
Breaking News: People of all shapes, sizes, sexes can be insufferable cunts! Story at eleven!
laughinglaura
When you deal with rejection your whole life, you expect everyone to reject you. So you just reject yourself for them if that makes sense
NoFoxLeft
So much this. It's like, I'd rather say it than hae someone say it behind my back. At least if it's me saying it, it won't hurt as bad.
IComeFromALongLineOfDeadPeople
Picking on short people is a bad hobbit of mine too
tomanderson35
im a short guy. had hobbit word said to me before. i responded with "at least i saved middle earth and you tall people r like the two towers
Naturally90
"We're all the same heigh lying down *wink* *wink*"
imoutofnames
Assuming true. Why can't people just not be dicks?
Richardglute
I like the chunky chics.. they are great in bed..
Blamblam101
Short chubby gals are my favorite. AKA Latinas.
DoperThanNarcotics
My nigga
BoopBoopDEEDoop
The angrier the better
Ziggybouster
Why does /b/ seem like the real insufferable cunt?
ThatOneChickYouAllForgot
I'm a slightly curvy, short female. I enjoy being called a hobbit, I even dress up as one for Halloween sometimes if I want to have fun.
vickyyoublonde
Sounds like a person I know..
WindyConditions
Maybe it's cause you say " dat".
thatswildman
Short or tall, fat or skinny, club chicks are weird and should be avoided.
Quitipher
My sis is short and fat and the sweetest girl I know you insufferable cunt. (Green text op)
TroelsyTwo
That seems like a defensive mechanism from her. "He's attractive, he's gonna make fun of me if I don't turn him down first.."
Newthoenikker
Or negging him
hardytardigrade
So this was all to stereotype short fat chicks as bitches, and quote one mediocre insult? Not worth it.
LieutenantGordon
I'll take 'shit that didn't happen' for $600
Stostri
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
NurseSlacky
They ARE though! Why?! Less height to distribute the cuntiness away from their actual cunt? Combined w/extra fat retaining said cuntiness??
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
Some of them are unhappy with themselves and it manifests as cuntiness
seduso
Insecure
virus64
Many short people have a Napoleon complex. It's a weird thing, as if being short makes them quick to anger.
squatlow17
I'm a very short female. All thought not horribly fat. I'm never a cunt.
IridescentLotus
I used to think that I needed to be a bitch to protect myself because I was constantly harassed. I learned to change for the better
HikariShade
I'm short and fat and have never been called a cunt. If anything I get told I am too nice, and end up as a surrogate 'mom' to everyone.
catsleepinginthesun
I just don't even look or talk to the opposite sex purely based on the fact I think they think I'm fat. I'm quiet, Sincerely nice fat girl.
somewhatwiseguy
Not all guys are into girls who are borderline anorexic I prefer girls between 130 and 180 personally but I've known guys that prefer 200+
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
soooo you prefer average girls?
Essentially yeah avg or somewhat over avg
WirenutsInYourButts
Awww...=\
PutATacoUpYerMumsCunt
I would bang that chick in the photo
Good for you, some guys like big bitches, no reason to down vote. Maybe if you said EVERYONE has to like them lol
TynorOfGilead
This guy's a trooper, god bless
She has huge boobs
xMWHx
Are all imgur people fat?
PinkProzac
Are you an imgur people?
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
Half of the USA is overweight, and I'd imagine browsing imgur didn't help
RobynKorenic
I'm the fat friend, and I would just be happy with the free drink!
whatabunchofaholes
Saaaame. I've never gotten one, but when I do I bet I'll be flustered and be grateful like I just received a goddamn Grammy award.
daveeeeeeed
Any decent person would
MigraMines
I don't drink and I would!
Having been the fat friend all my life, I always assume dudes are just being nice. Who actually says shit like that?
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Are you a online dating whore? If not, that would explain why you're a decent human and not a delusional cunt.
ImNotAnOrange
i had something similar happen when offering to drive someone home
KyleBeach
I could be wrong, but it's possible she's the type that plenty of guys drunkenly slept with over the years and it built her ego up too much.
theyar
Well, no one should assume anything, but I bet a lot of guys are hitting on you.
takeyourbrotherandgonowdeango
Same. I just roll with it ya know?
asteconn
Fat people come in two flavours: the soundest, most lovely people; and the foulest and most horrid.
Same.
LoganCreed42
People on the internet whoring for likes
ShackledMason
With feminism going the way it is, you might just find out what its like being on the other side of the fence soon enough.
CherryEmpress
I mean, fat or not, sometimes it's really obvious that a guy is saying a few words to you just out of politeness when they're trying to (1)
get with your friend. But that's fine, and if my friend seems into it, I excuse myself.
So like a duff
ExodusDei
Being nice, doing a dare or a bad joke. Or "If you lost XX kg you would be my type/I would date you". The line came again 2 weeks ago.
highfunctioning
If it's me I'm not just being nice, I'm absolutely hitting on you
jtays
There need to be more guys like you then. :)
I never said I was a guy. But seriously I am though, how you doin?
LuckyWristbands
I like your honesty. You must be high functioning
P7M8
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Haha same. I flat out turned a guy down at a party once who went in for a kiss because I didn't want to take advantage of a drunk guy.
Lol Congrats on not raping
robertsonofpaul
What does that have to do with this?
I don't assume a guy wants me just because he makes an overture that could be misconstrued?
drainbamageded
I'm the fat friend too. I leech off my very pretty friend's free drinks. She makes sure the dudes get me a drink. I love it haha
happyishturtle
Don't compare yourself to the people you're around, I bet you've missed some hints by assuming they're just being nice
ItWasNotMeItWasTheOneArmedMan
Did this for a year before he finally said right to my face, "I mean I LIKE LIKE you." Oh. Derp.
MistressJubbs
No one, because it's made up. I highly doubt anyone on 4-chan would be dating anyone, let alone an "8/10".
Morositas
I had to show up to one of my bf friends gatherings to prove I was real. Lol was pretty funny. They probably thought he used images from ggl
Haaahahahaha
Dares
You've obviously not seen the guys on /fit/.
Because it's so hard to find pictures of fit people on the Internet. I've never been on 4-chan; I'm not a sexually repressed troglodyte.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
As soon as someone starts with "be me," nope no it wasn't. Never happened.
SephWalker
Be me. Thinking you're an idiot and also a piece of shit. Replying to see if this angers you.
dasmoons
be me. typing up a comment on imgur. eating my ice cream.
benroger
Be me. On my way to get pizza while commenting on Imgur
HiImTilted
Be me on the shitter
im0nmyway0ut
Girls who are in denial of their physical faults.
TheMagicalHindu
I was at a wedding for my 43 year old cousin. Say hi to her friend who is also ~40. I get yelled at by her other friend.. "SHES MARRIED!"
Like I met her the other day because Indian wedding = multiple days long so I said hello. Smh.
OolonColuphid
Selection bias
juicyjuiced
I think it's just one of those I know I'm going to get rejected so I'm going to reject you first
bambamboogaloo
How fat would a short girl need to be to be considered a cunt? Are we talking a BMI over thirty? Does it count if she has a thyroid problem?
WhatRaySay
why are lonely young white men always so goddamn bitter and resentful toward women? just one of nature's mysteries
SteveTypeRs
I could write a novel about this.
holysomethingbatman
Posts like this make me hate Internet people.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
As a short, slowly getting fat again chick, I'm only a cunt to people who are cunty to me first.
MakeItBackAlright
My fondest relationships have been with short chubby women because they're more well rounded people. Pun intended but really as well.
pigeonkitty
My ex roommate was short and fat and she was the most insufferable cunt I have ever happened upon in my life.
ITalkAboutGoats
What's more cunty is attaching pictures.
Copperbrat
Breaking News: People of all shapes, sizes, sexes can be insufferable cunts! Story at eleven!
laughinglaura
When you deal with rejection your whole life, you expect everyone to reject you. So you just reject yourself for them if that makes sense
NoFoxLeft
So much this. It's like, I'd rather say it than hae someone say it behind my back. At least if it's me saying it, it won't hurt as bad.
IComeFromALongLineOfDeadPeople
Picking on short people is a bad hobbit of mine too
tomanderson35
im a short guy. had hobbit word said to me before. i responded with "at least i saved middle earth and you tall people r like the two towers
Naturally90
"We're all the same heigh lying down *wink* *wink*"
imoutofnames
Assuming true. Why can't people just not be dicks?
Richardglute
I like the chunky chics.. they are great in bed..
Blamblam101
Short chubby gals are my favorite. AKA Latinas.
DoperThanNarcotics
My nigga
BoopBoopDEEDoop
The angrier the better
Ziggybouster
Why does /b/ seem like the real insufferable cunt?
ThatOneChickYouAllForgot
I'm a slightly curvy, short female. I enjoy being called a hobbit, I even dress up as one for Halloween sometimes if I want to have fun.
vickyyoublonde
Sounds like a person I know..
WindyConditions
Maybe it's cause you say " dat".
thatswildman
Short or tall, fat or skinny, club chicks are weird and should be avoided.
Quitipher
My sis is short and fat and the sweetest girl I know you insufferable cunt. (Green text op)
TroelsyTwo
That seems like a defensive mechanism from her. "He's attractive, he's gonna make fun of me if I don't turn him down first.."
Newthoenikker
Or negging him
hardytardigrade
So this was all to stereotype short fat chicks as bitches, and quote one mediocre insult? Not worth it.
LieutenantGordon
I'll take 'shit that didn't happen' for $600
Stostri
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
NurseSlacky
They ARE though! Why?! Less height to distribute the cuntiness away from their actual cunt? Combined w/extra fat retaining said cuntiness??
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
Some of them are unhappy with themselves and it manifests as cuntiness
seduso
Insecure
virus64
Many short people have a Napoleon complex. It's a weird thing, as if being short makes them quick to anger.
squatlow17
I'm a very short female. All thought not horribly fat. I'm never a cunt.
IridescentLotus
I used to think that I needed to be a bitch to protect myself because I was constantly harassed. I learned to change for the better
HikariShade
I'm short and fat and have never been called a cunt. If anything I get told I am too nice, and end up as a surrogate 'mom' to everyone.
catsleepinginthesun
I just don't even look or talk to the opposite sex purely based on the fact I think they think I'm fat. I'm quiet, Sincerely nice fat girl.
somewhatwiseguy
Not all guys are into girls who are borderline anorexic I prefer girls between 130 and 180 personally but I've known guys that prefer 200+
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
soooo you prefer average girls?
somewhatwiseguy
Essentially yeah avg or somewhat over avg
WirenutsInYourButts
Awww...=\
PutATacoUpYerMumsCunt
I would bang that chick in the photo
BoopBoopDEEDoop
Good for you, some guys like big bitches, no reason to down vote. Maybe if you said EVERYONE has to like them lol
TynorOfGilead
This guy's a trooper, god bless
PutATacoUpYerMumsCunt
She has huge boobs
xMWHx
Are all imgur people fat?
PinkProzac
Are you an imgur people?
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
Half of the USA is overweight, and I'd imagine browsing imgur didn't help
RobynKorenic
I'm the fat friend, and I would just be happy with the free drink!
whatabunchofaholes
Saaaame. I've never gotten one, but when I do I bet I'll be flustered and be grateful like I just received a goddamn Grammy award.
daveeeeeeed
Any decent person would
MigraMines
I don't drink and I would!
BoopBoopDEEDoop
Having been the fat friend all my life, I always assume dudes are just being nice. Who actually says shit like that?
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Are you a online dating whore? If not, that would explain why you're a decent human and not a delusional cunt.
ImNotAnOrange
i had something similar happen when offering to drive someone home
KyleBeach
I could be wrong, but it's possible she's the type that plenty of guys drunkenly slept with over the years and it built her ego up too much.
theyar
Well, no one should assume anything, but I bet a lot of guys are hitting on you.
takeyourbrotherandgonowdeango
Same. I just roll with it ya know?
asteconn
Fat people come in two flavours: the soundest, most lovely people; and the foulest and most horrid.
NoFoxLeft
Same.
LoganCreed42
People on the internet whoring for likes
ShackledMason
With feminism going the way it is, you might just find out what its like being on the other side of the fence soon enough.
CherryEmpress
I mean, fat or not, sometimes it's really obvious that a guy is saying a few words to you just out of politeness when they're trying to (1)
CherryEmpress
get with your friend. But that's fine, and if my friend seems into it, I excuse myself.
takeyourbrotherandgonowdeango
So like a duff
ExodusDei
Being nice, doing a dare or a bad joke. Or "If you lost XX kg you would be my type/I would date you". The line came again 2 weeks ago.
highfunctioning
If it's me I'm not just being nice, I'm absolutely hitting on you
jtays
There need to be more guys like you then. :)
highfunctioning
I never said I was a guy. But seriously I am though, how you doin?
LuckyWristbands
I like your honesty. You must be high functioning
P7M8
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Haha same. I flat out turned a guy down at a party once who went in for a kiss because I didn't want to take advantage of a drunk guy.
BoopBoopDEEDoop
Lol Congrats on not raping
robertsonofpaul
What does that have to do with this?
PamelaSplooshPoovey
I don't assume a guy wants me just because he makes an overture that could be misconstrued?
drainbamageded
I'm the fat friend too. I leech off my very pretty friend's free drinks. She makes sure the dudes get me a drink. I love it haha
happyishturtle
Don't compare yourself to the people you're around, I bet you've missed some hints by assuming they're just being nice
ItWasNotMeItWasTheOneArmedMan
Did this for a year before he finally said right to my face, "I mean I LIKE LIKE you." Oh. Derp.
MistressJubbs
No one, because it's made up. I highly doubt anyone on 4-chan would be dating anyone, let alone an "8/10".
Stostri
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Morositas
I had to show up to one of my bf friends gatherings to prove I was real. Lol was pretty funny. They probably thought he used images from ggl
BoopBoopDEEDoop
Haaahahahaha
Dares
You've obviously not seen the guys on /fit/.
MistressJubbs
Because it's so hard to find pictures of fit people on the Internet. I've never been on 4-chan; I'm not a sexually repressed troglodyte.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
As soon as someone starts with "be me," nope no it wasn't. Never happened.
SephWalker
Be me. Thinking you're an idiot and also a piece of shit. Replying to see if this angers you.
dasmoons
be me. typing up a comment on imgur. eating my ice cream.
benroger
Be me. On my way to get pizza while commenting on Imgur
HiImTilted
Be me on the shitter
im0nmyway0ut
Girls who are in denial of their physical faults.
TheMagicalHindu
I was at a wedding for my 43 year old cousin. Say hi to her friend who is also ~40. I get yelled at by her other friend.. "SHES MARRIED!"
TheMagicalHindu
Like I met her the other day because Indian wedding = multiple days long so I said hello. Smh.