Sep 26, 2019 3:30 PM
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y0ur5e1f
Dyslexia sucks,this looks very jumbled to me. lol
reddenbocker
I've read a 365 page book in about 4 hours before, so I think I can read pretty fast as long as the content is interesting.
Selendrile
It's called Spritz. https://www.spritz.com/
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
Imacatflushingthetoilet
When are thry making the plug to my head like in the matrix? Just download it to my head.
blackmetalcoyote
How do you know you're not like that now? OOOooooOoOoO....
DaDudeAbides
v
Tantaburs
Was anyone else expecting Dickbutt? And was disappointed by the lack of Dickbutt?
bottomfragger2
This guy SPEAKS 500 words per minute https://youtu.be/4X4Fy8YqysY
76000BatteryLlamas
Is there a program or app that will take the text of a page and present it this way?
kunigit
There are a few, but I think Spritz is one of the main ones: https://www.spritz.com
goflyblind
BlackWalterWhite21
I said HARDER, not faster!
xenopus
Do anybody know of any apps that does this? Maybe with Kindle books? I have so much I should read...
naturalorang3
https://www.spreeder.com/
GorillaPilot
Big brain
VelvetCoffee
I want my Kindle to do this.
s1ka
Kindle android app does this, but the book has to be bought from amazon. They call it "word runner"
roxisasewingmachine
I'm so proud of myself right now
Tyggna
I kinda expected it to go up to 700-1000wpm and sneak in a dickbutt
alph2795
elephanthasnoname
As long as it makes sentence sense and not random words , seems to be legit
heyWhosAskin
More, please. That tingled my brain so good
TheMostModestMouse
reading speed and retention speed are two different things
jc0000
I thought I was a slow reader. Thanks for proving me wrong.
kushandkoolaid
BenGoodal
Unless you learn actual speed reading, where you read sections at a time rather than individual words. Been a long time since I did it 1/2
But I still read that way, and last time I was tested I was at 2500 words a minute.
dwude
Was expecting dickbutt
illogicalphallusies
you may be able to read the words faster, but studies have shown that you dont retain the info past around 350wpm(ish)
animal531
Meh, I can read a page a minute easily.
kkanne20
i can read over 600wpm ,last time i checked, but i can't remember a single goddamn thing i just read, haha
BlackCats4ever
Do you have any source info or follow-up so I can learn more about this? Fascinating.
my 350wpm number is a bit low, but this video will start you off: https://youtu.be/RmmQyE00vl4
Thanks!
spaceystacey
How long are we talking? I read to keep my mind occupied. Dont remember much once the book is done though
depends, does it matter reading Harry Potter? no. does it for the user manual for work? yes.
Absolutely agree but I'm not reading user manual at work to keep my mind occupied.
HoneNathan
Thats funny since I remember reading this all the other times its been reposted
i didnt say youd forget "what" you read (IE; I read harry potter) but how much of what you read you remember. https://youtu.be/RmmQyE00vl4
heyitssnowing
Faster you slut
RetardVillain
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
Slower u dick
Ersomer
R1Armadillo
Got u to 69!
MrBoogerPig
Slut
RpgKitten
Giggity
Iatesomecoffeecups
I got him to 699
Giggity giggity
MrFrodoSwagginz
Was kind of hoping it would end with a dickbutt.
snuffcarcass
It's information, not art
MattMcC980
MuchMemeVeryWow
........yes...the only word I can say
TheVillageGodess
I love it
WhyDontYouMakeMe
OneOneNiner
TresusIbor
THERE it is!
The1person
Hahaha
Lheurdes1337
Yes yes YES
steam1218
Spyderspy1458
Nice a Jojo Reference
Killozap
wow I love it
NitherNor
MisterD90
Iam jealous of D.va metabolism... I mean all that shit she eats and still..
DirtyWolfy
She metabolizes it, but moves through time and space and lands right in mei's phat ass
VDarksteel
Wat
minibois
TheGreatKingBowser
Let me just steal your meme.. Better than my current version of it !
WeAreStevo
As someone who was obsessed with this song as a kid, this is glorious
Metatality
RodinMaths
how fast? how many WPM?
BurntGrundleHairs
At least 4
CrossBetween
bout treefiddy
habisteez
*Insert southern auction (rap) video
powderballs
Count em
Tstevens
30 speed
Nedster64
Over 9000
ExtremelyHappyGuy
1 + more
At least 3
NothingthatIcanthinkof
Well you're not wrong
sfalkyb0
About medium
JuanaRIP
Extra medium
amyhadalittlepond
Much fast. Many wpm
I miss the old memes :(
Wow. Such read.
Ozrkil
Wait... This is amazing! Why aren’t books published this way? You have no idea how useful this is. Wow!
FromTheShadow
You can train yourself to read like this but it's a pain because you have to deal with the discomfort of not fully "hearing" it in ur brain
Lionskull
because anything past the most simple of concepts will get lost on you when the words come and go this fast.
HeadFullOfEmpty
They'd catch fire
DigitalBang
You want all the words printed in one spot?
boogiemanspud
https://spritzlet.com/
TurtleBabe
There are websites you can use. Like spreeder.
Potatopeelerkind
A big advantage of books is that they don't race ahead when you need time to process, and you can reread passages for better comprehension.
Also you can't get misled by an asshat editing your book like Wikipedia. I w as s writing a paper on Pancho Villa once and 1/2
In between night and morning someone added "he had a great moustache" to the intro. While very true, it's subjective and didnt belong lol
I also like the actual geography of a book. "I was 2/3 through and looking down and to the right when I read that thing I need to review" is
something you can't do with a kindle
TeePee50
It's neat but not that convenient for actual reading where your mind wanders and you look away at times.
Yea but imagine getting used to it... Reading like this for a couple of years would make your brain adapt and be more efficient dunno js
FatassNoodleDog
Maybe not crazy fast. But you can train to "catch" whole paragraps eventually if you get mental training in speed memorizing
But as someone said already, we need time to process. Books are more than just words. Sometimes you need to think a minute about the depth
Of the situation described in the book. I certainly am not fast reader- fast comprehending
Imagine if people spoke at 500 words a minute
futuredeaddad
Talking fast or slow does no good, if the listener is hard of hearing , you can spot em in large packs screaming about impeachment
RugAddict
Have you heard of women?
MrBubblehead
Ever met a French person?
WoeToHice
You mean like the list of side effects in the US commercials for meds?
HaniiPuppy
https://twitter.com/AndyArthurSmith/status/1163460902231801861
lordskiss
ever hung out with someone doing coke? my god
JosXII
welcome to spain
chrishallett83
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFOQtSMFXN4
DerpeDimmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVKTNQJunnU
sometimesifeellikeanut
TheHeckYaMeme
This doesn't have nearly enough upvotes. Well played, you nut.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Who is this?
John Moschitta Jr., affectionately known as the Mico Machine guy when he did the commercials for them.
hopethisoneworks
Eminem rap god.....
adamdwest
Or my girlfriend when she comes home angry from work.
GrizzlyBeer26
He could've gone racial he chose peace
MemoirsOfCalth
Imagine if Sherlock actually saw that hound.
MarshmallowBomb
Could get a lot of those pesky conversations over with really fast, though. Just nod.
LittleMsSparkles
According the the senior citizens I try to give talks to I get fairly close.
IAmTheBadW01f
My favorite feature on Youtube is the ability to speed up videos of people who talk too slow
here2laugh
ThePastmaster
I have one of those at work.
sebastVillain
Coocumbah
"95% wata, kidney cleansa great hydrata dEtox fiba good regulata!"
BidetAdvocate
I understood that reference. It hydrates you!
Steveness1
Don't have to, I've spoken to people doin coke
Allworknoplay82
Micro Machine Guy FTW
Hell yes lol he also did a bunch of FedEx ads about fast delivery, I love hearing him talk, doesn't even matter what he says
AeonsShadow
get a mexican mom mad enough and you'll double that.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
twiceroundforapound
My ex girlfriend after a line of coke if she saw a friend in the pub.
Bubbells
Feel like someone needs to edit in him eating a carrot at rapid speed
Tekni
ItsNotMurderIfItsRobots
I believe that's just called spanish.
vonKaiser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcAX25QTsPc
Nep51
My mother in law does...
3PiecesOfBread
They’d be doing commercials for Micro Machines.
SkywardSpork
You've never seen my 4 sisters my mum and 5 aunties make a gossip circle, we're all Irish. They can affect the air pressure in a room
PurveyorOfInsanity
Telemarketers, Auctioneers, Eminem...
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Yes ?
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
One of my colleagues does. We call her speedy. She thinks it's a loveable nickname. It's fucking not.
JdWllmsn
Just listen to Ben Shapiro
Im listening to him talk about impeaching trump right now
gordonweedman
NotAnIroningBoard
Clearly you’ve never been to Scotland.
CptRobotNinja
Or Mexico
Inarticulated
BobHubert
Thefear1984
canipleasejusthaveanameforonce
I see Gandalf got into the construction business
Rasdwatrium
Dogman1227
DeltaByte
passivepicasso
Imagine? Let me introduce you to my sister in law
TheAwkardDrip
My grandma does when she’s yelling at my mom and uncles in Spanish haha
Emmachen13
My grandma does all the time. My mum is almost as fast. We get faster as we age in my family. Warned my husband about this future already.
theglimmeringwarlock
Dude. As a white dude who speaks some Spanish everytime I'm with buddies who are fluent. I can't keep up :( hope to be fluent one day!
HerpestonMcDerping
Nurich
So she just needs a few minutes for all her titles
She bit it off
DrSpatula
EvoAngeL
y0ur5e1f
Dyslexia sucks,this looks very jumbled to me. lol
reddenbocker
I've read a 365 page book in about 4 hours before, so I think I can read pretty fast as long as the content is interesting.
Selendrile
It's called Spritz. https://www.spritz.com/
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
Imacatflushingthetoilet
When are thry making the plug to my head like in the matrix? Just download it to my head.
blackmetalcoyote
How do you know you're not like that now? OOOooooOoOoO....
DaDudeAbides
Tantaburs
Was anyone else expecting Dickbutt? And was disappointed by the lack of Dickbutt?
bottomfragger2
This guy SPEAKS 500 words per minute https://youtu.be/4X4Fy8YqysY
76000BatteryLlamas
Is there a program or app that will take the text of a page and present it this way?
kunigit
There are a few, but I think Spritz is one of the main ones: https://www.spritz.com
goflyblind
BlackWalterWhite21
I said HARDER, not faster!
xenopus
Do anybody know of any apps that does this? Maybe with Kindle books? I have so much I should read...
naturalorang3
https://www.spreeder.com/
GorillaPilot
Big brain
GorillaPilot
VelvetCoffee
I want my Kindle to do this.
s1ka
Kindle android app does this, but the book has to be bought from amazon. They call it "word runner"
roxisasewingmachine
I'm so proud of myself right now
Tyggna
I kinda expected it to go up to 700-1000wpm and sneak in a dickbutt
alph2795
elephanthasnoname
As long as it makes sentence sense and not random words , seems to be legit
heyWhosAskin
More, please. That tingled my brain so good
TheMostModestMouse
reading speed and retention speed are two different things
jc0000
I thought I was a slow reader. Thanks for proving me wrong.
kushandkoolaid
BenGoodal
Unless you learn actual speed reading, where you read sections at a time rather than individual words. Been a long time since I did it 1/2
BenGoodal
But I still read that way, and last time I was tested I was at 2500 words a minute.
dwude
Was expecting dickbutt
illogicalphallusies
you may be able to read the words faster, but studies have shown that you dont retain the info past around 350wpm(ish)
animal531
Meh, I can read a page a minute easily.
kkanne20
i can read over 600wpm ,last time i checked, but i can't remember a single goddamn thing i just read, haha
BlackCats4ever
Do you have any source info or follow-up so I can learn more about this? Fascinating.
illogicalphallusies
my 350wpm number is a bit low, but this video will start you off: https://youtu.be/RmmQyE00vl4
BlackCats4ever
Thanks!
spaceystacey
How long are we talking? I read to keep my mind occupied. Dont remember much once the book is done though
illogicalphallusies
depends, does it matter reading Harry Potter? no. does it for the user manual for work? yes.
spaceystacey
Absolutely agree but I'm not reading user manual at work to keep my mind occupied.
HoneNathan
Thats funny since I remember reading this all the other times its been reposted
illogicalphallusies
i didnt say youd forget "what" you read (IE; I read harry potter) but how much of what you read you remember. https://youtu.be/RmmQyE00vl4
heyitssnowing
Faster you slut
RetardVillain
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
Slower u dick
Ersomer
R1Armadillo
Got u to 69!
MrBoogerPig
Slut
RpgKitten
heyitssnowing
Giggity
Iatesomecoffeecups
I got him to 699
heyitssnowing
Giggity giggity
MrFrodoSwagginz
Was kind of hoping it would end with a dickbutt.
snuffcarcass
It's information, not art
MattMcC980
MuchMemeVeryWow
........yes...the only word I can say
TheVillageGodess
I love it
WhyDontYouMakeMe
OneOneNiner
TresusIbor
THERE it is!
The1person
Hahaha
Lheurdes1337
Yes yes YES
steam1218
Spyderspy1458
Nice a Jojo Reference
Killozap
wow I love it
NitherNor
MisterD90
Iam jealous of D.va metabolism... I mean all that shit she eats and still..
DirtyWolfy
She metabolizes it, but moves through time and space and lands right in mei's phat ass
VDarksteel
Wat
minibois
TheGreatKingBowser
minibois
Let me just steal your meme.. Better than my current version of it !
WeAreStevo
As someone who was obsessed with this song as a kid, this is glorious
MattMcC980
Metatality
RodinMaths
how fast? how many WPM?
BurntGrundleHairs
At least 4
CrossBetween
bout treefiddy
habisteez
*Insert southern auction (rap) video
powderballs
Count em
Tstevens
30 speed
Nedster64
Over 9000
ExtremelyHappyGuy
1 + more
MattMcC980
At least 3
NothingthatIcanthinkof
Well you're not wrong
sfalkyb0
About medium
JuanaRIP
Extra medium
amyhadalittlepond
Much fast. Many wpm
MrBoogerPig
I miss the old memes :(
MrBoogerPig
Wow. Such read.
Ozrkil
Wait... This is amazing! Why aren’t books published this way? You have no idea how useful this is. Wow!
FromTheShadow
You can train yourself to read like this but it's a pain because you have to deal with the discomfort of not fully "hearing" it in ur brain
Lionskull
because anything past the most simple of concepts will get lost on you when the words come and go this fast.
HeadFullOfEmpty
They'd catch fire
DigitalBang
You want all the words printed in one spot?
boogiemanspud
https://spritzlet.com/
TurtleBabe
There are websites you can use. Like spreeder.
Potatopeelerkind
A big advantage of books is that they don't race ahead when you need time to process, and you can reread passages for better comprehension.
blackmetalcoyote
Also you can't get misled by an asshat editing your book like Wikipedia. I w as s writing a paper on Pancho Villa once and 1/2
blackmetalcoyote
In between night and morning someone added "he had a great moustache" to the intro. While very true, it's subjective and didnt belong lol
snuffcarcass
I also like the actual geography of a book. "I was 2/3 through and looking down and to the right when I read that thing I need to review" is
snuffcarcass
something you can't do with a kindle
TeePee50
It's neat but not that convenient for actual reading where your mind wanders and you look away at times.
Ozrkil
Yea but imagine getting used to it... Reading like this for a couple of years would make your brain adapt and be more efficient dunno js
FatassNoodleDog
Maybe not crazy fast. But you can train to "catch" whole paragraps eventually if you get mental training in speed memorizing
FatassNoodleDog
But as someone said already, we need time to process. Books are more than just words. Sometimes you need to think a minute about the depth
FatassNoodleDog
Of the situation described in the book. I certainly am not fast reader- fast comprehending
GorillaPilot
Imagine if people spoke at 500 words a minute
futuredeaddad
Talking fast or slow does no good, if the listener is hard of hearing , you can spot em in large packs screaming about impeachment
RugAddict
Have you heard of women?
MrBubblehead
Ever met a French person?
WoeToHice
You mean like the list of side effects in the US commercials for meds?
HaniiPuppy
https://twitter.com/AndyArthurSmith/status/1163460902231801861
lordskiss
ever hung out with someone doing coke? my god
JosXII
welcome to spain
chrishallett83
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFOQtSMFXN4
DerpeDimmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVKTNQJunnU
sometimesifeellikeanut
TheHeckYaMeme
This doesn't have nearly enough upvotes. Well played, you nut.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Who is this?
sometimesifeellikeanut
John Moschitta Jr., affectionately known as the Mico Machine guy when he did the commercials for them.
hopethisoneworks
Eminem rap god.....
adamdwest
Or my girlfriend when she comes home angry from work.
GrizzlyBeer26
He could've gone racial he chose peace
MemoirsOfCalth
Imagine if Sherlock actually saw that hound.
MarshmallowBomb
Could get a lot of those pesky conversations over with really fast, though. Just nod.
LittleMsSparkles
According the the senior citizens I try to give talks to I get fairly close.
IAmTheBadW01f
My favorite feature on Youtube is the ability to speed up videos of people who talk too slow
here2laugh
ThePastmaster
I have one of those at work.
sebastVillain
Coocumbah
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
"95% wata, kidney cleansa great hydrata dEtox fiba good regulata!"
BidetAdvocate
I understood that reference. It hydrates you!
Steveness1
Don't have to, I've spoken to people doin coke
Allworknoplay82
Micro Machine Guy FTW
blackmetalcoyote
Hell yes lol he also did a bunch of FedEx ads about fast delivery, I love hearing him talk, doesn't even matter what he says
AeonsShadow
get a mexican mom mad enough and you'll double that.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
twiceroundforapound
My ex girlfriend after a line of coke if she saw a friend in the pub.
Bubbells
Feel like someone needs to edit in him eating a carrot at rapid speed
Tekni
ItsNotMurderIfItsRobots
I believe that's just called spanish.
vonKaiser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcAX25QTsPc
Nep51
My mother in law does...
3PiecesOfBread
They’d be doing commercials for Micro Machines.
SkywardSpork
You've never seen my 4 sisters my mum and 5 aunties make a gossip circle, we're all Irish. They can affect the air pressure in a room
PurveyorOfInsanity
Telemarketers, Auctioneers, Eminem...
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Yes ?
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
One of my colleagues does. We call her speedy. She thinks it's a loveable nickname. It's fucking not.
JdWllmsn
Just listen to Ben Shapiro
Iatesomecoffeecups
Im listening to him talk about impeaching trump right now
gordonweedman
NotAnIroningBoard
Clearly you’ve never been to Scotland.
CptRobotNinja
Or Mexico
Inarticulated
BobHubert
Thefear1984
canipleasejusthaveanameforonce
I see Gandalf got into the construction business
Rasdwatrium
Dogman1227
DeltaByte
passivepicasso
Imagine? Let me introduce you to my sister in law
TheAwkardDrip
My grandma does when she’s yelling at my mom and uncles in Spanish haha
Emmachen13
My grandma does all the time. My mum is almost as fast. We get faster as we age in my family. Warned my husband about this future already.
theglimmeringwarlock
Dude. As a white dude who speaks some Spanish everytime I'm with buddies who are fluent. I can't keep up :( hope to be fluent one day!
HerpestonMcDerping
Nurich
So she just needs a few minutes for all her titles
RetardVillain
She bit it off
DrSpatula
GorillaPilot
EvoAngeL