Date update. D8^D8?

Most of you probably remember this post if you're a full time imgurian (like me). If you don't, here's a little reminder. https://imgur.com/gallery/fAiiu . But unfortunately, I do not have a good update for you.

I know, I said the same thing. With imgur behind me I felt as if nothing could go wrong, I felt confident, I felt ready, and I was also pretty damn excited about going on a date. And of course, right on time, I was wrong.

I won't really go in to detail, (unless you send boobs to my inbox cause that's what everyone asks for nowadays), seeing as that could end poorly for both of us. Even though I can't stand NARCISSISTS and want to show them what life is REALLY about, I still chose to let it go and walk away. Granted, my shower of happiness quickly turned into PISS. I quickly got over it and focused on improving ME. But this ^ is my parting gif to the whole situation from what I understood. Thank you all for trying to get me a date, you have no idea how happy it made me! Now I gotta log OFF and sleep before I go back to work laying more water main. Have a great new years everyone, let's whip our dicks out and flip off 2016 as we embark into another year with new memes (finally)

TL;DR matched with girl on tinder, imgur got me to the FP for a date, find out said girl wasn't down for a date regardless of the FP or not.

Dog tax (sorry it's a selfie.) Her name is Winnie the Pooh, Winnie for short, but I just call her Winnie the Poop. If you met her, you'd understand why.