PhantomToons
97819
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Sep 9, 2017 12:53 AM
PhantomToons
97819
1502
45
seedye
I realized I had white privilege when I found out my friend was taught by his parents that getting a receipt is mandatory.
avestrainer
Go home and file that receipt under D, for doughnut
JennieCap
Love this! He was such a talented comedian
khazaria
Patrice O'Neal wants his receipt
JamColMan
Quit your bitching! Take the receipt and be thankful you can afford a luxury fing doughnut
RoughLikeYourMotherLikesItTrebek
Word spelt wrong
snotcaulk
Witch won?
somethingnotyettaken
I wonder if they've actually licensed that joke or if they're gonna end up owing his estate millions for this...
UsuallyComments
Escalator temporarily stairs.
wisooner
Have you met the IRS?
absolutezero182
But no ink is involved. It's just thermal paper
tooomanysteves
Stores are legally required to provide a receipt in Aus.
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
just give this man his donut ffs
Marmaladebee
Fucker did'nt even tip.
OneToothMany
Murder suspect probably
Snooginsauce
Patrice O Neal has a classic bit following that same train of thought
Templarfreak
Well, you need a timestamp for it. I don't see a timestamp on that receipt (Though to be fair we can't see the whole receipt)
Templarfreak
But let's assume there isn't one on the receipt. The Register may be keeping a log as well. The store copy receipt may also have a date.
Blackvz
Bullshit
BorLund
5 - 3.55 and no balance given? Am I reading it wrong?
ama3298
The total came to 3.55, the customer paid with a 5 dollar bill. No balance left to pay, and it doesn't mention change on this part
MotokoKusinagi
What kind of doughnut cost TREE FIDDY?? (and 5 cents)
takemystrifeplease
It's for if you want to return it
bigeasy44
imgurmage
Always upvote Mitch.
PercivalLongbottom
Hey thanks! Oh you mean Mr. Hedberg? My apologies.
HuffleTuff98
He's a comedian. This is one of his jokes.
stealthgunner385
He used to be a comedian. He still be, but he used to, too.
HuffleTuff98
Just used to be. He ded
CraigMcCann77
$3.55 for a doughnut? Damn! That better be a great doughnut !
tsigili1104
You paid $3.55 for ONE donut?????
RickySpanishhhhh
"Hey man I bet you didn't buy that donut!" "YEAH I did! Got a receipt for it back home in the fiiiile. Under D... for donut.รง
SmellsLikeAbortion
I got the DOCUMENTATION right here
AFatRaccoon
Boy howdy, this "Papers, Please" sequel is really shaping up
kennolan3576
"spelt" is not a word. It's "spelled".
JakeandAmeerkat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelt - just gonna leave this here
dogsarethebesthumans
I'm going to be the adult here and say- expense report tho
DataLady
Yep. In an old job I'd bring my team donuts every other Friday from the best donut place in AZ because I wanted one and I could expense it.
samsonguy920
Imagine being a cop being framed for a murder. But, lo! You discover the Dunkin Donuts receipt that proves you were at the other end of town
AFatRaccoon
Unfortunately, this imaginary cop was a black, gay cop, and the receipt was destroyed the moment it was presented
samsonguy920
Well, that's because the cop wasn't wearing his stunnah shades which would have prevented the receipt being vaporised upon viewing.
AFatRaccoon
A rookie move, for sure.
CidColetti
This is what I thought. When I was in training for my current job out of town we had a $40 per diem limit Bet your ass I expensed everything
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
My old job didn't have an expense limit when your supervisor took you to lunch for a quarterly performance review
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
My supervisor would order steak, with a side of lobster and a loaded potatoe along with a few magaritas.
nightaccio129
Quarterly reviews?! I've been sending my manager weekly reminder emails (at her request) for her to do reviews since last December :/
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
3/ the credentials.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
/2 part of those requirements was a thorough review every 3 months to keep track of my data, results, procedures etc etc by someone who had
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Quarterly reviews was because I had more responsibly than my degree allows unless certain exceptions and requirements are met.
nightaccio129
I mean, I got a 20% raise anyways, but it'd be awesome to know what I'm doing well on and where I could improve