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this is how i wanna go. Edit: wow front page thank you all!
Aug 21, 2017 6:54 AM
VenixflytrapTGV
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this is how i wanna go. Edit: wow front page thank you all!
alien86513
Its a god damned sugar glider...
ChateauDeBen
In NZ possums are pests and culled by the thousand. In Australia they're protected, kill one and you'll be thrown into a croc pit.
rex314
This is the image I think of when someone uses the phrase "I regret nothing".
mississippilessly318
I love how he’s holding his tummy like “oooph” *struggling to breath*
AlfredGaebeli
I regret nothing!
missdebonair0328
shunshul
no ragrets!
unavoidablyunavailable
None eh?
whoknows98765
I am Australian. There is a "kids" book called "Possum Magic" about a possum who cooks... this photo make it aliveeeeeee
skyblade22
I read that! In Canada lel
benseg1337
It's funny how far a 5 year old post from failblog can get you...
PandapandapandapandapandapandapandaIGotBroadsInAtlanta
Moriartea5
Reminds me of that scene in charlotte's web where the rat eats all the leftover food from the fair
Snaitf
Templeton was the first thing that came to my mind, as well.
Moriartea5
Templeton! Thank u, I could not remember his name!
sillyenglishknigit
Ironically one of the animals less likely to kill us down here. Still don't recommend trying to pick one up and pet it though :P
Camboobmac
Can confirm one ripped our cats face off, not even joking cat tried to take its baby, scalped it and took an eye. Had to put Smokey down:(
cowfucker
JimCarreyisDisappointedinYou
I'm sorry for your loss :'(
VenixflytrapTGV
i like how you say less likely
MexicanLobster
Probably wont kill you but if they scratch you you're probably going to need stitches
TimTamSlam128
Possums can be right little cunts when they want to be. Like how cats are cute but they can scratch like a motherfucker
sillyenglishknigit
Any wild animal can kill; you learn that growing up in Australia! Just depends on how, and how easily!
snoozer
In Canada there are wild - maple syrup fueled - door holders. Deadly AF
VenixflytrapTGV
so you get taught which animals you can take in a fight if you need to handy
ShyNynaeve
Aussie possums are cute. American opossoms - generally not so much.
Stanistani
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
"Shit, did I mixed up the possums? Oh well, pretty sure no one would notice." -God, probably
EngineerZero
I have a scar on my finger from an Australian possum. Turns out they're cute but still dangerous.
VenixflytrapTGV
well judging by that i must agree
TheHawkRules
But hey, at least ours can't get rabies!
steviedrawsdinos
You shut your whore mouth
Csel
there's a reason they are the only marsupial that survived in america
thegriffin88
Our possums have weird people hands and fucked up teeth. I'd be calmer about a coyote in my backyard than that thing. But they eat ticks.
steviedrawsdinos
SpacemanSpiff124
I love my boy, scooter. He's cute as hell and my daughters love him, too
billdozer86
You mean ROUSes? Rodents of unusual size.
ShyNynaeve
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
Love is Love
cattywumpus
Opossums are cuter when they're not "smiling"
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Heyyy... we have them in Canada too....
ShyNynaeve
I meant the continent in general, though I suppose I forgot:
GiantRobotsRule
I'm guessing the Australian one is highly venomous though, right?
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
American opossums are cute, too.
ShyNynaeve
They can be, hence the generally. It's just not always the case, unfortunately
Raevbur
Every since I watched Fantastic Mr Fox I think possums are generally cute.
jonnnney
At night they look like a child's face stuck in the bushes with entirely too many teeth.
mindolluin
NotTheBeees
Don't hurt possums, they eat thousands of ticks a day preventing lyme disease.
ShyNynaeve
Which is great! Lyme is terrible and often misdiagnosed.
LoveBigD
Found the PETA employee
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
Found the fucknugget.
Snooj
My wife had Lyme while pregnant. I am also in favor of opossums. They've never done anything to me.
bigbrother
yeah but the ones in NZ also carry Bovine TB.
youcanteven
And destroy native bird populations.
Amscolie
Not per day, bur they do eat them
Obsidian3
They are, but every other animal in Australia wants to kill you, so they had to give them a cute possum.
ACADEMIAexe
Rather can than "wants".
Whataremelon
Amazing too because american opossums are the only marsupial outside of Australia
SeriouslyAwkward
It's more like God made a mistake and accidently switched the possums around
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Wombats are cute too, though.
Ireallylikebigdogs
They turn into proper cunts once they grow older.
DefenderOfDog
Possum is probably poisonous or venous
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
They screech like a motherfucker when they fall off your roof though.
IAmTheBadW01f
I would imagine that's true of many things....
berniemcstab
They're neither, but they sure are kranky fuckers.
communicationbreakdown
So cranky! I can hear them at night fighting and/or mating, they growl pretty damn loud
Woahisthatafockingtigertank
I swear they're like fucking bricks when they run across roofs.