RampantUnicorn
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Jan 30, 2017 2:46 AM
RampantUnicorn
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Brendonaut
No toucha the fishy
chrizyo
we gonna need a bigger boat...
Deadpangod3
PizzaGovorun
JacMir18
kuroscorpion
Hey Gary..Gary, high five!- shark maybe
Mkonemo
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Extravagander
oozabooza
MUTHA FUCKAH GET OUTTA DA POOL!!!
igokero
guy on tops like "i should totally touch it lol"
M3turbo
What kind of cat is that?
Zahnradfee
Catfish.
Zahnradfee
Catfish.
Spazo
ModerateSaiyan
That is a big ass shark.
JujuRaeb
Their fhcking eyes man, they dont blink. So fucking dark.
Iaimtomisbehave
"Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. ...then they roll over white. . . ."(Quint)
JujuRaeb
They scare me to death
gnarphza
Went past going "I'm white; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...." :p
NinjaKittensEverywhere
It's Deep Blue!! They have other vids of her as well!
Dmetal2001
Let's say that the divers are base height of 6ft, then the Great White can be close to 20ft or more.
AnExistingBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday
Fucking gorgeous. I've always loved sharks.
Catspurlee
whoah
MeOweYouACat
I'm tired of Trump bringing out all these white pride people calling themselves not racist. Bet the Giant great Black shark is bigger!
TerribleAwful
http://imgur.com/6LqnSSe
karuso
Most people fear the great whites because of jaws(movie) but they aren't as aggressive as bull sharks which are responsible for most attacks
reebokwitdastraap
Need a banana for scale
tinybleeeeeeeeeeg
Does anyone have the source? Do they provide approx size and weight? Is it really above average size or is it just camera play? Gahhhhh
DaddyDune
My money is on Camera play - Shark close, cage in distance. No Banana for scale .
gnarphza
Large to be sure but not unnaturally so. They can grow to be about 11 - 16 foot long depending on sex
shaftinferno
Real shark, nicknamed Deep Blue. She's a 20 footer. As for her weight, let's just say she's a big girl.
DarthAsshat
I can't tell how big it really is because there's no banana for scale
prestonius
There obviously isn't room in the cage for the guy on top, on account of his massive balls...
spicepoet
There are a lot of wetsuits that got uncomfortably full in that vid.
BurgerExplosion
FennlyXerxich
BlueSpaceLizard
thatclimbingguy
I like how this doesn't even need text to be funny
bartybastly
Get the fuck back in the cage omg what are you doing?!
bananastandcheddah
Dude tried to pet it!
ArgentManor
I read somewhere that this shark was pregnant, that's whys it's so big !
thenakedchicken
That's a preggo shark. She's called Big Blue or something like that
RampantUnicorn
No matter how many times I read this comment I giggle.
Panzer89
His balls are far too large to fit in the cage.
nonamejanie
Totally my reaction
CaffeineManic
Not sure that cage would protect you...
DemonkingDan
He's accepting his fate.
thishousesmellslikefish
He probably goes out in the cold without a sweater too. His mom will kill him.
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
It's not supposed to be in the cage. The cage is for people.
xiphiasgladius
I don't think that shark would fit in that cage.
RyukR
She is a supposedly friendly shark who visits often.
MagChem
Looks like it by the sheer size. Must be a vegan.
XequR
Until she's not.
keysgirl221
IDGAF!!! This is why I don't go in water I can't see through
JustSittingHerePooping
Cant argue that logic.
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JustSittingHerePooping
Ah man I goofed duplicates?!
fudgepuppyorangecake
You haven't even considered how it's being filmed
IHateBeingBipolarItsAwesome
I have this fear that I go into a cage and the cables snap so it sinks, and I'd be too scared to swim out because sharks are everywhere.
aclarko
Could probably inflate your BCD enough that you could return to the surface
GanjaBombardier
That's a movie now I believe
NlGHTW0LF
Imagine getting swallowed by that thing
HeWhoShallNotBeFamed
I'd be more scared of getting a chunk bitten out of me
RampantUnicorn
It's absolutely horrifying.
NlGHTW0LF
I bet it would be cramped inside stomach
xane
Vore is not my fetish.
NlGHTW0LF
But it's so much fun!
Raeschen
hot
NlGHTW0LF
kinky
thatclimbingguy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheBrofessionaI
Fuck your imagination
NlGHTW0LF
*Fetish
MichaeIJCaboose
Kink shamed
NlGHTW0LF
TheInfamousSwissCheeseMasturbator
Some people get off on that.
NlGHTW0LF
"Don't fight it. It will be over faster if you stop resisting"
TheInfamousSwissCheeseMasturbator
TranswithacapitalD
If swallowed whole you'd likely die of suffocation before anything else, shark stomachs aren't designed to digest food straight after eating
NlGHTW0LF
What if you had a scuba tank with you?
pagliacci323
Cut yourself out of the shark.
NlGHTW0LF
with bare hands?
WhatAboutReefer
With your mouth
GadenKerensky
It wouldn't be uncommon for divers to have knives for defense in shark-prone waters.