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HinHaley
Upvote for Babylon 5.
cgn397
#2 that's not even a manta ray...
metalman125
Non Kane didn't make Batman. It was actually Bill Finger. Bob Kane just made the earliest version of Batman s design.
AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
Brought to you by cracked.com
thejackle
But that's a sting ray..
BeardyMcFace
Whoa whoa whoa... we can just repost Cracked articles here and get Front Page? brb...
drj37
Joel Schumaker was wrong.
Metalgearslade
Bob Kane came up with the name The Bat-Man, Bill Finger came up with pretty much everything else including the costume, story and alter ego.
Flapjackal
WILLY WONKA WAS MADE FOR THE BIG SCREEN WITH GENE WILDER. *angry face*
TheDarkWhiz
That pissed me off too.
bulldoghoarder
Anyone else think that Stan Lee's thumb looks like a penis coming into the photo?
RingoStalin
Glans Lee?
excepttheoneswhoaredead
damn, i forgot how strange looking Babylon 5 cgi was
Akmens
Am I the only one who doesn't think that Depp actually achieved what he was going for in both of those roles?
VelociRandom
#12 Johnny Deep? Johnny DEEP?!
KingofAnglia
#2 yeah thats not a manta ray
Uhwatm8
Now we introduth Warner Brotherth produther Leon Thchlethinger. - Mike Tython
PistolsOBrien
+1 for Tython
Vicith
I thought Vaders helmet was based off of Nazi's helmets? They both have that same curved lip around the helment.
ThatOneChickYouAllForgot
That and Stormtroopers.
captainobvioustits
seriously, it's identical to the nazi helmet, and they're basically space nazis, what gives?
ThatOneChickYouAllForgot
That and Stormtroopers.
WillDrug
Charlie and the chocolate factory is originally Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory which originally is a book. And Depp is horrible in it
Bigcurly2000
Actually the book is called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory too, it's just the 70's movie called Willie Wonka (and Roald Dahl HATED it)
ultimatezeus
he hated the title or the film?
WillDrug
Yes, I didn't name the book, it didn't fit. And I don't think he would very much care for Depp's performance as well
eagles000506
Anyone else notice 2x daffy duck images?
CodyL95
I did, sorry, must have saved the image into the folder twice
xochiluvr
Anyone else notice 2x daffy duck images?
PoorlyContrivedUsername
Not even going to pretend like this wasn't just copied and pasted from Cracked, huh?
HalifaxMax
Cracked.com? America's ONLY comedy website since 1952? Never heard of it. This is real OC...
elbart
Not seen the watermarks?
whatspaulplayingtoday
All you're fucking doing is taking a goddamn Cracked Photoplasty and moving it here. what the fuck.
FatnissEverMeme
Not everyone goes on that website, so some people might not have soon it before...
whatspaulplayingtoday
I'm angry about the laziness of it, not that it's here.
LearnedCoward
This is a Photoplasty? Meaning it's all fake?
whatspaulplayingtoday
It's a photoshop contest that Cracked runs, they call it a Photoplasty. The stuff in it is supposed to be factual, but still a lazy (1/2)
whatspaulplayingtoday
way to get some points. (2/2)
ImNotGayBut10BucksIs10bucks
#2 Del Torro based the pale man on Francisco Goya's painting Saturn devouring his son. You should look it up it's really freaky.
rystarg
Does it bug anyone else that in #2 that's a sting ray and not a manta?? No?? Just me?? Okay
Hugoduckandweaving
I didn't realize, but thanks. I feel smarter for you pointing it out. Seriously!
allthenamesaregone
And that it's on its back not its belly?
UndeadGabe
Potato tomato
tooomanysteves
I thought stingrays were a sub-set of manta rays?
tooomanysteves
tooomanysteves
Nope, I had it backwards: "Although they do not have stingers, manta rays are technically a type of stingray"
Encyniclopedia
Joel Schumacher was wrong apparently. Doodling on filmposters doesn't seen like a good casting approach
gorillaClutch
To be fair the whole jedi concept is basically a rip of samurais and Buddhism
Vosian
To be fair, with the Jedi Order, it's more a half and half mix between that and Knightly orders in Europe, like the Knights Templar
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
EXCEPT THAT IT'S IN SPACE AND HAS ALIENS AND EXPLOSIONS AND BOUNTY HUNTERS WITH JETS! WHERE'S THE BUDOKAN FOR LIFE ABOARD THE DEATH STAR?!
backtobackpanicattack
AND SHOUTING, LOTS OF SHOUTING!
agamemnonymous
It's directly based on an old samurai film
policyofcoverage
You say rip off instead of honor to. Were ideas never repeated, they would fade away.
ColinCastro
Always looked more like a nazi helmet
Flyndaran
His goons were called stormtroopers, after all. It doesn't take a historian to get the Nazi parallels.
DidItForScience
And quite possibly Islam. https://almihrab.wordpress.com/2011/04/29/star-wars-an-islamic-perspective/
Unquote
The whole Star Wars story is generic as fuck so...
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
Except Bob Kane is the Thomas Edison of batman, all he did was steal the work for it. I don't remember who actually did it though.
MetaphysicalPotato
Bill Finger
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
Thank you.
LurkyMcLurker
Bob Kane didn't invent batman.
Bigcurly2000
Well, he invented the initial idea, then greater minds did the rest of the work while he took all the credit :o)
LurkyMcLurker
True, I believe DC Comics has started to give Bill Finger credit.
Wittedchimp
Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow
YouAreNowBlinkingAndBreathingManuallyAndHaveTheSuddenUrgeToYawn
gon triple-check Sparrow isn't Depp's mockery of his own portrayal of Hunter Thompson. even Murray warned that Depp'll play Thompson forever
Zhouse301
By far the worst pirate I've ever heard of
MidLifeChrysler
But you *have* heard of him.
Vectorman2
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE!
Sacurason
OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR!
aspiringgoodenoughist
I'm beginning to believe the "any events similar to this story are purely conicendental" line less and less these days
EatDrinkFerk
*scrolls to bottom for rant about Willy Wonka being adapted for film in 2005
DeeDoubleYu
Ahaha, I did the same thing... going back up now to finish reading the rest.
EatDrinkFerk
I didn't even. Can't even.
antenope
I too, am looking for this.
WrongUn
But he didn't make a good Batman....
bobbi21
"it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." If the script and directing were better, any decent actor would be ok.
magpie88
but he was so damn pretty
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
And that's how you end up with nipples on the Bat Suit.
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
I have nipples, Gregg. Can you milk me?
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/a5/a5b2972a5218df9fad1f7ba09012452c78cf8e8a399f7c83496e47d5e57248d0.jpg
ameo
for which he actually apologized. at least for that movie with Robin
khimeira
I scrolled with great frenzy to see if a comment would said it out loud. Thanks you!
DrHowardBannister
That post is WRONG. It was a magazine cover with Clooney and not a poster.
Canofminus
That movie was a culmination of everything that sucked in the 1990's. No one walked out of that movie unscathed.
orangemocha
Destroyed Alicia Silverstone's career
orangemocha
Destroyed Alicia Silverstone's career
Azsunyx
"I ALWAYS apologize for Batman & Robin" https://youtu.be/UkfVElZZyNQ?t=96
prixels
he had nipples for Christs sake
Dooood
Can you milk him, Greg? Can you?
HighPriestofthefallen
He can't help it, had good parents
BorisDisco
Good *looking* Batman.
BeerNinjaEsq
Nope. He made the BEST ONE! Just kidding. Sorry, Adam West.
bachterman
quick robin! tweak my bat-nipples!
absolutezero182
Well to be fair it was mainly the batnipples that threw everyone off
OscarsEstus
Yeah I didn't really like Clooney as the bat either
PATRlCKBATEMAN
Neither did George http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzcSCf3kwg
SpecimenSpiff
A... bat... CREDIT CARD?!?!
Evillink1
A bat...business card? The tasteful thickness of it. It even has a watermark!
sugar3
Never leave the cave without it.
Horus175
He had a suit with nipples on it and THAT is where you thought it went too far?
Xerubay
It's a review quote.
SnarkyScience
I understood that reference to a reference.
SpecimenSpiff
*high five*
mzxrules
you de-referenced that reference to a reference
mzxrules
you de-referenced that reference to a reference
SnarkyScience
Keep your C shit away from me.
SomethingCleverBand
BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT
TrevHead
IDontThinkYouKnowWhatThatMeans.jpeg
SomethingCleverBand
It's a moment that makes no sense in the movie and does not progress the plot in any way. Which is what my comment did. Yaburnt.
TrevHead
Ah, I thought you were referencing one in Batman & Robin. I couldn't recall their being one hence my confusion. No need to DV me though.
TrevHead
Ah, I thought you were referencing one in Batman & Robin. I couldn't recall their being one hence my confusion. No need to DV me though.
Schmedes
He did fine. It was a campy version and he did fine in it. The rest of the movie sucked pretty bad though.
NightRush
Honestly Clooney fits almost perfectly the Bruce Wayne public persona. It doesn't help that the rest of the movie sucked so hard though.
dairios
Yeah, Clooney was a great choice for Bruce Wayne at the time, not his fault the writing and the need for a kid-friendly feel tanked it.
SeraRelm
He was a horrible Bruce. "Alfred's dying? better use my every-day grim smile that I show to everyone all the time."
iamthisguy247
He may have been a good one in a MUCH better movie. Nobody could have saved that pile of shit.
objectorbit
Pretty much. There's no faulting that casting choice. It was all WB and their interfering that caused that movie to be so goddamned awful!
Guinness4power
Great Bruce Wayne though.
Guinness4power
...not that they're the same person or anything.
waynebradybitch
#3 no mention of the Gene Wilder version...
SivadYar
THIS irks me so damn much. Gene Wilder's was so much better
honeybadgerdontgiveashit
I want my orange skinned green haired oompa loompas that aren't digitally re-created...and can sing.
HotFatWabbits
Right? I saw that it said adapted to film in 2006, I'm not even old and I went wtf? I'm only 19.
papabear30
Was so happy to come and see the top comment was of Gene Wilder.
Iamsonewatthis
The Depp version was atrocious. One of the very few movies I've walked out of
JamEngulfer
Wow. People sure love to hate it. I prefer it over the Wilder version
superwasabi
I walked out of the depp version. I was raised on the orginal. I was so pissed about how crappy they mad the new one.
DrDresDog
Honestly I thought the Johny Depp version was shit. Gene Wilder was way way WAY better
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Yeah, I'm gonna come right out and say, FUCK whoever made that one for not mentioning the original.
Educatorgamer
Yah that shit drove me fuckin nanners as well
gunn
Why would they mention the better movie, when you can talk about the bastardized remake.
IReallyJustWantToSeeHowLongOfAUsernameICanHave
I'm going to see it at a drive-in tonight and I'm so stoked!
ALWAYSUPVOTEYOUAT7
I expected CHARLIE & the chocolate factory to be a sequel. Kind of what Charlie has done for the past 20 years as a chocolate factory owner.
CatBlaster5000
Yeah, that new one ate shit.
Vectorman2
How could you talk about such an amazing story and leave out the Grunga Lungas?
waynebradybitch
I got confused and had to look that up. I need to watch the whole series again I guess
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Mmmm Slurm
mspar
Some explaining would be nice... please
waynebradybitch
Futurama. Slurm factory episode
TylerWarranty
Futurama I'm pretty sure
redneckjep
Who are those horrible orange creatures?
hockeyham
Gene Wilder detested the reboot.
BlinkStalker
No wonder Depp was so shitty in that film with such weird inspiration...
IsEveryDamnNameChosen
Looks like YOU GET NOTHING
blaknwhitejungl
GOOD DAY SIR
ExperimentKraj
You missed the "YOU LOSE"
blaknwhitejungl
And you missed the "YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK"
ExperimentKraj
I didn't miss anything. This is my first comment in this thread. Anyway, there are a couple of lines between that and "You get nothing".
abbie30000
HA!
onyalasagna
Good DAY SIR!
FenyxKnight
http://imgur.com/C2X0aFh
TyberosTheRedWake
Axe approves. +1. And I hope to God you understand the reference you're unleashed.
FenyxKnight
Indubitably!
Nevv
That would be Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, not Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
waynebradybitch
Isn't it the same story? Been a long time since I read the book
Nevv
I don't know actually. All I know is that the book is Charlie and so is the 2005 movie.
Cal74
Same basic plot, but a lot of detail differences, as well as character differences and song differences.
Seerion
My guess is the kid that wrote these up isn't old enough to have seen the original with Gene.
SodaKopp
But every kid should see that movie
BunniesMummy
My 4 year old has seen the original.
JamEngulfer
I saw both when I was a kid. WAY preferred the Depp version. It felt closer to the books and I enjoyed it more
quasiix
Cheers. Always hated the Wilder one- mainly because I loved the book.