Lisbondizzlewood
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Feb 25, 2017 11:07 PM
Lisbondizzlewood
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MezzedUp
Hoe gymnastics
ballq
Rocking the dad bod best decision I ever made as a bachelor
ProfPeelerPhD
We all need to take a minute to admire the serious amount of dedication and hard work this woman has applied to her craft.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Not even the strippers I work with, who practice this daily are this good.
ImaFullNudeTypaBitch
Hold my wine cooler.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Imgur expert: That pole gonna rip right outta floor. Other Imgur expert: Actually, stripper poles need flexibility to allow maximum velocity
keyblader1985
When the bus driver slams the brakes
Lisbondizzlewood
Nice
valormorghulis
crossfitjesus
that pole is stronger than most people's relationships
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
Deltablue
No way would I trust her with my penis.
Duskz
There are two places this would come in handy. Striping or the circus.
ScopesMouthwashTrial
the girl in the back with the face palm is the best part.
HiddenSanity
That's not a facepalm, that's trying to keep her mind from exploding out her forehead.
SlappaDaBasss
Unsure if she's simply impressed, caught an eyefull... Or both.
ChronologicalMyopia
I was sure she was impressed, like "holy fuck I can not do that." Now after looking again, those were some major splits right at eye level.
NicHanafey
You can see her view in the mirror lol I think you may be right
ChronologicalMyopia
And those are almost like swim bottoms, that fabric can shift. Now I'm almost convinced that was a "and there's her vagina," reaction.
maetrix
Someone needs to find the source then CSI:zoom-enhance that mirror.
SlappaDaBasss
For science!
apsychoticpenguinforgothismeds
Christ, the comments. Professional pole dancing is an actual thing that has nothing to do with stripclubs. 1/2
apsychoticpenguinforgothismeds
Girlfriend used to pole dance until two years ago when she started silks/lyra. She, nor any of her classmates or teachers, ever stripped.
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apsychoticpenguinforgothismeds
I don't count the private ones.
DOMineered
Yesaye94
Hold my beer.
arcticchick
I'd actually love to take a pole class.... incredible strength work. Fun fact: they make portable stripper poles. For the ho on the go.
Heckspress
just imagine being at the railing in a strip club making it rain and then catching a full speed swinging foot to the face
HP4PO
elppapple
Rubber wrist?
ThatJerkYouKnow
Honestly, using the phrase "daddy issues" to describe just ANY young woman who moves/dresses sexy is the cringiest, creepiest shit.
TaintJuicer
Lisbondizzlewood
This is not a safe space, or a virtual destination crafted to protect your feelings or adopt assumptions concerning humor and culture.
Duskilas
This is the laziest defense i have seen.to someone.not agreeing with you, 0/10 apply yourself
stygyan
Weird how most guys who use the "this is not a safe space" card get offended when being called out on something.
RandomActsOfDrunkenness
I'm willing to bet /r/TheRedPill is this guy's safe space
RandomActsOfDrunkenness
Nah, it's just really low hanging comedic fruit. Like so low you have to dig a hole to get to it because it's a tuber. You need fresh jokes
ThatJerkYouKnow
Yeah. It's not a safe space. That's why I call cringey assholes out for being creepy and in all likelihood, sexually/emotionally stunted :)
ThatJerkYouKnow
Take YOUR assumptions about me and stick'em right up your ass, scout! lol
Lisbondizzlewood
"Those who create nothing are often the biggest dicks"
eroso
At first I thought so too, but then I remembered I know only one poledancer, she is a national champion and has severe daddy issues.
therollercoasteroflife
Dexterity level 100
bippityboppitybuttsex
Vertical Bar needs to be an Olympic gymnastics event
nominaltoactual2
Yes...yes it does.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Agreed. It's a totally legit pro sport, and as difficult as any other gymnastics.
thehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbits
But actually.
LobsterswithPanties
Strip pipe* but it really does
Owlberightback
I honestly think the Russians would win a few medals here.
ThomasjServo
"Coming up to the vertical bar from Las Vegas as the entire US Team is, is the captain Cinnamon LaRue. Can't wait to see her routine Tom."
fistermatic5000
"Do you have change for a 20, Jim?" - Tom
fistermatic5000
The way the last olympics cameras were focused on nothing but ass when the athletes were bending over, they have no excuse not to.
ImNotAnOrange
you realize if they did that, we would soon have 12 yo little girls dancing on stripper poles in front of an international audience
BurlRavenscroft
SOLD!
Lischu
That already happened. Olga Trifonova won Russia's got talent when she was 11. After that she has won many international championships.
bippityboppitybuttsex
I don't think 12 yo's have the upper body strength
DranksAndDragons
Core strength mostly, then upper body, then legs.
KaJuN
Have you seen kids climbing rock walls? They put Spiderman to shame.
BryNoSportsCreator
That's a bold move cotton lol
mitchconnor
Well, I'm sure not gonna see her at Mac's Two.
Lurkingoff
fyrekitten
Those are some mighty strong bolts.
m0wgli
The best part is when the stripper's 6 inch heels fly off and impales into your eyeball.
CantHelpButLol
Weeeeee! ~