Dump of Real Messages I Have Received as a Lady on Dating Sites

Dec 30, 2017 3:46 AM

mrsfunfactory

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It might have been a language issue, but it wasn’t.

This one loves commas

Big fan of emoji flirting right here

So close but so far

He did not look like my zaida.

He will never find out that I do have boobs.

I picked the option to never speak to him

I was not in the mood

I didn’t even know what to say

How about I don’t

I’ll admit I considered it. I’m not entirely opposed

My hair was red. Stacey is a fake name I gave him because he made me uncomfortable.

You sir, can not

This was the last part of about 25 similar messages

I was very indifferent about responding

Not Instagram, but close

He was never given the opportunity

This one is definitely my favourite

He was right that it was pushy

0 to 100

Nope. No chance

"CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A CLITTY LICK?" IM CRYING

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Alright, I thought being less smooth than me was impossible, but compared to these guys, I'm Rick James slathered in butter.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guys that say similar weird things IRL make me wish I could long fart on demand to scare them off.

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

geez if thats my competition maybe i should start dating again... maybe

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maintaining eye contact the entire time is vital

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Absolutely!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I woke up the neighbors laughing at this, thank you. Such a glorious mental image.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Haha love it! Happy to help.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a straight chick and I'd date you just for this comment.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You hope it would scare them off. You might just egg on someone with just that fetish.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wow I know I'm not good at this sort of thing, but after reading through these I can reluctantly say I'm not the worst.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This post picked my interest.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The bear wrestling is at lest tamely phrased. You have my sympathies, @OP :(

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Bear wrestler and waffle one would've gotten a response from me tbh

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

“Will you have sex?” is the dating equivalent of “what’s the least you’ll take for [item you’re selling]?”

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a woman, I can concur.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I am a huge fan of the way you blocked out faces.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If calling you a chocolate chip pancake in a sea of burnt waffles does work then what chance do I have?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

@OP serious question: What would be an appropriate opening question or conversation to start when first interacting via online dating?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not OP but say why you're messaging them without mentioning their appearance and keep it friendly with maybe a question they can answer.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I get like a 90% response rate with opening with: “I’m in Target and have $20 to spend- what should I buy?” Seriously.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like I've definitely seen that first one before...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did you send it?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

No. I just go straight to the unsolicited dick pick.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If all you have is your dick to show, then that's probably all you are! ♀️

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

And you seem like an asshole. You know what dicks do to assholes? Absolutely nothing without full consent.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm joking, you seem great.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck I was not ready for that.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They never are.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahahaha +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a girl on dating sites, yes. I get this crap all the time. Glad and terribly sad that I'm not alone.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

On gay apps most go directly to the sex part as well, difference is, recipient is often along the same lines, so it often works out.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was actually curious about this the other day, interesting

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thinking of this, I suppose guys should be equally offended when girls insist on all the other stuff, when that is unwanted by the guys.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh, getting offended in general is a waste of time and energy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get offended, just frustrated.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I totally agree, alas too many don't.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Out of curiosity do you ever message first?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I went on those dating sites, I’d only message guys when I’d had a drink or two. I was to shy to message first Incase I was rejected :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And this is the real tragedy, women rarely if ever message first (except strangely overweight older ladies from Utah for some reason...)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I message guys all the time. I often get turned down.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But guys have to message and get rejected >9/10 times. Fair?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. I message first a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know I've tried. I have never had one respond back.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But when alone bar hopping I can meet people and get dates no problem... I don’t know why I can’t make online work :/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How has that worked out? Half the time I send first/half I just wait and see. Yet to get messgd first. But then again zero success w/ online

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of the time when I message first, I get ignored.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I.. What... What's wrong with just introducing yourself?..

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I meant them, not you.. I'm a fool

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You quickly learn that it doesn't work

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So, for them the logical follow up is that.. haha :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amanda or Stacey?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who knows anymore!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I would have replied to chocochip pancake dude, my weakness is food

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck calls someone they never met "my chubby"? And the "uncalibrated" guy was fedora tipping hard.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can't believe,"Hey" got a response and he ruined it by "suck my dick baby?"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A normal response in the middle of all that I’m sure she was desperate...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never uses Tinder or OkCupid, but I did okay on Bumble. Never got shit like this, went out on a few dates and had a few hookups. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fifty two of them?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@mrsfunfactory +1 for the French Canadian Imgurette

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok now I get why some responded in french I was so confused until I saw this comment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Represent!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 is so fucking cringe... v

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...Aren't I right or what?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dating sites are nightmares for girls. A year later, my stalker still pops up. I got similar msgs and worse from guys.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Dating sites are nightmares for everybody

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

A thing to be said for arranged marriage.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you proposing?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, but if you need i will find you one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do share them! https://imgur.com/r/creepyPMs/ is one of my goto places when I wanna get my jimmies rustled.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

oh dear i didn't know how much i needed and didn't need this. damn my curiosity.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You'll come for the quick laugh but stay for the loathing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Obligatory "bob and vagene" comment

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Bitch lasagna

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

this reference will never not make me laugh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Eating you out for an hour or two, then fucking you four to five hours". Jesus, I'm chafed just thinking about it.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Amen sister

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry @avalani is my sister.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lockjaw and Viagra are one hell of a combo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thought exactly. It's supposed to sound impressive, but mostly sounds arduous and horrible.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eh, I had a girlfriend a while back where we'd go at it for a few hours at a time some nights. It's fine if both are in the right mood.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was also a psychopath, so that might contribute.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just what a virgin thinks sex is like.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or what insecure men think women want to hear.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this real? This is awful. I'm sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 351 Dislikes 5

Oh, it's real. And they get so much worse

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ohh yes, and worse. Plus any time you turn one down you might get called fat and/or ugly in retaliation.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yop this kind of messages what I got. Had a photo without cleavage, or visible boobs and still.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have gotten worse. At least Canadians are nice. Shout out to @wouldyoulikedickpics

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% real

8 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 4

But can you smuggle me cretonade across the border?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp its time to put a wig on and go farm some cringe content from dating sites.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I went as far as spending 20$ on tinderplus and all it gave me was a massive headache. Online dating sucks and these guys are the reason.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Well, tinder is for hookups so unless you were looking for that, it's obvious it would give you a headache.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Why did you block their faces? I believe public shaming would help.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

So are you a Stacey or Amanda then?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, you didn't know? Yeah, this is reality for women on the internet. Not even just on dating sites either.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not even exclusive to internet. A guy in a bus stop kept insisting I tried his ravioli (he had a fucking tupper full of them). 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Getting closer and closer with his ravioli breath and trying to hug me. All the while calling me pretty and trying to mouth feed me. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the hell do men do this? I mean, aside from it being impolite it is bloody futile.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Testosterone and loneliness r a hell of a drug. I'm not saying it's right, it is actually a case of pity them. Rejection colours their world

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

These are typical, I’m sure she has seen worse , sadly.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 31, 2017 11:46 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I would not be shocked if you appeared in a dump like this

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I don't understand, what's the beef?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Diminishing the seriousness of online harassment is a dick move. Also, calling women females is creepy and gross.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seriously females get upset at anything now lmao

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

“females”

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Seriously underrated show. And best reason no one should ever say 'females' like that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha ha, thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

As a chick on dating sites, it's real, but if you don't respond to every single "hi" (you get about 30 of them a day), you won't see it much

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

30 a day?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's not uncommon. I used to get 50 a day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suppose it depends on town and site and how active you are on said site.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And people wonder why online dating has a social stigma.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As someone who used to online date in the early 2000s, when online people weren't "real", I feel like this isn't why.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has more than one stigma, and the stigma from the early 2000s that every woman was a scammer still exists, but it's less prevalent.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a guy on dating sites, those replies are cringey as hell. Who the hell thinks stuff like that actually works? Just introduce yourself?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Because some people are on dating sites because they're introverts. And many are on there because something is wrong with them.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Speaking as an introvert, please don't assosiate 'us' with crap like that. Being a twatwaffel != being an introvert :p

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Chill out, I never said it did. I'm just saying both those kinds of people are on there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm on there because I like nerdy women who can I share an Xbox with. Just try to be polite and see where it goes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But fuck everyone's interests are like "hikes" and "the outdoors" and "having fun and laughing".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty much. I'm on there because I'm a PC woman gamer, who wants to date a man who also knows how to put together a computer.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuckin hell. I mean really, Jesus Christ... Hey ladies of imgur is this a lot or average?

8 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 3

Wow every lady here is so damn popular yet i never in my life recieved any texts like these... fuck im ugly....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is the usual

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Hell, I've gotten messages like these unsolicited through Facebook messenger. This is pretty standard.

8 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 0

Some people are real garbage I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If you're really curious, set up a fake profile, make the female moderately attractive/friendly, and Watch What Happens.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got one on FB like that and when I kindly declined to masturbate on Skype for him he told me what a prude cunt I am and how I'll never 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Find a man that treats me right. I never chatted with him, he opened up with the Skype line.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pretty standard, from my experiences. Its....there aren't even words for it, to be honest.

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

To be fair and honest, there are women that are just as bad/pushy on there....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was about 98% of my inbox when I tried online dating. If there were any decent men, they got lost in a sea of shitbags.

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

There were, and their inbox was just tumbleweeds passing by

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Ugh. I’m getting divorced and I am clueless about online dating. Not looking forward to it, and I’m a guy so I’m spare that shit I think?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

MFW Decent man lost in shit sea: https://imgur.com/swj3xPd

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

God damn. I literally just got back from a date started online. She asked a couple blatantly obvious weed out questions really quick 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

which I thought was odd, but I really feel better about it now.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd like to believe this is why I never get any responses...but instead, I can't help but interpret it as "I'm unlovable garbage".

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Aww, buck up buddy. That’s how we all feel. *sad face*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah.... same.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly my experience

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Average. And I am not on dating sites

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Dude I legit get asked if I wanna see someone dick on this website, it's 1000x worse on tinder/other sites

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

At least they ask and don't sent unsolicited ones, I've found that a refreshing change on here

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a guy threaten to kidnap me and take me to Mexico bc I wasn’t sending him any titties, so you could say this is par for the course

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Pretty average. I’ve encountered worse. Talk to some for a few days and they become terribly aggressive/possessive of you.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yayyyyy online dating as a woman.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Typical for dating sites. The block button is a godsend.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Average. The harassment is daily

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Average. I get them on Facebook and Instagram too.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

So so normal.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Pretty normal

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm not even on ant dating websites and I still manage to receive messages like this.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately standard. Gotta use the block button too cause they get angry, harass-y, or creepy if/when you don’t reply the way they want.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I've had a female dating profile. Significantly more crude remarks, dick pics and outright abuse than I've ever had on Grindr.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

And Grindr/Growlr can get pretty greasy so that's saying something

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so disappointed Growlr isn't for lesbians.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Out of curiosity - are you a kiwi?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha yes, is it a Kiwi thing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, I recognised your username as the Maori word for rat. Fellow Kiwi.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh duh, of course. :> Which area you in? Happy New year!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uggo here. Yeah, if there's even a chance that you have something vaguely resembling a vagina, you'll get these messages. No exceptions.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Online anywhere, make it known you're female and yes you get this. Games/dating/social networks. I have a male online presence because of it

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Definitely standard. Dating sites are the worst.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've had this happen to me so many times, I'm not upset by it anymore, wish I could send it to their mothers but not upset.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Real question why don’t you? Like if it happens on Facebook or something?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's mostly dating sites so I can't unfortunately

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every female friend I've ever had gets regularly harassed by guys in real life, so I can't imagine how much worse it can be online.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yup. Also get them through weird channels, like Trivia Crack or LinkedIn...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is happened on every platform of social media I have been on in some form or another to varying degrees. Even had a stalker for a bit.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Pretty average- one thing missing is the "well fuck you bitch, you're ugly anyways" after saying no

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Donno, never dated online. But yhe feal life equivalent of having some guy in a bar just grab you while yelling 'wanna fuck?' has happened..

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

More than once :(

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Par for the course.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Average. I get some that would embarrass you

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

LOL EVERY DAY

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, I'm an ugly lady, so I'm safe.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I doubt your ugly. It might just be your profiles don't show you are female at first glance.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I am veeeeery fat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if fat you can still be attractive.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You’re not! I am too. Pussy is pussy for some!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Well according to guys who just got rejected, every woman they hit on is "fat and ugly".

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm fat and ugly... I got "Its not like you can afford to be choosy". And yet.. I am

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Even us ugly girls have got standards.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hells yes. I get that guys are lonely, but being rude wont get you any closer to my ugly ass.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They act like you're starving to death and their dick is made of pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Disappointing damned pizza

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. The truth is, it's more like there's nothing on TV and their dick is The Big Bang Theory. I'd rather just watch nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Average, I've even gotten this crap here on imgur. Its fucking gross man, Sadly we can't do much about it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I could make screenshots even of imgur messages.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The answers here disturb me. I was close to regaining hope in humanity too! :(

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Average

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is vanilla. Mild for me, at least. :D I wouldn't even bother reading these had they been in my inbox over on OkC xD

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Average.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Quite normal. Even happened on some sales apps when just trying to sell my running thights or some dresses.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that a misspelling? Or is there something called a thight, and is it like shorts made of tights that only cover your thighs?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really want it to be the latter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ops, my bad. *tights :p

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's disappointing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happens often, I just wrote a research paper for grad school about it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is standard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Average. For me at least 4 out of 10 messages are like this, and worse.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've had one guy ask if I wanted dick pics. Odd that it was out of the blue, but I was grateful he thought to ask first...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Less than average.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Common. I get a lot of unsoliciter dick pics on instagram and fb message a lot too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still get messages from guys I went to high school with, even though we rarely even spoke and I'm engaged.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Average. Online dating is scary

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

average. As soon as people know you're a lady, prepare for dick pics and this kind of crap.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude said if he saw me on campus he was gonna grab me and face fuck me, so pretty average.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Gosh, what a charming guy. How could you possibly resist?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are married with children now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Average. Most of them get mad if you say no, some start to barter how they deserve a chance... its really tiresome

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Yep. I always remember a guy that graciously accepts a ‘not right now’ irl cause when it is a good time, imma hit him up for being decent.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oblivious and aggressive doesn’t work in any realm. It’s gross.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Standard, but doubles if you have the slightest bit of cleavage in your pics.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, if you say anything that can be interpreted as remotely sexual in your bio

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why don't they be normal and just say "Hey I'm Todd I like computers and Baseball and work as an electrician. How you doin?" Or sum shit?

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Because that never gets a response. Source: take a wild guess buddy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi Todd!

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Jesus man I'm not actually Todd, fuck baseball lol

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Shot her down faster than Malaysia Airlines Flight 17!

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Because unless you're absolutely gorgeous, the weird and creepy ones are the only ones that get responses.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I would think boring intros don't get much of a response. I've literally never gotten a response on Match. Tried normal "Hi how are you?" 1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Correct, if you're not movie star hot you basically need to become a genius marketer to have a chance

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As well as "I see you like to go on hikes, do you take your dates into the woods, cripple them and hunt them for sport?"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

To which the only reasonable answer is 'it isn't much sport if they're crippled'

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think another reasonable response would be "I like dangerous games" (I won't be surprised if the reference is lost )

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not lost on me. Sorta what I was referencing except it would need to be on an island

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This almost made me feel bad for being a man. But then I realized that these guys were not men. They were shitbags

8 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 17

Wow cringey

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

No, these are men and we men need to own up to the fact that a lot of us are shitbags and hold them and ourselves accountable. /rant

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Why would you hold yourself accountable for the actions of others? They're humans, should the women hold themselves accountable too?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

The point is if we choose to ignore "locker room" talk and misogyny in our friends and politicians it will never end.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Then you're responsible for choosing to ignore it, you're not responsible for them choosing to behave that way. And again women could be too

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Technically correct, but does that change the conclusion in any way?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one says you have to feel bad for being a man.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Made me feel bad to be a man too I could be in Dubai....fml

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

You really told them.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

when a guy is distasteful imgur whips out the "no true scotsman" fallacy quick. men need to do better. these men are scum, but they are men.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But somehow it has to work with some women or they wouldn't do that right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

I once had a guy tell me that you can just keep cruising bars, and if you just straight out ask a 100 women to fuck (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(and dont spend a second on them if the answer is no) 1 of them will prob. say yes because she ether likes how you look or is just horny 2/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I guess in the end 'its works' But that seems a pretty shitty way to spend a night out if you ask me And you WILL get more of the crazies

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Problem is, these shitbags aren't anomalous. This is widespread and definitely a societal problem. We need to unite and stomp this shit out.

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 8

Most of these are not that bad. There is not even anything wrong with the last one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

You have some stupidly unrealistic expectations of men if you expect them to never even ask about the possibility of sex on a dating site.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Just because you don't like a bad thing, doesn't mean you didn't expect it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many of these aren't a problem, mate. Some were just joking while others watched too many movies. They are indeed deviating from what's 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 22

2/? normal in society, to claim they aren't anomalous is just odd to even do. The real creeps in these posts do exist but they aren't as

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 20

3/3 common as some would believe. These need a better education, that's it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 19

Most of these guys are just dont know how to approach women. Some are assholes. Some are joking and she doesnt get it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

How?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Probably by removing the NEET aid system

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell your friends to quit it if they start taking about women in a gross way. Listen to women's concerns about someone's creepy behaviour.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Basically, just normalise decent behaviour in your social circle. Even if that gets you called a prude, or worse.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

(Or downvoted by bros on Imgur, it seems.)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't agree more lol. If u want sex on a hook up go to fuckbuddy's.com geez. Don't be a dick weed and do it on a dating site.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Now, see, this attitude is why we have the problem, not the solution. Guys who spend that much time with porn come to believe that's how 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

real relationships should work, and it's why porn use destroys so many relationships. 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1) No they don't 2) No it doesn't

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Caught my husband on that site. Of all the sites you could have mentioned...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I caught someone else's husband on that site... Yes I totally fucking told her.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wow. People suck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have told her too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I apologise. But it's the most infamous of the ones I know. I ex cheated on me on that site. So I'm very sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry to hear your ex cheated. Peopke suck.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's fine. She lost out. Some people are just plain clueless to what they have. I'm sure your a wonderful woman. Have a nice day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to save screenshots of these kinda messages that i got, but its too depressing to look back at! Online dating sucks!

8 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 3

*Dating sucks. Not exclusive to being online, it's just easier to prove that way.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

People suck, been stood up so many times, so I just lost my faith in people a while ago! And damn some guys are creeps! Yikes!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Blog post by Okcupid before they got bought by Match and took it down: http://static.izs.me/why-you-should-never-pay-for-online-dating.html

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have plenty of these and Ive never even been online dating. Creeps find you either way. Id share if they weren´t in Spanish

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I joined plentyoffish.com when I was 19 in 2009. Went on one date. We've been together since. We're happily married.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I met my ex there. It can work, its just a tough slog sometimes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, I know this isn't the norm by any means, I just got super lucky.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My coworker wanted to take me on an all expense covered trip, making his intentions clear.I also made it clear I was married¬ interested-

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

-but he continued to pursue me for years until finally moving away. Even offered “how about sex, just once?” I blocked his phone so he-

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

-tried other numbers but had unmistakeable style. Finally got tired of texting me after two more years and getting no reply.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Looks like Joseph from a Key and Peele skit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh, I wish this was an uncommon experience as a woman. It’s not.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When do we get to the part where you father beat you with jumper cables?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m Russian, so it was actually a leather belt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not report him to your boss, husband or authorities?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yeah, her husband is not an authority

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1) I did not feel in danger, and 2) different employment style, can’t be fired unless you fuck up major, which this wasn’t

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That was definitely stalking

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a creep who doesn't understand the meaning of no

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Correct

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I save screenshots of mine and have an Instagram dedicated to the losers where i don't blur out their info:)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I know their not good people for doing what they do, but you just stoop to their level when you do what you do.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 13

Sure, but how do you suggest we get them to stop? Clearly ignoring them doesn’t help much. Maybe public shaming is what they need? Idk

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Guys are horny fuck bois and the women have super high standards when it comes to dating apps.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Not super high. Just not wanting to be seen as a dick holster. Im asked for sex before im even asked my name 90% of the time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I guess I get the rude ones then. Not that I'm asking for sex. If I'm not 6feet tall athletic then it's a no go. I have made good friends on

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dating app though! Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh i met one of my best friends on POF. We're each others wingmen when we go to the pub! Im great at it, but he's shit. Its not a fair deal!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I met this chick on tinder. We are friebds, And every time I'm super drunk I give her a shit ton of memes and gifs. Idk I'm weird lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and he's shit? Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve tried online dating and never once did anything remotely as creepy as these and I rarely get replies.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I know I’m not gorgeous but I know I’m not hideous either so I just don’t understand. Gave on it soon after, had no idea what women wanted

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From using tinder, I think lots of women want to either window shop or want the free attention/to prove to themselves that they get matches.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

As a woman, if you dont come out as a creep in your profile or message I'll at least start a convo/reply and see if a conversation picks up-

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

but if it turns into an interrogation or full of "omg you're so sexy/pretty/whatever" or uses pet names I'm out

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So if they say you look pretty, you don't like them? Hmmm - seems like an impossibly high bar to set...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4