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It might have been a language issue, but it wasn’t.
This one loves commas
Big fan of emoji flirting right here
So close but so far
He did not look like my zaida.
He will never find out that I do have boobs.
I picked the option to never speak to him
I was not in the mood
I didn’t even know what to say
How about I don’t
I’ll admit I considered it. I’m not entirely opposed
My hair was red. Stacey is a fake name I gave him because he made me uncomfortable.
You sir, can not
This was the last part of about 25 similar messages
I was very indifferent about responding
Not Instagram, but close
He was never given the opportunity
This one is definitely my favourite
He was right that it was pushy
0 to 100
Nope. No chance
Tiphereth96
"CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A CLITTY LICK?" IM CRYING
StonesOnTheHill
Alright, I thought being less smooth than me was impossible, but compared to these guys, I'm Rick James slathered in butter.
BreathoftheWildling
Guys that say similar weird things IRL make me wish I could long fart on demand to scare them off.
Junktrunkjunkie
geez if thats my competition maybe i should start dating again... maybe
KiwiGameDev
Maintaining eye contact the entire time is vital
BreathoftheWildling
Absolutely!
tonality
I woke up the neighbors laughing at this, thank you. Such a glorious mental image.
BreathoftheWildling
Haha love it! Happy to help.
artbabe95
I'm a straight chick and I'd date you just for this comment.
Flyndaran
You hope it would scare them off. You might just egg on someone with just that fetish.
MLeague
Wow I know I'm not good at this sort of thing, but after reading through these I can reluctantly say I'm not the worst.
morithum
This post picked my interest.
Miridarna
The bear wrestling is at lest tamely phrased. You have my sympathies, @OP :(
ChloePrice
Bear wrestler and waffle one would've gotten a response from me tbh
tallroses
“Will you have sex?” is the dating equivalent of “what’s the least you’ll take for [item you’re selling]?”
Tokyokitteh
As a woman, I can concur.
NobodyJustBrad
I am a huge fan of the way you blocked out faces.
PorkJustice
If calling you a chocolate chip pancake in a sea of burnt waffles does work then what chance do I have?
Daggaroth
@OP serious question: What would be an appropriate opening question or conversation to start when first interacting via online dating?
tattietater
https://theblog.okcupid.com/https-medium-com-okcupid-what-to-send-in-a-first-message-on-a-dating-site-c06ada24547c
HPsaucer
Not OP but say why you're messaging them without mentioning their appearance and keep it friendly with maybe a question they can answer.
HeavyMetalMonk
I get like a 90% response rate with opening with: “I’m in Target and have $20 to spend- what should I buy?” Seriously.
skysailor93
I feel like I've definitely seen that first one before...
mrsfunfactory
Did you send it?
skysailor93
No. I just go straight to the unsolicited dick pick.
AbbsMcDabbs
If all you have is your dick to show, then that's probably all you are! ♀️
skysailor93
And you seem like an asshole. You know what dicks do to assholes? Absolutely nothing without full consent.
skysailor93
I'm joking, you seem great.
FuryM0nk
Fuck I was not ready for that.
skysailor93
They never are.
FuryM0nk
Ahahaha +1
jcdiris
As a girl on dating sites, yes. I get this crap all the time. Glad and terribly sad that I'm not alone.
LurkerOfDarkness
On gay apps most go directly to the sex part as well, difference is, recipient is often along the same lines, so it often works out.
jherazob
I was actually curious about this the other day, interesting
LurkerOfDarkness
Thinking of this, I suppose guys should be equally offended when girls insist on all the other stuff, when that is unwanted by the guys.
jherazob
Meh, getting offended in general is a waste of time and energy
jcdiris
I don't get offended, just frustrated.
LurkerOfDarkness
I totally agree, alas too many don't.
HalfOpenSkies
Out of curiosity do you ever message first?
neolithicrevolution
When I went on those dating sites, I’d only message guys when I’d had a drink or two. I was to shy to message first Incase I was rejected :(
jherazob
And this is the real tragedy, women rarely if ever message first (except strangely overweight older ladies from Utah for some reason...)
jcdiris
I message guys all the time. I often get turned down.
anubisfike
But guys have to message and get rejected >9/10 times. Fair?
jcdiris
No. I message first a lot.
kungfucatattack
I know I've tried. I have never had one respond back.
jcdiris
All the time.
HalfOpenSkies
But when alone bar hopping I can meet people and get dates no problem... I don’t know why I can’t make online work :/
jcdiris
Same here.
HalfOpenSkies
How has that worked out? Half the time I send first/half I just wait and see. Yet to get messgd first. But then again zero success w/ online
jcdiris
Most of the time when I message first, I get ignored.
mrcoolfacemccoolycoolyson
I.. What... What's wrong with just introducing yourself?..
mrcoolfacemccoolycoolyson
I meant them, not you.. I'm a fool
jherazob
You quickly learn that it doesn't work
mrcoolfacemccoolycoolyson
So, for them the logical follow up is that.. haha :D
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
Amanda or Stacey?
mrsfunfactory
Who knows anymore!
RhorGath
I would have replied to chocochip pancake dude, my weakness is food
EmotionallyTransparent
Who the fuck calls someone they never met "my chubby"? And the "uncalibrated" guy was fedora tipping hard.
sardonislamir
I can't believe,"Hey" got a response and he ruined it by "suck my dick baby?"
KiwiGameDev
A normal response in the middle of all that I’m sure she was desperate...
52pickup
Never uses Tinder or OkCupid, but I did okay on Bumble. Never got shit like this, went out on a few dates and had a few hookups. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
KiwiGameDev
Fifty two of them?
GustoX
@mrsfunfactory +1 for the French Canadian Imgurette
TinyRocktopus
Ok now I get why some responded in french I was so confused until I saw this comment
mrsfunfactory
Represent!
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
#2 is so fucking cringe...
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TruckloadsOfBroccoli
...Aren't I right or what?
OhKittyWhoaKitty
Dating sites are nightmares for girls. A year later, my stalker still pops up. I got similar msgs and worse from guys.
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Dating sites are nightmares for everybody
TedTheMan
A thing to be said for arranged marriage.
OhKittyWhoaKitty
Are you proposing?
TedTheMan
No, but if you need i will find you one.
AlexanderSupertramper
Do share them! https://imgur.com/r/creepyPMs/ is one of my goto places when I wanna get my jimmies rustled.
Lucallia
oh dear i didn't know how much i needed and didn't need this. damn my curiosity.
AlexanderSupertramper
You'll come for the quick laugh but stay for the loathing.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Obligatory "bob and vagene" comment
nicknackpaddywack
Bitch lasagna
tinyimgurafe
this reference will never not make me laugh
flamingflamingo
"Eating you out for an hour or two, then fucking you four to five hours". Jesus, I'm chafed just thinking about it.
norabora
Amen sister
flamingflamingo
Sorry @avalani is my sister.
Kelethar
Lockjaw and Viagra are one hell of a combo.
avalani
My thought exactly. It's supposed to sound impressive, but mostly sounds arduous and horrible.
stoffable
Eh, I had a girlfriend a while back where we'd go at it for a few hours at a time some nights. It's fine if both are in the right mood.
stoffable
She was also a psychopath, so that might contribute.
flamingflamingo
It's just what a virgin thinks sex is like.
avalani
Or what insecure men think women want to hear.
ChupacabraRoyale
Is this real? This is awful. I'm sorry.
CaptainWerewolf
Oh, it's real. And they get so much worse
mckenna310
Ohh yes, and worse. Plus any time you turn one down you might get called fat and/or ugly in retaliation.
MsTeak
Yop this kind of messages what I got. Had a photo without cleavage, or visible boobs and still.
Woestkonijn
I have gotten worse. At least Canadians are nice. Shout out to @wouldyoulikedickpics
mrsfunfactory
100% real
TearingAway
But can you smuggle me cretonade across the border?
EmotionallyTransparent
Welp its time to put a wig on and go farm some cringe content from dating sites.
Vexray
I went as far as spending 20$ on tinderplus and all it gave me was a massive headache. Online dating sucks and these guys are the reason.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Well, tinder is for hookups so unless you were looking for that, it's obvious it would give you a headache.
captainjugwash
Why did you block their faces? I believe public shaming would help.
SuperRockinMrMagic
So are you a Stacey or Amanda then?
Gosuamakenatek
Oh, you didn't know? Yeah, this is reality for women on the internet. Not even just on dating sites either.
BuddhaBeettle
Not even exclusive to internet. A guy in a bus stop kept insisting I tried his ravioli (he had a fucking tupper full of them). 1/2
BuddhaBeettle
Getting closer and closer with his ravioli breath and trying to hug me. All the while calling me pretty and trying to mouth feed me. 2/2
1234canIhavealittlemore
Why the hell do men do this? I mean, aside from it being impolite it is bloody futile.
FightDirty
Testosterone and loneliness r a hell of a drug. I'm not saying it's right, it is actually a case of pity them. Rejection colours their world
Cutestuffies
These are typical, I’m sure she has seen worse , sadly.
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JiveTurkeyWho
I would not be shocked if you appeared in a dump like this
ThomasW687
I don't understand, what's the beef?
tigerlilytoph
Diminishing the seriousness of online harassment is a dick move. Also, calling women females is creepy and gross.
ThomasW687
Seriously females get upset at anything now lmao
tigerlilytoph
“females”
PureUnadulteratedBait
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/73354174/adam-hmm-any-females.jpg
HPsaucer
Seriously underrated show. And best reason no one should ever say 'females' like that
HPsaucer
Ha ha, thank you!
flamingflamingo
As a chick on dating sites, it's real, but if you don't respond to every single "hi" (you get about 30 of them a day), you won't see it much
sephreniasmh
30 a day?
AverageTortilla
Yeah, it's not uncommon. I used to get 50 a day.
sephreniasmh
I suppose it depends on town and site and how active you are on said site.
Draconis4s
And people wonder why online dating has a social stigma.
flamingflamingo
As someone who used to online date in the early 2000s, when online people weren't "real", I feel like this isn't why.
Draconis4s
It has more than one stigma, and the stigma from the early 2000s that every woman was a scammer still exists, but it's less prevalent.
ButchSideIron
As a guy on dating sites, those replies are cringey as hell. Who the hell thinks stuff like that actually works? Just introduce yourself?
flamingflamingo
Because some people are on dating sites because they're introverts. And many are on there because something is wrong with them.
zillian
Speaking as an introvert, please don't assosiate 'us' with crap like that. Being a twatwaffel != being an introvert :p
flamingflamingo
Chill out, I never said it did. I'm just saying both those kinds of people are on there.
ButchSideIron
I'm on there because I like nerdy women who can I share an Xbox with. Just try to be polite and see where it goes.
flamingflamingo
But fuck everyone's interests are like "hikes" and "the outdoors" and "having fun and laughing".
flamingflamingo
Pretty much. I'm on there because I'm a PC woman gamer, who wants to date a man who also knows how to put together a computer.
TexasYall
Fuckin hell. I mean really, Jesus Christ... Hey ladies of imgur is this a lot or average?
Felhasznalonev
Wow every lady here is so damn popular yet i never in my life recieved any texts like these... fuck im ugly....
Marty2600
This is the usual
SilverBirdie
Hell, I've gotten messages like these unsolicited through Facebook messenger. This is pretty standard.
mrcoolfacemccoolycoolyson
Some people are real garbage I guess.
TexasYall
Improbabilitydrive42
If you're really curious, set up a fake profile, make the female moderately attractive/friendly, and Watch What Happens.
ICanOnlyGrowCactus
I got one on FB like that and when I kindly declined to masturbate on Skype for him he told me what a prude cunt I am and how I'll never 1/2
ICanOnlyGrowCactus
Find a man that treats me right. I never chatted with him, he opened up with the Skype line.
Miridarna
Pretty standard, from my experiences. Its....there aren't even words for it, to be honest.
TexasYall
Miridarna
To be fair and honest, there are women that are just as bad/pushy on there....
FellInLoveWithAGayIceDancer
This was about 98% of my inbox when I tried online dating. If there were any decent men, they got lost in a sea of shitbags.
jherazob
There were, and their inbox was just tumbleweeds passing by
happytreeleaf
Ugh. I’m getting divorced and I am clueless about online dating. Not looking forward to it, and I’m a guy so I’m spare that shit I think?
CrashingOut
MFW Decent man lost in shit sea: https://imgur.com/swj3xPd
retgarr
God damn. I literally just got back from a date started online. She asked a couple blatantly obvious weed out questions really quick 1
retgarr
which I thought was odd, but I really feel better about it now.
Gosuamakenatek
I'd like to believe this is why I never get any responses...but instead, I can't help but interpret it as "I'm unlovable garbage".
quattroformaggix4
Aww, buck up buddy. That’s how we all feel. *sad face*
anubisfike
Yeah.... same.
jherazob
Exactly my experience
fishiearchitect
Average. And I am not on dating sites
AbbsMcDabbs
Dude I legit get asked if I wanna see someone dick on this website, it's 1000x worse on tinder/other sites
llamalibrarian
At least they ask and don't sent unsolicited ones, I've found that a refreshing change on here
ponzu
I had a guy threaten to kidnap me and take me to Mexico bc I wasn’t sending him any titties, so you could say this is par for the course
evilmidweekcutie
Pretty average. I’ve encountered worse. Talk to some for a few days and they become terribly aggressive/possessive of you.
kungfucatattack
Yayyyyy online dating as a woman.
goatgirl250
Typical for dating sites. The block button is a godsend.
whatkindofdrugsarewetesting
Average. The harassment is daily
Cutestuffies
Average. I get them on Facebook and Instagram too.
MadCatter88
So so normal.
Dyslexicbirch
Pretty normal
Naturally90
I'm not even on ant dating websites and I still manage to receive messages like this.
TheHotdogHallway
Unfortunately standard. Gotta use the block button too cause they get angry, harass-y, or creepy if/when you don’t reply the way they want.
Kiore
I've had a female dating profile. Significantly more crude remarks, dick pics and outright abuse than I've ever had on Grindr.
beardedwolf
And Grindr/Growlr can get pretty greasy so that's saying something
Kiore
I'm so disappointed Growlr isn't for lesbians.
izmi
Out of curiosity - are you a kiwi?
Kiore
Hahaha yes, is it a Kiwi thing?
izmi
Nah, I recognised your username as the Maori word for rat. Fellow Kiwi.
Kiore
Oh duh, of course. :> Which area you in? Happy New year!
GhostWife
Uggo here. Yeah, if there's even a chance that you have something vaguely resembling a vagina, you'll get these messages. No exceptions.
Othermonster
Online anywhere, make it known you're female and yes you get this. Games/dating/social networks. I have a male online presence because of it
optimusbrine
Definitely standard. Dating sites are the worst.
gingerlover43015
I've had this happen to me so many times, I'm not upset by it anymore, wish I could send it to their mothers but not upset.
TexasYall
Real question why don’t you? Like if it happens on Facebook or something?
gingerlover43015
It's mostly dating sites so I can't unfortunately
TexasYall
gingerlover43015
Gosuamakenatek
Every female friend I've ever had gets regularly harassed by guys in real life, so I can't imagine how much worse it can be online.
IUpvoteYourCatPics
Yup. Also get them through weird channels, like Trivia Crack or LinkedIn...
Improbabilitydrive42
This is happened on every platform of social media I have been on in some form or another to varying degrees. Even had a stalker for a bit.
llamalibrarian
Pretty average- one thing missing is the "well fuck you bitch, you're ugly anyways" after saying no
norabora
Donno, never dated online. But yhe feal life equivalent of having some guy in a bar just grab you while yelling 'wanna fuck?' has happened..
norabora
More than once :(
HappyLilVampire
Par for the course.
Ineedalife
Average. I get some that would embarrass you
vegetariansatemyhomework
LOL EVERY DAY
WoefulWombat
Well, I'm an ugly lady, so I'm safe.
darkdragonempress
I doubt your ugly. It might just be your profiles don't show you are female at first glance.
WoefulWombat
I am veeeeery fat.
darkdragonempress
Even if fat you can still be attractive.
mrsfunfactory
You’re not! I am too. Pussy is pussy for some!
Gosuamakenatek
Well according to guys who just got rejected, every woman they hit on is "fat and ugly".
Nakiepanda
I'm fat and ugly... I got "Its not like you can afford to be choosy". And yet.. I am
WoefulWombat
Even us ugly girls have got standards.
Nakiepanda
Hells yes. I get that guys are lonely, but being rude wont get you any closer to my ugly ass.
Gosuamakenatek
They act like you're starving to death and their dick is made of pizza.
Nakiepanda
Disappointing damned pizza
Gosuamakenatek
Exactly. The truth is, it's more like there's nothing on TV and their dick is The Big Bang Theory. I'd rather just watch nothing.
MagikarpsAreCool
Average, I've even gotten this crap here on imgur. Its fucking gross man, Sadly we can't do much about it
MsTeak
I could make screenshots even of imgur messages.
MitsoFeh
The answers here disturb me. I was close to regaining hope in humanity too! :(
CorkRockingham
Average
KisuKilljoy
This is vanilla. Mild for me, at least. :D I wouldn't even bother reading these had they been in my inbox over on OkC xD
skelitor120
Average.
MangoLass
Quite normal. Even happened on some sales apps when just trying to sell my running thights or some dresses.
Rulweylan
Is that a misspelling? Or is there something called a thight, and is it like shorts made of tights that only cover your thighs?
Rulweylan
I really want it to be the latter.
MangoLass
Ops, my bad. *tights :p
Rulweylan
That's disappointing.
sassycephalopod
This happens often, I just wrote a research paper for grad school about it
izmi
This is standard.
kungfucatattack
Average. For me at least 4 out of 10 messages are like this, and worse.
bambulina
I've had one guy ask if I wanted dick pics. Odd that it was out of the blue, but I was grateful he thought to ask first...
Ilikepinkfloyd
Less than average.
mdkelman422000
Common. I get a lot of unsoliciter dick pics on instagram and fb message a lot too.
sorroweater
I still get messages from guys I went to high school with, even though we rarely even spoke and I'm engaged.
beardedwolf
https://youtu.be/1l26UFQ06eQ
crazycuban
arrngeyougladididntsaybanana
Average. Online dating is scary
chiLOV3
average. As soon as people know you're a lady, prepare for dick pics and this kind of crap.
OfficialBirdFacts
Dude said if he saw me on campus he was gonna grab me and face fuck me, so pretty average.
bambulina
Gosh, what a charming guy. How could you possibly resist?
quattroformaggix4
They are married with children now
helaaspindakaas
Average. Most of them get mad if you say no, some start to barter how they deserve a chance... its really tiresome
quattroformaggix4
Yep. I always remember a guy that graciously accepts a ‘not right now’ irl cause when it is a good time, imma hit him up for being decent.
quattroformaggix4
Oblivious and aggressive doesn’t work in any realm. It’s gross.
Ratnavati
Standard, but doubles if you have the slightest bit of cleavage in your pics.
Ratnavati
Also, if you say anything that can be interpreted as remotely sexual in your bio
Jiggiebleu
Why don't they be normal and just say "Hey I'm Todd I like computers and Baseball and work as an electrician. How you doin?" Or sum shit?
BadTimesFriendAhead
Because that never gets a response. Source: take a wild guess buddy.
mrsfunfactory
Hi Todd!
Jiggiebleu
Jesus man I'm not actually Todd, fuck baseball lol
damien309
Shot her down faster than Malaysia Airlines Flight 17!
TezuNii
Because unless you're absolutely gorgeous, the weird and creepy ones are the only ones that get responses.
Imaybegotthis
I would think boring intros don't get much of a response. I've literally never gotten a response on Match. Tried normal "Hi how are you?" 1
jherazob
Correct, if you're not movie star hot you basically need to become a genius marketer to have a chance
Imaybegotthis
As well as "I see you like to go on hikes, do you take your dates into the woods, cripple them and hunt them for sport?"
Rulweylan
To which the only reasonable answer is 'it isn't much sport if they're crippled'
Lucallia
I think another reasonable response would be "I like dangerous games" (I won't be surprised if the reference is lost )
Imaybegotthis
Not lost on me. Sorta what I was referencing except it would need to be on an island
Rookiriuz
This almost made me feel bad for being a man. But then I realized that these guys were not men. They were shitbags
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Wow cringey
DJGnarly
No, these are men and we men need to own up to the fact that a lot of us are shitbags and hold them and ourselves accountable. /rant
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Why would you hold yourself accountable for the actions of others? They're humans, should the women hold themselves accountable too?
DJGnarly
The point is if we choose to ignore "locker room" talk and misogyny in our friends and politicians it will never end.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Then you're responsible for choosing to ignore it, you're not responsible for them choosing to behave that way. And again women could be too
tattietater
Technically correct, but does that change the conclusion in any way?
fremiumplayer
No one says you have to feel bad for being a man.
Carnvorou5
Made me feel bad to be a man too I could be in Dubai....fml
MajorVice
You really told them.
DavidWentworthart
when a guy is distasteful imgur whips out the "no true scotsman" fallacy quick. men need to do better. these men are scum, but they are men.
Nikagor
But somehow it has to work with some women or they wouldn't do that right?
norabora
I once had a guy tell me that you can just keep cruising bars, and if you just straight out ask a 100 women to fuck (1/2)
norabora
(and dont spend a second on them if the answer is no) 1 of them will prob. say yes because she ether likes how you look or is just horny 2/
norabora
So I guess in the end 'its works' But that seems a pretty shitty way to spend a night out if you ask me And you WILL get more of the crazies
WyldStallynsRule
Problem is, these shitbags aren't anomalous. This is widespread and definitely a societal problem. We need to unite and stomp this shit out.
SomeGuyHooLikesOwls
Most of these are not that bad. There is not even anything wrong with the last one.
SomeGuyHooLikesOwls
You have some stupidly unrealistic expectations of men if you expect them to never even ask about the possibility of sex on a dating site.
BrockEffingSamson
Just because you don't like a bad thing, doesn't mean you didn't expect it.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Many of these aren't a problem, mate. Some were just joking while others watched too many movies. They are indeed deviating from what's 1/?
IKnowYouHateMeYes
2/? normal in society, to claim they aren't anomalous is just odd to even do. The real creeps in these posts do exist but they aren't as
IKnowYouHateMeYes
3/3 common as some would believe. These need a better education, that's it.
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Most of these guys are just dont know how to approach women. Some are assholes. Some are joking and she doesnt get it.
vowofloudness
How?
TheAmazingPencil
Probably by removing the NEET aid system
tattietater
Tell your friends to quit it if they start taking about women in a gross way. Listen to women's concerns about someone's creepy behaviour.
PureUnadulteratedBait
https://pics.me.me/sorry-bro-i-cant-hang-with-you-tonight-im-busy-21867335.png
tattietater
Basically, just normalise decent behaviour in your social circle. Even if that gets you called a prude, or worse.
tattietater
(Or downvoted by bros on Imgur, it seems.)
MSA25
Couldn't agree more lol. If u want sex on a hook up go to fuckbuddy's.com geez. Don't be a dick weed and do it on a dating site.
arfink2
Now, see, this attitude is why we have the problem, not the solution. Guys who spend that much time with porn come to believe that's how 1
arfink2
real relationships should work, and it's why porn use destroys so many relationships. 2
PureUnadulteratedBait
1) No they don't 2) No it doesn't
jezzibylle
Caught my husband on that site. Of all the sites you could have mentioned...
Nakiepanda
I caught someone else's husband on that site... Yes I totally fucking told her.
jezzibylle
Wow. People suck.
MSA25
I would have told her too.
MSA25
I apologise. But it's the most infamous of the ones I know. I ex cheated on me on that site. So I'm very sorry.
jezzibylle
I'm sorry to hear your ex cheated. Peopke suck.
MSA25
It's fine. She lost out. Some people are just plain clueless to what they have. I'm sure your a wonderful woman. Have a nice day.
ciarazy
I used to save screenshots of these kinda messages that i got, but its too depressing to look back at! Online dating sucks!
ninjagingeraffe06
*Dating sucks. Not exclusive to being online, it's just easier to prove that way.
Omegarighteous
People suck, been stood up so many times, so I just lost my faith in people a while ago! And damn some guys are creeps! Yikes!
jherazob
Blog post by Okcupid before they got bought by Match and took it down: http://static.izs.me/why-you-should-never-pay-for-online-dating.html
BuddhaBeettle
I have plenty of these and Ive never even been online dating. Creeps find you either way. Id share if they weren´t in Spanish
valentinevar
I joined plentyoffish.com when I was 19 in 2009. Went on one date. We've been together since. We're happily married.
ciarazy
I met my ex there. It can work, its just a tough slog sometimes
valentinevar
I mean, I know this isn't the norm by any means, I just got super lucky.
WhyleKat
https://imgur.com/1qCLZGB.jpg
TheBestRussian
My coworker wanted to take me on an all expense covered trip, making his intentions clear.I also made it clear I was married¬ interested-
TheBestRussian
-but he continued to pursue me for years until finally moving away. Even offered “how about sex, just once?” I blocked his phone so he-
TheBestRussian
-tried other numbers but had unmistakeable style. Finally got tired of texting me after two more years and getting no reply.
Zepper0
Looks like Joseph from a Key and Peele skit.
quattroformaggix4
Ugh, I wish this was an uncommon experience as a woman. It’s not.
happytreeleaf
When do we get to the part where you father beat you with jumper cables?
TheBestRussian
I’m Russian, so it was actually a leather belt
MoccaFixer
Why not report him to your boss, husband or authorities?
quattroformaggix4
Yeah, her husband is not an authority
TheBestRussian
1) I did not feel in danger, and 2) different employment style, can’t be fired unless you fuck up major, which this wasn’t
Icecold11111
That was definitely stalking
Catclicksalot
Sounds like a creep who doesn't understand the meaning of no
TheBestRussian
Correct
rosalynne95
I save screenshots of mine and have an Instagram dedicated to the losers where i don't blur out their info:)
HitchikerGuidingTheGalaxy
I know their not good people for doing what they do, but you just stoop to their level when you do what you do.
TexasYall
Sure, but how do you suggest we get them to stop? Clearly ignoring them doesn’t help much. Maybe public shaming is what they need? Idk
DadddyWarlord
Agreed. Guys are horny fuck bois and the women have super high standards when it comes to dating apps.
ciarazy
Not super high. Just not wanting to be seen as a dick holster. Im asked for sex before im even asked my name 90% of the time.
DadddyWarlord
I guess I get the rude ones then. Not that I'm asking for sex. If I'm not 6feet tall athletic then it's a no go. I have made good friends on
DadddyWarlord
The dating app though! Lol
ciarazy
Oh i met one of my best friends on POF. We're each others wingmen when we go to the pub! Im great at it, but he's shit. Its not a fair deal!
DadddyWarlord
I met this chick on tinder. We are friebds, And every time I'm super drunk I give her a shit ton of memes and gifs. Idk I'm weird lol
DadddyWarlord
...and he's shit? Lol
HitchikerGuidingTheGalaxy
I’ve tried online dating and never once did anything remotely as creepy as these and I rarely get replies.
HitchikerGuidingTheGalaxy
I know I’m not gorgeous but I know I’m not hideous either so I just don’t understand. Gave on it soon after, had no idea what women wanted
OmgOptimized
From using tinder, I think lots of women want to either window shop or want the free attention/to prove to themselves that they get matches.
Tamaril
As a woman, if you dont come out as a creep in your profile or message I'll at least start a convo/reply and see if a conversation picks up-
Tamaril
but if it turns into an interrogation or full of "omg you're so sexy/pretty/whatever" or uses pet names I'm out
crcinau
So if they say you look pretty, you don't like them? Hmmm - seems like an impossibly high bar to set...