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Sep 15, 2021 6:20 PM
thisiscuriouspanda
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DonkeyBottomBiters
Aaaaaah, so he is the ant-trance?
kermie92
Forbidden reese's peanut butter cup hat.
fraxinusoleaceae
I'll be honest; I'm not sure my role in humanity is as important as "door"
funandjustice
HODOR
Shitnugget71
Hodor
AhhhhComeOn
SkinnerTBD
"zombies are coming! shut the door!" ... "guys, I don't think you though this throu... brains, brains"
MillerLitesaber
Zombie ant army. THERE’S your movie
Davejavu
Could be worse, I've known plenty of people who are used as a door mat.
NotAHugeSpider
Ugh, don't get Greg started. He is so tired of "Don't let the door hit you in the ass" jokes.
Katsmom27
I thought the ant had a peanut butter cup stuck on its head.
hodorgoestomordor
I'm relevant
IamRelevant2
I am relevant 2!
komdernouffbijjoh8
What's this? A Lotr reference for ants?!
IllegalDuckling
What evolutionary pressure could've possibly made this the best choice for closing a hole?
drzdeano
The ants may have been behaving the same way, without the 'door'. If 1% of these ants mutated a 1% larger head. 10000 generations later...
ciemarie
Danger Reese's Cup
Cucumbawumba
Forbidden reese's
YouGoHugo
This makes me so uncomfortable, like disgusted
foxymaverick
Sincerely.
poopgood
trypophobia
Katteh
Me too. Whenever I see this posted it's so disgusting. Its like a giant blackhead...
PrecogFrogOnALog
At least its life has purpose
Tybrelol
Forbidden recess cup
jdwagBugVillain
Damn it. I made the same joke.
JohnnyGossamer
Imagine having such certainty about your purpose in life though
drzdeano
Has anyone asked if he wanted to be a door ant?
boomfelazi
Imagine being born with a purpose, knowing exactly what you’re supposed to do, keeping your entire civilization safe from invaders.
Golgothanworm
"You pass butter"
drunkenvulcan
Oh.. my God...
GiantSquanchy
Yeah, welcome to the club pal.
RedCamaro
Ant Bouncer
DiscountOneLiners
BarryAllensSole
Scrolled down just for this. Thank you.
Flodos
"Yeah, welcome to the club, pal."
fraggles9000
dotbsp
Kratos!
nihiltres
2shortplanks
Close the iris!
nihiltres
Open the iris!
v
Wampa842
"Incoming traveller, incoming traveller. Lieutenant Iris, please report to the embarkation room immediately."
GINGIVITISSS
So does the colony location get dictated by wherever they find an opening that's the same size as homeboys head plug?
Thegreenestthumb9
They make the holes, so they can adjust the holes to suit the door-ant.
againchina
Is it just one ant who is allocated the door role or are they all like this
Thegreenestthumb9
They are the soldier ants, so different from the worker ants, drones and queens.
GINGIVITISSS
Ahhhhhhhhh, smort
QtheM
Hey, at least the one has a definite purpose. I know folks who've been searching decades for theirs.
TheYoungJaywalker
You called?
mroranges
Haven't found mind. Just trying to enjoy the ride as much as possible
aloysiuscentauri
moldy1352
Welcome to the club? Oh jeez how many slutty Rick cosplays are there?
Icommentlatedude
Hurts man but fair
OmniXBro
Humans, as social creatures, should seek to benefit their community. That's the entire logic for civilizations and society.
OmniXBro
Honestly, that's enough purpose/weight for me
SupposablyPersnickity
Sorry, we’re closed.
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SilverFish0
RanchoCucamonga
Pool's closed
korndogg83
“I assure you we’re open”
Rex83ll4t0r
Dante?
SaltyPauls
M4Firefly
imagine being born with a specific purpose in your life
IOnceFarted
Damn, what a perfect comment
RubyPorto
Work in the front, doesn't mean you can't party in the back, I guess...
Chiyodin
I'm 6 hours too late! And here I am rushing to the comments lol
Zega000
Exactly
DrSharkbite
jp189512
182? And he's gonna lose?
Onlyonerowing
Well that's just fantastic.
gregorclegane
Too soon, too soon :(
GrimnLock
nasukkin
Shouldn't have taken drugs offered to him by weird dryads hiding inside of a tree!
ahhhhtomzilla
That’s the only thing on my bucket list
chapitaine
Is this from the show that became irrevalent in the blink of an eye. You shall not name it
hyperfell
By directors who pretty much lost everything for a bit