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So I'm attending a university and I'm a member of my dorm floor's LoL group, have been for the last year. Each year we hold a tournament for all dorms to show who's the best. This year our dorm floor was really coming together as a team, and then along came my roommate "Douche-Canoe"...
"Douche-Canoe" came in second semester as my new roomie, and joined our team as fifth man, completing it. But soon after he began to act different. A couple days ago, I find out he's talked to every other player on the team and replaced me with a new player, without so much as a word to me.
My gf asked me what...I don't have a gf!
It was a shock, because I was one of the original team members from the start, had been one of the highest leveled players on the team, and was replaced by someone who had been playing for a week and a half. I received this news right after finding out I didn't get a job I had been going after.
But then I hatched a diabolical plan.. What he doesn't know is I'm joining another dorm group, and during the tournament I'll be playing against them with knowledge of the entire team's strategies and team compositions. I know this might not be popular, but I'd like my roommate who browses imgur regularly to wake up to this in the morning, and realize what a dick he is.
typhoonx1
But where is your evil villian laughter?
BigBuckeyeDaddy
I got 99 problems....and none of them are as ridiculous and inconsequential as this.
WardSharlow
Ummm, OP. Hate to tell you this, but you probably suck. So, that's more bad news for you.
FeignedSmile
So, you deface the meme to publically display a person's photo then show us how petty you are and still get this many upvotes? Imgur sucks.
AlwaysReIevant
Or you could, you know... spend your newfound free time studying?
gingerpyro
Grades have already gone up a good bit.
sillytofu
so this is why evil villains reveal their plans in a lengthy dialog giving the hero a chance to escape/saving the day.
moneybagsmalone
this shit has seriously affected you
gingerpyro
I haven't had a good week, and this was just the icing on the cake..
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gingerpyro
that'saboldstrategycotton.gif
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Dude... You're monologing!
gingerpyro
You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I think it was *got, not caught. ;P www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDzSc6TYJ24#t=30s
gingerpyro
my mistake. haven't seen the movie in years. :/
tominhawaii
Kids these days. I had a shitty roommate & another roommate would jizz in his own hands and then glaze the shitty roommates pillow with it.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
o_o
Ecae
Highest leveled? I assume none of you are 30?
BaconBitzKB
I feel like this post might be upvoted a lot solely because it's a compelling story that's League related. But these guys don't sound good..
iradarkness
Possible that he has the highest SoloQ rank, which would be kind of hard to explain to people who don't know the ranked system, not sure tho
BaconBitzKB
And I don't think that anyone who would be high enough elo/division to play at a competitive level would use the wrong terminology.
Kkirspel
That was my thought process too. Not even level 30? Nothing to do here.jpg
BaconBitzKB
I know, right? I saw that and was like.. Ummm. Yeah...
BaconBitzKB
Saying "level" is just weird... Unless you're new to the game. In which case it wouldn't be. LOL.
gnomesain
Man, when I was in school I was mostly trying to get laid.
KellyWerner
Seriously lmao
thuggdagod
Or you can go outside
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Contrary to popular belief, you can give a shit about a game AND have a life.
thuggdagod
nope
dodio
Yeah seriously OP, you should have waited until after the tournament to unmask yourself. Also, OP prolly won't deliver results. Typical OP.
JemIsTrulyOutrageous
You are what Mr. Incredible was talking about. Don't monologue and reveal your plans you fool! Worst villain ever. So disappoint.
Grambot
Op is prob a dick if the team was willing to vote him out that quick
Kingofkrakens
hes not a dick, just he decided he wasn't going to practice with us, so we wanted someone who would be practicing with us...
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I feel like there might be another side to this story. I'd like to hear it.
hardytardigrade
The ultimate passive-aggressive roommate note.
coonikins
may the blood of the infadels run deep, as you slay them mercilessly for his arrogance and treason... And bc i know the pain in LOL
RomeoSniper
http://files.sharenator.com/we20ride-s650x2001-151076.jpg
gingerpyro
+1 for comment. I might actually say this as the game starts.
coonikins
who do you usually play as support and what is the team comp. Also the plus side of playing against your once friends is you know all their
coonikins
weaknesses in the game, if they are too aggressive, horrible timing on team fights or cs
gingerpyro
I main Janna, Thresh, & Sona, have gotten good with Blitz too. Their comp is now Mid Lux, Jung Rammus, Top Nasus, Supp Lulu, ADC Varus/Jinx.
Dominian
Your main is Janna and you don't play Leona. I know why they kicked you.
gingerpyro
They didn't want me playing Leona, they wanted a different team comp. :/
pankow4
I also have Janna as 1 on my 2 mains she is a solid champion for adc's that know what they are doing. Plus she counters the f outa leona
thatguywhoisanurse
Just play Dota 2.
Taxicab0428
This. or Smite
ashittytakeonlife
Fedora alert.
gingerpyro
no fedora, only beanies.
udmurt
This is a good story, but your use of rage comics is unforgivable
TheLivinLegend
There goes your element of surprise
Witzelsucht
This is the nerdiest high school drama I've ever seen on here.
imnotyourbuddyguy
Which is definitely saying something
Jolfr
You obviously have not heard any stories from my college
Iittleshit
This. Drama in a game team.
Kingofkrakens
this is college...
hopethisisarelevantname
So, so much sadder.
Kingofkrakens
yup
HelloMyNameIsHuman
It's high school nerd drama IN college.
StuckInBetweeen
Lol you should see how popular league is with college kids these days. Its... everywhere...
aus4000
As a college student, friends don't let friends play LoL. Play DOTA 2 instead! Seriously though, LoL is terrible...
StuckInBetweeen
I started with league so I'm not changing now lol, won't judge dota players enough to call the game terrible tho, its just not my thing.
xoferif
No, this is Patrick.
Gatt5u
Sucks man.But the fact that everyone on your team was ok with replacing you would seem to indicate perhaps there is something wrong with you
Kingofkrakens
also he left out the part that he had given up video games for lent and wouldn't be able to practice with us for over a month..
HurgleFurgle
You two really are kinda dicks to each other tbh, you should have told him first off and Op should have seen it coming, giving it up that is
Kingofkrakens
ya kinda, im also bad at words so what i said wasn't exactly what i meant
yossarian5000sorryorr
Us? Hey you're one of the team members aren't you! OTHERSIDEOFTHESTORY5000
gingerpyro
the replacement is roommates with another original member and didn't talk to one of the other guys, so I was outnumbered 3 to 1.
packasmacks
Changing the story doesn't help your case much.
AuBoss
So they all don't like you. Time to find some new friends.
vxjedi
I don't think they were friends really, just dorm floor neighbors. No attachment to the team from what I can see.
DrDickinbottom
You said he talked to everybody else on the team
gingerpyro
found out after the fact.
Kingofkrakens
also you cant even practice with us, you gave up video games man, but we said if it was after easter you could get back on the team 1/2
Kingofkrakens
that way you could get use to our new strategies... but no go be the traitor you are, it wasn't my choice to kick you off
Campopatopolis
His lack of response to your message is more telling than any reply could ever be
Gatt5u
that sucks pretty hard.
gingerpyro
haha basically. he's a weak team player though. He has a short fuse and loses his cool easily which I can use to my advantage.
DameSteve
You win, op. Win for all of us...
Thekingofbeans
Your neckbeard is growing way too fast right now. You're mixing up diabolical with butthurt
Reilem
I hope you wipe his ass across all three lanes.
theamazingt
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
HolyHokie
NO FOR THE EMPRAH!!! THE EMPRAH PROTECTS!!!
theamazingt
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
HolyHokie
WE ARE THE HAMMER OF THE EMPEROR!!!
theamazingt
I'LL HAMMER YOUR EMPEROR!
gingerpyro
I'll do my best cap'n.
badonkadonks
If you do record/stream the game, I would love to see it. :D
dreadmad
You should definately record the game, or get someone who's biased towards yor new team to stream it/commentate. I'd watch that :D
dreadmad
Hell, if you can't find anyone I'd even be willing to try commentating it myself
leavemealoneyouasshole
Co-host here!
dreadmad
Now I genuinely want to try out hosting, I have a pretty dece. amount of game knowledge and can talk the ass off a donkey
Kingofkrakens
we shall see
ExitVanLeft
I feel like I'm in high school with this story
Noonies
The memes don't help.
donorkort
Don't you like le maymays?? Xd
baddadjokes
How is this on the front page...
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DezTurkish
Because when you're in college you often have more freedom and responsibility and bigger shit can happen on a regular basis.
nanifatcatwhosallergictoothercats
Some day they'll realize highschool drama never ends.
WhatUpMyNinjas
You are in high school with this story.
fusociety
Whatup?
WhatUpMyNinjas
moninjas
fusociety
Where did you come up with dat username tho?
WhatUpMyNinjas
my
ValChillmer
Welcome to the college dorms.... except now we all live together.
triggeringfeminazi
College is the new High School.
vxjedi
The people in college and high school are the same shitty people, they just got older.
TheBeastlyStud
It's college, it's the same thing except you're paying for it yourself now.
AncalagontheBlack
High school never ends.
AllTheFunnyOnesAreGone
Video game high school
xtrim
Right. Scheme, then publicly reveal your plans. Sounds foolproof. You could at least wait till after the tournament to let everyone know...
NaturalProgressionGaming
In this game.... these guys won't be able to adapt in time. He knows he's safe. x)
GloriousToast
plot twist: it already happened.
tron0426
TIL OP is Dr Evil
Zodi
Roommate already knows. He commented quite a bit on this image. OP gave up games for lent. He's an idiot who is begging for internet points.
Salads
Well it would be common sense as long as they know hes joining another team. What're they gonna do, new strats?
OMDSWC
This should probably get downvoted to oblivion, @kingofkrakens is the roommate, go read what he said.
silentnena
Are you the roommate???
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
Movie villain Pro-tip: Tell plan to everyone before attempting to executing it.
Volcanuz
Nah it wont matter. They wouldn't be able to congeal as a team and make the strat changes in time for tournie. It will work still very well.
nation543
it worked in Day of the Doctor
SingedNrland
I mean it is lol so all stats are know all game anyways and it really just comes down to who has flash off cooldown... tihihi
ThatRandomGuyThere
He has become the evil villain from a kids movie
Scorialimit
I was about to say this. I've yelled at so many movies because the bad guy was so close to winning and fucked up by telling their plan.
FreelancePolice
A brilliant move Coulton, let's see if it pays off.
ImAnSJW
Also there's no way you get to level 30 in a week and a half and I'm pretty sure OP has a bit of inflated ego too.
OMDSWC
He said that he was one of the highest levels, I don't think that guy is lvl 30. Maybe 15, but they're just doing a dorm tournament, so...
ImAnSJW
I am under the impression that by "level" he meant elo. I doubt anyone under level 30 would play competitively, even "just for fun."
OMDSWC
@kingofkrakens is the roomie, he told everyone they aren't level 30. They can play competitively under level 30, they just look like losers.
ImAnSJW
I checked it out, he only mentions OP not yet being level 30 while the others play more than he does. (1)
ImAnSJW
Side-note: HOW HAS OP PLAYED FOR A YEAR AND NOT YET HIT LEVEL 30?!?!?
Shitanotherusername
Anndd to post his roommates face
ProPlum
Classic megalomaniac mistake
Saric92
OP's an idiot.
christhespider
"I'd like my roommate who browses imgur regularly to wake up to this in the morning and realize what a dick he is" sounds like he(1/2)
christhespider
is trying to get the friend to realize that what they did was wrong and maybe discuss getting him back on the team before the comp(2/2)
boobityboobityboobity
I dunno, I don't think they were ever really friends to begin with.
gingerpyro
roommate and I haven't meshed well, but he saw the post and apologized for what he said, and has acted nicer to me after seeing post.
DrDickinbottom
I don't think plotting to defeat a team of guys that probably don't give a shit is a good plan to get revenge for getting kicked off anyway
WhatzitTooya
Yeah, but thats what every evil villain in the movies does... :o
NotHarroc
OP is officially a crappy Saturday morning cartoon villan. SCHEME QUICKLY, REVEAL OPENLY!
earthbender
Just like a true villain.
GFCSylran
He'd be the perfect Supervillan, hes already got the monologuing his plans away down pat
waityoucansayANYTHINGontheinternet
THIS is how bond villains are made
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
That's Professor Doofenshmirtz level of mistake right there.
blu3sun
Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated!
BeeAtPeace
What happens if he comes up against Agent P in the tournament?
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
The typical "Perry the platypus?!" and "Curse you Perry the platypus!" ensues.
BeeAtPeace
Completely accurate. +1 for you Jack-Luc Harkness Picard
HeyThereHawkguy
OP: "I call it the 'Diabolical Plan-inator'"
anonwhymouse
+1 for Professor Doofenshmirtz
GOMAXLGO
That's Dr. Doofenshmirtz to you sir.
gingerpyro
"You sly dog, you caught me monologging!!"
peridotstar
Did you talk to your old team about what brought this on? you cant let the new guy be your only link of info--thats probly what they did too
peridotstar
3. best for all of you that you compare notes and bring it into the light.
fwipsy
monoblogging*
peridotstar
2. At the very least, a year of playing deserves a respectful, mature resolution--and also if that guy is just a scheming creature, its ..
peridotstar
If its true that you gave up gaming for lent, then naturally that would also play a part in this.
gingerpyro
I've met an agreement with team, I'll sub for whoever gets countered, and while I'm on Lent I'm coaching the team and giving strategies.
peridotstar
Well that's a lovely solution :) I'm glad that you guys were able to work it out so gracefully after all!
gingerpyro
me too. It was just a matter of posting it to imgur to really break through to my roommate haha. we're all good now though.
brentayl
I feel like we aren't getting the whole story. They wouldn't just kick you off for no reason
Kingofkrakens
the reason is he gave up video games for lent and couldnt practice with us... source am the roommate that ha to tell him, not my choice
brentayl
Makes much more sense. Thanks and sorry you have to deal with such a selfish brat for a roommate.
mypasswordisballs
so you kicked him off for religion. thats even more douchey
NoiceSmart
1) No they kicked him off bc he couldn't practice. The reason doesn't matter. If I can't practice sports I sure as hell won't be in the game
NoiceSmart
2) and don't try to make this about religion when it clearly is not. It's about practicing as a group to win a tournament. Nothing more.
Kingofkrakens
you dick, and its not my fault (all of it anyway) (source am roommate); he decided to give up video games for lent, 1/2
mcboh
i guess this time.. THEY DIDN'T RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!! *flies away*
KuroInu
well while the overall decision probably was right I don't see a reason why you guys shouldn't talk with him about it before. like 1/2
KuroInu
"we gonna replace you if you can't play with us" or something like that.
ManicYEEtPressive
At least clarity was brought. Thank you kraken
Imelza
This is a petty argument, but shouldn't you have asked him first? Talked to him about how he wouldn't play? Ppl get butthurt in League...
Kingofkrakens
ya w should have and it is partially my fault... we panicked an i even offered to give up my spot for him to be back on the team
Imelza
Honestly, I understand where you're coming from. LoL tournaments can cause a lot of stress. Hope your roommate lightens up a bit, gl!
smittywjmj
I wonder why MOBAs have such shitty communities anyway. DotA and LoL, especially. I should research this.
IamAKing
Any competative game has shitty people in it.
smittywjmj
MOBAs especially though. I play plenty of competetive games (namely Halo) and none have had as bad a community as DotA. Even CoD is better.
IamAKing
5.) now your opponent has an item and levels on you, causing them to snowball, kill you more, and become a bigger threat.
IamAKing
1.) In general FPS games are more forgiving when compared to MOBAs. First lets assume you're playing on a team for both games FPS and MOBA.
IamAKing
3.) They may give their gun to the enemy but in general they just restart next round with the same equipment and the opponent ahead by 1.
IamAKing
7.) with the exception of CS, most FPS' don't suffer from this. There aren't many consequences for dying. A death signifies a point.
IamAKing
4.) Note the 1 point doesn't effect the FPS players gameplay, its just a point. In a MOBA a death puts your opponent ahead with gold and exp
IamAKing
2.) Player X dies on both genres, lets see what happens. In a Casual FPS your opponents team may have an easier time securing the point.
Kingofkrakens
2/2 and wouldn't be practicing with us so my team had a discussion and voted to take him off the team, i was just the messenger.
cyberspork
it seems like the op is not just a bundle of sticks, but a whiny one too
Louisafromhomeroom
So for religious beliefs?
gingerpyro
tourney is after lent, and needed to focus on midterms/finals since scholarships are KIND OF a big deal.
fr33nzyy
then why do you whine about being kicked out? What a retard
brentayl
The practices leading up to the tournament are all during Lent. You told one half of the story to get sympathy. You should be ashamed.
gingerpyro
Tourney is a few weeks after lent. Would have still had time to practice, and was still actively meeting with team going over strategies.
brentayl
So.. are they just making up excuses as to why they dismissed you? Is it really as simple as them finding a better support? If so, that sux.
SuperDynamo
oh god yes OP. pls follow up on this story
NickOfTheWaterTribe
Two years I've been waiting
domenick91
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b2/b277d5e4b3997f1861cc64b53f1906564c8303d9d8e37d821db02098b3551f8f.jpg
gingerpyro
I'll follow up, that's a promise. Tournament is a little over a month from now.
Flamil
Also if you can recorded the game/games I would love to see them I love watching lol.
VinylTaco
As a fellow summoner, I support your choice, for I am El Supporto!
ackapalaka
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
FredThePlumber
Can I get your lol username so I can add you and spectate?
mswarson
So why announce you know their plans, if the tournament is like a month from now? Not so genius...
ScottNapalm
Break him, OP
DirtyA
so let me get this straight... you decide to reveal your plans to your roommate a month in advance... giving him plenty of time to adapt...
gingerpyro
It was more to show him how I felt. He's apologized now and the team is offering me back position, saying they acted too hastily.
DirtyA
refuse.
gingerpyro
thinking about it. If I do though, it could set the whole thing back to square one, so I have to handle it right if I do so.
Bambadjan
Instead of entertaining random strangers on imgur, you should get a job. Especially since you didn't get that one you were looking for.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Yes, because revealing your diabolical secret plan A MONTH in advance on a website your rival frequent is a smaaaaaart move. :/
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
^ My thoughts exactly!
PoopholeAintALoophole
My first thought upon reading the OPs comment. Could have been diabolical if weren't so hasty in lashing out.
1Luckydominican
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/338/f/6/bronzodia__the_forbidden_one_by_artsed-d6vs15d.jpg They will summon bronzodia, be careful.
WhoDidYouExpect
Good luck. Great idea, really.
DirtyA
well... good luck.
Ecae
Record/stream
KingoftheWest
Kick his ass!
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
commenting for the follow up. Destroy them!
UnexpectedItemInBaggingArea
So they have a month to work on new strategies and team compositions. You haven't thought this through have you?
DoingMyKanyeBest
Favoriting this so i remeber.
IAMPAPER
so much wait!
RagDollz
can we also have your username? we should have an IMGUR LEAGUE GROUP plssss
SailorJimmy
To be a true vindictive asshole, just play whatever lane he does as Teemo. Then spam laugh as he misses every CS and hits every shroom.
gingerpyro
HAHAHA that would be so great! If they don't ban him I might just do that!
WiPo
nobody bans teeto....ever!! do eet!!! and keep us posted!! :D
SailorJimmy
They'll ban Kass, and the other FotM, no one ever bans Teemo. Make sure you get the cottontail skin for maximum humiliation
gingerpyro
They'll probably ban Kass, Kat, and then either Thresh or Mundo from what they typically ban.
Vydrach
Just to be sure, mind sending me a message with the link to the follow up, in case I miss it.
TheHipsterAsian
Same, please!
piax
Can I get in on the notification??
sm0ky117
As an avid player i too would enjoy a link
Daddy3Leggs
Me too!!
gingerpyro
sure thing. This should be neat.
RagDollz
this^
RireMakar
I'll sign up for that list
TheDarkThought
I'll jump in on this list.
leavemealoneyouasshole
me too please, btw will you guys stream it on twitch or anything? I'd love to watch!
rooble
I also want news please :D
UnholyReaver
have you got a reddit account, we could all follow that to make it easier for you
younotbigshit
Any students of film around? Definitely needs to be a movie.
AnonymousCanadian
Me too!
CantRememberUsername
Me three.
maplesugar
I'd like an update message too, please!
CarpetMice
Yo,let me get dat link too,Monica
Dontpushmecuzimclosetothe
Could you send me the link too if it's not an inconvience
Ande81
I wait this story to continued.. :)
InItForThe
Me as well, crush them OP
icantquityouinternet
Hopping aboard this message train.
sm0ky117
also is this going to be on twitch?
Hawkwaard
Reeeeeally doubt it.