Kryyourfacein
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Let's all take a minute to give our respects to the only website the adds a cool sound effect before the porn begins for all the people who forgot to turn down the Volume.
opc3000
So they're not ashamed that they're objectifying people...Porn hub are real heros.
queazy03
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
IwasaHipsterbeforeitwascool
@pornhub
ohgodhescominginthebackdoorsavethechildren
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
@PornHub
thegreattasteoflymon
DementedPotato
Roses are Red. Violets are blue. Pornhub is down. Your Facebook will do.
Thirstraffe
SovietWomble?
DementedPotato
Yes sir
Thirstraffe
Fr3nchT0ast
"stretching noises"
3121tyler2Fylord
#1porn videos
drewmatic305
my porn site list just increased by 20 just by reading the comments
Sdcablkgigalo
Yeah
muddywatersmentalfapsession
A freaking men bro!
kidcolt
Guys. There's an app?
ItsUncleSam
Not on iPhone.
ForReasonsOfScience
Lol
jackbinimbul
...I always watch muted...I never knew there was a sound effect.
KStudios
http://i.imgur.com/550u8RN
MostIndeedlySo
Counterfit
You ain't seen nothing until you see an actual vagina getting fucked in an armpit
liberate21
More fan of Xvideos
SpaceGhostCoastToCoast
Now thats what I call clickbait 2016
Einherje
I was tricked in. Looking for Zootopia but all 've found so far is some Batman-cartoons.
SoPhoKingWong
Lies just tested it! Got fuckin caught
ClearlyNotAMoose
Also, you can watch entire episodes of Seinfeld on there
ipooppyramids
Xnxx
bvtthole
I love that little tune tho. Better than the porn tbh
Drougals
I just tested it. The video got straight into it, people heard
bvtthole
The amateur ones tend to have it.
guyfawks
@pornhub
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
Spankbang is far better
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Their quality is lower though. The videos are more compressed
DeanP3456562456456
Yeah but lately it has been invaded by some weird shit.
ForReasonsOfScience
... go on.
Lindholmarinatorn
all the better
Tasha07
Much unlike the podcast "Guys We Fucked" who exclaim it loudly. Thanks, Bluetooth headphones, for disconnecting at the exact wrong moment.
Bob64
Lonehoof
Saved. Thanks
HelloMyNameIsHuman
I can't stop watching this
ahwhoamikidding
There's a sound effect?
DoctorWhupass
hmm... hentai haven anyone?
Left4lunch
is that the one that gives descriptions about each show like "So theres 10 big boob girls, 1 guy, 1 cam. What could possiblly happen next?"
DoctorWhupass
totally.
Left4lunch
I love that site. The descriptions of the shows, even the tags XD
Burnnoticelover
The full version of Shrek 2 is currently on there.
SarcasticComment
So is Brazil having a train ran on them by a team of young germans
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
Zootopia and Frozen too.
thefire259
.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
This may be my favorite . of all time.
NATA5
Same with the first one.
CrazyCatLad
spankbang usually has random HD movies on there from Warcraft to John Wick to Sausage Party.
Vijo
Also Pewdiepie things, atleast they've been there. Not sure if they still are.. or was it some other Let's Player?
ProphetChuck
Gods of Egypt and Justice League War is on it as well.
thesharkfromjaws
So is bee movie and zootopia
Deshfyre
and bee movie.
errazzecka
Bee Movie as well
YiannisStannisBaratheannis
Im watching it right now. Thanks for the tip
spakatak
Just the tip though.
Jtviking
These lines of lightning mean we're never alone. Never alone. No no.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Holy fuck you're not kidding. It's even in HD
ThatRelevance
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ObamasBigBlackCaucus
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Dexidus
Holy shit 1 and 2 is on there in HD. Producer intros, credits and all
whatthefuq
I came across "Metallica- Nimes [Full Concert] HD.mp4" just yesterday
AngryFennec
you'll ruin your device doing that
metalbusinessbear
Phrasing!
nipplepanties
Shrek is love
jesusisherelookbusy
Shrek is life
Aids11d7
I just watched the whole movie because of this comment. Thanks for the info!
MrPokination
I think there's even Zootopia on there, the full movie not any porn (although there's probably that too)
NATA5
That place is so fucking weird and hosts random ass videos.
Genotex
They host a lot of ass videos, some are bound to be random..
Hyippy
Oh honey, you need to avoid most of the rest of the internet if you think PornHub is weird.
NATA5
Oh sweetheart, I've been around the block a few times.
Hyippy
Oh darlin, I don't doubt it.
Lonehoof
If someone can fap to it, it goes.
EbonBoy
/a/hNNzs
dotnetbeast
They (possibly) will be buying Vine
Zipp4Real
Well, they are already working with bitches....
Zipp4Real
;D
SpoilFlunk
Why is vine so popular?! Never viewed it.
popkiller2090
it used to be back in 2014 and 2015, but its been slowly dying with snapchat being popular
GooglingStackOverflow
They said they will bring Vine back to it's NSFW glory
Abbysomeoneabbynormal
When you say vine I automatically think of "a leetle spoongecake unt a leetle vine. (Yng Frankenstein)
jandeeg
How much is pronhub net worth? Probably bout half of google, I reckon.
therewillbeniccage
wait? not actually right?
ourari
Mostly a PR stunt.
Eduprofile
How much money do they fucking make so that they can to this as a "PR stunt"?!
ourari
Saying you are interested in buying something and actually buying something are two different things.
flawlesssoul
Well, its a cunning stunt as always with PornHub.
brightview
Or is it a stunning cunt?
Bradandboujee
Or is it a CUMMING stunt? I'll show myself out.
ctreebs
Or a stunning cunt?
flawlesssoul
Evident Lad to the rescue.
wadatahmydamie
So you'll finally have a market for your sex tape
NarcanAnomaly
mayodash
Boom
thisaccountdownvotes
Last I heard they weren't going to sell but just kill the brand.
wrekkaflair
Redefining the quickie.
Kind0ne
Not sure what's funnier, the fact that I just closed that app to open this one or browsing Imgur is apparently my equivalent of snuggling.
HamzaKharal
http://imgur.com/eackG
420blazeitbitchez
Between videos I come on imgur for a break then go right back to masterbating
Taliska
Dude you just made me spit my tea! priceless! +1
Shargan8
Man, that hit me like a ton of bricks.
subtlysatanist
I do the exact same thing.
Sargoth
That's exactly what @pornhub does as well.
DomNava
+1
idonthinksoo
Equivalent
throwawayactnumber9
fuck stacey
throwawayactnumber9
unlike that bitch stacey
FrisianDude
who the fuck uses a pornhub app you absolute madman
TheFabulousFuehrer
It's a well made app. Actually offers something over the mobile version of their site.
throwawayactnumber9
we'll never leave
Kind0ne
http://m.imgur.com/eldlENE.gifv
laonion
I cackled. +1
djnibler
Damn
thethirdeye
I'm spooning my nexus right now.
NullPointThrown
alliekity
Holy shit, it took me googling but I found it, the porn hub app, my life right now. Complete
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I did exactly the same thing.
WumpleyRabbit
There's an app??
PrinceMaggot
HAHAHAHA
1oftheoutsiderz
Pornhub had an app?
wenoc
Probably droid.
Griever182
My exact same thought
crashdummy35
Has.
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crashdummy35
Both.
crashdummy35
Go to PornHub. Open the Menu. Where it says "Discover" it right under there. It should say App in there. It'll give you the download.
Mynameisalwaysgay
Fuck sake. Now I see why android is better
Raithul
As much as this is kinda a joke, yeah. Letting you install apps that aren't on the store is a pretty big deal.
crashdummy35
I must stress: as long as you know they are safe. This one is safe. PornHub app on phone and tablet = sexual fucking commando....
CookiesaurusRex
On the Android Play Store? Not finding anything when I search "pornhub"
crashdummy35
Go to PornHub. Open the Menu. Where it says "Discover" it right under there. It should say App in there. It'll give you the download.
GeneralBLUE88
TIL ^^
whoissamo
Holy cow, this is news to me! +1
octopussua
Amongst other things
CookiesaurusRex
You are a god amongst men.
MidnightTacoTruck
Um...I don't see it. Do I need to have an account?
sum1ne1
*mumbles softly to phone* "You still awake?"
LiLpumpkinhead
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Kind0ne
They don't call'em "touch" screens for nothing.
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/apv5YP9_700b.jpg
throwawayactnumber9
we love you
RandomKitten
Masterbating then imgur seems to be more popular than I realized
GreetingsPrograms
I knew I wasn't the only one to go straight to Imgur after beating it
throwawayactnumber9
get it bro
SirHolyGnome
crashdummy35
Fucking PornHub app is no joke. 60 fps and everything. PornHub and Imgur are the only two on my home screen...rest go in folders.
Wellfuckthis
Fps: faps per second
spookyactionatadistance
I thought I was alone but I'm not PornHub on my home screen alone.
crashdummy35
You are not alone...we are legion....
AprilObeidzinski
Holy Shit. I just choked on my own spit...
GaseousMaximus
That's my fetish
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
"spit"
cryptzicle
Hopefully you swallowed after.
ironraves
"spit"
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
that is so fucking hot.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Would you like to choke on my spit?
Rishabwarr
Would you like to spit on my coke?
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
Coke? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-B2TJN8UQ
Rishabwarr
Yes
Idontalwaysupvotebutwhenidoiprobablydonthavepants
Well done
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Thanks, this really could have gone either way.
ImgurcomplianceisShit
Manguu
Youjizz?
flyingmidget23
Incognito window homie
winsZero
Ijizz, WeAlljizz for Screaming.
Contundo
Shows up in history when you start typing YouTube
Tfox6712
Same for youporn.com.
Rawrz87
Not if you clear the last hour of your history...
ourari
Use incognito mode ffs.
SpecimenSpiff
I'll use YOU for fuck's sake.
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
SpecimenSpiff
KeatonTS
thats a threat if ive ever heard one
ourari
I'll pass.
SpecimenSpiff
I don't remember giving you a choice!
Tfox6712
My issue is my swiftkey keyboard I use on my phone. Remembers everything.
fjedle
If you press and hold on the suggested word you can make SwiftKey never predict the word again
LvAllen
That makes it forget the word. It doesn't mean it won't relearn the word.
Tfox6712
That's the problem.