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Jan 29, 2014 8:55 PM
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omgitsfullofstars
TED
yaaa
Those "knife savers" are bad for knives, they dull the blade.
evols
yup, i need all of these. except separating the milk and cereal...thats crazy
licensetoillite
My mom has most of these things already
joker2814
Who keeps Oreos long enough to need to save them for later?
WhompWhompHereComeTheFromp
The Onions holder, PLEASE THE ONION HOLDER!
mustbefunatparties
OP is right, I really do need food.
Zetor
No. Fuck these specalized one-job gizmos... more shit to clean up, and store..
DrunkInRlyeh
None of these things help me drink whiskey.
inyourfacespacecoyote
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LIFE?
emilyrunnes
Umm... I have nesting doll measuring cups???
superthrust
I would like to know where i can buy most of these things....
HoneyCakes
Guess I'm eating like a horse today!
ConsumateV
The "hungry enough to eat a horse" pasta measuring thing is clever but not something I'd actually buy.
RepresentingTheRepublicOfEzo
Gendered spaghetti sorter. that's the stuff.
LuccaComet
I HAVE NUMBER 4 AND 24
DeadGodJess
A metal pick would serve well enough for the onion slicer.
muffinsforpluto
UNITASKERS??! Alton Brown taught me to say no to unitiaskers
yaaa
GOOD EATS!
Stostri
This. Either there's a cheap hardware store build-it-yourself alternative, or you can make do with manual.
marmosaur
Alton Brown is the closest thing I have to a god.
fridflenstone
I would like the grinder one, you know for my herb.
Somnophobe
use a coffee grinder.
dragontrihard
i saw the first one and thought of horrible things i could do with it mwahaha
MizukisShadow
A lot of these are really neat. Although I doubt I'd be constantly using them
ziggypwner
I count 4 things that are actually useful.
peridotstar
This was pretty entertaining, and the garlic peeler is straight up witchcraft.
BlueIsNotAFlavor
#5 could also be a 'fro pick
Littledragonroar
i have a few of these (cutting board colander/strainer, angled mandoline) but most of these seem unneccesary.
babygirlzozo
Shut up and take my money!
Omny
I've read that pot/strainer device was seriously flawed- the steam made the lid expand, sealing it permanently when locked in place.
Somnophobe
I've always used the lid held just askew of the rim of the pot.
Somnophobe
That is to say, normal lid, normal pot. Poking holes in the lid kinda defeats the purpose of having a lid, anyways.
IdRatherEatRandy
Somnophobe
I feel like I'm obligated to +1 your 80's reference.
WhatToPutWhatToPut
WHY DO I NOT OWN ALL OF THESE THINGS YET?!?!?!
mindcrash
BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE THESE WILL ALWAYS STAY IN THE DRAWER!!!
WhatToPutWhatToPut
Isn't that what drawers are for???
IPutADollarInAChangeMachineNothingChanged
Answer to most, learn proper knife skills.
YesThisIsTero
Word.
thegoldensage
Sure but some of these devices are so damn convenient. I mean why chop a potato one fry at time when you can cut them all in one go.
shotinthehead
i needed some ice cream and dammit i made it with a meat clever and ice i chopped out of a glacier and yak milk
DaftMachine
Especially the onion one is fucking plebian. Cutting an onion effectively is so simple and fast.
JustAGingerOnImgur
I can't cut an onion to save my life, even with a good knife.