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jakethesnakeatechocolatecake
Poor guy. Can't even ride the subway without someone wanting to take a sneaky video.
DrumbobHittypants
Ah the conduct of a gentleman. Awesome
servo007
would have been cooler if she turned into an agent, then they threw down in the subway again.
Peldie
I have a small mancrush on Keanu. He seems to be quite down to earth kinda guy. And his shooting is not bad.
DogacMazman
Yeah, just a bloke being a creepy with his phone
MuffinsSpelledBackwardsIsSniffum
Be excellent to each other!
dailyshits
Woah.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
He's a man with a code. Be excellent to each other.
schrodingerscatfood
Have a Social Security number, pay your taxes, and... help your landlady carry out the garbage.
SSlack
Heard he's really cool. He's like the one guy you don't make a huge deal about in public. Cause you respect him.
lazysombrero
+1 upvote hero Neo
Super90nova
He's actually a really good guy.
whatevsies
He's a nice guy. Just never mess with his dog.
Lamontiego
Plot twist: Subway can't fall under 60 mph or it blows up. He is getting ready to make his move.
UhBell
Hes on his way to kill the guy that killed his dog
TeenageMutantPowerRanger
Jon Wick needs the space anyway. Can't be sitting when you're about to massacre a bunch of Russians
MarjoleinSix
Checks first if she's preggers, lets her sit anyway :)
MalyKot
I really don`t understand filming famous people out of hiding
BurtMacklinYouSOB
I mean, in this case we were able to see an act of kindness from someone. Hopefully to spread more of it. I bet he wouldn't mind this if
BurtMacklinYouSOB
He is able to create more gestures like this from other people.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
Keanu move please?
tomanderson35
keanu reeves is the only reason that i dontcommit sui. i wanna be like him.
PhoenixQueenAzula
the spelling makes me want to commit sudoku
tarWHOdis
You sir get a random upvote on your page now.
christhedrummer81
Wow. I think I'm more shocked that you gave suicide a little pet name
tomanderson35
its actually susu.
christhedrummer81
Haha. Who's gonna susu tonight?!
MadScientistHououinKyouma
Snu snu?
offsuit57
I can't believe she made the senior get up out of her seat.
AVoiceOfReason
Her
Tofubutton
Think he saw her fat ass and said damn bitch sit before you have a heart attack
degenerator
She farted. Keanu got Taco Belle'd.
MasturbateAndReavaluate
Did you just assume her gender?! TRIGGERED
CyborgScribe
I doubt you are. -1
TheUnseenGlitterOfLife
There is no seat.
zenatsu
After all... Its his privilege.
Succcmyass
Do you want to see the world burn +1
Memgur
Ummmm, she has a boyfriend
strumfooligan
Very underrated. +1
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
But this guy might be the one.
eloquince
he's like really sweet and everything but...yeahhhh ummmm
IrrelevantlyReIevant
Jimenez
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
He's on the exceptions list.
straikychan
Guy had a really fucked up life. Wish the best for him, because he already experienced the worst.
DefliersHD
What happened in his life? Can you inform me?
Stre
His dad left him and at a young age, his best friend (River Phoneix) died young and then his wife had an 8 month still born and then died.
Stre
They weren't together at the time because of the tradgey but were close. She died in a car accident ( I assume they were married idk tho )
FreshPrinceOfPersia
Plus his sister had leukaemia I think? Heard she's ok now though.
MagicalUnicornMayonaiseOnMyFeet
I just watched the documentary about him when he was a cat
LovemelikeLucilleBluthlovesalcohol
OneShmexyIbex
you didn't see it? he was a pretty gangster cat with Key and Peele were his owners
OneShmexyIbex
"as" not "were" I need to read before I post
selator
Mate are you recording me? Stop it
christhedrummer81
Yeah exactly!
AVoiceOfReason
You're not Keanu, sh
Alphadauug
Got on a bus with that guy once....never again
CyborgScribe
Made me exhale sharply. +1
thringville
I like the way OP turns off the filming as soon as he clocks him doing it. Just in case he went all John Wick on his ass.
tarWHOdis
Keanu believe how nice that guy is?
LovemelikeLucilleBluthlovesalcohol
BostonFan82
This needs more points
tarWHOdis
But everyone who see this just Reeves it alone...
MrRegguY
adellef
strongshoulders
He has a nice face....he should try acting.
batkillthejoker
he should be the lead in john wick
annibe11e
He's been trying for a long time.
Postthepost
He really should. Like REALLY get lessons.
RandomSeriesofNumbers
Whoa.
ThatKidYouThinkYouMightKnow
Didnt even notice it was tom cruise
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
degenerator
He's Canadian. They don't like to draw attentions to themselves.
digsdugs
I wonder if anyone ever tells him he looks like Keanu Reeves.
kissmyburrito
He looks like he loves his dog
strongshoulders
He looks like his wife is dead
supersharkdinosaur
Too soon
adellef
RDMacG
Sequel, Sequel, Sequel!!! So excited!
aPokal
http://data.iwastesomuchtime.com/61520120450134472701.jpeg
Monkeyfighter
Well, fuck. That hits too close to home. Is someone chopping onions?
aPokal
ThatKidYouThinkYouMightKnow
Didn't even notice that it was tom cruies
perpendiculartriangle
Just, don't tell him to do a southern accent.
OhMyGurs
Is that the one?
frowningwithhappiness
Oh... I didn't even notice his face until your comment, just his, er, pants.
TabbyKitty13
continuumftts
Lol what, is there a bulge or something? That's all that's needed to get the attention of females?
frowningwithhappiness
I notice the adjustment. The unstick, if you will.
continuumftts
Lol yeah I'm gay and I fantasize over bulges... a lot... but I didn't even notice.
frowningwithhappiness
The hubs believes that if he thinks no one is looking it's OK to adjust.
Frogapus
See, I can't tell if that was a burn or not.
someprickinvietnam
I straight up love the replacements. Such a weird movie to love but had to get that out.
sciencebasedlifeform
I'm wirey
CloakedFigure
Looks like Keanu Reeves
DreamWeavr
If it looks like Keanu Reeves, acts like Keanu Reeves and is nice, kind and generous like Keanu Reeves. then it probably is Keanu Reeves.
fudgycurmudgeon
"I think it means 'cool breeze' in Hawaiian"
AlphaQueueBeta
JoaoMatos10
Feeding the troll
CloakedFigure
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
CloakedFigure
JWoods89
I upvoted thinking you were being sarcastic... I commented because you were honest :D +2
CloakedFigure
Blastergv9
https://media.giphy.com/media/EldfH1VJdbrwY/giphy.gif
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
The name...is NEO!
aPokal
The quality is such a mashed potato, i did need to read comments.
JobbyJabber
I'll throw you one here Bro .. (it is Keanu Reeves)
RolandDarkTower
TrustMeImABassist
Don't be ridiculous. It's Thomas Anderson.
WannieTheSane
His name... is Neo!
TrustMeImABassist
Mr. Anderseeeennnnn... *crack knuckles*
WannieTheSane
"That's the sound of inevitability, that's the sound, of your death". Just watched it in HD for the first time, it was like a new movie!
ProfessorChaosPhD
If it makes you feel better I upvoted you because I too thought he looked like Mr. Reeves...
Youts
igotbannedfortryingtofaceswapmytesticle
No its bendydick Cumberland sausage
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
LovemelikeLucilleBluthlovesalcohol
I just love your username. And I also happen to have 20 bucks.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
TellYourMomISaidThanks
What can I get for $19.95?
RasputinLoverOfTheRussianQueen
Ken M? Is that thou?
IDrinkTeaInBritish
No, its that guy from the matrix.
captainofthessdouchecanoe
InboxMeYourBeards
What is this from??
Abersade
Vampire's Kiss, a movie which seems to be as mind bogglingly terrible as it is awesome. It's a strange one but fun.
LovemelikeLucilleBluthlovesalcohol
Nomygod where has this gif been all my life.
Crythulhu
His name... is Neo
AlphaQueueBeta
MickeyBlueEyes2
See? Thats where you are all wrong. See I was on this bus one time and it had a bomb on it....
SensibleChuckleNorris
Keanu leaves...the seat for you.
ALargePoop
ATurtleInABazaarIsQuiteBizarre
And that's coming from a large poop.. really puts things in perspective
ALargePoop
Said the bizarre turtle
CloakedFigure
Oh shit it is. I gotta have my coffee before I start commenting...
DarthDeadpool
Or... Have your comment before you start coffeeing
CloakedFigure
I'm better now. The derps have dropped to optimum levels.
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MightyZephyr
Transvestite in the back
Thanksforallofthememeries
Dragondick69
Looks like a repost.
ritoplis
Farts like Keanu Reeves
dirkmcdirk
It's pronounced "Canoe"
Isorikk
I really wish this turned into Edward Macaroni Fork 2
shouldistayorshouldigo
CloakedFigure
HumfreeBugart
Looks nothing like him
DoubleJameson
shantoloki
It's John Wick
rickgo
It's John Wick.
DontBeSheep
buttercow
He Looks more like this one Matrix guy if you ask me
BDBones
I thought it was the guy from "Stop that dad it hurts" but that was me.
Aadinheals
I was thinking it was that one dude from "Speed" however maybe it's that guy from "John Wick"
Mapuchii
He's not even black dude
BDBones
Listen. I see your comment. It's brilliant. Like really really good. Almost dad joke. I appreciate you and you have done me a great service.
DoubleOSteven
Oh I thought it was Ted from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Huh.
stalewaffles
THAT GUY IS FUCKING KEANUE REEVES??
DoubleOSteven
Not sure of you're kidding, but yes :)
Edgemaze
No, he's not fucking him, he IS him.
DoubleOSteven
SmittyWerbenjaegermanjensen1
Matrix on a train
WoctorDho
Mderms
Well, you're not wrong.
CloakedFigure
*sigh* totally derped. I could delete this, but I want you all to bask in my fucking stupidity this morning.
theupvotemachine
In moments like these I want to favorite comments. Fuck the douches OP, you're awesome
CloakedFigure
And you're awesome, too, friend!
CloakedFigure
Yeah, kinda feels like I hijacked this rodeo
SecondSince
Embrace the derp! It will only make you more powerful! :D
svent
I thought yours was the best joke here.
CloakedFigure
Joke, or well executed plan? You decide.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I once asked why the police guy in S1 in Parks & Rec looked so much like Louis CK...
CloakedFigure
Username checks out?
LongCommentChainAppreciator
This is merely a short comment chain, didn't even press "More" once
Moresharks
Don't worry, it's the same thing that happens when people see Clark Kent.
theDoctor131
Holy shit this has me laughing so hard I'm cry... fuck you man fuck you +1
CloakedFigure
antwagon
Your original comment killed something inside me, this honest comment revived it and gave me some genuine Goofy ah-yak's. Ty my friend.
CloakedFigure
Lmao. Glad I could help?
UncleGus
Oh shit, I thought you were joking hahaha. Oh dude, you fucked up.
CloakedFigure
Yeah, but I fucked up and got so many imaginary points. One of those instances where Imgur doesn't make any goddamn sense lol
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Lmao, I thought you were being sarcastic.
CloakedFigure
Nope. That was authentic stupidity right there. Don't wake and comment, folks.
TheChief10097
Bask in your upvotes
CloakedFigure
My god, it's ridiculous
Farrit
I upvoted it. Mostly so everyone could see. :)
CloakedFigure
Hahaha. Thank you.
Iwillalmostalwayscommentcapsalute
roll over to +400 and +240 respectively
CloakedFigure
Take it from me, kiddos - fucking up occasionally has its perks.
drkepper
well, you aren't wrong
QisForQuantum
basking away. +1
catfancier
You held in there and admitted to your moment of stupidity and for that, we respect you +1
CloakedFigure
Hahaha, thank you, friend. :D
catfancier
;)
CloakedFigure
Damn. I just reached Glorious because of these comments lol
catfancier
Haha see!? You made a wise choice
CloakedFigure
Apparently so! So weird. I love this community.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
A true man. Embrace your mistakes and face the trainwreck that is your commenting head on.
Nukeshi
*cough* did you just assume their gender *cough*
TobySomething
I didn't notice at first either, honestly.
Snooj
You make us all feel smarter. It's a good thing you're doing.
CloakedFigure
I'm just here to do god's work. Ya know, by being stupid.
froggyzoomzoomEABOD
+1 for owning it
mumumumumysharona
Thanks for this, I needed a good laugh today :)
CloakedFigure
Jinxboy
Thank you.. well deserved +1
SemperFiSteph
You're wonderful. No worries.
CloakedFigure
Ha! Same to you, friend! :)
SemperFiSteph
Lol did I just get friendzoned online ????
CloakedFigure
...wait. Did I miss something?
123angelsandairwaves123
I think I've seen him driving a bus or something
Anononononon
Nah I think this is that martial arts dude.
Stache13081
Ooh, yeah, in that Speed movie with Sally Fields driving? Yeah, could be!
GravyHavok
...a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called
mayodash
The bus the couldn't slow down.. Yes, I've heard of it too
AManNeedsANewUsername
I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
moarDuolingo
I get that reference +1
Fonzcorp
"The bus that couldn't slow down"
SpiralDoesImgur
He "Jacked" some guys phone ruined his fucking car door! Prick.
Kushamu
No no, I saw him just standing beside the driver lady.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Member Speed?!?
ImSynnical
I member
flowseeker
Whatever happened to Sandra Bullock? I don't see her in enough movies.
popmongoose
Lady Speed didntstick around.
TheifofZ
Pretty sure he spent time as a hacker, too. Or something to do with computers, anyway.
RoadToVALHALLA
Was he going over 55mph?
CluelessLurker
Yeah I saw him too, ass hole wouldn't slow down. Not even when the bridge was ending.
zetzmemp
He was not driving a bus in the movie you think he was driving a bus in.
OlafJS
What. A. Total. Cunt
ThatgifwithaCat
Be nice to him he lost his wife then they killed his puppy!