Will I Clear My Phone Dump? (127) Eggs and Ham, Tarwen I am.

Jan 7, 2024 11:12 AM

tarwen

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Have a dump about eggs and ham, because why not?

Stolen cute eggs and ham(ster) animal tax

#4 was this printed, hole punched, and scanned back in?

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Oh ham! That was eggciting!

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#3

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#42 did Amelia Bedelia make this?

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I sense… a theme.

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https://imgur.com/wAJqwcd.mp4

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#20 v

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Let her have "egg and bacon" or "egg sausage and bacon" then.

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#35 charcuterouiji

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I find it interesting that it's often traditional to eat ham on Easter. The day people celebrate the resurrection of a Jewish man.

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I know as a kid my family and I would have lamb, maybe someone misheard one day

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"I want all the Ham." - Patton Oswald

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A man of impeccable tastes

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#8 Some days, I wonder why God cursed me with the ability to see...

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I wish I could upvote this more than once!!

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#1 ...from hell's heart, I stab at thee!

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What can be better then vegetation ham? Vegetarian haggis

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What is even the point of that?!

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#17 The term Gotham for New York City actually does come from people calling it goat-ham as a joke back in the day because there were goats roaming all over the place

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I think the ham didn't mean "ham" but that's an interesting factoid hilariously at odds with the "polished dark city" meaning of today lol

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Totally, it was ham as in the town-name suffix derived from hamlet as in village, like Framingham, Waltham, etc

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meat man approves. +1

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Damn, meat man is packing.

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HAAAAM GIRRRL!

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#36 more Egguins!

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PONYO WANTS HAM

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#35 ouicheese board

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#9 Ya sure that egg is cooked enough? Fuck me.

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I boil my eggs for 10 minutes because i really like them cooked through. They do not look like that.

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Maybe just left to cool slowly. The iron sulfide condenses around the outside of the yolk and it's time-based (longer cook, or longer cool).

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That looks like it's been boiled for about 30 minutes.

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I wonder if turtles can be allergic to raw egg protein, in that case it makes total sense to boil it for as long as possible.

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#8 He had a GREAT Fall!

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I recently found out that I have a sensitivity to the nitrates in ham. Can't eat it anymore 😢

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You have my condolences

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Microdose it

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#41 this one bothers me since it’s already warHAMmer.

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If it were a hammer made for war I'd be with you, but it's a warmer made for ham

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Sure. I may have missed that on first inspection. Sue me. But it doesn’t change anything. It still bothers me.

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Haha I didn't think you'd missed it, I get the bother, but I do all kinds of curses and shitposts so to me it's mission accomplished

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First up…the Canada egg!

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👏I👏just👏scrolled👏through👏a👏whole👏dump👏of👏ham👏memes👏… take your +1 you asshole

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Lotta egg too.

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There was a significant amount of egg my dude.

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It did what it said on the ham-tin!

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v

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I used to vacation in the ham-tins

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#11 How can they ensure it's always a double yolk or is this one of those "live to see man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" things I'd be better off not knowing?

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Light as ppl are saying, but you can also see it by the shape, it has a little straight part. Once you've seen a lot of them, you just see it.

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Google tells me you can hold them to a light to see, and that it's not a forced thing, just like how humans can have twins

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There's a couple different reasons it can happen naturally, one of them being certain chickens who just always lay doubles. If you're trying to sell these gimmicky eggs you could probably buy up double-layers and breed them.

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Laser scanning. Shows the shape of the yolk, so doubles are easy to tell. Also detects (also easy) if there is a bloodspot, which is why you never see them anymore. The laser quality control was specifically developed to detect the bloodspots since consumers don't like those. The eggs with BS get diverted to, like, industrial cakes and whatnot. They could, I suppose, sell full dozen eggs all with BSs. At Halloween maybe

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It's not exactly blood. It's the embryo starting to form. Most eggs aren't fertilized but occasionally one gets knocked up.

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I know what you're talking about, a very early stage embryo, but that's different. Back in the day an occasional egg had an actual blood spot, from a ruptured capillary in the hen's uterus. Google has good pics of both. When we kept layers some of the older hens would slough a little bit of uterine tissue and weed find that in an egg. I did kinda find that a bit nasty

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Man, I hate it when I crack open an egg and it's full of bull shit!

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Why are you up this early on a Sunday? Come back to bed, @tarwen 😉

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Hahaha, it is a bit early for me to dump but who can resist the eggs and ham? 😅

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Well, there was this one guy...

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Are we seeing an Imgur couple posting and commenting each other's post? Never thought I'd see it in the wild! They DO exist! :P

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Yeah, nope. It's just a fun thing i do

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Ah, OK. :) My mistake!

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I'm sure they do, but not in this instance

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Ah, my mistake :)

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😆 I've never seen one ham meme out in the wild, I don't want to know how you came across all of these 🤣

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People see ham memes and think of me, that's why I posted earlier today as I was pinged for one 🤣

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@OP took a ham-fisted approach

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What I do with my hams is between me and them 😏

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