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me irl
Mar 17, 2016 9:46 AM
peaky101
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NotACanadian
They're eating quail eggs.
inkandcaffeine
They provide showers and ovens? Survival sounds pretty easy.
sportster07
I feel sooo guilty for upvoting you.
junglecruise
Are you a MEXICO?
Bazandan
Dios mío, that was close.
KingXizor
Fuckin' Joan Cornella comics though man. Damn, so beautifully demented.
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
My friend bought me his book for christmas, it's so fucked up
KingCunny
#7 is Lasianaga from the proud family all grown up
S1NCLARE
+1 for Breaking Bad
ManMashine
Finaly some dark humor that fits my obsidian black soul.
Wholiet
'Look at me Hector' XD i'm dying
nohman64
WE NEED A MEDIC
TenaciousTaco
A better wee dump
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
That was blingtastic!
darthchocolate
Risky click of the day.
raidleadergutts
Diamond shitter. For when your accidentally put quality content in your shitpost.
BababaMoooya1
Lel
dentista320
Díos mío!
PharisaicalJesus
Damn, how tf does a teen get a Mercedes?
moderatbothsides
Everyone knows it's white college kids not Mexicans that fuck up orders at Taco Bell
ProfessorMatt
Re: chickens at breakfast: "Would you like some eggs? I made them myself!" https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HHOFmHMTN5k/maxresdefault.jpg
CWMoudi
Margaret is savage af
ltmrosario
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BoomerKeith
Are you a Mexico?
whatever456742
Apparently side show Bob is disguised as a woman and bought a new car
ChampagneSupernova
#1 It's OK, he has Jason Statham to help him.
Susbeanz
It be small, but a high quality dump
navicat
Why are we upvoting dumps and not OC?
LazerBeam49
At the one with the text messenges did enyone notes the dates on where they were sendt?
Poodlestrike
The Sandy one is what panic looks like.
biff1895
http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1u2f1u8VP1qcu5eho2_250.gif
gethiptothewiz
I lost it at the Sandy Hook one
Ballamazing
Wile E Coyote feet.
FreeGrammarLessons
Lost it at the chicken and rooster. Crying.
Saitazekai
What the feeet?!?!?
quasit666
#1 - check this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witold_Pilecki#Auschwitz
Titmouseman
Wow O_o - what a badass. That dudes life is the definition of bravery.
Shekel
His death makes me hate communism more than anything :E
RamenDoodle
Those feet. No way.
KingMemberBerry
Who would still smash?
geauxrilla
Can't be
scabab
dont quite understand this trend of photoshopping people's hands/feet/foreheads etc. and then grilling them for it. i guess it avoids 1/2
scabab
2/2 hurting the feelings of a genuine person?
CerealwithMilk
No the person photoshopped it poorly themselves before posting, and people notice then make fun of it.
Relicanth
they're toe-tally Photoshopped!
peaceloveandgraffiti
Pho-toe-shopped
OliverClothesoff70
119% Photoshopped. I can tell because of the pixels.
thatclimbingguy
And because I have seen some shops in my time.
DoctorGoldfish
I was about to say, "well.. I know the swim team might consider her."
CossackHD
146.47%* It's Russian "voting" fuckup when sum %s of all political parties' votes was 146.47%. I use that reference when %>100 :)
CossackHD
Semi-sauce: https://twitter.com/freakonometrics/status/145564501608120320
RainbowsRainbowsEverywhere
You know what they say about girls with big feet?
jackofalleves
tiny penises
Temptedweeds
That they can kick your heart while attempting to kick your balls?
Brofessional1412
They be saying "damn you got some big feet."
FredDamnRock
My man...
OPmakesOC
They say, uh, "Damn, you got some big feet!"
browneyedgull78
bigger socks.
FlatPlutoSociety
They never stop complaining about how hard it is to find shoes that fit?
helpnonamesareleft
It is tough. I'm a girl, size 10.5 and clearance aisles never have anything cute for me. :(
colinstu
You know what they say about a single guy with two cats?
ObiWanShalomi
Lmao that Sandy Hook joke xD
piedpiper89
Amazing
PolaroidPuffin
I see you've punched your ticket to hell. I'll be driving the bus! Keep an eye out for me!
HelloSer
That one yeah
badwolfstormborn
I feel like I need to shower after laughing at that one.
InformalProof
I chuckled, looked in the mirror but the only thing I saw was shame
snazzygabe12
Why do you do this
Baffelgab
Oh damn, now it clicked. Here I am trying to remember what scene from the movie Hook possibly related to that line
SilentZed
I am glad there is at least one of other awkward soul that was trying to make that connection at first. I had to read her name to get it.
NoeCarrier
Realistically, if they don't laugh then they're probably not the right one.
ptitqui
I dunno man. Thats a hell of an introduction. That's like a third date level of joke. :P
wobbu
On the contrary, I think it's the kind of joke that can ONLY be used as an introduction.
NoeCarrier
It's a risky gambit,but the sheer horribleness of it makes it funny. I'd want someone who appreciated the finer nuances of dead baby jokes.