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Here are deadpool and colossus
Feb 16, 2016 4:20 AM
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RighteousRhythm
Weird to see Poutin in a mocap suit. Good for him.
Lassannn
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
Jest3r123
There's a level of no fucks given and then there's colossus
TheQuintessentialGamer
smug son of a bitch
NOTsoOrderlyConduct
*fat joke *
404namecantbefound
Worst Telly Tubby ever
alpacassomewine
I literally lol +1
TheFawxGuy
This is colossus in his pjs people
aardvarckj
TIL I have the body of Colossus.
The16thSockMonkey
Ever hear the one about the one legged man at the ass kicking contest?
madbydesign
Everyone thinks it's a full-time job: Wake up an put on grey pajamas a hero, mo-cap a hero, have a silly accent a hero.
33YearOldManBaby
Why is that evil leprechaun fighting that dude from tron?
Autocorrekt
I mean, he's a little hefty but Colossus is harsh
secretoaster
Sponsored by black and white circles, and dots. Also, Golf Pro shop.
SeriGravett2
This scene reminded me of the dark knight from Monty python, actually I'm surprised they didn't reference it
Buckbeak1486
Title hurts my brain! It's "is", not "are"!
KorbenDallasMultipass
All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!
VioletPulse232
Oh your poor wife....
Kimmijay84
Whats with the golf ball on his head?
concaveUsurper
The character is taller than the actor, so it's to give the animators a place to put the head on.
tikkitavi23
Every dinosaur fears the T rex
TeamSchmautz
Stuntman or Reynolds? I'm actually curious as to how many shots he was able to do himself.
BitHappy83
...just before Deadpool transforms into a one-legged T-rex.
Mynamesnotcool
._.
CornhuskerChemE
It'll feel so big in my hand!
MinYoonGiCheonJaeJjangJjangMaenBbungBbung
His expression omg XD
russrob84
So colossus treat deadpool like a ravenous wolf, "make myself look taller and he won't attack"......**takes notes**.....got it!!
volatiley
4 inch inseam? yikes
TheImgurianWhoSendsFriendlyAndFunnyMessagesToOtherImgurians
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MagicalThinkingMomsSuck
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Omaration12
Oh god your poor wife!!..
TheVakarian
Didn't he marry Kitty Pryde at one point in the comics?
Radix865
Well, she was getting ripe for pickings...
aguynamedDeadpool
Well played
PelicanOfTheDesert
"dad..??"
munmunthewolf
he's so done "ok ryan please get it right this time, i've had enough of being fake punched in the jaw while im wearing a teletubby antennae"
chardeemacdennis
this deserves more points
WonkieBTW
Colossus has really let himself go.
CitizenPrime
his poor wife
hotdiggitydamnson
aye he looks colossal!! I'll stop before somebody gets injured
affablebowelsyndrome
He really loves those Timbits with his coffee.
Vasse95
Yeah lol why he so fat?
iamthisguy247
Just wait, he's gonna swell up, get really big and rock hard. Just give him a minute.
FullyClothedStreaker
That's what she said
FullyClothedStreaker
That's what she said
IFUCKEVERYTHING
:)
Treblaine
That came out the wrong way... or did it? *smooch*
yelnatz
This scene was seriously funny. The whole theatre just burst out laughing.
Korturas
The T-rex comment right into the Ass-Kickin Contest line ..... I've not laughed that much at any film ever ! Not even ones billed as Comedy.
wherearemypajamas
Nearly 35% of the entire movie people were laughing so hard.
Thekingofbeans
To be fair, you could point to almost any point in the movie and the same would be true
popculturella
It's my favorite part. I was out of breath laughing. It's such a perfect comics-Deadpool moment.
onlyfavefapablecontent
I love the part when went to the mansion and point out how they can only afford 2 of the x men
ChrisBurgos1200
best fourth wall joke
Sororita
I liked the 16th wall joke
ChrisBurgos1200
Its an origin story in an origin story that is like two 4th walls. :D
wilypants66
This scene reminded me of the dark knight from Monty python, actually I'm surprised they didn't reference it
WireLord
Black Knight* The dark knight is batman :P
Grant0
Gag semi-spoiler: Deadpool's line when Colossus said he was taking him to Professor X... I started laughing at work today just remembering.
MissMcBoner
Yes! My favourite line from the whole movie! Almost chocked on my popcorn when I saw it
TheChosenAsiangirl
McAvoy or Stewart ? It was my favourite line :D
TheGlow
Sadly me and my wife were the only ones to get that. The 20 or so 12 year olds in front of us didnt.
Grant0
Well there was a lot going on & it was easy to miss one line by still laughing at one 3 gags back
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
Spoiler. Professor isn't bald like deadpool said he was or was he breaking the 4th wall again
chaotikmethodz
Xavier IS bald...spoiler...
Grant0
Always breaking 4th wall. He said "McAvoy or Stewart?"
wandergeist
followed by "...all these timelines confuse me" (or something to that effect)
MissMcBoner
I think he said: "...all these prequels confuse me." But I'm not 100% sure
thesolamnus
But professor is bald
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
yes but if you saw the trailer to x-men Apocalypse he has hair at the start. (not pinning blame just laying fact)
chaotikmethodz
2) Deadpool takes place in our present, when Xavier is already old and STILL bald.
thesolamnus
Deadpool is happening in the future when Logan is already an xmen. And Xavier will become bald in apocalypse.
chaotikmethodz
1) Apocalypse takes place during the 80's when Xavier had hair and at the end of the trailer he is clearly bald.
ff7cstrife
I know it's not the same guy, butane I heard his voice, all I could picture was Jumba from lilo & stitch behind colossus' voice.
rainbowcoloredpoop
Semi-unrelated: Jumba was voiced by David Ogden Stiers. AKA Major Winchester from M*A*S*H. My mind was blown when I found out about that.
KOXD
Fucking seriously? Holy shit.