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Feb 26, 2018 12:58 AM
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rssplowman
ATeaWrecks
Source?
UpsetDuck
Rapture-Palooza
minkfarm
what a coincident, just watched a movie with her in it last night.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Anna Kendrick, internet troll.
PlumbusHelpDesk
+1 for username
alwaysmaccen
-1 for reply (?)
eromitlab
Gianttesticlemonster
MexicaninQatar
I really liked her in 50/50, she is so cute in that movie
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
is she the female version of Ken M.?
lazysombrero
Everybody's girlfriend!
redkova
6ixLife
I only realized just 2 years ago that Anna actually has big tits lol She's 4'11ish in height IRL, so it caught me off guard. She's perfect
Ravenuser
Pitch perfect?
redkova
Yup, Anna is exquisite. She's the definition of "fun sized". 5 feet tall n has the PERFECT body + face.
Pepeseinn
She's very deadpool like...without the, you know...dick.
ErinPantera
FarNorthFarLeft
She sounds so awesome. I think she's probably genuinely nice.
Apollo1888
If she asks Tom Cruise about Suri, that would turn him into Mr. Hyde.
mcbotulism
Obligatory whenever Anna Kendrick is posted: She and I are from the same hometown. I've never met her, though.
IATTM
I don't like to brag, but I'm from the same planet. Never met her though.
grimwyrd
JustQuitIt
Always upvote Mr. Right!
GeorgeGeef
#3 she needs to go to her local Asian market and drop like 15 bucks on a Chinese vegetable cleaver.
aSophiebear
When I was a kid I saw her in an indie film called camp. Years later twilight came out and I was the only one who gasped when I saw her.
aSophiebear
Very fucking hispter of me. But yeah it is ki d of cool to see an actor go from no one to someone. Also, watch camp because it's good.
stonedrunkdoctor
I felt the same when Donnie from the o.c. Got the lead role in vampire diaries lol
themuttonisniceandlean
She was on Broadway as a kid, so she's been pretty famous for a long time, but google says Camp was her first film. That is really cool.
aSophiebear
You read the first paragraph of a wiki. She got a nomination and wasn't all that famous. Thanks for going out of you way to explain it to me
IATTM
I mean, getting nominated for a Tony probably does get your name on lists of people to hire. Maybe not general public famous, but in the biz
themuttonisniceandlean
I heard her explain how she had to act like a professional as a kid on Broadway in an interview a long time ago. Looked up Camp today.
kogt
She is hot on the outside. On the inside, not so much.
TouchThaFishyyy
She's filled with.... pudding? Potato salad? Gazpacho? What?
lifeinabathtub
Anna Kendrick is my spirit animal
PresidentJoe
I love that if she wasn't hot not one would think these are funny
CalgakisPictland
I don't find her particularly attractive but she made me laugh.
Tofubutton
I think she's unattractive but seems like a nice person
getmo
Speak for yourself. If I ever met a woman like her, I don't think I could stop myself from turning into a monogamous dipshit
getmo
just for her to break my heart.
Toofwess
But... Does Bruno Mars is gay?
Flippinballz
"Hahaha look my life is messy and sad yet i have the comforts and security of my wealth haha im so funny and down to earth" - Anna Kendrick
RenaissanceFaireMan
I'm just going to say this, her and Ryan Reynolds should just be plopped on a set with no script.
ladyjosephine78
Yes yes yes!! Can this be a thing??
RenaissanceFaireMan
I'm all for putting them in random costumes, letting them loose on a set they had no prior knowledge of and just filming them....
ladyjosephine78
Cuntard
preferably a porno set.
YoungChuckNorris
But which one do I focus on?
stonedrunkdoctor
Anna’s strap on.
jimmyjohnjonesjunior
i am fine with both of these
Flobmmando
TouchThaFishyyy
funkadelicrhinoceros
They've been in a film together before.
perterbedtomcat
I really liked this movie!
funkadelicrhinoceros
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1567437/
Arcanum3000
What. "...guy pursues his office crush with the help of his evil talking pets, but things turn sinister when she stands him up for a date."
popeofjokes
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Broklond
sorta good movie as well
Grudgezilla
This movie is fucked up
eagerophiuchus
Anna, that guy from GoT has already done full-frontal before. It's... fine enough.
monkeymuffins
Yeah. It's... nice... I guess.
diggerwoods
I would cut her butternut squash.
iliketoanswerwithreactions
assholecasserole
eetsumkaus
if you know what I mean
Chickenlicker
I would cut her, butt, er, nut squash
chefrk
I would squash her butt and nut in her cut!
LamePotato
I would squash my nuts. But not her.
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PostedTheGifNowMainAccountIsBanned
TouchThaFishyyy
TedTheMan
thekeeb
I would squash my nut butter all over her.
Flobmmando
Congratulations on your average and anticipated sexual innuendo. I chortled at its unorginality.
thekeeb
It was the next logical step. I expected it to keep going.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
You might wanna see a doctor if it's coming out churned.
dilatedpuppers
He gettin churnt
TouchThaFishyyy
I would chop her butternut squash, asparagus, red onion, bell pepper, mushrooms, and eggplant. Then I'd mince her garlic, lightly drizzle
mthornton91
This was fun, and you made it weird. You might be a serial killer.
TouchThaFishyyy
Aw, thank you! :) *waggles eyebrows* Read to the end... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ
TouchThaFishyyy
olive oil and sprinkle some himalayn pink salt, coarse pepper, and fresh sage over it. I'd toss her vegetables, making sure the oil covers
TouchThaFishyyy
-everything-...roast at 450 degrees for 20 minutes. I'd shake all her vegetables during to make sure nothing sticks together or burns.
TouchThaFishyyy
Oh, yeaahh. Then I'd serve her vegetables to her with a nice 2011 Vincent Raimbault Bel Air. I'd get her really nice and tipsy
TouchThaFishyyy
... and I've been to sea for months a'three, I know I could make her mine. The lass would be past consent, so it was off with her I'd go,
TedTheMan
Yummmmm!
ricoadelante
Always upvote Anna kendrik
NirvanaNik
I would, totally, disappoint her
SnickerDONTle
She should write a book. I would read the hell out of her random thoughts and musings
eromitlab
She wrote a book called "Scrappy Little Nobody."
dietderpsy
She could call it AK47 - The random thoughts of a weaponised imagination.
Zenphic
Scrappy Little Nobody by Anna Kendrick might be what you're looking for.
SnickerDONTle
That sounds amazing, I'll have to check it out. Thanks!
SaturatedGloryHole
iAlwaysUpvoteHeels
I always upvote heels.
42labor
GODDAMN
TouchThaFishyyy
Double-sided tape
13thusernametry
Source of the gif?
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crann
pitch perfect 3 promo, surely on youtube.
dilatedpuppers
*sprays with water* BACK TO TUMBLR WITH YOU
delilahviolet
I think Brittany Snow is hotter
Nykidemus
Is that the redhead? I concur.
delilahviolet
Yes
MelfsAcidArrow
TurgidMember
I would like to know where I could see the entirety of this event please sir or madam
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spewrillious
Looking at the title got me like
SaturatedGloryHole
It is some pitch perfect 3 video. I haven't found this one but they have one on YouTube with some promo for the voice.
QueenSavcy
Is your name a reference to 10 Things I Hate About You?
Notdscgsh
https://youtu.be/Mjlsmets--0
RogerSmithIsMySpiritAnimal
IIRC it was a promo for the voice ? Don’t recall mostly because I love those movies but this pretty much sucked.
LichyLichy18
It is a music video, Freedom! 90x I believe
juli4g33k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjlsmets--0
SaturatedGloryHole
Found this too but it didn't have the snip from above, unless I missed it.
Gwurver
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spickate
If that is a madam with that username, sign me up
phukerstone
i would take her out on a date so hard.
bigdog838
She does seem the most "dateable" chick. I'd love to drink a beer with her
wasthatbutter
I would date her so hard she would wish I didn't date her so hard.
Gonorrheus
I'd marry the fuck out of her
AreYourCatsMakingTooMuchNoise
She’d probably have to agree to it first though
MrLamps
Dood I would respect her so hard all night long
phukerstone
i think i prolly would, but like there's gotta be some dates first. she might be too much to handle.
Gonorrheus
That's actually quite a sensible observation there pal... not the being too much to handle part, just the dating before marrying one
rowm
Might be too much? Go big or go home
tomyironmane
As if. I have standards. they're called...
tomyironmane
"Oh god, I have anxiety bordering on screaming freak-out panic and paranoia about asking women out, even when they're not cool and famous."
bbnestea
I was on set with her and she is the cutest darn thing my eyes have ever seen
T3CHN0CR4T
I feel like there's a story here...
Gonorrheus
Why were you on set with her, what do you do? GIVE US STORY TIIIME (a post even)!!!
NotQuiteTheRealSlimShady
Dot for hopeful follow-up.