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Incineroar
The "No Touchy" makes this.
trekedmyself
jammynichts
yes! exactly what i thought when i saw the sign
AwildaHeern50
Guarded by a Magical Safety Dragon
docsage
Wing wing? Yo dawg...
MakeGifsSon
Hello
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Derek Zoolander would throw such a fit.
bigmee
A door for ANTS!?!?
Rainblow
Better bring in the tiny men in hazmat suits. Looks like someone pooped at the door.
PinkAmazonQueen
Hahahaha
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Yo, I got that reference.
jayol
Thats a doorable
jazzhead
no touchy *giggles*
MikeArclight
That can't be sanitary
Tattooedtom
Stop licking it then.
bigmee
What is THIS!? A door for ANTS!?
tinybabyslothdawww
i always upvote the obligatory "what is this? a _____ for ants?" reference...
bakingbadass
ʸᵉˢ, ʰᵉᶫᶫᵒ, ᴵ ᶰᵉᵉᵈ ᵃ ʷᶦᶰᵍ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᵘᵖ﹗
landseer
ᴾᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵐᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷᶦᶰᵍˢ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵒʳ, ᵐᵃ'ᵃᵐ⋅
JDMwizard
time for ur checkup, time for ur checkup! where gonna check your eyes check your ears. find out how much you growwwwww.
iLynux
Is that Mister Rogers?
JDMwizard
doc mcstuffins :P
MileHighLivin
I- I can.....I CAN SEE IT. O GLORY!
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flamingflamingo
That's what I saw on my phone. I didn't get it until I came home and saw this post on PC.
Snarkoleptic
Unicode works sometimes. Not this time
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
http://imgur.com/UOV5MtY
DragonMaus
It saddens me that, in this day and age, some browsers still can't render Unicode.
imgurgud
CaptainHughJass
I read that in a super high pitched voice
MRmiceMRnotOSARCMEDBDeyesOSICMRmice
Is that a rat turd at the bottom???
WhoopAssMcGue
Is that a rat poop?
YouWannaFightAboutIt
It's Coraline all over again.
Nabashin
Ratz.
ihavequestions
No sir. That's a fairy poop.
Sharecrow
Dammit, Wanda.
BanastreTarleton
Filthy fucking fairies.
ihavequestions
http://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com/wp/docs/2013/08/hank2.jpg
tiduszecht
faireez, straight ahead. insectz to the right. burdz to the left. batz.... to the ceiling
ComradePigeon
Complete with a little dropping. Adorable.
PeanutBuddha
Faireez, Insectz, Burdz, Batz, and John Malkovich.
Ihatewasp
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5tw0diUZ1qdpgsdo1_500.gif
hsalceht
pretty sure thats batman
TheRealFireFrenzy
And the office of Dr tinycat
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
Faireez, Insectz, Burds, Batman*
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Peter Dinklage
FelledChair
I appreciate your reference.
IReallyJustWantToSeeHowLongOfAUsernameICanHave
http://imgur.com/RkSKric
ButterfaceTaintClown
Put your dick in it.
mpf312
Beets, bears, battlestar galactica
yuraf
and Ant-man.
TheIrishMike
http://media.giphy.com/media/gimClEut0Bt7y/giphy.gif
Youwouldntstealatoaster
and deez nutz
Yormungandr
HA, GOTEEM
HYDROFRACKER
Keep this cancer off of imgur
Youwouldntstealatoaster
What should we put on instead? Actual cancer? http://muhi.org.au/wp-content/uploads/Cancer-cell.jpg
HYDROFRACKER
Wow sorry to make you guys butthurt, I just see enough if this shit on facebook and annoying high school students
AGiantTransWoman
Because it's now a meme and it's supposed to be a joke? You're the one all butthurt, but this is imgur, so expect "memes"
impedimenta
Malkovich malkovich, MalkovichMalkovich +malkovich!
ThatsNotWhatHeSaidThough
please no... Stop make it stop... pleeeeeeaaaasssee!
Papoba
THATS FUCKING U OF M'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
Pindadio
Omg it's a magical caution door! Don't touch it!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Touchy it!
MarkFelton
That must lead to a pharmacy.
billiebitkiller
I thought you were being a jackass and that was just a coverplate or something but no, that's fucking adorable.
Sheadog369
A-door-able, you say?
JakeTheDogAndFinnTheTRAITOR
Oh you're Batman? Straight ahead.
Turbogoat
Is that a hospital? Nah, just a little elf clinic.
amyrose
What is this, a door for ants etc
LucyImHome
A Fairy Door!! This is in Ann Arbor!
allthenamesaregone
I dislike it when things for kids are misspelled like that. What are we teaching them?
Cheomesh
Phonetics maybe I dunno
CamBaren
Same thing when parents baby talk their kids until their like 6. No wonder that fucker can't talk, you dumb shit.
tomyironmane
that adults are stupid and you shouldn't trust them.
plsnoolives
Actually, it introduces the idea that in other cultures details are different, but needs are the same, encourages tolerance and imagination.
PaleoCardio
I have to say I agree with you on this one, it would have been just as cute and magical in the correct form.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Hell, it would have been better.
Solkanarmy
yeah, indeed
thesarahpowellexperience
"Mum, what the shits is faireeze? Have you been teaching me incorrect spelling?! GOD DAMN IT!!" -Gary, 42, PHD
Pikamuffin
I had to go re-read because my brain didn't even register that text as English. I just glanced and assumed it was another language.
BardicLasher
That fairies don't know how to spell.
AdmJota
And the birds are ticked off that the fairies managed to get the sign-making contract anyway.
YouJustKindaWantIt
At first I thought 'faireez' was French!
DoctorSpaceDog
Like the fucking, I don't remember. The little animals on the kids' show that all talk like babies. No wonder speech pathology's big.
officerjt
Are you talking about wonder pets? I fucking hate the wonder pets. "What's gonna work?" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! Sorry, mom of toddlers rage.
popejubal
It could be worse. It could be Barney.
DoctorSpaceDog
That was it, yeah. Wonder Pets. Youtube and twitch is full of dudes with that mushmouth voice from not learning how to communicate as kids.
thatFamilyMan
It is forbidden in my house,
melveys
Elmo drives me crazy for his third person and baby talking too.
PicklesPickles
At least he's smarter than Mr. Noodle.
LitchLitch
We are teaching them that different cultures sometime spell things differently and that there is not always ONE RIGHT WAY.
Beazles
Those words are not spelled correctly in ANY language.
Cknapp303
But.. Fucking up their native tongue for the sake of childhood humor doesn't teach them language diversity..
LitchLitch
Exposing a child to alternate spellings does not "fuck up their native tongue" and DOES teach them language diversity.
Cknapp303
Your rigt mon I totllii agryy wit yuu. So dyvurz!
cocoakoumori
That's not alternate spelling. Alternate spelling is like fairy or faerie. Or colour and color. Different spellings in wide use.
LeSethX
When learning how to spell a word the correct way, learning a 2nd spelling of it confuses people. It's why you learn 1 language at a time
LitchLitch
*sigh* what a boat load of assumption and misinformation, have you ever even looked at a book on linguistics? Try it, it will be eye opening
1fuckwasgiven
Purposely misspelled for legal reasons
snotabooga
Kids that can read at this level enjoy catching misspelled words. It's empowering.
melveys
That's why I get annoyed with books like Junie B Jones. The spelling and grammar are atrocious. "I runned to the table"
dipity90
I work with kindergartens. They definitely say things like that.
melveys
I have kids in grade 1 and 2 and I agree but we correct them, not reinforce it.
dipity90
Yes, but Junie B. Jones is supposed to be in the voice of the kindergartener.
melveys
Yes but why are we showing kids that kindergarteners are supposed to talk like that? My kids emulated a lot at that age.
InY0Face
That life is not all about up tight grammar nazis who can't just smile and giggle at silly doors for imaginary patients. Get a grip!
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
People who say shit like that, are people who can't spell for shit.
melveys
I agree but kids learn from exposure. What benefit does spelling like that have vs correct spelling?
cocoakoumori
It's not disliking the door but proper spelling is important, isn't it? Literacy skills in teens/children now is kind of depressing...
ChickenandFishMakesAGreatDish
wot m8t? kids 2day spl jest fin
WhiskeyTang0F0xtr0t
That's a-door-able....I hate myself.
WhiskeyTang0F0xtr0t
This is the first time there's been a long string of comments on something I've written! I'm so happy. You're all the best.
thesarahpowellexperience
I hate you too, WTF, I hate you too. (No I don't)
sidfromtoystory
you're such a knob
bullshitontheline
I'll let it slide
sidfromtoystory
n1ce
goodjobmyfellowman
I love yourself
HairyOtterVersusDumblewhore
+1 for the pun
Varimahtras
Hello dad
PaleoCardio
We all hate ourselves and each other on imgur, pretty sure of that tbh
brethamus
Go back to bed
docweird
I'll be getting your coat, brb...
Xepsurah
Fuck you, top commenter!
GoDDstopper
But you've already crossed the threshold, there is no going back.
theguyfromtheplace
I up voted from 999 to 1000... That felt good.
ihartcandii
Don't worry! I adore you! :))
queenofeverything
It's OK. I love you for it.
jayneebutidontgotagun
And we all love you =)
HairyOtterVersusDumblewhore
I dare u to touch it
ChubbyStyles
No Touchy
Rohirrim85
Dude thats fantastic
MrJimmyC
I hate you too... (just kidding, love you really ;) )
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Nymphadora Bell Tonks
SerWolfe
According to the Imgur Rules & Regulations approved by the High Council of Imgurians under strict observation by sarah...You need to leave
AaronStack
There is the door ^
TheWorstPirateYouHaveEverHeardOf
If you're literally asking me to choose between puns or my obsession of pointing out doors. *sobs* then there's the door! --»
UnknownPenguins
No, please stay and continue to provide us with these most magical of puns
laikafox
Put your... Put your sick in it.
HairyOtterVersusDumblewhore
everything's a vagina if you're brave enough
PaleoCardio
Even kiddy doors. Ouch, hell beckons for me.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Why don't you have a seat over there: #1
philbagg
Magical Caution Door
KaJuN
Guarded by a Magical Safety Dragon
EulaliaSaxons
WalkingDead.ClicheReply
Killamari
Queer up
FuckThisThingInParticular
Don't Dead Open Inside?
LittlePipIsBestPony
Automatic Caution Door
HairyOtterVersusDumblewhore
is that a magic caution door or magic door? instructions unclear, touch it anyway
DoaBrago
God knows i need one of those...
Aiyos
No Touchy
RelativelyRelevantRelative
We call that rectum back where I'm from.
JosephDunaravich
I thought I had something clever to say, and then I saw this.
SerWolfe
"No...touchy..." *touches door*
PaleoCardio
You were that kid weren't you, I can tell.
iLynux
We were all that kid.
CoupaTroopa
Hi there. Welcome to Mott Children's Hospital. Mott employee here. :)
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Moth?
Wolvureen
Go Blue!
cattownxkay
I loved going around and finding all of the doors in Ann Arbor with my sister. Good times (:
FancyFrance
What do you do there
CoupaTroopa
I coordinate the ORs for one of the services here. So I schedule patients, consult patients/families about how to prepare for surgery etc.
FancyFrance
Our son had heart surgery at Mott.
CoupaTroopa
I work for Pediatric General Surgery but I also work closely with our cardiology team. They're great people!
Losgunna
I KNEW it had to be Mott's! Upvote for well placed Fairy Door!
Deafintheleft
What floor is this on in Mott? I also work for UMHS and want to check it out!
CoupaTroopa
It's on 2. It's in the waiting lounge near the cafeteria. This one is near the doors to the courtyard.
WhoHasTwoThumbsAndAnImgurAccountBobKelso
THIS ONE? THERE ARE MORE? Please make a post with all the magical doors.
CoupaTroopa
There are doors all over Ann Arbor. I believe there is a 2nd one in the Pediatric Radiology waiting room but I haven't seen it.
CoupaTroopa
https://www.facebook.com/FairyDoorsOfAnnArbor