DefinitelyNotMikePence
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Note: In this hypothetical situation the people will support whatever you do.
Jan 29, 2017 6:34 PM
DefinitelyNotMikePence
1584
32
9
Note: In this hypothetical situation the people will support whatever you do.
FukCancer
Legalize pot and give both the Dakotas to Canada.
Jakius
two girls at the same time.
Phullonrapist
Ayyyy lmao
Phycohb
Begin work on resetting the structure of the US house/senate so they are directly accountable to the states individual legislators.
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
Cut military spending, use savings to subsidize healthcare and education. Get the army corp of engineers making bridges. Green power.
phonecallformisterhorrible
Easy there. Way too much sense
TheDeanofLean
I would surround myself with people who know what they are doing as well as average Joes so I can be more in touch with the people.
TheDeanofLean
Have some cheesecake.
ConductorOfTheStruggleTrain
I would immediately resign because I am not at all qualified for the position
WowThatUsernameIsSoOriginal
same. i think i'll vote for you!
DefinitelyNotMikePence
creatineshits
Pick a fight with Putin. Start a war. Don't vote for me.
DefinitelyNotMikePence
I want to hear all your opinions, no matter how crazy!
AikoMizushima
(Aus) Establish a new regional trade partnership, use that to bring China and Japan to the table for talks, renegotiate US alliance.
Artethis
If I were God King? Eliminate the Electoral College. One man, one vote, same value no matter where you lived.
Imissharambesoomuch
Take over canada
tippymctiplip
I would legalize gay marijuanna!
TurtBurglar
Gay, assault marijunana*
Iforgetmyusernameeasily
Invade Canada and take all their maple syrup.
TrueNorthernLights
I have no idea. That's why I'd never run for that position.
TheRealDonaIdTrump
I would build a great Great Wall! No one would get over my wall! And! Mexico would pay for that wall!
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
Party like it's 1999
DefinitelyNotMikePence
So the matrix?
sitmeherenexttobritneyspears
Damnit, Mike. No.
snailphotography
Recruit a lot of advisors from charities, invest in infrastructure, institute guaranteed income, nationalize industry and outlaw cheesecake.
spickate
Easy...create jobs.
Kaeyttaejaenimi
Not much as president with very little rights to do. I can slowdown some legislation, but it would just be second round for the parliament
polarablues64
Free ice cream for everyone
tommy0877
I would wonder what idiot country would elect me....they deserve to die....horribly
Reilynn
Ask for help then be a good little puppet for those i hope are good. And take in god we trust off the money. Tax churches.
Reilynn
I would say someone as unqualified as I am shouldn't be president but, obviously it could be worse
88wut
I would ban people from those 7 same countries because it's catching a lot of terrorists. Lots. Great move.
squirrelmessiah
cut subsidies for big Ag (to change diet and health outcomes), introduce revenue neutral carbon tax (other pollutants too), get assassinated
napatak
I would have free education, free healthcare, limit terms in office, create a testing system that would only allow qualified leaders 1/2
napatak
For election, I would resume our funding into the space programs and I would make sure that we valued intelligence and ability over money.
TurtBurglar
I'd vote for you.
FarmerMedical
abolish automobiles in cities, require clown suits for all politicians, lawyers and religious leaders, no guns for police, free drugs 4 all
Oldcarsarecool
This is reviving an old memory of a Jello Biafra reference . . .
FarmerMedical
he is my perpetual write in candidate along with Zappa
FarmerMedical
exactly right!!!!! Jello in 2020!!!
TurtBurglar
I'd slash the military budget, pull out more than half of our military bases around the world, fund public works projects, eliminate student
TurtBurglar
debt, implement a universal healthcare plan, invest in green energy and nuclear power as opposed to oil, and... I dunno what else.
Contundo
Oil/Coal
TurtBurglar
Oh yeah, raise the minimum wage and increase funding to PP, NASA, NPR, and all the other things that are good.
JerkandEat
Tax the religious institutions, optimise education and healthcare, cut down unnecessary spendings.
DefinitelyNotMikePence
How?
JerkandEat
Taxing the charity income, and remove the government relief on them, probably.
UnriskyBusiness
Build a wall along the mexican border, instill extreme vetting for muslim immigrants, pass anti-abortion laws
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
Gonna have a real tough time with that last one
silber
Already been done.
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
So women can't get abortions now?
silber
Trump signed an executive order blocking health organizations from even mentioning abortion.
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
I read about that, but it appears to be an overseas thing in countries we're giving aid to. He's not gonna be able to overturn roe v wade