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1. We all know this feeling after the last year.
2. 100% Pass on this clusterfuck of reboots
3. Everytime
4.
5. Silly Mortals!
6. The floormat really ties the room together
7. I always try to avoid politricks in my posts but this one always makes me laugh
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9. You know who you are
10.
HughGDildeaux
Disney is asshole. Don't be like Disney, create something new.
catsandcoke
#1. Only one more episode of WandaVision. Then we get Falcon and Winter Soldier. Then we get Loki. We will never see Black Widow though.
JoebraCommander
#3 now and laters for me were always just nows.
cowboyshooter
#9 Ultimate Evil - Leaving a roll of paper towels that has been cut in half with a chainsaw. The cut is lengthwise.
potatoqueen
Either whoever made that alignment chart doesn't understand how it works, or they and I have a different opinion on toiletrie etiquette
monkeyastronot
Take my fake point then.
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pavlovsredrocketcock
Is the drawing of the racing set up a reference to the kids who find his dads ghost car on sega rally
nojustsayitdont
It's about not having a date on valentines.
rat9
Wandavision last episode
nojustsayitdont
My wife was watching the Selena series on netflix. First time she ever had to wait for a new season of anything. She was 1/
nojustsayitdont
devastated. Like really angry at that bullshit.
DaveSamsonite
And this... is why none of our sheets match.
MeesusSuper
#9 pretty sure the pictures for lawful evil and chaotic evil are switched.
ciscoxing626
It was all good until the cat went through the skylight.......
TheRadNad
I thought #3 was raw meat for a sec and got scared.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
#3 I eat that shit Now AND Later
jumpingigawatts
#10 Question, how do you you discover your cat is into this without becoming a blood sprinkler?
slotheroll
Answer, You Don't!
lopsidedqueen
My cat used to climb in the shower with me. I didn’t call her I got her soaked with the wand and she played with the loofa. Hated baths tho
Dragonfury5
You toss them off the bed 800 times while trying to make it, think they've given up, flip up the blanket too let it fall smoothly, and 1/
Dragonfury5
/1 discover you've sent them flying. If they run right back to the same spot you have to flick it gentler, like to send them rolling. 2/
Dragonfury5
/3 if they come running back, you have a new game!
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
I’m in #4
jackal12345
Cruella's a weird choice for a villain turned anti hero prequel. I mean her whole motivation was to skin dogs for fashion, can't fix that
mamafox2016
#2 I just think she is the least fitting person for this role but that's probably an unpopular opinion
Letmeramble
Glenn Close is the only real life Cruella we need!
elson12
There is a trend in "complicated" characters. People are more and more into exploring the bad guys. Joker, Johnny Lawrence, etc, even Thanos
Burke616
#2 "She's a woman fighting to keep her business from being taken by men, that means that *feminism* skinned those puppies! G'night, kids!"
Burke616
-Disney
SavienKennedy
This is the first time I'm hearing about a Cruella de Ville movie. And I am fuckin stoked.
slotheroll
You sweet summer child
LucidAftermath
Punk era Paris fashion designer. I dunno what to expect but I love Emma Stone, so I'll watch it probably.
ColdestOne
My stat teacher has this same floor mat under his desk
Zefar
#1 When I first watched firefly I wasn't aware of how many episodes there were. I instinctively yelled "No" when it suddenly stopped playing
slotheroll
Don't worry the movie will be out late 2044 at this rate :(
boobsalot
#1 Why don’t they put ends on the ending.
EroticZombiePants
Many things have been abruptly cancelled.
ilavalamp
Because if you like it enough they want to be able to put another season at the ending...
LucidAftermath
I Dunno how many shows I've gotten really invested in and it just ends on a cliffhanger... but its definitely too many.
boobsalot
Exactly. Have an ending but don't kill anyone and you can still have another season. The whole cliff hanger thing is older than most boomers
tomdot
#9 See Lawful Evil is how I always place tp. I just find it pulls out and you fold it over to wipe with the softer outside of the roll.
micuu
But the outside isn't any softer than the inside--wait, you didn't say a damn thing about ripping it off. Jesus Christ!
budtugley
This method is only good when you have kids and/or pets I'm the house.
Marmz2016
Hi, the House, I'm Dad!
JelloJigglyPuff
#2 is that Melanie Martinez?
papertiger09
It's Emma Stone
JelloJigglyPuff
I know I was joking lol
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
Disney is doing live action remakes to keep copyrights from expiring.
Drylegs
Don't they already push and lobby for copyright laws to be changed for their sake? Mickey mouse should've been public domain by now.
RoryBory
Can we have a reboot of The Sword and the Stone that's not a complete landfill fire then? I'd give that one a shot
HoldMeCloserTinyDragon
And Atlantis please!
DecorativeCacti
One of my favorite Disney movies and it's a travesty that it's not more well known.
Lobangpuki
Not true. It's because of money. Most properties are not even owned by Disney, they are public domain.
Lobangpuki
The remakes are pretty safe cash cows for Disney. 4 of em are even in the billion dollar club.
Gavreel84
machinesim
Me rn
dragonherder
That's not how that works particularly for something they never created in the first place. Even 101 Dalmatians is based on someone else's
dragonherder
work. They do these because it ropes newer generations into the IP which means money if they go for the older movies and merch too.
slotheroll
But why the hell go with the serial puppy murderer?
DreamWeavr
Disney's Harley Quinn
dly4a
Cruella is an older more refined Harley anyway
CorneliusCornwall
Some executive: I got Emma stone on the line what should we have her do? Other exec: *hits go on a random character generator*
SlyMrFox
Random? No. On point due to Joker and Suicide Squad? Yes.
mastamage
101 Dalmatians is already existing....
Burke616
Yeah, there was that live-action one with Glenn Close as Cruella... 25 years ago?! Fuck, I'm old.
mastamage
Wait, they are re doing it?
LateNightBunnyParty
#5 The only metalhead mom in a group chat of top 40 fans... I need better friends.
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QuixoticGoingDjinn
"May the spice flow, so say we all ." -Luke Skywalker
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