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Oct 6, 2016 12:26 PM
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RagingOyster
Jokes on you, I have immunity cat! Wait, wait... shit
Thiswasalltheyhad
Seeing this actually made my day a better reminded me that others go through similar situations and that people still care about others.
baturro
I lost $40 on a bet, my GF texted me to say she's now my ex and a jury just found me guilty. FML
clonetrooper250
I found $20 a few days ago, where were you then!?
Byttemos
As I'm living in Denmark, I really don't wanna find 20$.
whatwedoinlifeechoesineternity
Wow. 0 for 3. Thanks for driving that point home...
ayeseaturtles
RhymesWithBanjo
this is the best modern take on the old irish drinking toasts i've ever seen
BRAD666
None of it happened I'm still screwed but thanks
natangold
I hope the person you adore favors you in the end. winkwinknudgenudge
IamNotthelochnessmonster
I spent twenty dollars and my crush hates me now . Thankyou
Eunoterp
Thanks, brah!
kooger2439
As someone who's guaranteed admission to a college is now jeopardized, thanks anyways
reik483
Can you hope my wife changes her mind about the divorce?
sentientMeaToo
I will be the one losing $20...
Vengance183
I keep all my bills in my wallet and don't plan on leaving my dorm today. Shes dead. She already left.
WhatD0thLife
So you hope someone else loses $20 for me to find?
CalmyKingBee
I like how "situation" is singular as if I'm not worried about absolutely everything past, present, future, and hypothetical.
hackller
have a job finding $20 here in the uk.
Bystandr
Thanks, and you too.
Gangstergrape
Why you always all on my back? Why you gotta do me like that? Why you gotta act like a bitch when I'm with you? Baby girl I'm blue
pl3xus
Doesn't that make you wish someone to lose 20 dollars today?
he11fir3
So someone's gonna lose $20 and their SO is going to start texting someone else and dont get me started on how bad the last one could be
CaptainKarp
I hope you find 20 dollars dollars as well my friend
Dimitrios1610
I got one out of three.
SuperDork42
one already happened, another would be nice, but not as nice as the other one. Thanks!
ArmyCat452
don't you wish that evil upon me, Ricky Bobby
muscletank
IM ON FIRE!
iwantacorgi
jimieratchet
$20 can buy many peanuts
Monoclesareracist
KakarotSan
And I'm allergic to peanuts!
IAmTheBadW01f
Dead
lalalesbian
Explain how.
jimieratchet
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
suazobomber
What the fuck did I miss
MrPresidentDino
The Simpsons apparently
mistamose
Twenty dollars dollars...
UWantSumFuk
Dollars twenty dollars
TheHeathLedger
The name is Dollars, Twenty Dollars
inaplasticcup
USD$20 dollars
TheNotSoGoodSamaritan
It soothes my pedantic mind to interpret it as "$20 bills" as in multiple 20s.
JaxAndHisLampPost
If you think that $20 dollars means multiple 20s, you are not a pedant. That makes zero sense.
TheNotSoGoodSamaritan
It prevents me from being pedantic. I know it's not right. I didn't explicitly say that because it's 140 characters.
Ohmygodimkenny
None of this will happen to me today...tomorrow...next week...next month or next year. But thanks anyway.
tomyironmane
yeah, no one's gonna text me. My phone doesn't do texts.
Superbeefus
This.
TheNaCl
CarbonValkyrie
You want chocolate ? I'm pretty sure one of the imgurians is in your state and might send chocolate
Moosecock
So it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year? I'll be queer for you!
DIRTNASTYY
Not with that attitude.
applebagel
luposlipaphobia
You could start adoring me and then give me your number... so I can never text you muhahahhaha. Kidding. I'm not actually mean. Sorry.
IllusivePanda
I'lllll be there for yoooouuuu, cause you're there for me toooooo *guitar riff*
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
[clapclapclapclap]
ImActuallyAHobbitPleaseTeleportMeToMiddleEarth
IllusivePanda
DoSheGotTheJetSkiSeaDoo
Yeah, but year after next is gonna be bangin'.
howToLoseTheGame
An hero
TheHaloFollower
Oh. E-HAVE
bobelbo
It gets better
SmellyPotatoMan
It really doesn't. Life doesn't just hand you the Everythings Ok package. You just learn to deal with the sadness.
DrCatbus
You gotta go and make yourself your own Everything's Ok Package, even if it's just a small one
Musspuppy
That's the better part. You learn to handle better
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
I wouldn't say handle it better, after 5 years I'm to the point where I just don't care anymore
Ohmygodimkenny
BINGO
metzershmit
Ignorance is bliss.