tnbri
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I am a vegan.
I went first. Now you..
May 20, 2016 2:26 AM
tnbri
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64
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I went first. Now you..
caeymoor
I'm out on parole
ryso504
Feed me your ass
thesameasyours2
why are children sexy?
AlmostAandOx3
Can't get MORE herpes
TrufflesBrewing
It's just a rash
OphelianAshe
You smell like mother
Benjakenja72
You look better awake
aspiringworldtraveller
I think I'm clean
PoisonedLily
I have severe depression.
imlonelyforonlybeingtwentyeight
I shit my pants.
SMUJU
Hitler did nothing wrong.
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
I'm voting Trump. You?
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Alternatively, "I'm voting Clinton. You?"
ProfAnonymous
My ex looks better
cambian
I regularly use tumblr
tlk5164
You cool with herpes?
Chelseapixie
OMFG
tlk5164
For the record I am clean as a whistle
SuPeRJ03
My name is @OP
Tenniskid24
I love to vape.
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Love me some cannibalism.
LittleDragon
Isn't hannibal amazing?
ScootyPuffSrtheDoomBringer
I am not gay.
jimothywilson
This smell like chloroform?
immaCanucktoo
Although to be honest, some of my best dates started shortly after I said this.
MaxxRocker
My wife won't mind.
ThatTransformersDude
I am a redditor
TheAfterglow57
When's your baby due?
Otisoats
Whoops, I just farted
LiteCow
A flower for m'lady
libertyarrow
Technically not a fedora...
sdspencerjr
Actually, it's a trilby.
libertyarrow
i'm not above tipping my hat to the better comment.
ShitForBrainsLikeABlumpkin
Test came back positive. Make america great again. Here are my triggers. Drinking is so juvenile. You want some fuck? My dick kinda itches.
SMUJU
You like my crocs?
JethroRig
I want more upvotes just so I can give them to you
FifthCenturion
Big rubber masterbaiting shoes?
berniesandersisabigfatphoney
I'm bringing crocs back, I own 5 pairs. Fuck you.
sidewinder17
I fucking love Nicleback
berniesandersisabigfatphoney
That's 5
xmag17x
*whips out phone* look at this photograph
IdleInferno
I love fucking Nickleback
sidewinder17
Great Nickleback song, right?
IHaveSwagger
I see you, 9gag.
tnbri
LOL n9 9gag. Facebook.
SmackGodTheMagnificent
i didnt know face book had watermarks that said 9gag that you blurred out instead of cropping it
tnbri
What are you talking about?
SmackGodTheMagnificent
THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR THATS SAYS CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOOD, YOU DUMB FUCK!!! but for on the right, black smudge, said 9 gag under it
SmackGodTheMagnificent
dont make me pull your lil panties down and spank your bottom bri