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source - Kung Fu Hustle by Stephen Chow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xssCyfRu3iM
Jun 22, 2017 12:02 PM
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source - Kung Fu Hustle by Stephen Chow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xssCyfRu3iM
HunterAlThompson
http://imgur.com/1dRRALs
irrationallyamused
NO ONE IS SAYING THIS
Biggursmallz
Bruh her intimidation level tho. Didn't even require words lol
virus64
Love the homage to Bruce Lee: making a fist and snub the nose.
bountyhunterofmemes
jherazob
Now I have the theme song stuck in my head
jonnnney
I really don't get this. "This movie was the best movie I've seen." "Oh you're saying every other movie in the world is shit, FUCK YOU!!!"
thirdworldrepresent
And she didn't need to be pretty & all that bling! She's quite repulsive (at first) but realistic as a landlady in a low-income neighborhood
asm80dfa8sdfj
Uhhhhhhhhhh. Attitude wise, I'm on board.
blackguard89
God I loved that movie. The lady running after the guy was the best part imo
TehWolfs
Jesus has no one seen Kill Bill?!
vanella
http://theplaylist.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/sigourney-weaver-aliens-1.jpg
IWishIHadASoul
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/6268/28/16x9/960.jpg
dadudemon
I had a crush on this version of Vivian when I was a kid. She is damn elegant. Even when she has the, "watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis", look.
marabugg06
"Once a fairy, always a fairy!"
Nateo642000
I'm sorry have you not seen crouching tiger hidden dragon.
LoopStricken
I bought the DVD on sale for £3. I threw that thing in the bin halfway through.
Zahnradfee
WTF?????
Zahnradfee
It's a beautiful movie.
alchemist23
"I've never seen a woman this badass on screen before" - Said no one ever.
KimBongChill
Yeah, even then, it's about how powerful Wonder Woman is, not just that's she's badass. Also because it's a blockbuster, Alien etc ain't one
zekrambogg
"alien ain't [a blockbuster]" Do you not know what a blockbuster is? It's about receipts. Aliens and Terminator both made a LOTs of $$$.
sombrerohorsewagon
Who's throwing handles?
v
Osea
That scene had me hurting!!
breakfastburner
Dan8975
"My nipples look like milk duds..."
KeeleonOhms
Neo, Bah bah bah bah! Sporin, Bah bah!
Zaranthan
Yeah, I'l allow it.
brookers
You'll never make it.
LiquidLizZard
Ever make it. Never ever make it. You'll never make it.
BabySharkEtc
We trained him wrong, on purpose, as a joke.
LoopStricken
I'm coming!
jherazob
SoberAndBored
Ok, now I'm imagining... things.
virus64
So am I.
IsolatedThinker
I love the game of Telephone imgur plays with shit like this, top quote becomes smaller and more inaccurate with every post.
grovberg
Is it even a quote? Sometimes I feel like a lot of these are based on shower arguments with no one.
IsolatedThinker
Its generalizing reviewers quotes, just not well. Also fuck big reviews anyway, have an opinion of yer own yo.
Applepotamus
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
This scene made me laugh so fucking hard in the theatre.
TheMagicalBun
Funny that he didn't dare fight the tall skinny guy
Kyman201
I know, he looked so spindly. Like one good kick to the knees and he'd topple.
Obsidengod
SoberAndBored
Twatted!
AgentClockworkOrange
What movie is this? Need to watch, lol
ButtonsAreForPushing
Oh, hell yeah. Wonder Woman is great and all, but Imma tell you about the Landlady and her Atomic Flip Flop of Whoop-Ass.
SickOfThisCessPool
Slipper
Breginor
LandLady is probably who taught Sing his signature Atomic Toe Stomp move.
redav
And she runs like the wind.
Zixtank
Flip flops? You saw her shout? Ripped a house straight up from the ground
Blacole1985
Atomic Flip Flop 'my ass'
AgentClockworkOrange
You forgot the SLAP!
Azerai
She flipped a guy with one! Flipped!
enzio64
She flipped him...and he flopped. 8^)
Azerai
Hah! You've turn my words on their head
MrSusansBalls
Who's throwing handles?
magmufbtheness
Yeah but Wonder Woman is sexy af AND a badass.
bombasticsnoozer
So is Landlady
magmufbtheness
I feel like she's not really portrayed that way in the movie, but that's just me.
thorkild91
You clearly wouldnt know a pristine piece of ass if it hit you with a flip flop
SweetValentine
AfroSamuraiRM
BigZamtrios
Wonder woman has a sword The Landlady has a flip flop. She also has the "Lions Roar".... fuck that shit.
theUniverseMomentum
Lion's Roar with amplification?
BigZamtrios
Shiiiit...... you right!!
ComradeZoidberg
https://cinema1544.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/lion-roar.jpg
MKaiser
now that's how you blow up everyone's eardrums at once
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
And take out a weird freaky frog guy... Or so you think
Hemispheres
Chinese version of La Chancla
Sauroctonus
It's an English name, but I suppose.
AgentClockworkOrange
La Chancla is Spanish for The Sandal. It's how Mexican mothers discipline their children. Had one used on me O_• Still scared of it.
AnythingMuchShorter
Chinese ones are often a thick piece of wood, I'm not sure if that's worse than the thick bonded leather ones we got beat with.
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
My wife is half-Mexican. We just had our first kid. She's already scoping out new generation of Chancla.
tootscootinboogie
I'm not even Mexican and my grandmother has used la chancla on me. She grew up on the Arizona border in Nogales.
Selendrile
Chancla influence is strong, it jumps cultures with ease.
dhawks
How is this movie not more popular.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
cause your mom sat on it
KeeleonOhms
It requires most Americans to read.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
get fucked you dirty fucking euro cunt
JHawke
I have never met anyone who disliked it.
dhawks
It's getting them to watch it lol when they do they love it.
treehatshrimp
I just watched it, but because of how everyone kept saying it's terrific, i had high expectations, and that ruined it for me, itwasokiguess
JHawke
But you didnt dislike it. I never oversold anything!
dhawks
I think you have to embrace that it is cheesy, the jokes are kinda dumb but that movie has more quality that a lot of bigger budget movies
kledeber
Guessing some are turned off by the CGI slapstick. Even if you hate it, it's worth sitting through, it's an affectionate parody of wuxia.
dhawks
I know it's cheesy but that's also what makes it great haha
zekrambogg
One issue is that a lot of Chinese humor is pretty cruel that doesn't play well with Western audiences that are more sensitive. 1/2
zekrambogg
2/2 I remember a lot of people I introduced to Shaolin Soccer thought the treatment of "acne girl" was abhorrent.
KeeleonOhms
Its litsrally just live action Bugs Bunny.
Gonnaderpya
Sigourney Weaver in most movies.
daguq
Michelle Yeoh in anything, Private Vasquez from Aliens, Matilda from Leon, I mean, come on, strong females in film, there've been some!
odraencoded
rescue, rehabilitation and...
denigreur
And her only superpower is to get stuck with Aliens all the time.
PrinskippleSkipper
Charlize Theron as Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road
Strasburg6592
Princess Leia. Doubt me? Ask Jabba. Oh wait he's dead! I wonder how that happened, lol
Fraggleish
Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton , Lucy Lawless, Charlize Theron, Michelle Yeoh, Hilary Swank, Scar-Jo, Katee Sackhoff, Gina Torres...
SensibleChuckleNorris
The Axe gang tune though
KaramojoBell
Bravado at its finest!
DepressedHappyMuffin
It was so like a bollywood moment
KaramojoBell
Yes, but with a lot more bravado.
BobbyJ2685
https://media.giphy.com/media/s7yuVu7cCpqYU/giphy.gif
lurch2014
THANK YOU
LeroyShabazAli
my thoughts exactly
NovaOdin
Asian Black Canary
CaptSmartyPants9
Or is Black Canary the White Asian Landlady?
Creature1031
The landlady would whoop Wonder Woman's ass in a heartbeat!
Arsikere
*ahem*
SoberAndBored
She's just too bad
LoopStricken
Maybe she was just mistaken for a man.
JunWasHere
Probably meant they've never seen an woman 'star' a badass 'superhero lead' on screen, but that's still dumb and Kung Fu Hustle is awesome.
DukeDarkwood
Um.... Lynda Carter?
JunWasHere
You and I both know the people making these memes are more than likely to be too young to even heard of her WW movie. Don't pretend not to.
ISignedUpSoICouldUpvoteThis
Nicodemusthefirst
Here's your soap you little faggot.
AgentClockworkOrange
I thought she said "There you go, handsome".
Nicodemusthefirst
Is what she said.
howyahowyahowyadoing
Yuen Qiu was great in that movie. Reminds me of my mother.
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I really loved Zhao Wei in Shaolin Soccer (and other movies as well, So Close, with Shu Qi was fantastic)
Kcinlive
I am so sorry...
schattenwesen
Exaclty
PanochaPounder6000
DanOrtega
reminds of ALL latino moms. Down to the chancla.
Doorknob12349
Mother my ass!
SanraS
I'm Dominican my mother wasn't like this but my gramma... oh back yeah!
NeverGetsTheNuke
"WHO'S THROWING HANDLES?"
sockerbeta
She's truly a remarkable woman!
gracejelly
SiouxperMan801
.
realscrumpysteve
That seen where she smacks the guy upside down and out of his sandles remains the most hilarious scene in a movie, for me.
augifinn
That was amazing but the first time they burst into dance with their hatchets? I get the giggles Everytime. Every of the time
realscrumpysteve
Scene*
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Wrong kind of movie.
Finrau
Maybe but both actresses are bad ass in their own way.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
(I meant his mom's movie)
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Finrau
Shh....we don't talk about that tape, they don't know about that yet
drenix
Reminded a looooot of latin americans of their mothers
OmnibusLatinName
Sandal headslaps for everyone!
pronoun
Yuen Qiu was hired on the spot when the producers saw her in the waiting room with a cigarette in her mouth.
ryry1237
She does have an incredible bitch face (and I mean it in a good acting way).
choggie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cd6QZM7XIAAA5rb.jpg
Sauroctonus
She wasn't even auditioning, she was just there with a friend. :D
Exsupervillain
Is this for real? If so, that's awesome.
Sauroctonus
I'll look it up to make sure. But that's what I remember from the DVD.
Sauroctonus
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1228408/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
StrawberryJamJam
The main cast all did an amazing job in that film.
lordofhouselurker
Shaolin Soccer was pretty good too.
StrawberryJamJam
It really was, but I still think Kung Fu Hustle was better.
pataglop
What a fucking great movie
jeruseq
Hard to beat perfection. https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-22-2015/XLg4Kl.gif
D33RLORD
As the child of an old-school Asian mother, I concur.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Chinese or Japanese?
Thereoncewas
My mom is japanese. She has a mean sounding voice
D33RLORD
Taiwanese
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
So is that in China or Japan?
D33RLORD
I hope you're joking...
sunyudai
I have a Thai aunt. Yeah.
ChancesAreGreat
Thai restaur-aunt?
sunyudai
Well, she has a catering company...