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Buddy visited Trejo's new donut shop in LA yesterday (national donut day)
Jun 2, 2017 8:38 PM
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ShouldersDeepInAHorse
He kinda looks like the Uncle from Spy Kids.
anarkyle
"cant deport me if the cops are on my side"
snaggletoof
Would you sign my machete?!? -Danny
casperdaghost
What about his Taco shop?? Is it open yet?
armenoid
Been open. I work nearby.
WoahEasyThere
And now I'm on my way ti get donuts
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armenoid
and a taco shop, and a cantina, and whatever he feels like opening next.
Ohhaidoggie
I don't think you understand how important donut shops are in California
ManDonkey
He could tell you his recipe, but then he'd have to kill you.
armenoid
You're so funny, you must write for Leno
sketchbrah
"Machete no eftpos"
WhereAmericasDayBegins
The license plate is pretty slick.
armenoid
The photo just keeps on giving
troubleguy91
Is that a turtle?
dghammer
So your buddy is a tranny?
armenoid
That would not bother me. You on the hand aren't invited over
OverpricedCrayon
Ok
Lurkingoff
I'd love to hang out with Danny Trejo and eat donuts
laughcrypeealittle
We saw him at Phoenix Comicon recently and he had to stop his panel mid way through to take a picture with a dog in the room.
Ryubahamut
I got to trip over him Saturday night at squid ink sushi and he was totally cool to take a photo. Awesome, genuine guy.
TheMadMason
He looks like he's thinking "don't talk to me pendeja" lol
tacochief74
Lol
soundtrack2chaos
That's either an old lady thinking she's young or an alien. You make the choice.
lawideas
Okay, what's up with the alien on the left?
Ellsworth11
preach
rezpawner
Glad you're asking so I don't have to. She may have some medical condition. Or just one of those plastic bitches in LA we keep hearing of.
betterave
Nose says it has something to do with lots of cosmetic procedures.
CheeseborgarSoop
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
RenderThyme
Maybe a burn victim?
getawaysticks907
La Grange cycling club!
armenoid
Was wondering how long it would take you to find your own photo.
getawaysticks907
I'm not in the club, rode with them on their Sunday group ride when I was in LA for a business meeting
dispatchedcode3
My brother and i met him in Venice beach, he was really friendly and cool.
ActionJohnnie
I'm worried the neck beards will see that fedora and start picking up machetes.
AmityvilleHodor
Owning a donut shop sounds awesome. You get to see people at their worst and best every day, and you get to see their shift between those :P
jimmysuebob
Hey sounds like a strip club! Or liquor store.
tinykoala
my parents bought a donut shop when I was 10. I'm 23 now. They've seen an entire generation from k-12 graduate this year.
tinykoala
best part is we're in a very small town so my parents know everyone. some kids even stop in at the shop for senior photos. very sweet.
3dartwork
OWNING. Not running. OWNING. Big difference. I'd never run one. Just own it.
prodeluxe
Plus you get donuts whenever you want
Shuriyu
Donuts sure, general public tho... it's not what you're making it out to be.
Solstan
For real
potatothegreat
He also owns a taco shop and a cantina. Going to take a trip to la to check them out soon. Doughnuts are selling out so ill wait for that
armenoid
These are all newcomers. If you come here I'll give you tons of better, well established options
potatothegreat
Oh i know. Ive already been to wurstkusche, howlin rays, sprinkles....etc.
armenoid
Garbage, all of those. Get off IG food recs, fam
potatothegreat
So far howlin rays has been the best fried chicken ive ever had.
tivvybrixx
grew up in my grandpas doughnut shop it was amazing.
armenoid
i agree.. your grandpas doughnut shop was amazing.. dammit.. this joke only works on gfs and wifes not grandpas
mybrainwonteven
captainpopcorn
Is this just me or the gorgeous lady on the left has something fucky with her face?
MikeAracter
Its at the level of not making fun of just because it's gotta be hard enough already.but I still see a smile so it aint all bad right.
thedoe
Donut allergies.
jampz
mckenna310
I think she is low key like 58 years old.
CalifornianEskimo
She has some great legs though
whiskeyface
Nope. Just skinny with heels on.
ICallPeoplesBullshit
Thaaaaats a dude, dude.
theunchosenflener
Pretty sure Trejo knows too lol. He kinda looks like "Nooot happening. But Im gonna play it cool."
cominginhot
skull facepaint
FletchCANADA
She's a walking Monk's song.
Ihatetryingtothinkofsomethingclever
Tinted aviators and she is looking over them?
charcharbinxxxx
Nope. Zoom in and something's fucky
nirtiak
But she has sunglasses in her hand ?
Ihatetryingtothinkofsomethingclever
oh
lenomdeplume
Her eyes look like they went 12 rounds w/ Andre Ward.
whistlebuzz
She had a face fire. They put it out with a track shoe.
LemonDovahkiin
Looks a bit like Whoopi Goldberg to me
spaghettifacebang
Whoopsie Goldberg
Slipp0
She looks like a fucking alien.
armenoid
reptilian confirmed
captainpopcorn
Maybe she's just allergic to the Trejo
CrashKidd
Yeah. Her face.
TheActualDonKnotts
You ever see Beastmaster? Remember the three witches that worked for Rip Torn?
wergerberger
The look on Trejo's face indicates that she had a rough night with the machete
indianafanatic
It's just you - she is not gorgeous.
dghammer
"Gorgeous "?......say hi to your seeing eye dog for me.
captainpopcorn
No really i think she got a bodey.
openyomind
her body is :)
openyomind
After closer inspection I take that back