Oct 22, 2020 10:22 PM
LuminousExpanse
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KrakedUp
If only we could fix the human housing issues so easily.
rshewmaker
Lord knows there are plenty of tires everywhere.
Nevawinta
Man even cats are owning property before me
dajuan
Dogs here really like to piss on car tires, just saying.
Shawnthegirl
You can also make some out of old coolers.
HungryRobotics
The kitty looks tired.
Kaysmira
I think the most reasonable shelters I've seen were made with a big plastic tote, insulation, and a smaller plastic tote, with straw>>
bedding. And if you feel bad enough for the cats to try this, you should also work with a trap, neuter, release program to really solve it.
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
put 4 used tires in ur bedroom and close the door when u go to sleep and see how you like the smell after 8 hrs
Duskz
Why, again?
stehenallein
the fuck them tires still gotta lotta tred left on em
PinchyStryder
They won't be able to lift the flap as they are two tyred
MissShelby
ONLY in winter, though. There are better options that are 4 seasons. Tire shelters kill wildlife and pets in the summer...
wattavan
use all-season tires!
Tokomek
They stopped making playground ground cover out of used tires because they found they leached poisons into people coming into contact.
mandrigan
Ofc, that's why I got blood and breathing tests at my work. I'm making tires, you can get liver/bladder/lung cancer by being too exposed.
distraingotnobrakes
People hear poison kids and they think meh, but you tell them tires are bad for plants because they leech heavy metals into groundwater ?
Counterfit
I figured it would be the steel layers eventually poking through
They would shred them and remove the metal with magnets.
IHateToSayThisButILoveYou
People are gonna look at me weird when I tell them I'm going down to the local cat house
catsandcoke
Old coolers work better
hesbeginningtobelieve
How do you cut a hole in a car tire? A sword?
DinosaursCameFromSpace
Look for Coro Kitty, it’s a way of making shelters from old political signs
TheHengeProphet
I love cats, but they are one of the most destructive invasive species... I cannot advocate enabling feral cats.
Dionysus187
Ok, good thing they didn't say anything about feral cats.
If you are housing cats entirely outside, they are likely feral.
Cat showed up on our acreage a few months ago skinny and meowing. Took about 2 days to be friendly. eats cat food and likes everyone now
has yet to ever be inside a house only in a shed we put the cat food in. Got him fixed a few weeks ago and just let him back out
Yourmomthinksitsfunny
Isn't there a toxic chemical in tires that animals aren't supposed to ingest or be around?
ICameHereToBitchAtYou
Why ever would you want more feral cats around when they've already been verified to be behind at least 33 extinctions of birds/reptiles?
nov227
There are many trap, neuter, release (TNR) programs that result in colonies of non-breeding cats that could benefit from shelter.
because neutered cats can also be feral cats unless you just like whining
FeChefImgur
My thoughts exactly. Spay/neuter your pets people !
mooseablethenok
That's not the animals fault.
Findrek
Fault doesn't enter in to it, I still don't want to lure them to be around, or worse comfortable and breeding more of them.
Gee, if only there was some way to catch them, fix them so they can’t have kittens, then release them...
Then I still deal with the current strays. I dont get why people insist people accept stray cats, they're a nuisance. They don't fix dogs 1/
And let them back into the neighborhood, and even my dog doesn't get to room others property. Keep them safe in your home, or don't. 2/2
Diabolic7e8
Cause they'll hid in your engine compartment otherwise
isetprettygirlsonfire
Self fixing problem.
Blue4Five
Residue from old tires is poisonous. We call them 'death rings' on the ocean floor - nothing grows on them or around them.
bassaro
No, no, it's venomous. You die if it's injected into the blood.
SelvonPlays
No, this would actually be a poisonous case, the deaths are caused by ingesting it, be that through the skin or swallowing.
SupermassiveZebra
Clearly you have never tried injecting a tire
Fishticuffs
He obviously eats them if you can read.
banjak
Purrelli.
ladyjosephine78
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Nice.
AgnesMcGillicuddy
Jibbers Crabst these comments though!
goudist
Plus when the raccoons move in you can have some free locally sourced meat.
bsmithwins
Mmmm, trash panda
MySushi
Might need it if a Trumpocalypse recurs, with compounding factors such as pandemic. +20% families already slipped below poverty line
FlyingScotsman27
BitRoyal
Enjoy your triginosis.
Trichinosis and just get it up past 170°F you'll be fine.
AnticlockwiseMetamorphosis
Sautéed raccoons assholes on a stick. With butter and a little salsa.
mistressluz
Mmm raccoon tacos!
RubberChickenTenders
NarratorsVoice
Cat moves into new home and looks around - "It's going to be a Goodyear."
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
happyrabbitzz
UchihaAuggie
Edgarflaps
BraveSlayer
windtunnelscienceguy
this made me happy, thank you
bud215
MemeLandLord
TinyAxolotl
Take your +1 and never come back.
dduncan55330
No, we want this shit instead of politics. Please do come back!
thisherething
Lovely home. Hoosier realtor?
Other cat moves into the one below it - "this isn't what I remember the inside of a bird looking like"
bagoffishstix
whhy
BananaManSupreme
Racconaissance
I dunno looks pretty tired to me
toogoodtomiss
A ha ha good one!
Habtor
If I made that from my wranglers you could fit 10 cats in each one. ?
SuperBeetle76
Horrible idea. Jeans will get soaked in the rain.
MADFOX
DirtyWhiteShoes
Nice
NeverEnoughFoxes
Staying at the Continental? Very good, sir.
SullenMoon
I understand it had 3 Michelin stars.
ironman3010
Pirelli what you did there.
uppishduck
It’s a good place to go when you’re Tired.
Kingduckky
Their new house gives them alot of confidence
Well it's defensible yes?
This is what i get for working at a tire shop i know all the tire puns but not everyone knows the joke
justadude13
HailHector
Know what else likes dry, dark, warm places in winter?... Snakes, rats, mice, skunks, racoons, possums, etc.
Mombeater
It's almost like every living creature wants a warm, dry place to live.
mastertrav666
Nice I love all of those things!
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
So hang a sign on it that says "cats only"?
Qualtagh
friends! :)
servingmytimeinusersub
My understanding is that reptiles go into full hibernation. Warmth is actually bad for them in full frozen winter.
Ringshadow
You know most of what you listed EAT mice right? How dumb are these mice, relocating into the mouths of their predators?
AFriskyJacket
"Snakes, rats, mice, skunks, racoons, possums, etc." aka, cat snacks.
sarkonas
I'd rather have those live in old tire homes than in my house...
omgtessie
I mean that sounds like meals on wheels for the cats
nangke
Meals *in* wheels
bones1529
so? they need to stay dry and warm too.
floxsyu
IF YOU'RE COLD THEY ARE COLD, LET THEM ALL IN
YoSamiteSam
Outdoor cats decimate the local and small animal bird population. Please keep your cats inside, like the invasive domestic species they are.
wandergeist
So for the cats it comes with a free food supply too?
NostrilSnowboarder
Put sign up to let the other animals know.
Degia
gamers, introverts
lukeeoin365
But these are just for cats
StarWarsIsAToxicRelationshipThatICantGetEnoughOf
Wow that made me laugh harder than it should have, thanks.
Well, they better put a sign on it then, or they'll have all sorts of non-cat critters in them. ;)
fredzeppelin256
That would be specism, and that's wrong!
WoefulWombat
I don't see the issue.
That's because it's hiding in a tire.
Do you normally find yourself ineracting with repurposed tyres?
No, you're not supposed to keep the porpoises the tuna nets drag in.
LariCheltsy
Me.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Interesting thing is that we've altered almost all of the environment to suit us. If we change it to suit them as well, we're (1/2)
effectively making "spaceship Earth" where we still control the environment, but it's suitable for sustaining life aboard our ship. (2/2)
For the confused: if we just make it suitable for us, we'll fuck the whole place and it won't be Earth _or_ spaceship Earth.
Too bad the feral cats killed them all
IWouldDoThings
It's fine that feral cats kill things. It's natural. They are hunters, predatory animals.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Theres an unnatural amount of cats because we breed them and keep them as pets. They are hurting the natural environment by killing wildlife
The 30+ species that have hunted to extinction would disagree.
BluLuna
Raccoons, skunks, and opossum are usually avoided by feral cats. At least from what I've seen from our TNR cats on our security cameras.
But killing other wild animals is cool?
That's why we do TNR and paid out of pocket for it, to help with that issue. Humans are the bigger issue by not fixing pets and let them out
One example we caught. /a/piJu5iR
MrStealUrMeme
Yeah, I've in a rural area, there are plenty of opossums, skunks, and raccoons still around. Cats don't try to kill animals bigger than them
sciencenf10
They're not even likely to chase a rat. You want rats killed, get a terrier.
You ignored the rest of the list. Where I live bears, coyotes, cougars , bobcats and badgers make sure there are no outdoor cats.
DisgruntledFerret
Sure, why not? I wouldn't pet one, but I wish skunks, raccoons and opossums well.
darkdragonempress
Opossums are also very useful in getting rid of tick populations.
DoktorWeasel
Domestic skunks are apparently very pettable. They have their scent gland removed and are very floofy.
Yeah, they're part of the weasel family. That's why ferrets have certain glandular issues too!
They used to be considered part of Mustelidae (the weasel family) but got spun off into their own family a while back, Mephitidae.
Still a closely related family though.
Cutthroatlemur
That’s how you make breeding grounds for mosquitoes. Please drill drain holes.
littlefruit
Don't cats hate the smell of rubber?
Waytigo
And spiders! Can’t forget the spiders..
pretengineer
Stagnant water, shade, and wind protection... all traits of a mosquito harboring site. Females lay 100-300 eggs per day.
coffeeismyfriend
And rats
DeadyBearr
Good, that's good for the cats.
PerpetuityPhoto
Instructions unclear. Donger stuck in a sink drain.
whatifitoldyouyouweresuperwrong
Solid point mate. Still a good idea with the holes though ?
Jphinz
They said "Winter" idk where you are but there are no mosquitoes in winter around here.
Ribb
Why do cats get bones but not mosquitoes??
Too heavy.
Homes too.
Because mosquitos are invertebrates.
etcnotect
Bloodsucking spineless bastards
Johnny5dicks
?
AndyYouGoonie
Out of curiosity, is your username from the X-men “cure” tumblr post? ?
syntheticgod8
And be sure to drain the drill holes.
It quite clearly has been given a roof so it won't collect water.
Burke616
Dew is a thing that happens.
One mosquito lays 100 - 300 eggs per day, in as little as one bottle-cap of water.
TacoBellinHumanForm
Clearly you’ve never lived in the south
ferafish
it'll still get in from the big ole hole in the front. Not as much, but enough.
Bananaformeow
MJL88
Googol30
The point is if any water gets in, it will have no way to get out.
fishintennessee
It's quite clear you have no idea how condensation works.
TheZommie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQGW46B6x_4
ImShocked
How do you know they didnt?
Youraccountisbannedagainalready
I think this may be for the "copy cats" that may not be a cool cat or kitten and know to do so right meow
Instructions unclear, trepanned myself.
vladimirpurrtin
Doh
Whatsizname
Also how you make breeding grounds for federal cats. Please still holes in your cats.
estossala
And the comment of the night awards goes to!!!!!
Federal Cats: The Cats/Hamilton mashup no one wanted, but we all deserve
ilovebees
WhereHaveAllTheUsernamesGone2
Rum Rum Tug-ger, Sir.
Spell check at your service, sir.
"...I'm just like my country, I'm young, fluffy and horny..."
"Who lives, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who tells your story?"
bravecatgaming
Federal cats are the worst!
sometool89
All cats are feudal by nature.
notsureofanything
Catch and release! Cats have induced ovulation so if the male is shooting blanks the female will not get preg for at least 1 more month
Don't shoot cats.
Nocturnis
Geez, america
But what else am I supposed to put in my t-shirt cannon to keep trick-or-treaters away?
MAGA shirts. *No one* will want to be near you once they see you've got those.
rebekoz
Wow
tr26
How about state or local cats? Maybe compromise on county?
PTrick87
derschweiz
Oh sure “local cats”, we all know that’s a thinly veiled burebreed supremacist phrase.
ColdestOne
I prefer international cats, global cats!
sezchuanllama
Don't matter where I go, you know I love them all! She say, "meow meow meow meow meow." She said, "meow meow meow meow."
I MEANT FERAL! DARN IT
TheRickestRickFromEarthDimensionC137
You said what you said. It is law.
Federal law
CommanderShitFace
Yeah they get like that when grant money is at stake.
TiredOfTheBS
No it’s federal now. No take backsies
Darkspire
Now all I can picture is cats in g-man suits and sun glasses
Zanzetuken
I'm sure they meant feral but I was amused by this!
kubi
typo aside, catch fix and release.
whatcouldgowrong
Basically eugenics for cats
KrakedUp
If only we could fix the human housing issues so easily.
rshewmaker
Lord knows there are plenty of tires everywhere.
Nevawinta
Man even cats are owning property before me
dajuan
Dogs here really like to piss on car tires, just saying.
Shawnthegirl
You can also make some out of old coolers.
HungryRobotics
The kitty looks tired.
Kaysmira
I think the most reasonable shelters I've seen were made with a big plastic tote, insulation, and a smaller plastic tote, with straw>>
Kaysmira
bedding. And if you feel bad enough for the cats to try this, you should also work with a trap, neuter, release program to really solve it.
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
put 4 used tires in ur bedroom and close the door when u go to sleep and see how you like the smell after 8 hrs
Duskz
Why, again?
stehenallein
the fuck them tires still gotta lotta tred left on em
PinchyStryder
They won't be able to lift the flap as they are two tyred
MissShelby
ONLY in winter, though. There are better options that are 4 seasons. Tire shelters kill wildlife and pets in the summer...
wattavan
use all-season tires!
Tokomek
They stopped making playground ground cover out of used tires because they found they leached poisons into people coming into contact.
mandrigan
Ofc, that's why I got blood and breathing tests at my work. I'm making tires, you can get liver/bladder/lung cancer by being too exposed.
distraingotnobrakes
People hear poison kids and they think meh, but you tell them tires are bad for plants because they leech heavy metals into groundwater ?
Counterfit
I figured it would be the steel layers eventually poking through
Tokomek
They would shred them and remove the metal with magnets.
IHateToSayThisButILoveYou
People are gonna look at me weird when I tell them I'm going down to the local cat house
catsandcoke
Old coolers work better
hesbeginningtobelieve
How do you cut a hole in a car tire? A sword?
DinosaursCameFromSpace
Look for Coro Kitty, it’s a way of making shelters from old political signs
TheHengeProphet
I love cats, but they are one of the most destructive invasive species... I cannot advocate enabling feral cats.
Dionysus187
Ok, good thing they didn't say anything about feral cats.
TheHengeProphet
If you are housing cats entirely outside, they are likely feral.
Dionysus187
Cat showed up on our acreage a few months ago skinny and meowing. Took about 2 days to be friendly. eats cat food and likes everyone now
Dionysus187
has yet to ever be inside a house only in a shed we put the cat food in. Got him fixed a few weeks ago and just let him back out
Yourmomthinksitsfunny
Isn't there a toxic chemical in tires that animals aren't supposed to ingest or be around?
ICameHereToBitchAtYou
Why ever would you want more feral cats around when they've already been verified to be behind at least 33 extinctions of birds/reptiles?
nov227
There are many trap, neuter, release (TNR) programs that result in colonies of non-breeding cats that could benefit from shelter.
Dionysus187
because neutered cats can also be feral cats unless you just like whining
FeChefImgur
My thoughts exactly. Spay/neuter your pets people !
mooseablethenok
That's not the animals fault.
Findrek
Fault doesn't enter in to it, I still don't want to lure them to be around, or worse comfortable and breeding more of them.
mooseablethenok
Gee, if only there was some way to catch them, fix them so they can’t have kittens, then release them...
Findrek
Then I still deal with the current strays. I dont get why people insist people accept stray cats, they're a nuisance. They don't fix dogs 1/
Findrek
And let them back into the neighborhood, and even my dog doesn't get to room others property. Keep them safe in your home, or don't. 2/2
Diabolic7e8
Cause they'll hid in your engine compartment otherwise
isetprettygirlsonfire
Self fixing problem.
Blue4Five
Residue from old tires is poisonous. We call them 'death rings' on the ocean floor - nothing grows on them or around them.
bassaro
No, no, it's venomous. You die if it's injected into the blood.
SelvonPlays
No, this would actually be a poisonous case, the deaths are caused by ingesting it, be that through the skin or swallowing.
SupermassiveZebra
Clearly you have never tried injecting a tire
Fishticuffs
He obviously eats them if you can read.
banjak
Purrelli.
ladyjosephine78
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Nice.
AgnesMcGillicuddy
Jibbers Crabst these comments though!
goudist
Plus when the raccoons move in you can have some free locally sourced meat.
bsmithwins
Mmmm, trash panda
MySushi
Might need it if a Trumpocalypse recurs, with compounding factors such as pandemic. +20% families already slipped below poverty line
FlyingScotsman27
BitRoyal
Enjoy your triginosis.
goudist
Trichinosis and just get it up past 170°F you'll be fine.
AnticlockwiseMetamorphosis
Sautéed raccoons assholes on a stick. With butter and a little salsa.
mistressluz
Mmm raccoon tacos!
RubberChickenTenders
NarratorsVoice
Cat moves into new home and looks around - "It's going to be a Goodyear."
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
happyrabbitzz
UchihaAuggie
Edgarflaps
BraveSlayer
windtunnelscienceguy
this made me happy, thank you
bud215
MemeLandLord
TinyAxolotl
Take your +1 and never come back.
dduncan55330
No, we want this shit instead of politics. Please do come back!
thisherething
Lovely home. Hoosier realtor?
Counterfit
Other cat moves into the one below it - "this isn't what I remember the inside of a bird looking like"
bagoffishstix
whhy
BananaManSupreme
Racconaissance
I dunno looks pretty tired to me
toogoodtomiss
A ha ha good one!
Habtor
If I made that from my wranglers you could fit 10 cats in each one. ?
SuperBeetle76
Horrible idea. Jeans will get soaked in the rain.
MADFOX
DirtyWhiteShoes
Nice
NeverEnoughFoxes
Staying at the Continental? Very good, sir.
SullenMoon
I understand it had 3 Michelin stars.
ironman3010
Pirelli what you did there.
uppishduck
It’s a good place to go when you’re Tired.
Kingduckky
Their new house gives them alot of confidence
toogoodtomiss
Well it's defensible yes?
Kingduckky
This is what i get for working at a tire shop i know all the tire puns but not everyone knows the joke
justadude13
HailHector
Know what else likes dry, dark, warm places in winter?... Snakes, rats, mice, skunks, racoons, possums, etc.
Mombeater
It's almost like every living creature wants a warm, dry place to live.
mastertrav666
Nice I love all of those things!
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
So hang a sign on it that says "cats only"?
Qualtagh
friends! :)
servingmytimeinusersub
My understanding is that reptiles go into full hibernation. Warmth is actually bad for them in full frozen winter.
Ringshadow
You know most of what you listed EAT mice right? How dumb are these mice, relocating into the mouths of their predators?
AFriskyJacket
"Snakes, rats, mice, skunks, racoons, possums, etc." aka, cat snacks.
sarkonas
I'd rather have those live in old tire homes than in my house...
omgtessie
I mean that sounds like meals on wheels for the cats
nangke
Meals *in* wheels
bones1529
so? they need to stay dry and warm too.
floxsyu
IF YOU'RE COLD THEY ARE COLD, LET THEM ALL IN
YoSamiteSam
Outdoor cats decimate the local and small animal bird population. Please keep your cats inside, like the invasive domestic species they are.
wandergeist
So for the cats it comes with a free food supply too?
NostrilSnowboarder
Put sign up to let the other animals know.
Degia
gamers, introverts
lukeeoin365
But these are just for cats
StarWarsIsAToxicRelationshipThatICantGetEnoughOf
Wow that made me laugh harder than it should have, thanks.
HailHector
Well, they better put a sign on it then, or they'll have all sorts of non-cat critters in them. ;)
fredzeppelin256
That would be specism, and that's wrong!
WoefulWombat
I don't see the issue.
bassaro
That's because it's hiding in a tire.
WoefulWombat
Do you normally find yourself ineracting with repurposed tyres?
bassaro
No, you're not supposed to keep the porpoises the tuna nets drag in.
LariCheltsy
Me.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Interesting thing is that we've altered almost all of the environment to suit us. If we change it to suit them as well, we're (1/2)
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
effectively making "spaceship Earth" where we still control the environment, but it's suitable for sustaining life aboard our ship. (2/2)
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
For the confused: if we just make it suitable for us, we'll fuck the whole place and it won't be Earth _or_ spaceship Earth.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Too bad the feral cats killed them all
IWouldDoThings
It's fine that feral cats kill things. It's natural. They are hunters, predatory animals.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Theres an unnatural amount of cats because we breed them and keep them as pets. They are hurting the natural environment by killing wildlife
isetprettygirlsonfire
The 30+ species that have hunted to extinction would disagree.
BluLuna
Raccoons, skunks, and opossum are usually avoided by feral cats. At least from what I've seen from our TNR cats on our security cameras.
isetprettygirlsonfire
But killing other wild animals is cool?
BluLuna
That's why we do TNR and paid out of pocket for it, to help with that issue. Humans are the bigger issue by not fixing pets and let them out
BluLuna
One example we caught. /a/piJu5iR
MrStealUrMeme
Yeah, I've in a rural area, there are plenty of opossums, skunks, and raccoons still around. Cats don't try to kill animals bigger than them
sciencenf10
They're not even likely to chase a rat. You want rats killed, get a terrier.
isetprettygirlsonfire
You ignored the rest of the list. Where I live bears, coyotes, cougars , bobcats and badgers make sure there are no outdoor cats.
DisgruntledFerret
Sure, why not? I wouldn't pet one, but I wish skunks, raccoons and opossums well.
darkdragonempress
Opossums are also very useful in getting rid of tick populations.
DoktorWeasel
Domestic skunks are apparently very pettable. They have their scent gland removed and are very floofy.
DisgruntledFerret
Yeah, they're part of the weasel family. That's why ferrets have certain glandular issues too!
DoktorWeasel
They used to be considered part of Mustelidae (the weasel family) but got spun off into their own family a while back, Mephitidae.
DoktorWeasel
Still a closely related family though.
Cutthroatlemur
That’s how you make breeding grounds for mosquitoes. Please drill drain holes.
littlefruit
Don't cats hate the smell of rubber?
Waytigo
And spiders! Can’t forget the spiders..
pretengineer
Stagnant water, shade, and wind protection... all traits of a mosquito harboring site. Females lay 100-300 eggs per day.
coffeeismyfriend
And rats
DeadyBearr
Good, that's good for the cats.
PerpetuityPhoto
Instructions unclear. Donger stuck in a sink drain.
whatifitoldyouyouweresuperwrong
Solid point mate. Still a good idea with the holes though ?
Jphinz
They said "Winter" idk where you are but there are no mosquitoes in winter around here.
Ribb
Why do cats get bones but not mosquitoes??
bassaro
Too heavy.
Ribb
Homes too.
BitRoyal
Because mosquitos are invertebrates.
etcnotect
Bloodsucking spineless bastards
Johnny5dicks
?
AndyYouGoonie
Out of curiosity, is your username from the X-men “cure” tumblr post? ?
syntheticgod8
And be sure to drain the drill holes.
Ringshadow
It quite clearly has been given a roof so it won't collect water.
Burke616
Dew is a thing that happens.
pretengineer
One mosquito lays 100 - 300 eggs per day, in as little as one bottle-cap of water.
TacoBellinHumanForm
Clearly you’ve never lived in the south
ferafish
it'll still get in from the big ole hole in the front. Not as much, but enough.
Bananaformeow
MJL88
Googol30
The point is if any water gets in, it will have no way to get out.
fishintennessee
It's quite clear you have no idea how condensation works.
TheZommie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQGW46B6x_4
ImShocked
How do you know they didnt?
Youraccountisbannedagainalready
I think this may be for the "copy cats" that may not be a cool cat or kitten and know to do so right meow
bassaro
Instructions unclear, trepanned myself.
vladimirpurrtin
Doh
Whatsizname
Also how you make breeding grounds for federal cats. Please still holes in your cats.
estossala
And the comment of the night awards goes to!!!!!
Qualtagh
Federal Cats: The Cats/Hamilton mashup no one wanted, but we all deserve
ilovebees
WhereHaveAllTheUsernamesGone2
Rum Rum Tug-ger, Sir.
WhereHaveAllTheUsernamesGone2
Spell check at your service, sir.
Qualtagh
"...I'm just like my country, I'm young, fluffy and horny..."
WhereHaveAllTheUsernamesGone2
"Who lives, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who dies, who tells your story?"
bravecatgaming
Federal cats are the worst!
sometool89
All cats are feudal by nature.
notsureofanything
Catch and release! Cats have induced ovulation so if the male is shooting blanks the female will not get preg for at least 1 more month
mooseablethenok
Don't shoot cats.
Nocturnis
Geez, america
bassaro
But what else am I supposed to put in my t-shirt cannon to keep trick-or-treaters away?
Burke616
MAGA shirts. *No one* will want to be near you once they see you've got those.
bassaro
rebekoz
Wow
bassaro
tr26
How about state or local cats? Maybe compromise on county?
PTrick87
derschweiz
Oh sure “local cats”, we all know that’s a thinly veiled burebreed supremacist phrase.
ColdestOne
I prefer international cats, global cats!
sezchuanllama
Don't matter where I go, you know I love them all! She say, "meow meow meow meow meow." She said, "meow meow meow meow."
Whatsizname
I MEANT FERAL! DARN IT
TheRickestRickFromEarthDimensionC137
You said what you said. It is law.
Whatsizname
Federal law
CommanderShitFace
Yeah they get like that when grant money is at stake.
TiredOfTheBS
No it’s federal now. No take backsies
Darkspire
Now all I can picture is cats in g-man suits and sun glasses
Zanzetuken
I'm sure they meant feral but I was amused by this!
Whatsizname
kubi
typo aside, catch fix and release.
whatcouldgowrong
Basically eugenics for cats