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I believe I've found a picture of Trott as a baby
Skincare addict in the making (x-post from r/funny)
Sauce: http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/
This site cracks me up every time, and I needed a good laugh today, wanted to share with you all as well.
And yes, I believe that is Tom Hanks, not Bill Murray.
UPdate :http://m.zimbio.com/pictures/ee2zxXgz3PY/Alfred+Dunhill+Links+Championship+Day+Three/CNOj_JZMiEI/Bill+Murray
Like like it is Bill Murray :)
MenstrualMonster
The little girl in the buggy with the pink coat is a freaking doll.
thebluestthingsonearth
Huh, RDJ and I have the exact same reaction to a crying child.
idontwannayoucantmakeme
To be fair, I also act this way.
NotSoMuch
Speaking as an older sister, "It was his sister's turn to use the hose" is actually a pretty legit reason to be distressed.
Lobsert
thats not a lego man thats a fucking toddler sized megablocs man of course his head doesnt fit in the trex
DontWorryImapilot
I too have lost a rubber ducky that way.
guairdean
Isn't taking your child to a Beiber concert some form of child abuse?
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Yeah, like forcing them to see Miley on TV
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
That's a really long condom advertising.
watermelonsz
is that... a cake of doughnuts?
MrAnansi
I know what I'm getting for my next birthday. A donut for every year.
sixteenbottlesintheowlery
I was worried nobody was going to point this out! That is...genius!
JakeLippert
The kid with the ducky...pretty sure he's crying because you cut his hair that way.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
You have to have a sense of humor or you will lose it. These are "the fun years" in terms of them being little, funny crazy people.
plainoldfool
My daughter is 20 months and is already with the terrible twos. But I wouldn't trade it for anything. I will miss it when she's older.
aGirlWithoutAname
Im right there with ya...i have a 20 month old girl and 10 month old boy. It gets CrAzZy at times but i love being a mother! =D
HowieFisterbottom
Definitely NOT Tom Hanks.
dr01mart
I prefer to think of Bill Murray's headgear not to be a bucket hat tilted backwards but rather a bonnet. it makes it funnier.
justTed
how is this not higher?
mhmmhm
FOR REAL. I'll help!
WhateverYouSayWhenYouWinAtScrabble
I created an account just to help. And contribute to the commentception.
VampireTeaParty
I had a cousin who cried every time someone sang happy birthday. Weirdest fucking kid ever
Schopes
My kid does that, too! It's really weird.
binkybow
ok really strange, but at 23, it still makes me tear up. I don't get it.
PeteVenkmann
I used to cry whenever I heard Ben by Michael Jackson. My uncle learned about this and played it every time he babysat me.
MrCoolGuy
This dog is so sick of this kids shit
bukobg
I love how the dog is perfectly aware of whats happening.
hisnameisshdynasty
That is the cutest and the funniest thing I've seen all week.
HateWinslet
I think the funniest one is their rage and betrayal after having received new hats.
hisnameisshdynasty
My favorite one's the no more bacon lol
ftninja
Cute, huh?
hisnameisshdynasty
I'm not a parent so it was cute and funny.
AsCoolAsSlicedBread
I thought the Hulk one was pretty adorable.
themotherflippin
THAT UGLY LITTLE KID WITH THE RUBBER DUCK GETS ME EVERY TIME
ThereWillBeBacon
That's a little rude, maybe next time you should stop and think, maybe that 'rubber duck' has a name
CSLewis
I was looking for this comment. It gets me every time, too. +1
TheFlyingHellfish
And why wouldn't the parents realize that their kid is ugly and try to help by not giving him an ugly haircut?
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
exactly what i thought!!! a better hair cut can do wonders.
fundipsundrip
that picture killed me. the only one that made me laugh lol
noblespaceplatypus
being told you can't have any more bacon is a legitimate reason to cry
ImOnlyMakingThisToPostAGif
HowMuchWoodWouldAChocoboChokeIfAChocoboCouldChokeWood
Having learned yesterday my girlfriend is pregnant: What an exciting time to be alive!
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Congrats. And based on this post: good luck.
Randersuarus
Being newly pregnant, oh man lol
meoowth
http://reasonsmykidissmiling.tumblr.com/ Don't worry, it's not all bad :)
dickymchamhox
Dude. Run.
epicor
Grats bud!
unapologetic05
Congrats ! you are blessed. :)
EatMyPricklyPear
Congrats! It's a wonderful thing :)
ElSephiroth
congrats :)
roughtyper
Are you sure it's hers?
Salpinus
So... Congrats?
MenstrualMonster
Congrats!
farwall
Oh no, do you know who the father is?
HowMuchWoodWouldAChocoboChokeIfAChocoboCouldChokeWood
not a clue :(
waffleninjer
Say hi to Danquan for me.
mmurrbles
We've all been there pal. Hopefully its some other unlucky sob.
plainoldfool
Pro tip, when they have a meltdown over stupid shit (see above images), laugh with/at them. Play it off that you think it's adorable and(1)
IsThisNameAlreadyChosen
As a Mom, what you said. Works EVERY time.
plainoldfool
funny. I find it knocks the wind out of their sails and many times they will start laughing too.
KittenLion
Also useful with girlfriend
ThePsychoEnchanter
Or just ignore them
UpsetFace
"When I see a baby crying in a restaurant, I do everyone a favor and throw it away" - Maddox
SauceIsAwesomesauce
but does that encourage bad behavior? from your experience, do they do that more often to get laughs?
neondemonn
Well, I wouldn't make them think it's "adorable" but I agree with laughing at them,
neondemonn
To show how ridiculous they're being.
plainoldfool
No, not in my experience. It's kind of a "Damn, you got me, daddy". Also I find kids can't figure out what's really bothering them (1)
plainoldfool
when they have a tantrum. They can't really articulate their emotions into words (and let's face it, we know plenty of adults who can't (2)
plainoldfool
either)), and this is extremely frustrating to them. Also, I find my kids really act up when they are a bit tired. However, laughter (3)
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
I just finished wrestling with my three-year-old, trying to get his haircut. He thrashed wildly and screamed like mad. I needed these now.
hetnkik
#21 is Imgur
mediaman73
http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/
iceph03nix
I just about posted this when I didn't find it anywhere near the top.
mediaman73
For some reason, my posts rarely get near the top. ;)
tuxisagamer
Those are the correct responses to Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.
DrToastyPants
And the lack of bacon.
Misora
To be fair she still had bacon. Rule in my house was eat bacon and then you can have more. But wasting bacon? Verbotten.
CutAngelwings
I would cry
Ijustwantquiet
I cry when I see them too.
lisp
I was like, *whoa*, that is cruel & unusual punishment.
pgdave
Hey, at least they provided some ear protection!
langinator
I almost cried for them
BronzeLeaguePro
I get why you'd not like JB, but what's wrong with Cyrus? Wrecking ball is a legitimately good song, you hatin hater. :(
tuxisagamer
There's no accounting for taste.
BronzeLeaguePro
No but seriously, it
BronzeLeaguePro
But seriously, it's a song where she's telling us how she really felt. It's actually well done compared tyo 90% of the pop out there. :/
tuxisagamer
My 4 year old daughter makes up better music than 90% of pop music. That is not exactly a compelling argument.
BronzeLeaguePro
Maybe your daughter is a prodigy?
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
"lel i was born in le wrong generation!!"
BigTurdBlossom
...and all of the food ones
hmendez94
Bill Murray had the greatest reaction to a crying kid
ballybee
I really want somebody to face swap their faces!
kelsinn17
Nope. Bill Murray.
HappyCakeDay
Bill Fucking Murray
RoundThreeFIGHT
I'm on mobile, has anyone tagged this "birth control ad" yet?
StrideWideMan
Yes.
PurpleTigon
It's Tom Hanks. But i still agree
Zombieshark
Nope, it's Bill.
prettihatemachine
TIL bill Murray and tom Hanks look alike while making some faces...
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wamccarthy
Reasonable minds may disagree, but because it's on a golf course and he's wearing crazy shit there's about a 99.99% chance it's Bill Murray.
lonelystrandedalien
what is everyone talking about? i feel like you're frogologists and i have no idea of frog science and you talk about it incessantly!
BackInAGIFfy
It is not. It is Bill Murray at the Dunhill golf tournament in St Andrews. He's known for wearing wacky outfits like that @ ProAm tourneys
BackInAGIFfy
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/ee2zxXgz3PY/Alfred+Dunhill+Links+Championship+Day+Three/CNOj_JZMiEI/Bill+Murray
Nonjudgemental
Oh this is gonna be fun. It's Tom Hanks!
humpbackwhale
Pretty sure it's Bill Murray..
SmittyTheTruckDriver
And it was ... ?? A pic would be cool.
rocketpanda
MRW people say that's Tom Hanks: http://media0.giphy.com/media/NPyHgTkMStCXC/200.gif
ImEdd
RDJ's face really got me.
DeepReaver
Sorta looks like he is going 'Jesus i remember why i did all that coke now...'
Chouilste
''Whoa whoa, what the fuck kid!''
iSoulend
"What did I do wrong, that's not supposed to be like that ..."
HankyDaddy
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HankyDaddy
No, it's an abomination.
EyesOnThePies
I said exactly that this to my friend before seeing the comments... I think I'm starting to merge with the imgurian hive mind. O_O
Macewindow54
He looks sorry, Like "Dude I'm so sorry I crushed your kids magical belief in moves, sorry kid"
UseTheForceLuke
In case you're as lazy as I am
HotPeaSoup
I wonder if this hapens often?
PizzaLordOfGallifrey
It's like he just had a sudden realization he's not actually Iron Man.
TerraDactyl89
He is though, he just realized he forgot the suit at home.
ineffablyintangible
briefcase
Erilis
Dog's face really got me
Rhase
A lot of these faces were priceless "I am so fucking done with your shit" like even the dogs.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
The goat has an expression that says "fucking really?"
Boxofbleh
Your face really got RDJ.
ImEdd
I wish :(
oblivioniscalling
"Wait what am I supposed to do now
AppleOfClowns
He looks like he wants to go break into the props department and come back in the suit.
PlutoForPresident2016
Lord knows he would.
Rogahar
You know that went through his head. Like "Can I get there and back in time? No they'll have gone. Damn it."
yabakuboi
I would wait.
Morevna
As would I... .
SandraReddleston
That one and "he got stuck" made my laughter piss my mom off. She paused her novela. Never again.
CanIHaveOneOfYourFriesNoLikeJustOne
I love the face of the little sister who is sharing the leg hole.
PowayMermaid
I wanna pinch her cute little chipmunk cheeks :-)
raim42
To be fair, that is a legit complaint - I definitely would not be alright with sharing a leg hole
ShaniaMarkTwain
"I have failed you.."
AncalagontheBlack
Shoulda pulled a Bill Murray
chucky235
Happened in the 413!! Sunderland, Mass.
PowayMermaid
That's what I said first time I saw it! He looks so... devastated.
idontunderstandhoweyeballswork
he looks like, "what did I do..."
Lacraz
His costume is too elaborate to carry around, not much fun meeting kids, not like Johnny Depp and Chris Pratt
busk
The face on the Goat got me.
MrLordOfSirrington
Goat face really goat me.
crapy
aGirlWithoutAname
Goat face really goat to me*
BloodRedSakura
He looks like every adult male around someone else's crying baby
WeAreStevo
I actually feel bad for the kid and the parents...but then again I'm a parent, so that could be why...
BloodRedSakura
with a face that says "baaby, plz"
verisimilitude
babby pls*
Equinox13
He looks like me around someone else's crying baby. Except he's a guy, and I'm not. And he's attractive, same ending as previous sentence.
GalacticPancakes
I think we'll be the judge of that.
Equinox13
Pretty sure my lack of a Y chromosome was the judge of at least part of it.
mrNobody1337
polocksneedhugstoo
she must be a music lover!
shuttlecockinakumquat
Little girl in shopping cart: "Is this how it's going to be forever?"
nonamejanie
RIGHT!? That is the face that struck me the most out of that whole thing up there! hahahaha
Duros62
"Can you fucking not?"
SunshineSatan
That's a perfect memory of me (the quiet one) and my older brattier brother.
FosterSisterFister
Pure deadpan look of wtf
DeusExSpockina
do you SEE the shit that I put up with?
fullofwastedpotential
Wtf is that thing on the cart?
shuttlecockinakumquat
It's a shopping cart return incentive. You have to pay like 50 cents to get the cart out, and you get it back when you return the cart.
Pencillin
seems like it would be a lot cheaper to just hire someone at $7/hr w/ no benefits -- MURRICA
shuttlecockinakumquat
Cheaper than $0.00/hr? You get the 50 cents back when the cart is returned. Or you can leave it so hobos can return the cart for the $0.50.
LastNightIThoughtItWasAGoodIdea
Anyone else seeing little Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in this picture?
Katheebs
"She's in my SPOOOOOOT!"
PuUd
As a younger sibling; yes, yes it is.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Be born, they said. Have an older brother, they said. It'll be great, they said...
Oguri57
I'm an older brother and I find this offensive.
maybeamonster
They didn't mean for you, silly. They meant for the brother. Being an older brother is great. Sucker.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
My younger sister used to scream so loud she literally ended up with hearing damage. I don't have much sympathy for little sisters :)
BreadyStinellis
As a little sister, her hearing loss is all your fault. I'm not sure how, but I'm positive it's all your fault. She's an angel. Always.
InsertSomethingFunnyHere
As a parent to a 3 year old, i can say that these are all true.
AsCoolAsSlicedBread
My three year olds cry just because they know how to.
WhimsicalCalamari
i cried when my parents bought my favorite chair at the furniture store. like, total freak-out.
pbbbtMeg
My middle daughter is 6 and we still have events like this daily. Thankfully the big & little girls aren't drama queens.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
I recently escaped the Threenager stage. -_-
MarquisDeSadeVII
Except that Sunscreen is needed, even on rainy days.
canadianbunnyeh
I don't care about his tantrums My son is awesome. His brain is developping so a shitty temper is expected.My boyfriend on the other hand...
aprilludgateduire
And that most of these kids need a nap
Fruppi
I showed these to my three year old, who confirmed that they were all reasonable things to cry about.
sandibebop
As the parent of a 2 year old: *gross crying*
portnoyd
My 2 year old cried because I wouldn't let him drive my car.
MissFitz77
My toddler cries when she asks for toast and I give her toast, but she has decided she doesn't want toast anymore.
KhaleesiMarz
My son had a meltdown the other day because he wanted toast, but didn't want me to put the bread in the toaster.
TheAtomicTangerine
My 2 y/o had a melt down last week b/c his juice box was too full and he squirted it on the floor. He asked for the juice box...
epicor
Not inside on the bed...
hellzcat
As someone mostly expected to have kids by my in-laws...ouch. seems like rough times ahead.
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
I remember throwing a tantrum when I was four because my mother tucked my blanket in under my feet after I specifically asked her to do so.
SuperDuperMissile
My daughter cried because I didn't let her eat the todler toothpaste from the tube.
IamAllred
My daughter cried when I told her I had to use pennies to pay for her icecream. She wanted to keep them but get ice cream too
override367
I cry inside every time I buy something and no longer have the money I paid for it
Paralellex
Don't we all
ShospleColupis
I hope someone called social services.. nobody should be denied more bacon.. ever..
drita247
Not to be devils advocate but children should not have bacon, since bacon has so much salt
Civikjm
But there is bacon on the plate... I always say if you finish what you've got, you can have more.
FunkyCake
Thats why is so funny. She can just get it from plate. Instead she throws tantrum. Gg
rageboots
I hate bacon so what are you gonna do about it?
FunkyCake
Hand you a beercan?
Tech21101
Force you to eat bacon, that's what!
rageboots
You can try all you want, its not changing my opinion.
caretaker82
Opinion is irrelevant. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.
snuffcarcass
Eat your share.
Kalibek
I totally get the bacon one
stevetehpirate
Yeah, that's how I react too.
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
why yes, thats the only reasonable answer
LooksLikeTheFatFairyBeatHerWithTheUglyStick
I gave my 18 month old bacon for the first time a week or so ago... he literally just had a pile of bacon for breakfast. I was so proud.
TerraDactyl89
Diabeetus has never tasted so good.
epicor
My 2 yo would have hot dogs every meal and be super excited about it. HOTDOG!? EAT HOTDOG!? YYYAAYYYY!!
comaWill
Vaginal bacon
torresky
not even an overeaction.
ipromisediwouldntbutohwell
But... But it's right there on the plate... There's still some left...
GoALittleCrazy
I need to know like 3 slices before the end so I can savor the rest.
afrofrycook
I'm afraid you thought I said a lot of bacon and eggs. I want all the bacon and eggs you have.
LooksLikeTheFatFairyBeatHerWithTheUglyStick
Yeah but there's not that MUCH. There is an end to the bacon coming, and it is sad.
DotSlashNatalie
The baconing (which is also the name of a game).
waffleninjer
Bacon will never be the same.
LooksLikeTheFatFairyBeatHerWithTheUglyStick
I seriously get sad when my meal is over half over, because I know that food is ending soon. My inner fat girl sobs.
waffleninjer
It's a genuine problem.
KFizzle
To be fair i'm a grown ass man, and you should see my face when we're outta bacon.
Kalibek
For some reason I always like when men refer to themselves as 'grown ass man'
epicor
I do that occasionally. Why? Cause I'm a grown as man. That's why.